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IN CASE YOU ARE WONDERING WHAT JUST HAPPENED AT AP

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KashNCarry's picture

In the picture: Jon Corzine showing how in the days after he flipped his SUV, he flipped billions from the muppets he convinced were going to get staggeringly wealthy placing their trust in him and MF Global...

A true MF'er...

williambanzai7's picture

A high rolling Squid with OPM

Bearwagon's picture

Don't high rollers usually know what they are doing? ;)

justinius1969's picture

He most ceratinly did not... met him once, he asked the whether local housing market was priced in US$.. A meeting with bankers and fund managers in Geneva Switzerland. I knew we were doomed from that moment..

WTFUD's picture

If you were an MSM Hooker, hooked up in the Revolving Door of Do you want to spread the word of God(s) and receive a 'lick' of that $85 billion per month, maintaining your status as lead hookers ( 85% of dwindling free market competitive tv revenues will be correlated to the recipients of said fed gratuities ) with approved Frontline Anchors and Foreign /Political Correspondents assured the Best Seats in Da House Home & Abroad ( All in Droned or Not ) would you say yes please may i have another or would you tell the TRUTH?

ali-ali-al-qomfri's picture

See it's easy folks, just place your cursor over the Bitcoin icon,

hit control, shift and print aaaaaaaaaaaand vvwalah, we are rich, again

Lets Buy The Dip's picture

nice post, this more up had the bears frustrated today, and how about that small flash crash by the tweeter hacker that would have stopped out many people out of their positions. How hackers tricked wall street today ==> http://bit.ly/ZolRmB Today my friend, you need to go back, tweeter or not, was this organised or not? Well I do not know, but its just goes to show you how the market can be manipulated in minutes, how vulnerable our accounts can be, with stops and other trades, and also with a drop like today u realise just how important it is to USE STOP LOSSES. In this sort of market a STOP LOSS is your BEST FRIEND!

Angus McHugepenis's picture

Vintage boob shots?... I can draw better tits with crayons on old newspaper by looking at myself in a mirror.

Eahudimac's picture

I must be a lib because I don't like bush.

steveo77's picture

Yeah, whats up with Bush, so old school

New_Meat's picture

I once saw Ms. get junked for a .

Me, I'm a figurin' that you will have an actual answer, in your head now, but eventually ...

ReligiousAtheist1's picture

Another WB7 classic, had me rolling with this one

The Heart's picture

And in case you are wondering who babylons real targets are:

DHS training with practice targets featuring children, pregnant woman?

DALLAS, February 28, 2013 — Minnesota-based Law Enforcement Targets, Inc (LET) has been awarded $5.5 million in contracts with the federal government, including $2 million with the Department of Homeland Security.

In light of this fact, it’s no wonder that the American people were outraged last week when it was uncovered that the firm had released a series of gun practice targets featuring a pregnant woman, a child, a young mother and grandparents.

This No More Hesitation series includes seven total targets, each subject armed: Pregnant Woman, seen in front of the backdrop of a nursery, Older Man 1, stands in his home, in front of a bookshelf and Older Man 2, Older Woman, is depicted in a bathrobe in her kitchen. The Young Mother, seen on a playground, is holding a toddler’s hand in one hand, gun in the other

http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/high-tide-and-turn/2...

Company Behind Shooting Targets of Children Received $2 Million From DHS

The company behind controversial shooting targets that include images of children, pregnant women and elderly gun owners received almost $2 million dollars in contracts from the Department of Homeland Security.

Minnesota-based Law Enforcement Training Inc., which brags of its close relationship with the DHS and thousands of law enforcement agencies, has stoked outrage after producing shooting targets which feature "non traditional" threats amidst banal environments such as a pregnant woman in a nursery, a mother in a school playground and a little boy.

The company reacted to the furore by asserting the products helped override "hesitation on the part of cops when deadly force is required on subjects with atypical age, frailty or condition," and to "break that stereotype on the range, regardless of how slim the chances are of encountering a real life scenario that involves a child, pregnant woFollowing concerns that the issue could be linked with Homeland Security’s purchase of around 2 billion bullets over the last year, which many fear is linked to preparations for domestic disorder, it has now emerged that Law Enforcement Training Inc. has racked up contracts worth almost $2 million dollars with the DHS over the last three years.

http://www.infowars.com/company-behind-shooting-targets-of-children-rece...

