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BARRACK NIXON
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INVERTED HOPE

 

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WHAT IS WATERGATE?

 

 

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I HEART YOUR DATA

 

 

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I AM NOT A...

 

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THE SHAGGY AG

 

 

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DRONE FORCE 1

 


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Fri, 05/17/2013 - 20:40 | Link to Comment tradewithdave
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Can't we all just debt along...

 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 06:35 | Link to Comment MaxThrust
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The Nixon Obama picture is excellent. I believe this one will stand the test of time. History will remember it for you.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 07:01 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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I match and morph plenty of faces and it was amazing how readily those two overlapped.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 06:13 | Link to Comment IamtheREALmario
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Fear drives them ... what a terrible existence. If only they did not feel compelled to share THEIR fear with others.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 01:44 | Link to Comment MrPalladium
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I am not a debt bro!!

Killer!!

Still recovering from spasms of laughter.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 01:17 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Here is where the analogy begins, two men who have a presidential disdain for the absolute supremacy of the constituion, believe their twisted ends justify whatever exceptional means they decide upon.

It is as simple as that. No need for deep convoluted political punditry.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 08:06 | Link to Comment MickV
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Obama thinks the Constitution is "flawed" because it does not allow him eligibility to hold the office of POTUS

" No person, but a natural born Citizen, or a citizen at the time of the ratification of this Constitution, shall be eligible for the office of president."

What is a natural born Citizen?

US law and SCOTUS PRECEDENT:

"The Constitution does not in words say who shall be natural-born citizens. Resort must be had elsewhere to ascertain that. At common law, with the nomenclature of which the framers of the Constitution were familiar, it was never doubted that all children born in a country of parents who were its citizens became themselves, upon their birth, citizens also. These were natives or natural-born citizens, as distinguished from aliens or foreigners." Minor v. Happersett, 88 US 162,167.

It's right there before your eyes Banzai. Obama's father was "an improper ascendant" (IMPROPER ANCESTOR--- SEE Federalist 68). Hussein Obama was born BRITISH, of a British subject father, Barack Obama Sr., and is STILL BRITISH to this day. Thus he is not an eligible natural born Citizen. You are protecting him by not trumpeting that fact. Obama is the example of why natural born  Citizens are required--- he shows no allegiance and attachment to America. Get a clue.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 23:41 | Link to Comment The Heart
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Ol tricky dick has nothing on slick soetero.

Here is an interesting twist to the benghazigate story. Old news, but still relative to the ongoing cover ups and high times at Ridgemont High!

Dick Morris: We Had 48 Hours’ Warning Of The Libyan Attack And Obama Did Nothing:

http://www.westernjournalism.com/dick-morris-we-had-48-hours-warning-of-...

 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 04:52 | Link to Comment BringOnTheAsteroid
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Warnings or no warnings, if it's a nice day and you get preferential tee off times . . . . Ahem . . . . Priorities people.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 22:38 | Link to Comment I_Am_
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Purple was my favourite colour and doggone it's destroyed..:-)

Thanks WB7

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 00:32 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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PURPLE CAIN

 

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PRINTZ

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 00:50 | Link to Comment ShakaZulu
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Superb, in so many ways...

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 07:52 | Link to Comment dontgoforit
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Bennie the pennie!

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 04:25 | Link to Comment Supernova Born
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"Printz: 1929"?

Visual Tsar Bomba

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 04:15 | Link to Comment I_Am_
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Wicked...... domou arigatou!

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 00:42 | Link to Comment OneTinSoldier66
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NICE! Not to mention hilarious, lol.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 22:19 | Link to Comment Supernova Born
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I was hoping for some Palpatine and Anakin Skywalker, though what is here is truly amazing!

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 21:36 | Link to Comment W T F II
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I think O started out as a simple Patsy-Yesman and he's actually morphed into "One Of THEM"

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 22:18 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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He may be one of them, but he is still a Patsy-Yesman.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 22:36 | Link to Comment W T F II
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tru enuff

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 07:51 | Link to Comment dontgoforit
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The puppet for the 'behind the curtain guy' Soros. 

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 21:14 | Link to Comment Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Sort of off topic but just goes to show what spiteful prick the Oreo is and lengths he will go to rub people's noses in things.

http://dailycaller.com/2013/05/16/obama-breaches-marine-umbrella-protocol/

The commander in chief of the American armed forces today forced a violation of Marine Corps regulations, so he wouldn’t get wet.

According to Marine Corps regulation MCO P1020.34F of the Marine Corps Uniform Regulations chapter 3, a male Marine is not allowed to carry an umbrella while in uniform. There is no provision in the Marine Corps uniform regulation guidelines that allows a male Marine to carry an umbrella.

Nevertheless, during a press conference under a light drizzle with Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan this morning, President Obama allowed the First Head to be protected from the elements by an umbrella held by a male Marine corporal.

The relevant portion of the regulation reads, “3035. UMBRELLAS (Female Marines). Female Marines may carry an all-black, plain standard or collapsible umbrella at their option during inclement weather with the service and dress uniforms. It will be carried in the left hand so that the hand salute can be properly rendered. Umbrellas may not be used/carried in formation nor will they be carried with the utility uniform.”

