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THE ORACLE OF OMAHA

 

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CHARLIE MUNGER 2013

 

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AMERIKAN OLIGARCH (w/Limerick)
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Warren is talking his book

A guy who sure knows how to cook

A thousand lies told

About owning gold

Another American crook!

The Limerick King
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WISDOM OF WARREN

 

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WISDOM OF WARREN

 

 

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WISDOM OF WARREN

 

 

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TRADE LIKE WARREN BUFFET

 

 

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THE ORACLE 2
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Warren is out for a stroll

Soon to be swinging the pole

He seems so inflated

His bra over-weighted

This dance will turn into a roll

the Limerick King

 

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Wed, 05/08/2013 - 08:53 | 3540519 TheUnwisestWizard
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Warren and Charlie are right

The Fiat and Fed must fight

For those that hold gold

Should get stale with mold

and give up their precious delight!

 

 

Buffet dissed his grandaughter

disgusted she exposed the slaughter

of all the middle class

while we sit on our ass

and get ready to eat cannon fodder.

 

Wed, 05/08/2013 - 08:49 | 3540506 WHATDIFFERENCED...
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Gates, Buffet et al are the Tycoons of the 21st Century, yet based on ZH numbers, they still don't even come near the .02% class.

Wed, 05/08/2013 - 02:16 | 3540135 piceridu
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WB7...you are my forst round, number one pick. 

Wed, 05/08/2013 - 00:25 | 3540008 Rathmullan
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To amerika's favorite crony capitalist uncle warren, Granddaughter Nicole is a lot like GOLD

AN infuriated Warren Buffett has renounced one of his granddaughters - telling her she is no longer his relative "legally or emotionally" because she took part in a documentary about the lives of the very rich.

Buffett wrote, "I have not emotionally or legally adopted you as a grandchild, nor have the rest of my family adopted you as a niece or a cousin."

Indeed, asked for comment, a rep for the mega-billionaire said, "Nicole is not Mr. Buffett's granddaughter. She is the daughter of a former daughter-in-law of his who was married to his son for only about 10 years."

This response shocked Nicole's friends. "We have seen pictures of her on his knee when she was 4. She spent family summers with him. She calls him Grandpa and always has. This is amazing," one pal said. http://wallstfolly.typepad.com/wallstfolly/2006/09/page_six_warren.html

Wed, 05/08/2013 - 01:16 | 3540066 williambanzai7
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She is better off.

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 23:21 | 3539870 williambanzai7
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In an amazing development, I found a brand new copy of Leni Riefenstals Olympia in a local junk outlet shop for about 75 cents. It looks like Hollywood prints its DVDs in Shenzen.

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 21:55 | 3539582 palmereldritch
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Bill,

I was listening to Alex Jones' May 6 podcast of his show and he went on a tear about Buffet that was amazing and he talked about how Buffet appears in so many photos eating ice cream to seem non-threatening when he is such an NWO demon.  Alex satirically suggested Hitler would have won the peace prize if only he was photographed more eating ice cream cones.

It was pretty hilarious and it seems he was on to something

https://www.google.com/images?q=images+warren+buffet+ice+cream+cone&oe=u...

Maybe it could be a meme you could tweak...Warren as the ice-cream cone wielding Zelig to the 20th Century's greatest villains...

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 23:24 | 3539863 williambanzai7
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That is a rather astute observation. He has a PR genius working for him.

Hitler of course preferred to have himself photographed cavorting with young women, children and German shepards.

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 21:32 | 3539508 W T F II
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When we tank, Warren and Charlie will shed some QUID...!! A couple, two, three....minimum...

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 23:15 | 3539855 williambanzai7
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You are like a biblio Santa !

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 17:16 | 3538800 John Law Lives
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The Oracle of Omaha can take his outspoken support of an onerous Federal Estate Tax and cram it up his self-righteous arse...

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 20:22 | 3539321 Cycle
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If Congress did not oblige US taxpayers to bail anyone out - including GS and AIG etc, Buffett would be oracling to the stones in a cemetery.

Wed, 05/08/2013 - 09:00 | 3540545 Papasmurf
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More likely, he would be under one of those stones.

