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TONER MAN
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Toner Man's making his flight

Deflation is starting to bite

His sole super power

A Keynesian shower

To the Banks under cover of night

The Limerick King

 

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TONER MAN2

As Toner Man falls from the sky

The holders of equities cry

Their wealth will be gone

A terrible con

When there's no greater fools left to buy

The Limerick King

 

 

KEYNESIAN PULP

KEYNESIAN PULP

Maria is showing the wares

She uses to strangle the bears

Ben's loyal minion

Her only opinion:

"Salvation is owning some shares"

The Limerick King

 

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Sun, 05/05/2013 - 09:19 | 3531774 negative rates
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Derivatives footed the bill. If they don't get payed back, an army of Asian people bust out of the duck and take over your neighborhood.

Sun, 05/05/2013 - 12:32 | 3532125 the grateful un...
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they'll have to take it away from the Mexicans

Sun, 05/05/2013 - 08:39 | 3531718 screw face
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.....just you wait, Ben's going 3-D.......bust out the plastic...toner.

 

http://libertycrier.com/u-s-constitution/3d-printed-handgun-prompts-cong...

 

 

Sun, 05/05/2013 - 07:55 | 3531686 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Bernanke's no longer a loner

He's selling them cartridge and toner

With Japan pring MOAR

E-C-B keeping score

The Banks are all stroking their boner!

Sun, 05/05/2013 - 08:07 | 3531695 I_Am_
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Well Said!!!!

In Mumbai and the only recomendation is buy stawks since nothing is going to change..........................and as Bartiromo shouted  where is my yield?????? WTF......

Sun, 05/05/2013 - 05:57 | 3531606 stiler
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isn't there a debt ceiling? the sky's the limit I guess...

Sun, 05/05/2013 - 18:50 | 3532854 MsCreant
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The sky too has limits...

Sun, 05/05/2013 - 12:31 | 3532123 the grateful un...
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there is no sky, just trees

Sun, 05/05/2013 - 10:41 | 3531926 Long-John-Silver
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We've gone passed the sky's limit and into low earth orbit. The next logical step is the Moon.

Sun, 05/05/2013 - 04:21 | 3531543 Duke Dog
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Bill, saw you over on Rickard's twitter site - great comment (below):

"Having Blythe Masters in charge of regulatory affairs is like making Chris Christie CEO of Pizza Hut.", LMAO. It might be better though if Christie was appointed Bloomberg's "soda czar" - I bet that fat bastard could drink a gallon per sitting.

It will only get more bizarre with the "gnashing of teeth", so you have a great future:)

Sun, 05/05/2013 - 04:24 | 3531549 williambanzai7
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You just can't make this shit up. It's all out of control now. We are moving towards the train scene in Beyond the Thunderdome.

Sun, 05/05/2013 - 04:14 | 3531542 Non Passaran
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No golden shower from this hero!

Sun, 05/05/2013 - 01:02 | 3531364 WTFUD
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Are those ducks Bens exit plan?

Sun, 05/05/2013 - 00:57 | 3531354 WTFUD
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Think i'd rather take my chances against Obamas drones than that cruel looking smog overhead. Suppose living at a lower level the ducks seemingly content enjoy a healthier lifestyle than the inhabitants of those buildings ( assuming the water is not overpolluted/ contaminated ). Here ducky ducky. . . .

Sun, 05/05/2013 - 01:11 | 3531376 williambanzai7
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That is not smog, it's a Pacific monsoon squall approaching. The air actually improved with the windy squalls coming through.

Sun, 05/05/2013 - 03:37 | 3531308 news printer
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Toner Man will find only what he bring in.

infellation

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0Kh4tEWFJAk/TKOmT3nWjnI/AAAAAAAAEmk/phJyFX6ECh...

Sun, 05/05/2013 - 00:20 | 3531288 MsCreant
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Duck, playing the role of the economy, to Bernanke, "Hey Ben, blow me." 

Sun, 05/05/2013 - 00:19 | 3531273 MsCreant
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Maybe a helicopter propeller sprouting out of his head? And dollars out his ass...spilling over to the banks, only, as the dollar signs rapidly inflate on stocks.

Infellation.