Items not expressly delineated as authorized components of the Marine Corps uniform are prohibited. Male Marines are informed never to carry an umbrella from the earliest phases of training.

Not even the President of the United States can request a Marine to carry an umbrella without the express consent of the Commandant of the Marine Corps, according the Marine Corps Manual.

The Marine Corps Manual, the guidebook that defines protocol for officers and enlisted Marines, in section 2806 paragraph 2, specifically states “The Marine Corps Uniform Regulations, published by the Commandant of the Marine Corps, shall be binding on all Marines. No officer or official shall issue instructions which conflict with, alter, or amend any provision without the approval of the Commandant of the Marine Corps.”

 

And for anyone not familar the Commandant of the Marine Corps is not the President either.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commandant_of_the_Marine_Corps

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 07:24 | Link to Comment BringOnTheAsteroid
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Does anyone give a flying fuck about the rules governing whether a marine carries an umbrella or not. Fuck me it's both mindlessly trivial yet paradoxically complicated being human.

. . . . . . . sonny when polishing your shoes that's three counter clockwise buffs followed by 2 clockwise buffs and then seven backwards and forwards buffs.

We really are some dumb mother fuxkers aren't we. Just imagine all the bills and legislation passed by all the governments around the world, every day, every week, every year, year after year. bill after bill, legislation after legislation, law after law, every day, every week, every year. In a few hundred years time where do we epext this to end. Rather interesting that our propensity is to keep adding rather than subtracting laws. It convinces me further that sociopaths gravitate towards politics and one overarching characteristic of a sociopath is CONTROL.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 07:50 | Link to Comment dontgoforit
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Gulliver's Travels!

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 07:24 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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MARINE UMBRELLAGE

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 00:53 | Link to Comment ShakaZulu
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I think a framed copy of this should be hung along the white house wall somewhere as a momento of Soetoro's reign.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 09:31 | Link to Comment Edward Fiatski
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This is getting better and better. LOL

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 07:49 | Link to Comment dontgoforit
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That's better.  Old spongeBob would be gaggin' on an oyster if he knew who's he covering for.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 15:16 | Link to Comment WTFUD
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Tell us it's not true, Joyful is the new ceo under jamie's chairmanship at JPM and T"S'P's has replaced Favreau at Obummergate!

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 14:58 | Link to Comment WTFUD
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WB i've seen this film Mission Improbable 16 where Oballsup pulls off his face on Drone One to reveal one of the Koch sisters. Am i close?

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 16:06 | Link to Comment dontgoforit
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Dude!  That's funny!  LOL

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 14:48 | Link to Comment asscannon101
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Nice work, 'Banzai!

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 14:48 | Link to Comment stant
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and now god says the new york times is dead.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 14:27 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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Absolute William Banzai 7 greatness!  My monitor even smells like the 1970's.

Thanx WB7!

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 14:30 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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With Nixon, Watergate and the big fros, we have multiple time travel signatures.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 14:21 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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HONG KONG DUCK DISASTER

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 02:17 | Link to Comment Ctrl_P
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First real chuckle in a long time, thank you.

Put me in for a before the before, a before and an after the QE set.

 

Cheers.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 22:49 | Link to Comment cliffynator
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Cue explosion.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 21:29 | Link to Comment nmewn
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I thought that was the new PRC propaganda "shaft" building there for a minute...but I see Hong Kong in the background ;-)

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 16:05 | Link to Comment dontgoforit
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Women & children first!  Is there a raft big enough?  Pleas put some pepper in my cheese.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 14:19 | Link to Comment the grateful un...
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we're in the presence of low brow greatness, Barack Nixon makes we wonder, had anyone ever done a DNA test on Tricky.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 14:14 | Link to Comment Jena
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Once upon a time, Nixon used to be the average American's standard for a dirty politician.  How times have changed.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 14:16 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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In a way yes, but when you are dealing with serial murderers does it make adifference how many?

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 14:19 | Link to Comment Jena
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I guess not.   The first time can be attributed to an accident or impulse but after that, no excuse.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 14:07 | Link to Comment GottaBKiddn
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Over the top, yet again, Mr. Banz!

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 14:02 | Link to Comment ReligiousAtheist1
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Another WB7 classic

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 14:20 | Link to Comment machineh
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The 'inverted HOPE' poster is wonderfully evocative.

Looks like a mash-up of Obama, Nixon, Lyndon Johnson, George Wallace and Lurch.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 14:26 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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I played around with the face for an hour until I got it where I wanted it, scary but funny.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 14:04 | Link to Comment wisefool
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Great stuff William. Your works give me relief from the insanity of this world. Specifically, the world is awash in money. There is record unemployment, yet "charities" spend more time working on the tax structures of their operations than actually going out there and doing something. I guess doing things is not sexy unless you know you have the IRS thretening a person you never met, who really does not have a problem with what you are doing. It must feel more self-actualizing simply because the IRS will make them pay for the taxes you are not paying. And since you are busying doing the tax stuff you don't really have to do what your organization was set up to do.

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