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INTRoDuCiNG THe FRaUD SQuaD...
IN TODAY'S EPISODE: ___________________ [Open Caption]
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you are the fucking shit banzai
keep being amazing
goon squad below !
World Bank Whistleblower Attacked By DOJ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKxyYZeaNxY&feature=youtu.be
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the "owners" squad control everything, even that which
they don't own !
Fantastico Banzai :)
could we have 'multi-coloured mayhem' of Christine Lagarde, IMF Chief, up in French court this week facing charges of fraud and embezlement of €120m in public funds to a sponsor of her Party in office as PM Sarkozy's finance minister?
...just before the uber sharp cookies at the IMF's Human Resources Dept scowered the earth and found Christine was the very, very best candidate for the all-too rapidly vacated top job ..."her French Govt finances are financial chaos, she's robbed State savings and pensions to pay short term cash flow, perfect CV for our new IMF Chief...!"
you couldn't make this shit (clown show) up ...if this was a fiction book you'd be laughed at as an author for such a crazy script!!
Holder: "That white bitch is gettin' on ma' nerves man."
Obama: "I know it brotha', but she's got some sharp damn teeth, and you should see her Warlock Husband cast dem wicked spells. They 'dun bitten a lotta' necks, so we gots to bring dem along if we wants to make 'dis con work."
Hllary: "Goddamned right you do you double stuffed oreos, raaahhhh!!!"
Nice.
Shaft...can you dig it?
How does he do it?
he puts his pants on one step at a time, just like the rest of us.
i do not suspect drugs at all...Lucy in the Sky high with Diamonds is a great song with some very vivid colours and happenings, not dis-similar to the colours in B's graphics work!
pardon, I thought you said "the fraud squid."
oops.
@ "...__open caption."
obi one fly over digs the red carpet
blood stains distant and at ground level,
(drone know what?) nothing...
h.c. feeding in the private sector with
e.h; cover and protection, on the ground.
fast cars go by and sometimes stop to pick up
the master race, progressing and evolving
with regards to personal profits, addicted.
.
crack, cream and the krakens.
( giant squids ) feeding effortless and
in systemic lush fullness. everything is fine,
double fine, triple fine;
no problem and what me worry? ongoing.
we own this mess ! hey ! , let's put on a show !
( the little rascals ).
the kraken.
https://www.google.com/search?q=kraken&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&e...
debt bro ftw
In Today's Episode: MOAR Bullshit.
The Team goes in search of MOAR VLBCs cause the nation is literally drowning in their Bullshit.
when's the coup
According to the report on this website, "The Coup" has already occurred.
Link:
http://sgtreport.com/2013/05/sgt-report-unbound-proof-the-u-s-govt-has-f...
Found the intro:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0-XrZoHj2k
Crime Club... and You Ain't In It
....and in other news today a black swan stirs south of the border:
Popocatépetl volcano (Mexico): explosion produces ash plume more than 2 km high Tuesday May 28, 2013 18:07 PM | BY: TExplosion from Popocatépetl this morning
An explosion early today at 05:03 h (local time) ejected incandescent fragments to 1.5 km distance from the crater on the northeastern slope and generated a column of ash that reached more than 2 km height above the crater and was dispersed to the SW.
In addition, 28 smaller steam-gas-ash explosions occurred during the past 24 hours and a constant steam and gas plume is rising from the volcano.
In Today's Episode: Too Many Lies
Choomboy is caught still smoking pot after claiming he gave it up to join the force; his career is on the line. Snake-Eyes is caught sneaking around, spying on everyone from the girl's bathroom to the local paper's reporters, while claiming to obey the law and uphold justice. WitchElla is found with the blood of her latest sacrifice on her fangs, declaring she did no such thing, and what does it matter anyway? In a tense, drama-filled chase scene, the trio chase each other around the desks in the office, failing to catch each other and then telling their supervisor that since no perpetrator was apprehended. no crime could have been committed, and they are releasing themselves on their own recognizance.
"Bite me" is a figure of speech, bitch.
B4 all the PC was implemented, I had a boss that EVERY phone call he took, after slamming down the receiver would scream "Bite Me".
One of the best, most knowledgable bosses ever. may he RIP.
psssstt: Unk, gotta' talk to u
just between the two of us, no one else will know:
very senior doggies called our esteemed vice president "joe-bite-me"
with special guest appearance,Dr Funkenstein and the funkadelics
It is a truism that those who claim to remember the '70s were never there. However, obviously you have gone through remedial memory restoration ;-)
- Ned
I think what I remember is true but I don't remember all of it ;-)
Of course, Scarlott Johanson will be playing HRC in this, so there is that.
TODAY'S EPISODE: Is That Justice? No, Its Law
One of your funniest posts ever
At least you gave us the front version of that and not the back!
Must be a scene from The Love Boat...
Love Boat 2103, she's running from the fire through a couple inches of raw sewage that backed up, jumping over the bodies of those heaving over the side with food poisoning. and then the ship sinks
/throws small box of raisins she was eating as a snack into the trash
Dats right - I'm lookin' for that Moby Dick.
... and my name is not Ahab!
damn william.....now you made me stop laughing
Hey Pumpkin, you got a warrant for that kind of lovin'?
A George Soros production.
Is that fat Oprah's or not so fat binge dieting Oprah's? Sorta like asking whether the shipping containers are empty or loaded.
Oprah was busted for drug possession.
Someone looked up her dress and saw 50 pounds of crack.
now Fred!
wow, what would a ULBS carrier look like? Could it transit the Suez? The SoH? Could it make its way down the Potomac (since the production in DC is so great that they need to import nil). Certainly it could go nawth up the Potomac ridin' high.
Wonderin' whether it could get into Elat and somehow affect the situation in Syria? Drive the puppy ... where?
and 0.5MM Oprahz?
You Sir, are proposing a ship that has never been envisioned.
- Ned
dry weight tonnage....500,000 oprahs. i can't stop laughing...stop
euphemism for too heavy to calculate
1 oprah = ? canned hams
need some help here... forgot my conversion factor
I think it's 1 oprah = 50 Big Ass Hams. I'll need to double check with Letterman.
if that was my ship i would photoshop the four stacks from the Titanic onto the maindeck, and paint the name Exxon Valdez on the stern. Obama bullshit coming, environmental disaster leaving.
"Some voices...warn that tyranny is always lurking just around the corner..." (Obama) We're looking at tyranny personified, Obama, Clinton and Holder, the Fraud Squad.
when the show is cancelled, they go into syndication, and make a fortune on the royalities.