Law Enforcement "Requested" Shooting Targets of Pregnant Women

"The subjects in NMH targets were chosen in order to give officers the experience of dealing with deadly force shooting scenarios with subjects that are not the norm during training. I found while speaking with officers and trainers in the law enforcement community that there is a hesitation on the part of cops when deadly force is required on subjects with atypical age, frailty or condition (one officer explaining that he enlarged photos of his own kids to use as targets so that he would not be caught off guard with such a drastically new experience while on duty). This hesitation time may be only seconds but that is not acceptable when officers are losing their lives in these same situations. The goal of NMH is to break that stereotype on the range, regardless of how slim the chances are of encountering a real life scenario that involves a child, pregnant woman, etc. If that initial hesitation time can be cut down due to range experience, the officer and community are better served."

http://www.infowars.com/law-enforcement-requested-shooting-targets-of-pr...

The representative also claims that the targets could be used for "don’t shoot" training, which is somewhat dubious given that they are called "no hesitation" targets and every single one of them is described as a "threat" target in the product description.

The shooting targets, intended to "help the transition for officers who are faced with these highly unusual targets for the first time," include "pregnant woman threat," "older man with shotgun," "older man in home with shotgun," "older woman with gun," "young school aged girl," "young mother on playground," and "little boy with real gun."

http://www.infowars.com/law-enforcement-requested-shooting-targets-of-pregnant-women/

FEDS Buy Two Billion Rounds of Ammunition

Something strange is going on. Federal non-military agencies have bought two billion rounds of ammunition in the last 10 months. The Obama Administration says that federal law enforcement agents need the ammunition for "mandatory quarterly firearms qualifications and other training sessions."

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/02/17/Feds-Buy-2-Billion-Ro...

Credits to PS.

SmittyinLA's picture

Actually when a meth dealing Mexican mafia gang tried to take over the city of Anaheim CA (disneyland) they used pregnant women & children at the front of a violent mob throwing projectiles at the police, the assault lasted over 6 hours before finally being broken up, nearly all the perps were illegal alien gang bangers with long criminal records, their wives & girlfriends were using their own kids to protect their mob assult from a police response.  http://www.ocregister.com/articles/police-365369-diaz-officer.html

CompassionateFascist's picture

Then the alphabet gestapi should use pix of bangers and their spawn. THESE pics were of White Middle Class people...precisely those whom ZOG intends to exterminate. 

Herd Redirection Committee's picture

Yep, no way can those targets be used for "No Shoot" training, the kids are holding guns!  But I love how the kids hold the guns real close to themselves, so that you can train yourself to shoot at a kid with a VERY innocent body posture!  The one girl is holding her 3 year old sister in the other hand!   Insanity.  Clearly they want LEO to take orders, and if those orders are to shoot, nothing else is supposed to come into it.

Forty Six and 2's picture

Today's police scanner chatter...

Chief Wiggum - "We uh found our guy. He's at the trading desk playing his homemade porn video for his new mgmt staff. Lockdown that building and send in the local PD, SWAT, FBI, CST, DEA, Craft International, CIA, DIA, NSA, Interpol, FSB and fast. It looks like that man in the white scarf is about to vomit over seeing is junk...er, what's that?...He's an Obama Bumbler, yeah exactly so wha...oh Bundler?

CODE BLUE Abort, abort, abort! Repeat, Code Blue Abort Abort Abort. Rally point Charley 10 blocks east at Dunkin Donuts.

q99x2's picture

Just got a call from Santa Monica College saying bomb threat. First joggers and now one of my colleges. They (them you know the ones that can be seen wearing special sunglasses) are starting to get personal. Its a takeover of the US by globalists. What a nuisance.

Dr. Engali's picture

Hey guys watch me snatch another cool billion out of the market without anybody knowing the difference.....well anybody except those malcontents at Zero Hedge. My boy Barack will take care of them for me though. Yo Barack how's that CISPA thingy coming?

Angus McHugepenis's picture

You had me at "watch me snatch"...

rsnoble's picture

That guy has a big head like Jack.

q99x2's picture

Definitely the CISPA Nazi. It could have been that fat kim from N. Korea but it believe Aunty spanked his fanny over the nuke BS and he still has tape over his mouth.

falak pema's picture

Corzine would make a great name for a toxic wine : one sip of this nectar and you'll rehypothecate your outdated wife ad nauseum for a huge killing, planned obsolescence notwithstanding. 

The only wine that does not make vanity go to your head; dionysian clarity guaranteed, you'll think your dog on leash is Potus.

And he is...!!! We'll prove it when you've drunk this. 

When reality outstruts fiction. 

Alzheimer, cancer and Aids are now forlorn ghosts of the past, bitchezz! 

You're on the road to perpetual levitation. 

StychoKiller's picture

Hmm, Corzine, Benzene -- at least benzene is useful.