Wed, 05/08/2013 - 06:31 | 3540297 Weisbrot
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no one gets it right all the time, not even Warren

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 16:22 | 3538564 The Heart
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Boy howdy, ol baswana big-bucks here is going to have to be an oracle for his puppet soeterobama, if this senator is right when he says, "there is more coming."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89K6am91CtI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUC2zsMkgxM

What might be coming after this false flag event to raise the puppets popularity in the election, may now be another false flag event to cover-up his criminality in ordering the stand down that got the ambassador killed by the same US paid off mercenaries that are in Syria now. The entire darn scam of having all these evil killers killing and murdering in other countries is insane. From Libya to Syria, and from Iraq and Afghanistan, these evil things that are being paid by the US traitor leaders and the banksters that own them is totally illegal. It is not about left and right here people, it is about Right and wrong.

Moar?

http://www.rightsidenews.com/2012112631460/editorial/rsn-pick-of-the-day...

 

Wed, 05/08/2013 - 00:17 | 3539995 CompassionateFascist
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Genghis Bush killed 4,000+ US troops and Xhundreds of thousands of local civs in shoving Iraq back on the petrodollar. Obama killed 4 Americans and a mere few thousand Libyans shoving Libya back on the petrodollar. Obama is way saner than Bush. Now he's using the same gang of Sunni terrorists to break the Shia Crescent at is weakest link, Syria, and cut Iran's supply line to Hezbollah. All on behalf of the Israel gang. Doesn't seem to be going well, though.  

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 15:29 | 3538467 q99x2
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How many decrepit, hoary, harsh, writhen, burstin-bellied, crooked, toothless, bald, blear-eyed, impotent, rotten old men shall you see...his sight fails him, thick of hearing, his breath stinks, all his moisture is dried up and gone, may not spit from him, a child again, that cannot dress himself or cut his own meat, yet he will be dreaming of and honing after wenches, what can be more unseemly. --Burton

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 15:25 | 3538453 Disenchanted
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I think you need to rejigger your title WB7...something like this:

tHe orIfiCe oF obAmaHo

 

But this is good too:

Public Nuisances

The Orifice of Omaha

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 21:06 | 3539432 Zero-risk bias
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I thought obAmaHo is the ofifaCe? It's like one of those tricky multiple choice questions,

A, D, C, D, or "All of the above"?

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 15:02 | 3538364 Al Huxley
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Say what you will about his insider dealings, crony capitalism, etc., he is a handsome old broad, you gotta give him that.

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 14:49 | 3538313 resurger
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looooooooooooooooooooool

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 14:23 | 3538201 williambanzai7
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BECKY AND WARREN
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Becky's unable to talk

This sight has left Becky in shock

Her eyes must deceive

She cannot believe

The size of this Kleptocrat's tub

The Limerick King

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 18:01 | 3538935 uno
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so glad you included the welfare queen's favorite fluffer

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 15:17 | 3538377 kaiserhoff
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That is so wrong..., and so right.

You always capture the inner kink, William.

Nobody does it better.  (Beverage warnings please;))

   Uh, that doesn't quite rhyme, Limerick Dude..., oh right.

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 14:21 | 3538190 rosiescenario
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The irony with WB is that his base company GEICO was built on our expanding Federal bureaucracy...Government Employees Insurance Company.

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 14:21 | 3538187 williambanzai7
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MEET THE ORACLE

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 16:28 | 3538652 nope-1004
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+1

Wed, 05/08/2013 - 00:27 | 3540015 Angus McHugepenis
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Is he checking the time on his GOLD watch?

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 14:30 | 3538181 Downtoolong
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Product erosion is inflation in disguise.

Instead of a real hooker, all you get for a hundred Bernanke bucks now is Warren in drag.


I couldn’t help notice how Becky and Buffett were like two Busy Bees all abuzz again yesterday, out trumpeting the benefits of owning stocks vs bonds on the MSM. I guess they both put out when there’s size money to be made.

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 18:13 | 3538969 Herd Redirectio...
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Chip bags are down to what, 180 grams, from probably 250 to 300 grams for the same price, 5 or 6 years ago.

But the price hasn't gone up, ergo no inflation!  And plus, some people opted to eat cheezies instead, so our hedonics adjusted inflation index says prices have even gone down!

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 14:19 | 3538179 williambanzai7
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THE ORACLE

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 14:16 | 3538161 SokPOTUS
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By request:  Put a Warren head on a baby in a stroller pushed by Becky Quick(ie).

Out for a 'stroll'; lol....Lyrics by LK; Illustrated by WB7...you guys crack me up. 

 

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 15:33 | 3538477 azzhatter
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Did Squick name that offspring of hers Warren? Charlie?

