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13 SIGMA GODZILLA

 

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RUNAWAY YEN

 

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RUDOLF HAVENSTEIN BANKNOTE

 

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TONER TONER TONER

 

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KAMIKAZEE

 

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TARO ASO DEMONSTRATES ABENOMICS

 

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FRB KABUKI (QE SHOGUN)

 

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FRB KABUKI (PAUL VOLCKER)(Central Banking Kabuki)

 

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SHOGUN DRAGHI (Central Planning Kabuki)

 

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FRB KABUKI (A LECTURE ON MORAL HAZARD)

 

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SHOGUN MERWYN KING

 

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HARUHIKO KURODA

 

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QE ZOMBIE MEETS GODZILLA

 

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Sat, 04/06/2013 - 05:58 | 3415709 news printer
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@William

I wonder if U could use it:

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/5440/123obf.jpg

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059670/

Ps.: Toshiro Mifune is one of my fav actors, especially in Sanjuro; brilliant film.

 

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 00:06 | 3415455 ShakaZulu
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In the war between Godzilla and the Zombies, the humans are the losers!

Mon, 04/08/2013 - 13:39 | 3422540 screw face
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Fukushima, gives the term kamikaze, a whole new meaning. 

i am detecting pad spew.

rense repeat

rosta

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 00:02 | 3415447 ShakaZulu
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I hit Ctrl P and all I got was this lousy webpage!

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 21:06 | 3415046 Peter Pan
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The 300 Spartans who dies at Thermopylae might have died unnecessarily but at least there were principles and reputations involved.

Can anyone reading this tell me the last time they saw a government enact and see through any principled legislation, the last time they actually saw them track down and punish a wall Street crook, the last time they actually jailed one of their own, the last time any politician sent a son or grandson to fight in Iraq or Afghanistan and the last time they listned to a Federal Reserve prediction about the economy that actually came true?

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 21:02 | 3415031 blindman
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who is this general public I keep
hearing about?

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 20:56 | 3415014 One of We
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Thank you banzaisan! I especially loved the Tora Tora Tora spoof and the wonderfully 'shopped Shinizo Ben fortune cookie!  Also 1000 thanks for not spoofing on any Bruce Lee stuff (not that that's Japanese related but all orientals without breast implants look the same to us western low brows.....)

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 20:41 | 3414966 world_debt_slave
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Seven Samurai, classic!

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 20:20 | 3414906 monad
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Goldzilla! Goldzilla! Goldzilla! 

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 20:15 | 3414885 jumbo maverick
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TONER TONER TONER

I am afraid we have awakened a sleeping giant- Precious Metals.

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 19:49 | 3414802 Yen Cross
Fri, 04/05/2013 - 18:45 | 3414584 screw face
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In Hoc you hosebag

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 18:37 | 3414563 kurt
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Gode-zee-rah!

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 18:21 | 3414505 peter4805
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Oh no! There goes Tokyo, go, go Godzilla!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7gFlSGXt_k

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 18:06 | 3414465 Herdee
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Their must be a bit of irony in Godzilla wrecking downtown Tokyo.

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 18:05 | 3414462 Frank N. Beans
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kabuki theatre of the mind bitchez

wonderful work

 

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 18:10 | 3414448 The Heart
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*Smells like piss?

Smells a lot worse than that>:

"Not only would the banking cartels be able to shut down all
banking computers (and simultaneously siphon the remaining
money in their customer’s accounts), but also use this fake
[media-publicized Arab] cyber-attack to enrage the American
public against Iran, and justify their highly anticipated [desired]
military strike. By blaming Iran, the technocrats could initiate the
shutdown of all domestic banking computer systems in order to
“purge” the virus and reconfigure their systems. However this would
be a false flag [attack], meant to pacify the public to avert mass
panic. While the general public would fall for the cover story, the
banking cartels would simply electronically transfer all customer
funds [our savings deposits] from private checking accounts
out to off-shore banks where they could not be touched, and cover
their tracks. The American public, being told that Iran was to blame
[for the loss of their savings], might not riot in the streets,
as we have seen in European countries of late. There would be total
support for the war against Iran if this scheme could be pulled off.
The technocrats could not only bankrupt America [by stealing our
money], but also simultaneously stave off a social display
[of anti-banker riots], and the breakdown of society, because the
Iranians would take the blame. The plan is perfect. We must not be
fooled. We can see the recent riots in Spain as a barometer as to
how we can take this country back from the banking cartels."

SUSANNE POSEL

http://ericpetersautos.com/2012/09/27/mega-banks-plan-to-steal-your-mone...

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 19:19 | 3414711 stacking12321
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dont post garbage from susanne posel here, she is a worthless alarmist, everything is a false flag, everything is a vast conspiracy to her.

if you're going to post that sort of nonsense at least go with alex jones, he is more entertaining.

 

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 20:32 | 3414937 CompassionateFascist
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Considering what the ZOG has done and gotten away with already, anything is possible. 

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 17:53 | 3414438 rlouis
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Thank you for the Friday laughs William, from the ridiculous to sublime - fantastic!

 

An idea for future consideration (if you haven't done it already) - Ben Bernanke as Fred MacMurray, the Nutty Professor; the ivory tower dunce.

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 17:49 | 3414432 q99x2
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Ye FRB Kabuki was trippy dude.

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 17:37 | 3414398 Lmo Mutton
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Excellent work sir.

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 17:37 | 3414393 CaptainSpaulding
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Where the fuck is Raymond Burr? 

