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Mon, 05/13/2013 - 09:38 | 3555867 dontgoforit
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Confuscious say, "Man who get laid in strawberry patch, sure to have ass in jam!"

Mon, 05/13/2013 - 01:48 | 3555312 williambanzai7
Mon, 05/13/2013 - 01:26 | 3555302 WTFUD
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Breaking ( wind ) News : Ass. Press

The BBC has Suc(k)CumBed to Mounting Public Pressure and Banned " thank heaven for little girls " from its Christmas Party Play List.
Little boys are still available On Request.

Mon, 05/13/2013 - 00:54 | 3555271 WTFUD
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My countrys' GDP is so small and heavily reliant on the metal that NATO (ussa) drops on it!

Mon, 05/13/2013 - 00:43 | 3555256 WTFUD
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Mon, 05/13/2013 - 00:22 | 3555226 Redhotfill
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So would an example of excusable homicide be taking out the fed board, and all of the executive and 98% of the legislative branch?  I've always thought real "change" would come when constitution ave had people swinging from every light pole.

Mon, 05/13/2013 - 00:22 | 3555225 Redhotfill
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So would an example of excusable homicide be taking out the fed board, and all of the executive and 98% of the legislative branch?  I've always thought real "change" would come when constitution ave had people swinging from every light pole.

Mon, 05/13/2013 - 00:10 | 3555182 williambanzai7
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Ok, here's a fine idea. Let's call it a schtupocracy instead. 

Meanwhile, send your positive ideas on a postcard to Federal Reserve Ideas, PO Box QE,  Grand Central Station NY NY 


Mon, 05/13/2013 - 06:16 | 3555485 geewhiz
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Confucius say "man who go to bed with itchy batty wake up with smelly finger". Bennyhaha is modern day confuseus.

Mon, 05/13/2013 - 04:52 | 3555432 I_Am_
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Stupid man wipes before shitting? bux TP

Sun, 05/12/2013 - 22:07 | 3554911 outofhere
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Ancient wisdom...


Merely complaining without posing an alternative offers nothing!

Sun, 05/12/2013 - 18:03 | 3554279 steveo77
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Kill List - Midwest
Well if the President can have a Kill List, why can't the good guys have a Kill List.

Here are the biggest nuclear threats in the Midwest.    They are some of the oldest, growing up around Chicago and the famous Argonne National Lab who did open air experiments to intentionally make reactors go critical and explode.   Seriously, Mr. Gunderson pointed that one out to me.   See the video at the bottom for documentation of this "Experiment".       Nuke plants can blow up like minor nuclear bombs, the proof is in the video.    The pro-nukers hate this one.

Here is the Midwest map and explanation.

My kill list is, in order of priority, but will take any opportunistic weaknesses that present.

Palisades (Clunker with lots of problems run by Slumlord Entergy, on Lake Michigan)
Lasalle (2 Boiling Water like Fuku, even a lightning strike just took them down)
Cook (On Lake Michigan, 37 YO)
Point Beach (on Lake Michigan, 41 YO, and huge uprate to 118%)
Dresden (2 Boiling Water like Fuku, 41YO and huge uprate to 117%)
Quad Cities (2 Boiling Water like Fuku, 39 YO and huge uprate to 117%)
Monticello (Boiling Water like Fuku, 42 YO)

Sun, 05/12/2013 - 22:26 | 3554958 willwork4food
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You prolly don't have a microwave in your home, do you?

Mon, 05/13/2013 - 07:53 | 3555619 MeMadMax
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Or a TV....... A giant bolder with a smiley face painted on it took its place....

Sun, 05/12/2013 - 12:17 | 3553628 williambanzai7
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Happy Mother's Day to Mom and all you other Zero Hedge Mother's out there!


Sun, 05/12/2013 - 23:18 | 3555085 Fuku Ben
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Is that 2IFC in HK?

Sun, 05/12/2013 - 23:58 | 3555180 williambanzai7
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Ping Pong, I mean Hong Pong, I mean King Pong, I mean King Kong/Hong Kong 

Sun, 05/12/2013 - 16:18 | 3554085 the grateful un...
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another low brow Zero Hedge blogger

Sun, 05/12/2013 - 18:23 | 3554337 steveo77
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Sun, 05/12/2013 - 07:47 | 3553243 blindman
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09 May 2013
BBC2: Bankers Fixing the System
"In our time political speech and writing are largely the defense of the indefensible."
George Orwell
Libor scandal: Can we ever trust bankers again?

Mon, 05/13/2013 - 03:50 | 3555393 Tenshin Headache
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Could we ever trust them in the first place?

Sun, 05/12/2013 - 19:58 | 3554548 Goldilocks
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Happy Mother's Day, ya'll


Tracy Bonham - Mother Mother (3:08)

Sun, 05/12/2013 - 05:00 | 3553177 The Heart
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"excusable homicide."

Hummmm, seems this is what ol Ann B says here too.

"Because Chris Stevens was a lynchpin in the running of arms by the Obama regime and Clinton's State Department in full cooperation with each other to the Muslim Brotherhood and al Qaeda through Libya. And yes, it is absolutely sane and appropriate to assume that Huma Abedin (Hillary's consigliere and daughter of high-ranking Muslim Brotherhood leaders) figures into this. Both Obama's White House and Hillary's State Department were mutually and equally tied to this arms running, and both of their bacons were equally in the fire. The Obama White House, I am convinced, has plans for the retention of power beyond 2016 (Michelle?), and Hillary thinks she is going to be POTUS from 2017-2025. The bottom line is that the duumvirate of the most dangerous, evil psychopaths on the face of the earth decided for slightly different reasons that Ambassador Stevens needed to be dead in order to cover the gunrunning to the Muslim Brotherhood, and so together, they killed him. They withdrew all of his security (at the behest of the State Department), told the Muslim Brotherhood that it was all-clear, guaranteed that there would be no response or retaliation to an attack (only the Oval Office could issue the stand-down order), and even put the cherry on top by instantly framing the entire hit as some sort of musloid blasphemy propaganda. That was just gratuitous. Sickeningly gratuitous."

