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COMEX GOLD 419...
Dear Sir,
Ref: SALE OF ALL PRECIOUS AU METAL (GOLD 99.9% COMEX PURITY).
I got your contact from The COMEX and i hope you will be a honesty and sincerelly person to handle a viable project involving our eligible AU inventories.
I am Mohammad Mommo JP Dimon the son of retired General Sandy Mommoh Weil who served with the ECOMOG in Citibank S/Leone and the brother of Barrister John Corzine.
I have an elephant buttload of papers evidencing eligible Gold AU bullions of good quality ready for export to any registered person.
The condition for sale is that the buyer will proceed to downtown Manhattan were the goods are kept in a Federal Reserve security warehouse for safe keeping and do on the spot test of this highly sought commodity.
After the satisfactory test, the buyer will arrange for the shipment to his own refinery and after the assay result, buyer will transfer the total value of the sellers account within 24 hours.
The price is USA $1,500 per once, net of natural tungsten purities.
One representative of the seller will accompany the buyer on the same flight to buyers country to make sure that the money is transferred to our account.
All the export documents are available. please contact me urgently so that we can proceed immediate shipment.
I really trust in you and I am sure you will not let me down in any way.
Thanking you for your co-orporation at all times.
Best regard
Mohammad Mommoh JP Dimon
Jamie has grabbed the wrong tool
Proving again he's a fool
This Kleptocrat raper
Believes precious paper
Can free-up a bank plugged with stool
The Limerick King
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My wife, who hails from another land, didn't believe me when I told her I had relatives whose primary means of transportation were riding lawnmowers. Low and behold, one day, one of them flies by us, giving us a casual wave.
She laughed like crazy...
RIP George...
He said "Drifter can ya make folks cry when you play and sing?
Have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues?
Can you bend them guitar strings?"
He said "Boy, can you make folks feel what you feel inside?
Cause if you're big star bound let me warn ya, its a long, hard ride"
~ David Alan Coe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1pKEI-Sv-8 Hard to believe David Lynch directed this. True story...and of course the main character was dying of cancer at the time of filming. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Farnsworth a true Hollywood great. Never seen George in concert but sure have with Richie Havens (Athens GA. Wonderful show.) Hard to imagine George lived so long given his lifestyle! Richie and Richard...good men who died before their time.
Nice plunger Banzai! Me nalgas quiver.
Aunque el oro y la plata son simbolos justos, nada mas, que quiere mas! AU and AG are just symbols me ZeroLuchadores. Recuerde que en COMEX, ahora soy el comprador y el vendedor.
Si ZH amigos, I AM NOW THE BUYER AND SELLER AT COMEX.
El juego... the game can go on a long time if the audience gets mouthy. Recuerdo, my machine prints el dinero, YOURS does not.
Callate! This can be over quickly if the upstart luchadors and audience (países y ciudadanos) continue to root for my team. Either way, I have always had the gold, and will always have the gold. All is perception, and since time means nothing to me (no significa), I've got more time than you will ever have money.
Me recomendación:
Viva El Luchador!
www.askchumba.com
Jamie steal it while you can, cause you can't take it with you. And what would you buy even if you could? An icemaker?
OK...given no one has....I'll say it....
Jamie probably didn't mind a little head in that company.....
or
Probably the only situation where Jamie would agree to a little head
or
....ok, never mind
Fuckin' brilliant. Jamie gettin' his bitch slap ON !!!!!!
*VV fires shots in the air and yells, Hell YEAH !!^
That is good shit right there, no joke.
Hit Nigerian pop song about the 419 scams, 'I go chop your dollar!' by Uzodinma Okpechi, hilarious:
"I go take your money disappear ... just a game ... You are the loser ... I am the winner!"
Complete with dancing girls -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1nKR3gYRY8
I thought that was Goldman's role.'"Just steal it." hope I'm wrong of course. The "Morgan gold" might be getting drained here. On the other hand name one...AMERICAN Bank that puts it's gold at risk "to drive price and direction." especially when "the only price and direction is higher." I grant you risk/ARB is "per the MBA field manual" only associated with mergers and acquisitions. (Softbank announces acquisition of Sprint, short Softbank long Sprint...then clear 100 million when a new buyer emerges which in fact just happened. How that for a hard months work?!!!) is it a stretch that these things can't happen with gold? Hmmmm. "everyone on the planet is a buyer and nobody wants cash money...let alone good credit." hmmmm. Oh look! An Ivory billed woodpecker!
http://online.barrons.com/article/SB500014240527487033184045784247139227... the real pros don't just wait for the next bidder...but wait to see if the original buyer (Softbank) will up the bid. as you can see the 52 week low is 2 bucks a share! "now over seven" means "trader heaven." you can bow down to John Paulson with this one as well. can't say i know what is cost basis is/was of course....but 128 million shares just became worth a REAL LOT in the space of 12 months. interestingly Softbank could have exercised a breakup fee...but chose not too. http://www.eweek.com/networking/softbank-will-have-to-increase-its-bid-f... that would be a 2.5 billion dollar break up fee. "right around the amount the risk/arbs are going make when Softbank ups its bid"? hmmm. who knows. "it's a mystery...wrapped in a riddle...inside an enigma."
Another classic!
William Banzai's hilarious $100 Bernanke Bux 'Debt Bomb - Moron Hazard' currency bill, is being shown on Jim Sinclair's site:
http://www.jsmineset.com/2013/04/25/jims-mailbox-1211/
Sadly, WB7 got no hat tip.
