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Submitted by williambanzai7 on 06/03/2013 11:12 -0400



 

MARS RAT TAKING INTERNET BY FRAUD

 

 

 

 

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THIS TIME IS NOT DIFFERENT
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These rats are in charge of "The Con"

They're hoping the sheep won't catch-on

They think that QE

Has set them all free

Believing their tail risk is gone

The Limerick King

 
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Mon, 06/03/2013 - 23:10 | 3622532 diogeneslaertius
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I WANT TO BESOLVENT

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 20:00 | 3621964 ShakaZulu
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So that explains why the Red Planet is so desolate?  Which is why they came here?  We will look the same in another 100 years...

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 19:32 | 3621896 rsnoble
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Are rats edible?  The 4-legged kind that is?  Cuz there certainly aint gona be no deer or cows left.  Not too comfortable with eating people but then i've never gone without food for more than a half an hour.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 17:49 | 3621593 TahoeBilly2012
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Are those guys all Catholics?

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 18:48 | 3621774 Boxed Merlot
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Are those guys all Catholics?...

 

Of course not.  Catholicism allows sinful men to vote only one human to be infalleable at a time, and since all three of these guys can do no wrong, they're simply divine.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 14:21 | 3620856 toadold
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Hickory Dicory Doc, the rats tried to run out the clock. Watanbe left town the whole thing crashed down, and the rats got a Hicory Dicory in Dock. 

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 14:22 | 3620706 Yen Cross
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    ALIENS a new beginning...      "As they emerge in JPMs (black hole) vault".

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 13:25 | 3620705 Frastric
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Did you know that in an urban area you are never more than fifty meters away from a rat?

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 19:07 | 3621832 JuicedGamma
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In Chicago it's much less than that.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 13:17 | 3620687 Amagnonx
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Grapes of Wrath - 1793, an excellent year.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 13:07 | 3620653 IamtheREALmario
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Part of the satanic child molesting cabal.

I wonder if it ever occurred to them that their god is an AI that will destroy them along with the rest of us. The AI has no need for bankers and child molesters.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 13:05 | 3620644 screw face
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One could could wonder about a lunar infestation....

 

 

 

....re:Cheeze Factor

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 13:04 | 3620642 cougar_w
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Tail risk.

I see what you did there.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 13:19 | 3620618 news printer
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Visually impaired citizens walking arm in arm.

http://i.imgur.com/lXhwHsE.jpg

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Old timers in the streets for their country.

http://i.imgur.com/oz2ANIf.jpg

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The resistance reading books to the riot police.

http://i.imgur.com/v0sKEzc.jpg

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Lord Vader the troublemaker

http://i.imgur.com/p9cxT5o.jpg

https://irs0.4sqi.net/img/general/width960/6235428_UavJG9yFGsKEDH5e7yTgG...

-ENDE

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 12:54 | 3620597 Rory_Breaker
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WB and LK, legends!

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 12:52 | 3620586 rosiescenario
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WB.....you should enjoy this: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/11/RatBaiting2.jpg

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 15:21 | 3621045 williambanzai7
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I redid this one last year ;-)

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 12:49 | 3620573 rosiescenario
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So our 'dogs of war' need to be rat terriers? Doesn't sound very heroic but the dogs would enjoy it, no doubt.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 12:48 | 3620571 Disenchanted
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I've got me a bumper fucking crop of grapes of wrath.

They be of medieval vintage.

 

 

Does it seem like I might have a bad attitude...

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 12:48 | 3620570 dontgoforit
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Occupy Rats Nest

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 12:27 | 3620494 Seize Mars
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Seize Mars!

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 12:19 | 3620454 Lmo Mutton
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Do we have a HARP that will reach the red planet?

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 12:15 | 3620441 Wakanda
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Rats?  Let loose the BiG CaTS!

Tip of the hat to LK for the very clever rhymin'.  Tail risk indeed...

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 12:11 | 3620421 Tombstone
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And I thought we finally confined the rat population to Washington DC exclusively.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 11:50 | 3620366 fourchan
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oi!

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 11:50 | 3620365 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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It is not a rat but a space herpe.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 14:32 | 3620897 Sweet Chicken
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Ice Pirates was the best! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-me2inj1nNw

 

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 11:42 | 3620354 the grateful un...
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Three blind mice. Three blind mice.
See how they run [their ponzi schemes]. See how they run [work in teams]
They all ran after the farmer's wife,
[threatening martial law, tanks in the street and economic strife]
Who [should have] cut off their [heads] tails with a carving knife,
Did you ever see such a sight in your life, [not yet]
As three blind mice?
Mon, 06/03/2013 - 15:08 | 3621010 Boris Alatovkrap
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Remember to shave rat before put on rotisserie!

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 23:34 | 3622582 Boris Alatovkrap
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A-ha! Now Boris is knowing of who is down arrow! It is rat!

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