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Sat, 05/11/2013 - 22:47 | 3552787 monad
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The Irish are impervious to psychoanalysis.
Have some cocaine. Everything is better with coke. Coke adds life.
- Sigmund Freud

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 08:31 | 3551135 CheapBastard
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In other words, even though no individual's bank account was compromised in this attack, everyone who doesn't keep their savings under the mattress is vulnerable.


 

The great ATM heist: How thieves brazenly stole $45 million in a few hours


 

 

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/great-atm-heist-thieves-brazenly-stole-45-milli...

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 07:06 | 3551055 kaiserhoff
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Great work, William.  Some of your best.

But did you get your permission slip from the ZH Thought Police?

 

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 04:59 | 3550977 Yen Cross
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 Zazzle or Gmail? Want to discuss a print.

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 06:12 | 3551022 Yen Cross
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  Thanks Billy. Check this link out. 

  It's fun http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5r42DA6Mfw

  Old skool

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 03:28 | 3550917 blindman
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o/ k !
this.
http://jessescrossroadscafe.blogspot.com/2013/05/bbc2-bankers-fixing-sys...
09 May 2013
BBC2: Bankers Fixing the System
"In our time political speech and writing are largely the defense of the indefensible."

George Orwell
Libor scandal: Can we ever trust bankers again?
.
All the World Is Green by Tom Waits
http://grooveshark.com/s/All+The+World+Is+Green/1eDk8?src=5

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 03:07 | 3550907 blindman
Fri, 05/10/2013 - 23:57 | 3550758 fourchan
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Intense buying causes gold to plummet. 

 

thats where this market is at.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 20:36 | 3550321 Radical Marijuana
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We must be getting close to the edge of a flat world when the satire makes more sense that what it satirizes!

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 20:52 | 3550365 Yes_Questions
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Good Shit.

Better than Steven Wright right there. 

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 20:17 | 3550281 Yes_Questions
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B7illiant!

as per usuaL

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:25 | 3550121 bruiserND
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I havent had a drink in 20 years but I have an urge to go out and get drunk with Brilliant Banzai

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 20:34 | 3550318 ITrustMyGut
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recently celebrated 19 years odaat!

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:25 | 3550119 Its_the_economy...
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wb

 

have you ever considered a female roller-derby theme??

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:48 | 3550007 newengland
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Brilliant, William. 

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:36 | 3549971 Yen Cross
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 The "Becky Quack" piece, needs the signature 'Sam Zell' squint, in the background . He'd drop kick her off the air/

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:15 | 3549911 Eahudimac
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Corzine holding the gremlin just about made me shit my britches!

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:29 | 3549742 Fishhawk
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Excellent work as usual, Banzai, maybe a level above your usual.  Too bad the Bernank will never give the excellent speech you wrote for him; it covers the financial fraud facilitation and muppet sodomization aspects of current policy far better than any of the lame statements he has actually made.  This current government capture will go down in history, even the whitewashed public version, as the greatest kleptocracy spree ever.  Keep telling it like it is; you have now moved up from #7 on the list of most influential financial news sources to maybe #3 or 4. 

 

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 00:10 | 3550769 williambanzai7
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Oh don't worry, that is the same speech he keeps giving. He files his speeches in the Fed archives for future Keynesian historians to consume. 

He is a fucking blathering bulbous bumble head.

He caused the bubbles, his so called "bank micro-management" is a mega-farce and his QE macro-fraud is  shallow cover for pinstriped theievery and the idea that FrankenSchtupper will lead to the dismantling of a systemic risk is a Princeton pipe dream.

The real question is how many Keynesian quacks does the Fed have treading PhD ink on the fiat payroll?

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 06:59 | 3551049 W T F II
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But, but ,but....He BELIEVES it all...and that those banksters need to be endemic to the systemic...

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:01 | 3549638 williambanzai7
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TORRID AND REALISTIC

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 07:02 | 3551052 W T F II
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B7,

A poor dipiction..!! Where's the 'reasonable' accuracy...??

First off, this woman is LIGHT YEARS HOTTER than B. Quack. Second, that tarzan-like horn-dog is around Buffet's grand-son's age...!!

LOL...

