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The Matrix was a movie released on 33-11-999, or as more commonly formatted (in the USA), 3-31-1999. In the 14 years since it's debut it has become one of the most influential cultural icons of any generation, not only here in America but throughout much of the globe. Everyone, at least those ones in Western sphere societies, somehow, can readily identify with it. I wonder why?
No, I don't. I know exactly why. The Matrix was an urgent tap on the shoulder of ones who slumbered for too long. It was Neo's alarm clock going off after he had spent the night chasing the White Rabbit. It itself was a Red Pill, subliminal and subconsciously delivered, setting us on a collision course towards a wakeful state.
On 9-11-2001, WTC #1 and #2 were offered to Americans as the Red Pill and the Blue Pill. Except there was no choice: we were force-fed the Blue Pill, a concoction of Prozac, Viagra, Extenz, and Meth. A review of our history from that choreographed day to now reveals all too plainly the grotesque tragedy of America the Empire as it played out towards its predictably inevitable demise. Today, America is a mere rumor of what was once upon a time a respected nation of common statesmen and country scholars; the land of the free and home of the brave. Oh, what a sad irony those words now elicit.
So here it is on a 13 date, and it's 11:55 as I glance at the clock on my computer. This day is a long one in coming. I asked Tyler to let me blog on Zero Hedge over a year ago. I wanted to begin spreading a word, a gospel--the Gospel of Chumba. Perhaps I am an arrogant man. Or perhaps I see what is happening today as Biblical in proportions. The Sequle, as it were, being written before our very eyes. We are witness to the next aeon of history; the year zero. It is begun again.
I know, I know, none of this makes any sense whatsoever. Chumba's a douche, and Tyler's a fag for letting him on here to spew this horse shit. My response to you is: patience, brother. Patience. This is a process. First, we need to open your eyes, but it must be done slowly. The first actual rays of real light shining into your pupils are going to be overwhelming and painful. This is normal. You will be dazed and confused, cognitively dissonant. I am going to blow your mind, and you will not like it one bit. But you will thank me for it later. You're welcome.
To begin this journey, you must awaken within the dream, before you can awaken out of it. So follow the white rabbit. Don't worry about over-sleeping and being late for work. You're soon to find out your job or career or whatever is irrelevant anyway, once you come to the realization that modern society is merely the modern day equivalent of the Colonial American slave plantation, just with benefits like a corner office and vacation time. It's an elaborate stage performance put on to convince you that you're free, and everyone is a player in the charade, too doped up to realize what they're watching in the TV is themselves. A caricature for sure, but ourselves nonetheless, a carnival house reflection of what we have become.
But the crazy dream, it ends now. Wakey wakey. There is work to do.
I am Chumbawamba.
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The best commentary on the state of our current society I have seen:
http://www.upworthy.com/cancer-surviving-comic-fails-to-make-her-point-hilarious-2?c=ufb1
I grok not the 33-11 999 syntax..
what am I missing?
I would put that in as 990331 in my filing system.
Probably just the release date messed up - 31-3-1999, or 3-31-1999 for english speaking countries.
03-31-1999
Like a normal person.
33 11 999
Like Chumba and the rest of us lucky enough to see symbolism everywhere.
chumba, a good companion movie to the matrix and perhaps more to the point: "THEY LIVE "..ZH provides the glasses although not perfect lenses....
.http://theofficialjohncarpenter.com/pages/themovies/tl/tl.html
http://www.movies.com/they-live/m13193
Reminds me of a tv series from the 80s (? - an adaptation, maybe) - unexpected for me and interesting in it was when (human resistance) characters compared themselves to the Salvadorian guerrilla, which at the time was fighting the Us backed government death squads... obviously, and as usual, the solution to the defeat of the aliens, and victory for humans was very simple(istic): being reptiles, therefore coldblooded, couldn't regulate body temperature, so freezing them was the solution...
Still wondering if it's from there people got the reptilians thing... or if they just took "reptilian" brain (better known as cerebellum) way to literally.
Yes, we'll be discussing the fact that They inform us through the magick of the Holly-wood (for those who have eyes to see and ears to hear).