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 14:11 | 3538140 bank guy in Brussels
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Three notable facts about Warren Buffett

(1) Like Microsoft's Bill Gates, Warren Buffett had a boyhood growing up in the arms of America's political mafia. Bill's father was partner in the political mafia Bogle Gates law firm, Warren's father was a key US Congressman. 'Entrepreneurs', ha!

(2) On 11 September 2001 as the Twin Towers in New York collapsed from their explosions, President Bush flew to Omaha and there joined ... Warren Buffett.

(3) It has been quickly forgotten, but Buffett himself at one point thought he was rich enough to try and 'fight the system' in America ... and quickly got rapped hard, threatened with legal charges and destruction ... and learned his lesson.

A few years back after being too critical of America and financial shenanigans, 'weapons of financial mass destruction' on Wall Street ... Bloomberg reported possible charges brewing, pending against the famous Warren Buffett ... he might be called to testify ... then one day Bloomberg reported the investigation was totally terminated, Buffett would not be investigated, or even questioned ... the deal was done ...

Shortly afterward Warren Buffett was 'bullish on America' ... Ha! ... even the oligarchs are not allowed to break ranks ... Funny that they too, the richest in America, are prisoners of the 'system' run by the group of wealthy American political families ... No one breaks ranks ... No one

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 15:35 | 3538482 no2foreclosures
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It just so happens that Bill Gates Sr. and the Orifice from Omaha are both at the forefront of that "movement" to keep the estate or death tax in place . . . all in the goodness of their bleeding hearts no doubt.

The real knuckleball reason?  To keep the nouveau riche from ever attaining the olympic heights of the super-duper riche like themselves?

And isn't the Orifice going to "donate" all his ill-gotten gains to the Bill Gates (of Hell) Foundation?  To keep it all in the Family?  And to help "vaccinate" the brown skinned people, i.e., useless eaters of the world?

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 18:11 | 3538963 Herd Redirectio...
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Exactly.  The estate tax is one of those convenient "one rule for you, one rule for the billionaires" cases.  The billionaires are all such PHILANTHROPISTS that they leave their estate to a 'non-profit' organization controlled by the heirs, and through legal chicanery avoid the estate tax.  But the avg person has no way around it, and must pay it....

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 18:38 | 3539043 no2foreclosures
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It is interesting but not surprising to note that when they passed the laws for income tax, the powers that be also established laws for the "non-profit" foundations.

Question: Do the mega-rich earn their wealth through salary and income or assets and shares of control?

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 15:15 | 3538399 NotApplicable
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Remember too, that Gates originally had nothing but a cold-shoulder for DC. Then along came the anti-monopoly crusade and suddenly, he decided to "play ball."

I can still remember the first day he went to DC. Senators and Congress-critters both were treating him like royalty, knowing the cash was about to start flowing their way.

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 13:50 | 3538032 williambanzai7
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KEYNES TAKES MANHATTAN

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 15:16 | 3538406 Al Huxley
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Better watch it, you know what happened to Niall Ferguson when he made some suggestive comments about Keynes.  You may also risk losing your privileged status as an annointed reporter on the masters of the universe LOL.

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 18:07 | 3538952 Herd Redirectio...
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Yup, I sympathize a tiny bit with Niall.  He wants to retain credibility but also has to appease his overlords.

He knows the tide is turning on Keynesian policies, and position himself as a critic, not supporter of said policies, before the shit hits the fan.  So he can claim he saw it coming, and no one else, most likely.

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 13:49 | 3538025 williambanzai7
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SOME LIKE IT FIAT

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 16:27 | 3538644 dontgoforit
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Tony and Jack would be proud!  Ha ha!

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 16:15 | 3538606 El Diablo Rojo
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All I can say William is that it is about time you set your sites on this asshole. Keep dishing this porker.

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 16:15 | 3538604 El Diablo Rojo
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All I can say William is that it is about time you set your sites on this asshole. Keep dishing this porker.

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 15:11 | 3538391 ReligiousAtheist1
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An Absolute Classic WB7 you had me rolling with this one

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 18:11 | 3538962 machineh
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AH HA HA HA ...

Greenspan and Bernanke "go Galt," dressed like Ayn Rand.

Just as John Law had to sneak out of France dressed as a woman, to avoid a lynch mob.

Best skewering of central bankstahs EVAH!!!!111!!!

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 14:32 | 3538243 12ToothAssassin
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I need eye bleach after seeing granny Warren's cankles!

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