New_Meat's picture

a) rehypothecate your outdated wife, and

b) would she enjoy that.

Many financial outcomes come with this decision tree.

- Ned

LeisureSmith's picture

By the looks of it he also let one rip. "From solid to gas as vapour out of ones ass, those are the days of our lives". John Corzine from his new book Ponzi Poetry.

Uncle Remus's picture

whaddya mean no speel check?

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

Dude's got two Dells.

<Speeling is so over rated.>

Uncle Remus's picture

<Speeling is so over rated.>

 

FBI agrees.

jumbo maverick's picture

That FBI comment was brilliant

metastar's picture

I figured he would have faked his own demise.

bank guy in Brussels's picture

The Corzine 'trials' will likely follow the pattern of the fake 'prosecution' of the Bush White House by that media-pumped American fraud prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald, in the previous decade

Progressive media was pumped with false stories and even claims Fitzgerald was going to do a criminal sweep of the Bush White House and maybe even impeach Bush

And it turned out Fitzgerald was a scumbag working to protect the Bushes ... there were these months and months of federal 'investigation' with a huge staff, Fitzgerald did collect and receive files on a huge number of crimes, but he buried nearly all the files deep

And all Fitzgerald did was fart out a little mini-indictment of one Bush aide, 'Scooter' Libby, who had ticked off the CIA by being a little too loose with CIA material

There was a nominal 'conviction' of Libby a couple years after the mess started, and then Bush pardoned his pal Scooter before leaving office ... a total time-wasting nothingburger after spending millions 'investigating'

Will likely be the same with big bundler Corzine ... US Justice for 'Just Us'

New_Meat's picture

You, sir, are entirely correct.  This is the lawyers' FULL EMPLOYMENT ACT in action.  The managing partnerz are salivating in anticipation and are waiting for the next chance to, well (I don't say this to many people) slurp from the slop available.

- Ned

williambanzai7's picture

I even have a backup suspect, that CISPA Nazi.

12ToothAssassin's picture

WB, did you mean Person of Interest?

New_Meat's picture

Yep, u are giving WB7 a good headz up.  cuz the plaintif lawyerz are a hungry lot, much prey out theyah, but, that pack is getting biggah by the minute.

- Ned

nmewn's picture

Plus one for the NE accent ;-)

New_Meat's picture

I teazed u on the shredding thingie.  Gotta' ask, did u junk me?

If not, then I have a special badge for ya ;-)

- Ned

nmewn's picture

Hell no...lol...95% of the time I'm givin out ups, even to people I disagree with on other stuff. I even up voted LTER a couple times...and proved it to her by taking it away in front of her eyes when she didn't believe me.

Besides, ups & downs on a GW thread don't mean anything anyways...half of them are batshit crazy to begin with ;-)

New_Meat's picture

I'm kinda' like a drive-by uppah, myself.  If I'm gonna' junk someone, well, it merits a snarky comment to stimulate some conversation.

On a GW thread, it is kinda like spy v. sh, y'know, the fucking inverse of reality.

----

And the real story of Watertown is leaking out.  We had the W-town chief on local radio early Monday, his practice media show, he done good to praise his force, nay credit for hissef, then I guess he's gone more public.  Mrs_Meat says he's become over-exposed, idk.

Facts b stubborn things.  He was talking about one of his officers standing behind a tree (stupid bastard, in a firefight, he was afraid to get his pants muddy) and that the tree took a half-dozen rounds, one almost burned his ear.

Then speedbump went dry, and some police hero (all balls, maybe some judgement, 30+ years on the force, probably in better shape than I am, but probably not much better ;-) decided to tackle him v. aceing him.  That's a lotta' mindset training/idk the physical training and not very good judgement imho.  They cuffed him, planted him, lost control of dash-2, who grabbed the vehicle and backed up over his brother.

And the owner of the Mercedez SUV, hijacked, with the "coexist" sticka' on the bumpa', well, he's a member of the chin tribe.  they/media are supressing any of his comments.

- Ned

{and I use "hero" carefully, not in the throw-away sense.}

{{and wonderin' about the 'chin tribe guy, when he gets another vehicle, will he have a "coexist" sticka?}}

 

nmewn's picture

"will he have a "coexist" sticka?"

ROTFL!!!...I'm thinkin not. But he may be the forgiving type, me, not so much, when someone shoves a knife or gun in my face.

I tend to get a little more practical and leave the discussion of good & evil to their maker ;-)

Tsunami Wave's picture

It could be anyone.  Anyonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeee you know.  Like Bill Dudley, Lloyd Blanfein, or some other Goldmanite.