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The Pigs know that cash
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My Son is having a birthday party and he bought an Angry bird pinata. We printed out the Balloon Bernanke pic and we taped to the Angry Birds butt. Now we are going to "Give Bernanke a Spanke" and get all his goodies! I'm teaching my grandaughter about economics.
http://germanhistorydocs.ghi-dc.org/images/30014768-r.jpg
"Cooking Chest" (1948)
http://germanhistorydocs.ghi-dc.org/sub_image.cfm?image_id=2533
There is nothing greater than experiencing the growing numbers of people world-wide that are seeing the evil for what it is and finally, standing upright to DO something about it. Education is vital, everone's choice, integral. What is sickening is seeing the LSM dribble and horsewash continue to push the scam story, er, the babylonian conspiracy story. The light shines brightly on these evil things tool...the False Flag Event.
The Truthseeker: Boston Bombing - What You Aren't Told:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcxmAunB4Ck
Bens boss couldn't give a toss, the felle is off his Rocker.
Great stuff, William. But your really just pissing me off even more!
sorry this one's too late for your last western themed batch,
spot the pasta munchin tribesmen
coming soon to your hood...:
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Wow, thanks for these!
we never learn
http://www.loc.gov/pictures/resource/cph.3b40976/
the artist formely known as prince
the country formerly known as america
No "fuckie suckie" with out fortune cookie> I can't stop laughing Billy-7. Nicely tenderized.
I just partied like it was 1929. Went out and bought myself a new computer today.(because we were down to three and an Ipaid.) All I wanted was something to blog and look at porn with for about $300 and ended up walking out of the place with a $1000 ASUS all in one with more processor speed, RAM and hardrive than I will ever need, an NVIDIA whatever the fuck graphics card and a 21.5 inch hi-def touchscreen. Who the fuck needs a touchscreen anyway? Don't be touching my screen with your greasy fingers. And all because they were out of the cheap laptops as usual.
It's still sitting there in the box though because I do not think that I am going to like Windows 8 much. Just messing around with the OS in the store started to piss me off. Did they go full retard over at Microsoft AGAIN or what?
I'll figure out how to disable all of the bullshit and I will be looking forward to viewing WB7's outstanding work in hi-def. Nicely done WB7!
Edit: OK, I'm up and running on the new porn viewing machine and WB7's works looks fantastic in high def! Details are everything. Now to clean this OS up a bit.
Download and install Linux Mint 14 Mate alongside Win 8.
Get Chromium Browser via Software Manager.
You will never bother with windows again........
http://www.linuxmint.com/
i bought a reburbed Dell at Geeks.com for 149 and spent the rest on hookers and blow
I don't know what I was thinking when I got windows 7. Every day I wish I had my XP back, but I don't think it would run with all the new software now.
I like hookers and blow too but after buying this fucking thing, all I can afford is dope and booze. It's all good. I figured out how to work with the Windows 8 OS a little now and it is not as bad as Win7.(I have that on a netbook) I was running Vista2 on my blogger/porn comp.(it was OK) This comp is fast as hell which is cool but it really is way more than what I need.
Mrs. M finally came home from spending my money and saw this new system and now she is pissed at me because her laptop, that I bought her, is running XP. That laptop was expensive back in the day too and cost as much back then as this one did today. That's probably why it still it runs just fine.(thanks Malwarebytes) All she does is Skype, Faceplant and some stupid Yahoo crap anyway. I bought the Manipuflation income feeders an IPaid less than a year ago and that's pretty much all they use anyway. I don't like tablets. This set-up I like, but she does run a little warm though. At least electricity is relatively inexpensive for now.:-)
Heard this was good. Try it with the XP look changer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3DnIMUtI_o
http://zorin-os.com/free.html
Thanks for the link Heart. If I have issues, I might try that, but I am running through the paces on Win8 here and I am not pissed off...yet. Actually, there might be some hope for this operating system but I am only 5% in so far. It's the fastest MS OS I've ever seen for sure. Bonus, because now I can state really stupid shit on the interwebs a split second faster than I ever did before.:-) Now that Mrs. M has had a chance to look at the system, she wants one and isn't pissed anymore. She thought I bought a desktop and asked where the tower was.LOL She was amazed that the monitor IS the computer nowadays.LOL:-) She looked at me and stated, "Now I feel like an old person". She's 31.LOL
This is lame...