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 23:06 | 3550684 ShakaZulu
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Berlusconi is paying attention now!  Bunga Bunga.

 

http://www.ticinolibero.ch/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Berlusconi-bunga-bunga.jpg

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:47 | 3549818 willwork4food
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Still only $.35?

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 22:49 | 3550657 the grateful un...
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its fungible, if you can't afford this the FOMC minutes are only  .25 cents

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 15:36 | 3549398 ptoemmes
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Geez..and the US Gummint is worried about uploaded 3D printed single shot handgun CAD files! Another muti-media "machine gun" from WB7.  Brilliant stuff.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 15:01 | 3549285 the grateful un...
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my god that manifesto, puts you in there with Lewis Carroll. and i love those portmanteau words. how about PonZirp?

a condoment is a condo you're flipping

a condomint, is a condo you're flipping using ZIRP loans

a peppermint is when some asshole in Congress wants you to open your books

off balance sheets is what you have when your condomint breaks and revenues don't match expenses. the baby isn't yours, but you still have to pay for your little mistake.

 

 

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 05:41 | 3551007 williambanzai7
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Condo-mint.   Very nice.

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 07:04 | 3551053 W T F II
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b7,

A little birdie on the ground told me the Hong Kong property market is ripe to implode with fury....thoughts...?

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 21:14 | 3552513 williambanzai7
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On the one hand I see a big bubble, just like a Manhattan bubble. However, Hong Kong is one of the few remaining secure havens for hot money. If you look at what the hot money is doing to the London market, it is impossible to predict when the bubble in Hong Hong will burst.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 14:56 | 3549272 bank guy in Brussels
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar

- Sigmund Freud

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 16:14 | 3549501 Bastiat
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I thought that was Clinton's line.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:53 | 3549845 nmewn
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And thus began the Legend of the Lost Wrapper ;-)

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:49 | 3549827 New_Meat
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Just more evidence that the boy from Hope was well read, but not very original. - Ned

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 16:12 | 3549498 monad
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Sometimes its a big, brown dick.

- George Carlin   

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 20:15 | 3550273 Yes_Questions
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And God Bless him too..

I wonder if his daughter knows how fondly her dad is held here on ZH.  A site he would love today, now doubt.

 

Thank you St. George, for all you continue to do.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 14:55 | 3549267 Vince Clortho
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The "HotRodding" Essay hit the spot. 

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 00:00 | 3548979 williambanzai7
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NO MA'AM

FRAMED FORNICATIO

This just in from a happy collector!

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Fri, 05/10/2013 - 13:46 | 3548974 williambanzai7
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DO YOUR SHARE...

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 07:07 | 3551056 W T F II
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Today's Greek Youth are the Depression-era Blacks of yester-year...

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 13:46 | 3548967 williambanzai7
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KRUGMAN WTF!
.

Krugman's an Old English marm

Except for his lack of old charm

He's wearing protection

From sheep insurrection

His theories are causing much harm

The Limerick King

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 07:26 | 3551059 W T F II
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The Chair offered discourse

Which could implode a Bourse

Shorts will see Monday

Whether VIXs will have their Day

They sent out Hilsenrath

To implode Algo-bull Math

As the Cowards they are

Can a Flash Crash be far..?

We should check their accounts

To determine their short sell amounts

Worse, they sucked in Mom and Pop

Just before THE BIG drop

For they have no shame

And they always rig the game

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 23:10 | 3550692 ShakaZulu
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The hat you be wearing

Has all the sheep staring

Whether they be black or white.

Is my wool on his temple

Or is this just a sample

Of the shearing that comes in the night?

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:06 | 3550054 kchrisc
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I'd do her. Do you know her? How do I reach her?                            hujel

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:12 | 3549676 NeoLuddite
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Only 8 days old - Benny loudly cried "OW!"

The mohel said "It won't be long now.

You're now part of the tribe.

It's Ok to oversubscribe."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 15:38 | 3549407 uno
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i'm definitely gonna have nightmares tonight

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 15:27 | 3549372 ReligiousAtheist1
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One of your best post ever

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 15:05 | 3549300 the grateful un...
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has he got a kevlar vest on?

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