Sat, 05/04/2013 - 23:36 | 3531170 kchrisc
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Great stuff as always.

hujel

Sat, 05/04/2013 - 23:37 | 3531130 williambanzai7
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Now is your chance to buy a Banzai7 Fine Art print for Mom and the Missus.

Florentijn's Giant Rubber Duck arrived in Hong Kong this week and to commemorate Mother's Day, I added three ducklings into a high resolution image I took on Thursday.

 

GIANT DUCKLINGS (Mother's Day Fine Art Print)

 

While I cannot guarantee delivery by next Sunday. Express Mail will increase the odds dramatically.

I will put the image up online with a special Mother's Day Greeting from the Banzai7 Institute and will send a direct Happy Mother's Day greeting to Mom if you so request.

The price for a spectacular A2 (18 by 24 inches) print is USD $150 (excluding additional express postal fees).

I will offer this particular print in for USD $140 if you buy one other Banzai7 Fine Art Print of your choice.

I will also offer this particular print for USD $45 in size A4.

A perfect opportunity for Dad to squeeze in another Banzai7 Fine Art Print for himself.

All the duck prints will include a Happy Mother's Day 2013 caption and will be signed and numbered.

As always, the net proceeds of this offering will help support your local Visual Combat Ronin Samurai who deeply appreciates your gracious support.

Now get busy all you fringe low brow Mothers!

WB7

banzai7institute@gmail.com

Sun, 05/05/2013 - 18:35 | 3532828 skank
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Mr. williambanzai7,

Rubber Ducky
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5Wkq8iouEY

Sesame Street, Ennies Rubber Duckie Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCAqnW_iNhg

Sun, 05/05/2013 - 12:26 | 3532117 the grateful un...
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I assume no rubber ducks were harmed in the photoshopping of this image....

Sun, 05/05/2013 - 10:56 | 3531957 the grateful un...
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trying to get my arms around this, its somewhere between Oldenburg and Christo, and Macy's Day Parade in NY. or Woody Allen's giant breast in Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex.. if it was a giant dollar bill, and then pick it up with a little tiny helicopter on top.

Sun, 05/05/2013 - 13:15 | 3532190 williambanzai7
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As a New Yorker I was not particularly impressed by the size of this duck as you can see by my slide show which shows what a big fucking duck would look like.

But it is somewhat endearing to see all the Chinese billionaire yuppies oggling it even though this is the year of the snake last time I checked.

You can be sure that  there will be a Chinese duck in short order.

I'm thinking about getting a tug boat and towing Maria Bartiromo around the globe.

Sun, 05/05/2013 - 14:45 | 3532412 the grateful un...
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i think a helicopter (with Ben) dropping inflatable Maria Bartiromo dolls. I mean because she is Italian, she is bunga bunga. and belongs in the opening image of La Dolce Vita

 

1st Day Sequence: A helicopter transports a statue of Christ over an ancient Roman aqueduct outside Rome while a second, Marcello's news helicopter, follows it into the city. The news helicopter is momentarily sidetracked by a group of bikini-clad women sunbathing on the rooftop of a high-rise apartment building. 

 

Christ as salvation, Money as salvation, Nuclear War as salvation, Maria as the Goddess of inflatable Bernanke dollars.. only the helicopter is constant

Sun, 05/05/2013 - 14:46 | 3532421 williambanzai7
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I am pretty sure that you and I could do a movie, if we had the proper resources lined up.

Mon, 05/06/2013 - 02:57 | 3533529 Colonel Klink
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Let us know when the duck arrives in Peking!  Yum!!

Sun, 05/05/2013 - 09:16 | 3531769 hardcleareye
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Good man Banzi, I hope you do something special for your Mom, she sure did humanity a favor when she brought you into the world and helped develop your unique and creative outlook!

I have lost track of how many times you have made me burst out laughing and hooting about your work!

Sun, 05/05/2013 - 03:04 | 3531496 Bearwagon
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"Giant Rubber Duck arrived in Hong Kong"  - it sure carries gold! Board it!

Sun, 05/05/2013 - 22:37 | 3533338 CompassionateFascist
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truly ominous. Look at the sky. A storm is coming...

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