Why use a standard account instead of an administrator account?Whether you sign in to your PC with an email address (to access your Microsoft account) or a user name and password, for everyday tasks, it's best to use a standard account. A standard account can help prevent people from making critical changes, such as deleting files that are required for the PC to work. You can create a standard account for each person who uses your PC.
When you're signed in with a standard account, you can do almost anything that you can do with an administrator account. But if you want to do something that affects other people using the PC, such as installing software or changing security settings, you might be asked to enter a password for an administrator account. For more info about account types and creating new accounts, see Which user account is right for me? and Create a user account.
Was this helpful?True enough here. Fucking Microsoft...
http://www.nbcnews.com/technology/gadgetbox/8-worst-windows-8-annoyances-how-fix-them-962136
A poetic rap/poem by the unwisest...
When the bankers game ends, who will be left standing?
The homeless man pandering, scanning - eyes trying to connect - sir I object - go get a job, their saying only 7.5% of us are unemployed.
Pay your extra taxes - property, sales, income, state, federal, cable, millage, association, tv, internet, phone, gas, electric, insurance, more insurance... interest
Bah - man, i feel as if I could give a rats ass, this summer is sizzlin - sad people drizzlin, soupy syrup bubbles of war - death destruction scumbags and more...
We can't learn for those that earn, burn and burn - churn our cracklin earth to scorched ruin, bangladeshi factory proven worsen - 500 - 500 dead for your nice shiny clothes, the noes knows which way the wind blows...
Banzai makes us laugh, jump scream and kick... the rich bitches of the world squirm triwl and make me sick.. why the shtick, why the script - we know how it ends, war machines all the same...
Europe is our destiny, africa our bastard - asia our master and the ocean a disaster... BP, OG, LBC, 213, 310 rocking those hoes yeah you know how the whole game goes..
the flows just flow - but you know - so so whiners want to say we deserve the destiny of our karma - a shamed white disaster... why plaster the railings any longer
send in the brown bomber and blow us to smitherines... take us out with cans of gasoline - why the look charlie sheen, we're being played like a fat kid playing gameboy, eating ice cream... a fancy dream
+1....bullish
Ben Balloon,
the little man
with the big head
pulling levers
marked Ctrl P
Don't look at that man!
behind the curtain.
Heil Bernanke! Sieg Heil Central Bankers!
Wollt ihr den TOTALEN KRIEG???
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I feel a hearty rendition of 'Blue Skies' coming on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RArQ5yLmyRU
Buy Bonds "Fourth Liberty Loan"
Ellsworth Young, New York, 1918, Lithographie
http://www.dhm.de/lemo/objekte/pict/88-1892/index.html
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Sure! We'll finish the job, Chicago, 1918
http://www.dhm.de/lemo/objekte/pict/89-610/index.html
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Back 'Em Up / Buy Extra Bonds, Herausgeber: US Government Printing Office, Washington, 1944
http://www.dhm.de/lemo/objekte/pict/pli03497/index.html
PS.: Archives are very interesting.
Enjoy
WB7, reminds me of 'Terror Bonds' - Support those protecting you from 'Terror'... maybe you could use some old anti-drug posters...
Scared Money Spends Money!
well WB7 they are going to present a remake of the Great Gatsby at Cannes...
Can't be more 1929 than that!
And Porsche and Ferrari are going gangbusters.
and ;-)
My '99 Civic is doin' pretty well, too!
Best car I ever had was an 85 Civic wagon handed down from my parents. White with black bumpers and door trim...we called her "The Shuttle". 5 speed manual with incredible torque and handling for a little 4-cylinder POS. My brother and I abused the hell out of that car and put a gazillion miles on it and NEVER broke down. It was the go anywhere, do anything ultimate beach car, and I believe it cost my folks less than $10K new...it was fucking awesome.
