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LET THE EVIL COMMENCE: http://www.zdnet.com/google-glass-let-the-evil-commence-7000014733/
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Presenting the new Google Glass
I'm sorry, I'm taking a pass
It may be "what's new"
But here is my view
I don't want to look like this ass
The Limerick King
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Warren has spoken:
AMEN
man as a type is being broken down so he can be cyberized
transhumanism = eugenics
imagine being a slave who cannot die and must work perpetually to afford upgrades/repairs - imagine being a slave who is not allowed to die because he is in debt. the illusion of the avg sheeple is that in a world where anyone can live forever, you somehow wont be forced to shovel jamie dimon's shit for an incresingly worthless credit unit.
inb4 biological singularity
keep fucking owning everything you touch sensei
For the upgrade and maintanance charges, I guess it's already here for desktop, portable and handheld devices. So, the quantum leap has finally been made, and we can navigate the real world and focus on a device simultaneously, and pay for it.
As you point out, It's not only security isssues, the need to continually upgrade will be the last attempt to keep corporate earnings increasing. While keeping manufacturing on life-support, those of us who can afford to digitally accessorize, can feel part of a low budget sci-fi movie.
Connectivity and detatchment have been semantically reversed, and we chose to fall deeper into denial and further from the idea of consumer choice. Personally, I rarely will carry a device outside with proprietary software installed, I want to be able to go out without Google or Apple tracking my daily activities.
Now if only Google could cross the GLASS technology with that of the X-Ray glasses I bought from a comic book back in 1959...
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Do you know why I pulled you over?
No.
I pulled you over for not wearing your GLASS. Spend one week in the regional labor camp, or fork over one week of pay. Enter this code into the Ministry of Freedom's misdemeanor website and follow the instructions for your punishment.
Following that, they will want to implant explosives inside your body for immediate punishment.
Thumbs up Banzai. Reggie with the Irish deal. How funny. I need some of your drugs. What are they?
once you lift that device out of the urban environment its worthless
I'm so glad I saved my old Polaroid. Any time I see some dork wearing one of these Google Glasses I'm going to snap a flash photo right in their face.
I was expecting a "G-Ray" view of the world, WB. Passwords and account numbers flying out of peoples bluetooths....
I see...said the blind man...to his deaf horse....
Glass half-full? BTW nice rack!
Pour me GLaSS. What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.
WE are the Borg, YOU will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
I thought I was going to hate google glasses, but honestly, I love them and can't wait to get a set. I have one particular application in mind, which is touring. I have seen a lot of handlebar mounts and other set-ups for motorcycle GPS but you still need to your take attention off of the road to use it. A GPS on a motorcycle I believe is unsafe, especially in a city when you are dodging traffic are trying to figure out where you are going with a GPS. Goggle Glasses gives you a heads-up display of the map, so you never have to take your eyes off the road. The weather app is really nice too. This really is like god's gift to touring bikers.
As a decent biker you should be fine with nothing more than a rev meter. Everything else is unnecessary dead weight. ;-)
Why hasn't anyone installed something like this in a helmet.
TimeRider?
.....Ben sees as through a glass eye, darkly.....courtesy of Mr. Twain.
If this Google Glass thing catches on I'm never coming out of the house again.
I wonder if it can be hacked to paint a full faux view and do a road runner on someone: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iWvedIhWjM
Big Bloomberg soon, bitchez.
Just wait for the P.O.V. porn upload app.
$1.00 a minute paid if you have enough viewers, and free upload to your Facebook page.
Guys! An incentive to make it last! Girls! An incentive for him to please you (finally!).
It will put the California porn industry out of business which is the only thing propping up Jerry Brown and the State.
Bullish for off-shored non-taxable Google slush funds, S.E.C. "Agents" at desks, Optometrists, hung men, hot babes, MILF's, GILF's, Google Glass repair teams, and plastic surgeons!
Dr. Paul Krugman PhD "Break-a-WindowTM" approved!
I was thinking that trying to hack Google Glasses for intel would be like trying to find a hot single babe to date on chat roulette. Sure it's possible, but you're mostly just going to get streaming video of some fat guy's genitals.
I was blind but now I see...
Is that Schmidt Jr.? Definite resemblance...
I think this tekmologee is beyond my understanding. I'm still learning Windows 95.
I'm not taking any chances, I want to move to another universe.....
I want to move to another planet!
Too late, the US gubermint (aka The New Universe Order) already claimed them all. Drone bases are already on order.
You can buy one from the Mormons.
yeah that shit looks mad tghey yo
Couldn't have said it better myself. Whatever it was you said.
If I see anyone looking at me with Google Glass I will zap em with my green laser. It will knock out the photo sensors and render it useless until a reboot.
http://www.naimark.net/projects/zap/howto.html
I see a market for mirrored sunglasses and wide brimmed hats. And maybe laser powered disco balls.