Time to sue for copyright infringement.
I'm not a copyright Nazi. But I did send them a message regarding proper etiquette when it comes to crediting others for their work.
yeah that was the first thing I thought - give the master credit!!!
Got to give them a little credit. At least they didn't photoshop out your logo in the extreme lower right hand corner.
But, they still should have given credit where credit is due, both to WB7 and Zero Hedge!!!!!!!!!!!!
WRSA linked to this Sinclair article and a poster made it clear it was from WB7 and ZH.
https://westernrifleshooters.wordpress.com/2013/04/26/happy-days-are-her...
Them Jimi Hendrix hundreds are so cool, you could probably spend them even after advising the recipient they're not real.
Especially the autographed ones ... ;-)
wow i didn't know being a hot chick was an olympic sport?
"DOING" a hot chick would be an olympic sport.
at least for me.
maybe they're nobel prize winning economists? i can't see their medals. well there should a swim suit competition for Nobel prizes, that would get rid of the Krugmans and Obamas. (they couldn't get past the miss congeniality part) it should all be about looks, and smiles, and cup size. world would be a better place.
I have a huge cup form when I played whatever it was ...
Since January 2 there have been 4 days when the inventory went up in quantity of gold held by GLD. ALL other days it decreased regardlees of the POG. It has gone from 1350+ tons to 1090 tons. This is nearly a 20% loss of inventory...oops they reportedanother 7 ton decrease today. The question is where is the gold going?
fofoa believes it is going to those who prefer physical over the opportunity to make a few bucks holding it in the ETF. He suspects that 'official support' for the gold price is ending and that the gold price will fall until the market closes. He then suspects/ believes that a physical only market will emerge at a much higher price. This process and a reset in the price of gold is named 'freegold'...gold free of paper price suppression.
This perspective is different that all others. It tells us that the paper price will fall at a time when gold is about to be RESET (not by a bull market!!!) MUCH HIGHER!!
soooo....don't sell your gold...don't expect gold to 'go to the moon' via a rise in the paper price mechanism.
Understand the process that is occurring so that you have strong hands when the paper market may be telling you that gold is worthless....because the product of that market, PAPER, is worthless...the metal is most assuredly not worthless, it is about to become the prime wealth asset of a new monetary system.
Understand the process correctly an you will gain. If you don't understand what is happening you will be confused at least and will sell in a panic at worst.
good luck to all....this is getting very interesting...
What is happening is very counterintuitive. You have record world wide physical demand and prices dive then slowly inch back up. Meanwhile the suppliers are all tapping out.
If this does not smell like market manipulation, what does? Who the fuck is looking into this? No one.
I'm hoping my 1/4 ounce will be enough to pay off my little shithole with fiat.
yes, as long as your shithole is microscopic.
if you're a supplier you don't want to sell out your stock at the [deflationary] bottom, where central banks will try buy up all the bullion with counterfeit fiat currency before the ink is even dry.[so they withhold supply]
this is why the mining stocks are better than physical. the fed can monkey hammer the price of gold, but that just makes for more physical demand, and the miners supply that demand. AND gold stocks are what? they're stocks, and more of them can go into the stock indexes, rejigger, out with Apple, in with Barrick, and the stock market levitates once more.
Wrong. Gubmints will, by and by, seize the mines.
absolutely
We've got front row seats on how corrupt systems destroy themselves. On display now is man at his worst...
And every GLD share holder is seriously considering the offer, effectively.
Snark!
Admit it, you photoshopped his head....
You made it bigger.
Hey, Bonzai, check it out! Your art is showing up everywhere. http://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/clip_image001_thumb20.jpg
I have had a few discussions about this on and off line.
I am happy to see my stuff spreading. This week I picked up thousands of hits on other sites catering to a different but overlappng audience.
They are all marked with my moniker and if someone wants to find me all search roads lead here and to Max's site as well as my Flickr.
For the time being, I want people to ask: who is this guy WilliamBanzai7 whose stuff I keep seeing.
Think drinking bars: Everyone wants to go to the waterhole that only those "in the know" know about. This one's loaded with hotties. ;-)
Pussy Galore? And Jamie is playing Goldfinger? Only in this version its an inside job (sorry about that)
Fake lips have always been a turn off for me.
She's a real housewife from someplace, or she plays one on TV
Her breasts are just as fake as those gold bars...
What will you do about it?
Well, I'd punish her thoroughly, of course.
we should have her Ass-ayed.. speaking of objects between the man and the [object of his desire] gold, consider that line in Kelly's Hero's. Don Rickles, aka Hustler........"make a deal deal with the guy [German in a Panzer tank sitting in front of the bank filled with gold] MAYBE HE"S A REPUBLICAN?
The unevenness of the gold bar stacks is very distracting.
The unevenness of the [tungsten] bar stacks is very distracting.
[There, fixed that for you...]
Fake gold bars have always been a turnoff for me.
btw...banzai, you forgot Dimon's paper gold medal.
nearly nude pretty young women with lazy lewd expressions on their faces have always been a turn-off for me. wait no they haven't.
nearly nude pretty young women that have an ass that begs for..wait, I'm going to church tomorrow.
I need to leave now...
The gold bars are in an Israeli vault. Hence real. About the babe, I cannot say...'cept she resembles the Type IV's at http://seductivejewess.wordpress.com.
I believe Jamie is the coxswain on that crew.
Mebbe, but which head is bigger? :>D
It's not what it looks like. The boys from Skull and Bones lent out the gimp for the photo op.