(page down for story)

Sun, 05/12/2013 - 12:01 | 3553599 williambanzai7
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So that's the Weiner connection!

Mon, 05/13/2013 - 04:49 | 3555430 I_Am_
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Smart catch that......... heh heh eh!

Sun, 05/12/2013 - 11:08 | 3553512 the grateful un...
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they gave liquor and repeating rifles to [these] indians, and now they act surprised when [the salesman] someone gets scalped. they let their guard down because they thought they knew who they were dealing with [customers] and there was little or no chance that government gun running would ever turn out to be bad policy. but then there was fast and furious wasn't there?

remember Cheney thought the Iraqs would greet the US as liberators. [Iraq was a gun free zone, we may not have given them Jeffersonian democracy but we did give them the 2nd amendment. All this from a VP who shot his friends face off]

now obama wants more gun control in this country, while we peddle arms to terrorists in the ME to do our part in the Arab Spring/ very discouraging


Mon, 05/13/2013 - 10:37 | 3556035 Bastiat
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I think Cheney didn't give a damn what the Iraqis thought.  In fact I believe Cheney thought the few left the better.

Sun, 05/12/2013 - 20:34 | 3554635 Goldilocks
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Henry Mancini - Peter Gunn (2:26)

Sun, 05/12/2013 - 09:18 | 3553322 MyBrothersKeeper
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And remember that it is 100% fact that primary security team was withdrawn in AUGUST!  Somehow that has gotten lost in this latest round of hearings.

Mon, 05/13/2013 - 09:48 | 3555891 dontgoforit
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If this crack doesn't bring down the house, what will?  Catching obama in the rose garden eff'in' a goat? - the offsrping of which says, noooooo, nooooo when asked if he loves his daddy.

Sun, 05/12/2013 - 04:55 | 3553168 news printer
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The Wilson-Anthony Fight

In 1836, Speaker of the House John Wilson killed Rep. Joseph Anthony in the original House of Representatives Chamber of the Old State House. The incident happened during a special session that was called to take action on, among other things, a bitterly disputed banking issue -- a matter on which Wilson and Anthony disagreed.

    After the banking issue was debated, a member introduced an amendment that proposed accepting wolf pelts as payment for county taxes. Wilson and Anthony disagreed on this issue as well. Offended by a remark made by Anthony, speaker Wilson ruled him out of order and commanded him to sit down. However, Anthony refused to be seated and a knife fight between the two men started, resulting in Anthony's death. Stunned by the killing, the representatives left the hall and assembled in the Senate Chamber to appoint a committee to arrange for Anthony's burial. Wilson was expelled from office and indicted for murder, but was later acquitted on the grounds of "excusable homicide."

Mon, 05/13/2013 - 09:46 | 3555886 dontgoforit
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I guess we know who won that argument.

Sun, 05/12/2013 - 16:02 | 3554061 ParkAveFlasher
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I'm all for congressional Thunderdome.

Sun, 05/12/2013 - 10:34 | 3553446 Uncle Remus
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Oh. Now there's a precedent looking for a rhyme. And no, I'm not talking about the wolf pelts.

Sun, 05/12/2013 - 03:41 | 3553145 q99x2
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Make mine electric blue. That shit stained your fingers.

Sun, 05/12/2013 - 00:37 | 3553000 ebworthen
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"This is Hell" - Elvis Costello and the Attractions.

This is hell, this is hell, I am sorry to tell you, it never gets better or worse,

But you'll get used to it after a spell, for Heaven is hell in reverse..."

Sun, 05/12/2013 - 19:50 | 3554528 Goldilocks
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Elvis Costello - Watching the Detectives (song & lyrics) (3:44)

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 23:43 | 3552915 fireant
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The Fed prints dough from thin air
While claiming it all is quite fair
While driving Mercedes
On the way to Pilates
While we search for a meal that is square

Sun, 05/12/2013 - 00:02 | 3552948 MythicalFish
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Pee-ladies? :-)


Love it! (and upvoted you)

Just doesn't work where I'm from pronounciation-wise.

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 23:36 | 3552906 CURWAR2012
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Sat, 05/11/2013 - 22:01 | 3552663 williambanzai7
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Mon, 05/13/2013 - 00:07 | 3555190 williambanzai7
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I'm gonna have to get a special hard drive for your posts.

Mon, 05/13/2013 - 00:51 | 3555266 Redhotfill
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you dont have one already?!!


Sun, 05/12/2013 - 21:26 | 3554797 Whatta
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the new ZH Overlords disapprove of your post.

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 22:48 | 3552793 the grateful un...
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QrEEEfer Madness!! has anyone ever seen Bernanke blink?

Mon, 05/13/2013 - 09:43 | 3555880 dontgoforit
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Brilliant, WMBA7.  I'd like to meet you dude.  You are amazing.

Sun, 05/12/2013 - 03:57 | 3553149 Frastric
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He doesn't blink 'cos he's a reptilian in disguise...

Sun, 05/12/2013 - 22:16 | 3554936 willwork4food
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There's a LOT of people I know & work with that are living on the edge, which includes Food Stamps. They started QE years ago and I'm going out on a ZH limb here but I'll tell you when/if they end it there will be hell to pay from more than those living on the edge today.

Mon, 05/13/2013 - 08:13 | 3555656 Its_the_economy...
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You are not outon a limb, you have subconsciously adopted the ZH manifesto.

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