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Submitted by williambanzai7 on 04/30/2013 11:47 -0400

Louis D. Brandeis

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HOW WE WISH IT WOULD WORK

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Tue, 04/30/2013 - 12:18 | 3514276 DaddyO

WB7,

This posting is the most congruent you have put out in a while!

I have followed your work since finding ZH and wanted to commend this posting and the pinpoint accuracy of the message...

DaddyO

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 15:23 | 3514272 news printer

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-04-30/president-obama-takes-questions...

Joe Biden "just" said (more or less) "I carry all the time list of OUR dead and wounded soldiers"

and He read numbers

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Joseph Stalin once said

"A Single Death is a Tragedy; a Million Deaths is a Statistic"

Joe's point was that He cares; but no one told him the difference between numbers and names.

He read numbers; it's quicker and then he can go playin golf.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 18:27 | 3515676 nmewn

"If we can save even one child, it will have been worth it." -Obama...is another inane (or insane) quote attributable to these douche nozzles.

Well then, lets fill in all the backyard swimming pools! Why exactly do we need infant seats in cars? Just ban children from being in passenger cars!

Little League baseball? Fuhgit abow it! Banned!!! Camping? Nasty, poisonous insects, snakes and egad!!!...fire!

Idiots.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 21:23 | 3516207 The Second Rule

God, where's the barf bag. What's that from, the SOTU message?

If so, I turned it off after BO pledged to eliminate world hunger...Really methought? On a planet sucking dry the last of its oil reserves? This I gotta see. Where's the popcorn.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 10:20 | 3517674 DaveyJones

He thought he'd start by force feeding the guantanamo prisoners

see, he IS a man of action!

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 18:36 | 3515708 akak

And just think of how many lives we could save by never building any structure of more than one story, or limiting all vehicles to a top speed of 10 miles per hour (and 0.5 mile per hour in school zones), and banning the climbing of trees, and putting chips in every child so that the hordes of child kidnappers could always be thwarted ....

"FOR THE CHILDREN!"

Fuck, it's enough to make me want to go play lawn darts in a playground!

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 10:16 | 3517663 DaveyJones

and they have the nerve to call agoraphobia a disease

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 01:08 | 3516816 williambanzai7

Think of how many lives were saved when Leo got banned.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 18:57 | 3515781 nmewn

And candy!

Damn akak, think of the obesity progs will be FORCED to pay for by their own health insurance meddling actions.

It turns out the fascist Bloomberg is really just a prog-statist visionary...lol.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 16:36 | 3515343 Liquid Courage

Inventory report.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 12:10 | 3514257 diogeneslaertius

i dunno wb, i herd brandeis might be a conspiracy theorist white al-qaeda domestic extremist ... :/

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 12:07 | 3514247 kchrisc

Off with his head! hujel

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 12:00 | 3514198 williambanzai7

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Wed, 05/01/2013 - 10:36 | 3517759 Nobody For President

My gawd - topping yourself once again. Pulitzer Prize material!

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 21:03 | 3516169 Wakanda

Pure WB7 genius! This print captures the zietgeist with hilarity and aplomb.

Rock on Mister B!

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:12 | 3514752 Pure Evil

Not sure if you could photo shop the muslim marxist's face onto Stalin's and still retain the same quality and texture.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 13:33 | 3514567 YHC-FTSE

Very, very funny and provocative. KFC, and Tim cracked me up, and baby mutti is the best one of her I've seen. Don't know what Euroklatura may mean though.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 19:34 | 3515915 Coldfire

It relates to "Nomenklatura", which referred to the elite in the Soviet Union, where all were equal, but some were more equal than others.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 10:16 | 3517589 DaveyJones

it's the inverse of the west's "austerity" where some are more austere than others

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 22:07 | 3516294 Jam Akin

Specifically, Nomenklatura were lists of names of party workers which Stalin used during his time as the "head of HR" of the CPSU to fill posts around the country with folks loyal to him. The nominees then provided crucial support to Stalin's bid to become supreme dictator.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 22:23 | 3516381 YHC-FTSE

Thank you both for a brilliant explanation!

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 13:07 | 3514482 Smiley

Oh wow, not sure if I should laugh or cry...

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 20:39 | 3516097 Boris Alatovkrap

When see Uncle Joe, best is to run!

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 00:29 | 3516769 palmereldritch

Uncle Joe or KFC...same effect!

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 11:52 | 3514146 williambanzai7

Biding his time...

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 13:55 | 3514657 sodbuster

That dog just ain't a gonna hunt!!!

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:07 | 3514744 Pure Evil

He must have lost his touch of sniffin' assholes since his separation from the D.C. cabal.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 21:05 | 3516175 Wakanda

Plenty of assholes outside the Beltway for Timmah to sniff. NYC is a very short hop on Amtrack.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 18:33 | 3515692 Al Gorerhythm

And to think that dogs have a keen sense of smell. If they did, why do they keep putting their noses up each other's ass and secondly, why haven't politicians, bankers and lawyers got multiple bite wounds?

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 11:51 | 3514137 williambanzai7

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 08:38 | 3517247 resurger

Love

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:06 | 3514726 the grateful un...

one of the first Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurants was featured as an example of early product placement in the movie GOLDFINGER. i believe the chain was sold and then franchised later (movie was made in the mid 1960's) when they put the giant bucket on a pole. The colonel continued to promote the product, much as Krugman promotes Keynes, although he has no stake in the franchise anymore. Gold-Finger Licking Good! (i think there's a story to that movie scene, but not sure what it is)

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 10:05 | 3517615 DaveyJones

Is it product placement when my proctologist's ofiice features a movie poster of Goldfinger?

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 11:27 | 3518020 the grateful un...

he puts his finger up your ass and it turns to gold?

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 16:13 | 3515254 Boris Alatovkrap

KFC is fancy Amerikan import but is give Boris uncontrollable gaseous bowel discharge. Maybe is not real chicken?

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 17:29 | 3515532 the grateful un...

maybe you're not a real russkie, if you don't recognize anal leakage caused by food preservatives, antibiotics, and genetically modified grains feed to livestock in the for profit american corporate food supply chain, comrade...

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 20:15 | 3516019 Boris Alatovkrap

No, Boris is not real russkie, is soviet co-opted Ukranian. But is have same gastro-intestinal structure as Russkie, same as Amerikan. Is all KFC consumer to suffer bloat and cramp and noxious gaseous emission?

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 21:06 | 3516182 Wakanda

All KFC customer to have hunger of soul from souless foodstuffs.

Dem belly full, but da mind is eeeeemmmmppppttty.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 16:30 | 3515328 Liquid Courage

Chicken is sound as dollar.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 20:20 | 3516030 Boris Alatovkrap

LOL! Boris is see what you is do for word play! Chicken is sound as dollar! Buck, buck, buck!

Sorry if Boris is chortle and spray computer screen in cybercafe (neighbor is now use 128-bit encryption on wireless router so must to frequent rent-a-internet)!

Boris is give up-arrow!

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 20:24 | 3516039 Scro