Tuesday Humor: Lloyd Blankfein Facts

• When Lloyd Blankfein drives through highway tolls, they give him money.
• There is no backspace button on Lloyd Blankfein's keyboard. Lloyd Blankfein never makes mistakes.
• Lloyd Blankfein donates blood to NASA for rocket fuel.
• Lloyd Blankfein was in all 6 star wars films as THE FORCE.
• Lloyd Blankfein won American Idol using only sign language.
• If Lloyd Blankfein is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
• Lloyd Blankfein can drive, fly, and run at the same time.
• Einstein listed Lloyd Blankfein as his original source for E=MC²
• Lloyd Blankfein can install a program without accepting the TERMS & CONDITIONS.
• Lloyd Blankfein doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
• When taking the SAT, write "Lloyd Blankfein" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
• Once Lloyd Blankfein updated his facebook status; it became an International Bestseller!
• Lloyd Blankfein can see John Cena.
• Lloyd Blankfein is the only weapon allowed through airport security.
• If you ever find the end of a rainbow, you will also find Lloyd Blankfein fu*king leprechauns will running on the treadmill at 100 MPH, watching Schindler's List.

(Source: wallstreetfool.com)

Comments

[Seorse Gorog fr...]

chuck norris is not amused

[Bearwagon]

Lloyd Blankfein is ill. Seriously. This man needs healing.

[dogbreath]

I'll say it again.  You aren't funny.

[eddiebe]

There really is nothing funny about this pig other maybe than his squinty eyed fuck-face.