We'll be going in that. It's not the day marked by the numbers that's important, it's the numbers themselves. Once you learn how to identify "their" signature then you can start to decode the machinations, even be able to predict them. Now, granted, my call for something critical to happen on 3/22 ("322" = Skull & Bones) for the past couple years has been an abject failure, but that might mean either I'm wrong or the right temporal conditions are not yet present.
For example, 9/11 is significant for what you don't see. We have 9, and we have 11. When we count, we go from 9 to 10 to 11. Numbers have meaning/significance/context: 9 = completion; 10 = God; 11 = "a gateway (to something novel)". 9/11 was a grand production meant to mock God. They declared completion, skipped God, and then brought in the New World Order.
Again, premature. We'll get into it ;)
-Chumblez.
@Chumba - Good to hear you again man. Like you said, we just gotta make sure we last longer than "them."
Aye Chumba...me too.
Go check out the great pic of my Luchadors in training. Schooling happens in the skull 322! (as seen on TV below the skull and crossbones). Look, I took a pic of one my luchadors in training along time ago. He’s left of the clock. All my fighters are kick ass.
http://askchumba.com/2013/03/22/today-is-322-or-322-un-dia-de-magic-indeed/
When the Luchadorian mind creates words that say, “Rose from the Dead’… it means Eros does the beat down on Death. EROS is an calliente suggestive anagram for ROSE, and vice-versa. Recuerdo, las palabras, uh, words have been created to speak to your ‘programming’, y tambien, communicate a more superficial message that most the audience is aware. The Eros and the hot chica sex that goes with it has everything to do with the 6 pointed star that births the first shape (hexagon). When this shape a’rose’, the eye, or ‘pupil (student), have become ‘schooled’. Of course, me estudiates… you’re not ‘schooled’.
How do we create an endless tortilla factory of our version of ‘life’? It is through the illusory-like eternal mounting of hot chicas! Comprende? Uh, our ‘Life’ regenerates forever and ever this way! Ahora, there’s a couple of clubs in downtown Tijuana that you should check out… The Order of the Rose Club on Revolucion St (next to the Bambi Club – if you want to find them on Google maps put use the following address: (322-223 = 9 , 9=the fall, 11=death ), AND, the The Order of Death Club (by the Sans Soici on Revolucion St., Address: 3=2=2+7, the number of completion, also known as the crucifixion of Senor Cruz). Both clubs have the same owner…me! Don’t bring your condoms, because I supply the funnest hypnosis around. Even well trained luchadors usually leave satisfied and drained, at least until they go through the border check….believing their trance is reality.
Viva El Luchador!
www.askchumba.com
incidentally, for some reason we share a same or similar name. Mas importante... internet searches of keywords that I create bring viewers to your posts. Things are not what they appear.
You can only be me from the future. That's the only way to explain this. I'll be watching you, incongruent parallel Chumba.
How is Maria?
Mary Conchita esta bien! (mira, I stepped en su trap and I need to clean my shoe)
Mas facil to use those dowsing rods you have, eh? ; )
Come by anytime for a whisky me amigo. Sabe, you can post what you need to expound upon. Do it as Chumbawamba if you please. Lot's of good reach along with press releases. Y tambien, that Xavier guy may want a beer with you. I'm sure his neighbors may enjoy your company.
9 = 3 x 3 Turn the equals sign, you get 11. 9 + 11 + 2 + 0 + 0 + 1 = 23. 33, 66, 99, 11. Lots of blood shed in the past decade on the 33rd parallel.
What was 4 / 15 / 2013?
fractally terminal,
unresolvable and unknowable
potential generation.
the beginning and the end,
start to finish
no smoking by order of .
you and me,
,
1 ... one ...
number won .... 1 ..... one ...
numb .............
did you see that?
9 + 11 + 2 + 0 + 0 + 1 = 23
23 days, physical biorhythm
23 chromosome pairs
23.4 degrees, axial tilt of the Earth
And the obvious, dial 911 for emergency. And if you think thats crazy, did you know all the TV stations in America are owned by JUST 6 corporations! All of em!
Only took Chumba (33*11)^999 posts to get here.