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 17:32 | 3414379 blindman
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is that Sigma Freud?
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when I was a kid I lived next door to a German lady
who had survived a concentration camp, was the way the
story went. about that time a soft drink co. came out
with a soda pop called "dr. pepper". she used to ask
her friends and neighbors "who is dis famous dr. coming
to new York?" .
she had seen the commercial.
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back then, that was humorous.

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 17:29 | 3414365 MyBrothersKeeper
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Hey William...how about a creation where the can the politicans/bankers keep kicking down the road becomes so heavy that it breaks off their foot

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 17:29 | 3414363 Mototard at Large
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Toner!

Toner!

Toner!

Took me a few seconds to get it and then I almost died laughing.  Brilliant!

Sun, 04/07/2013 - 10:41 | 3418287 MythicalFish
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Yeah it is GENIUS!!! Thanks for that, WB7!

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 17:26 | 3414356 Mototard at Large
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Dutch banks getting hit by DDOS attacks today.

 

Anyone have more info?

 

Qassam?

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 17:26 | 3414354 Wakanda
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WB7 seems to hit a very special Zen high when he reaches into the Japanese Art History folder and photochops current events into the classics.

FRB Kabuki is awesome stuff William!

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 22:30 | 3415281 williambanzai7
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I can do it all day long

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 00:08 | 3415463 ShakaZulu
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uh huh....now let's hear from the wife

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 17:16 | 3414327 Cow
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genius

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 17:29 | 3414362 resurger
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i2ed that.

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 17:16 | 3414324 screw face
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That's to frick'en much, woooh jah

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 17:15 | 3414319 screw face
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that's to frick'en much, woooh jah!

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 17:10 | 3414296 the grateful un...
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Japan has Godzilla, China has ?

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 17:08 | 3414293 metastar
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It's QE Kamikaze Bitchez!

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 16:10 | 3414034 bank guy in Brussels
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It's funny stuff WB

But I think there is too much group-think Japan-bashing on ZeroHedge

Which might well be wrong again, like so many endless people have lost their shirts over the years predicting Japan's demise ... including Kyle Bass losing millions waiting for his big Japanese 'implosion'

In fact, the policies of Japan might work ... and we should hope and pray that they do

There is a reasonable - a quite reasonable - argument that Japan's current policies may well succeed, as similar policies succeeded in the early 1930s

The large-scale QE is fighting an even bigger credit contraction ... and besides, it is a roll of the dice in a situation where the Japanese have little to lose by trying

The reasons why Abenomics might work, and why he should absolutely continue to try to do what he is doing, are well-covered by Ambrose Evans-Pritchard today:

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/finance/ambroseevans-pritchard/100023922/ab...

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 22:35 | 3415123 williambanzai7
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I'm certainly not a Japan basher, although I am always willing and able to harpoon that part of my heritage when necessary. Nevertheless, I don't think all the "Japanese" can be blamed for the actions of the Japanese contingent of the global "worms." And technically speaking, the US started this latest ink splattering  fiasco.

I think ZH is an equal opportunity basher. That is part of the Fight Club ethos.

Luckily, I have not lost my shirt on Japan. 

As for their policy of following the que of rest of the world by jumping up on the table and sticking their dick in the mash potatoes, why the fuck not.

It hastens the great money printing disaster of the new millenium.

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 18:56 | 3414642 QQQBall
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Yeah, the past 20 years have been a watershed...

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 19:42 | 3414778 machineh
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Real estate might be the only shelter from Japanese hyperinflation.

But even property faces demographic headwinds, with a shrinking population.

Who ya gonna call?

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 20:30 | 3414926 CompassionateFascist
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Solution: more powdered tiger-bone. 

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 17:38 | 3414402 lewy14
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OK, yeah, this full on Keynesian program has been entered before.

And it's shown good initial results before.

Show me a country where massively reflationary has been exited successfully.

And hyperinflation and global war don't count as "successful exits".

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 17:26 | 3414352 MyBrothersKeeper
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Delusional.  Japan's plan has no chance of working in the long run. Cannot mathmatically grow your way out of 23x debt to revenues by inflating without hyperinflation and that's before you consider the demographic realities.  Why do some people think that even though spending your way out of debt has NEVER worked in the history of mankind that this time will be different? Check that:  one thing COULD save Japan.....a fountain of youth that reverses their aging population. Short of that, they are terminal and will default.   It's nothing to cheer about or take comfort in, but their mass deleveraging is coming. Some short term infusion may slow the metastis (sp) but it doesn't change the prognosis.

BTW, I doubt Bass has lost any money betting against Japan....all he has done is short the Yen....i'm sure he is profiting quite nicely

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 15:37 | 3413901 worbsid
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Thanks William, I needed that after the Handford story.

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 15:20 | 3413824 williambanzai7
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CURRENCY WAR 2013

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 19:37 | 3414758 machineh
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With all them yakuza tattoos, he'll never be admitted to the onsen (hot springs).

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 15:18 | 3413815 williambanzai7
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WISDOM OF MASTER HU FLUNG DUNG

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 00:07 | 3415458 ShakaZulu
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Confucius say "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky"

Fri, 04/05/2013 - 21:05 | 3415042 nmewn
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Ya know, there's an old cracka joke that go's along with that.

A Florida boy dropped a quarter down the hole in an out-house one day. He got done with his business, stood up, tugged his pants up, pulled out his wallet, took out a crisp one dollar bill, wadded it up and threw it down the shit-hole just as his younger brother opened the door.

"Why the hell did you do that?"...he says.

The older brother says..."If I'm gonna get shit all over me I'm gonna make it worth the effort." ;-)

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