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Submitted by williambanzai7 on 06/05/2013 11:27 -0400

This band has been big for a spell

But lately they're starting to smell

They need a new hit

And this could be it

They're calling it, "Stairway To Hell"

The Limerick King

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Wed, 06/05/2013 - 15:16 | 3627258 blindfaith

That esplains halot. Two Perzidents dun Higher a guy who can spezel but caint do no phyzerfing wit numbers.

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 15:12 | 3627203 blindfaith

OOOOOOOh My GOD, he from the Acme bible belt of South Carolina, an area where you ain't gonne tell nuthin, cuzz they ain't gonna listen.

If the paper had added the apostrophe, it would have run into the next collumn and inflated the story with empty space.

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 14:03 | 3626967 Pinto Currency

Benj likes the words "despotism and behemoth".

He certainly has gravitated to the right place.

(p.s. the newspaper could use some editing help).

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 11:40 | 3626430 williambanzai7

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 15:08 | 3627233 Joke Heros

Flabulous

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 14:34 | 3627095 MrBoompi

LOL that pic made me "fall right outta bed"

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 14:10 | 3626997 Seeking Beta

BAHAHAHA!

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 13:36 | 3626868 otto skorzeny

What a pig- the lies these whores will tell to stay in the inner circle.

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 14:50 | 3627166 blindfaith

cum'on, she is photo-shopped, Maria can't have gotten so unattractive in just ten years (since I watched the cheerleader show, staring Mr. HAIR, what'is name).

She looks quite inflated, sorta like the stockmarket and the dollar.

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 15:01 | 3627206 mofreedom

joe, or mark. they both haved nice hair.

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 15:06 | 3627224 blindfaith

yea...joe...him, the snotty one who always waited until the 'guest' left before he put him down with snide comments. Such bravery, waiting until the guest left the stage.

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 15:12 | 3627244 mofreedom

coward maybe, but was he right, really i can't remember, i quit watching them all many moons ago. still gotta love rick though. mark, seemed like a decent human being.

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 11:59 | 3626481 Stud Duck