"Best car I ever had was an 85 Civic wagon handed down from my parents. White with black bumpers and door trim...we called her "The Shuttle". 5 speed manual with incredible torque and handling for a little 4-cylinder POS. "
They basically morphed into the Honda Odessey minivan....(DON'T picture in your head the big-ass version built in Kentucky for us fat ass 'Merkins"). The first 3 model years beginning in 1995 were imported from Japan and were the small station wagon-esque with 4 regular doors type. The only difference was the steering wheel was on the left. I picked up one for free years ago. Already had a ton of miles on it. It had a little 2.2 ltr in-line 4 banger and had a completely fold into the floor rear third seat YEARS before Chrysler or the other minivan manufactureres in the states crowed about theirs being an "innovation". Went on to put nearly 300,000 miles on it. Only thing I had to do was to change spark plugs and wires, and change out a cracked manifold cover. I gave it away for free as well. I still see it driving around my neighborhood.
Around 1998-1999 Honda built a plant in Kentucky to build out the larger fat ass "Merkin" version and to avoid import fees. But they still make the smaller version for the Japanese and Australian markets. Saw one last year when I was in Sydney Australia. REALLY swooopy and cute even....and still SMALL.
Love that little Honda.
Benny Knows the Gambers woes
a Kensyian enthusiest he's entrusted
For Krugman has said
the sheep will be lead
by paper and promise their busted.
A limmerick Newbie
Ah, the spring of '13...
a calm in the storm so it seems...
when benny's a printin
we all seem so smitten...
Living American dreams.
The printing is now astronomical
And the nation is sadly Obamaful
As the markets go up
And the shorts are all f--ked
Any value is nothing but comical
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin, with come on his chin
If my mouth were a cunt I could fuck it!
For the 'newbie' crowd who may not have heard it before...
that desert needs a few tulips
A) Bernanke is the lead underwriter of the US pension fund system and B) he is already paying off on their losses by sterilizing stock market assets. C) as long as the Squid doesn't want a bigger piece of the action, such as they get by front running (pension funds) and HFTs the game can continue for a while D) and that includes doing a cramdown on pension fund recipient benefits, but of course working for USG is the only game in town, and while the Squid gets greedy, there are retirees at the other end. E) the whole thing turns into a vicious circle, government jobs, pension funds diminished expectations, and greed on wall street.
As Rockefeller said when asked how much is enough: "Just a little bit moar!"
It is rather party like it is 1966 rather than 1929.
Money printing induced rally followed by sticky inflation.
1929 was credit induced party, like 1989 Japan and 2007 US.
This is a fine example of when artistic license takes precedence since the average muppet knows "Party Like It's 1999" and understands the play on words. I rather doubt the average muppet understands what happened in 1966. Hence saying Party Like It's 1966 would be a losing buzz phrase.
Unfortunately, I may be wrong about the average muppet even knowing what happened in 1929. :-(
How old are we? A freshman entering High School this September was only a couple years old when this phrase was coined.
Yeah. We old bitchez.
Yeah, I was thinking about that recently.
When this song/phase came out I would often think about the future and that far off date of 1999.
Soon that date will be as far in the past as it was in the future then. Holy shit and sigh! hujel
Sigh....
1929?
Capitalism almost killed us and Hoover and FDR heroically fought to save us over the next 12 years until those dastardly Japs and Krauts ironically came to the rescue with war. Am I ready for Jeopardy?! hujel
Don't forget the drought, dust bowl, grapes-of-wrath stuff, too.
All true, but the biggest similarity to 1929 was the all time market highs despite the tremors warning that a big 'correction' might be imminent.
The difference being the bankers had to use their own money to pump the market instead of today's taxpayers 'getting it on the tab'.
The end results are the same. Working Joe gets corn-holed.
Happy Days Are Here Again!
Miss Fortune
good stripper name...