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DONUT DAY 2013

 

 

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PLEASE STANDBY
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This pattern is not just a test

Our freedoms are being suppressed

Will people stand by

As liberties die?

Prepare for some social unrest...

The Limerick King

 

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DIRECTORY ASSISTANCE
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THIS CREEP LIKES DATA

 

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PERSONS OF INTEREST

 

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PERSONS OF INTEREST (v2)

 

 

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DATA BRO

WB7

So what is so surprising about all of this data hoarding bullsheet?

Not much if you proudly count yourself one of the fringe low brow morons who hang around financial survivalist blogs like Zero Hedge.

Suddenly, the MSM is shocked, shocked, schlocked.

Of course, the Congress is not shocked. Do you remember your Congressman asking you if it is OK for them to hoard all your phone records and internet data? You might want to call him up and remind him of this and tell him to shove it up his Clapper (don't worry, Claptrap will be listening).

Meanwhile James Claptrap, Obombos Intelligence Tzar, says the NSA's big data snorting is an essential tool for monitoring foreign threats.

Excuse me Mr Claptrap, how many trillions has the country spent so that two disco morons armed with pressure cookers can slip through the data dragnet despite the fact that several foreign intelligence agencies provided specific warnings? Apparently they were too busy trying to hire disco moron No 1 instead of trying to avert his twisted pressure cooker plot (or was that actually part of the larger plot?).

The problem is not the lack of information as they would like us to believe. The problem is the same problem as last time around. Stupidity, bureaucratic infighting and reckless negligence.

How many trillions have been spent so we can learn that the same basic problem (Condi-nesia) as last time around has not been corrected?

Oh no, the answer to feckless government waste and surveillance bureaucracy is more domestic spying and civilian data mining.

In fact, that is just what the Bilderboogers are busy Googling over in Watford as you Amazon this.

Once again, you know what Lady Liberty says...

Shove that fucking data donut up your Google Professor Potus!

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FREEDOM FONE (v2)

 

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Mon, 06/10/2013 - 22:32 | 3644707 ShakaZulu
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Persons of interest.  If I hadn't lived to see this day I wouldn't have believed it!  What Would Norman Rockwell Do?  WB7 is the new illustrator of American Culture!

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 00:23 | 3636482 monad
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Before there was WB7, there was... these guys

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 00:28 | 3636489 monad
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Which became... this

You uptight spooks need to get stoned more. I was once an uptight spook...

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 21:38 | 3636060 PT
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Like I mentioned somewhere before.  Those with assets worth stealing will be declared to be 'terrrrsts', and their assets 'confiscated'.  The drones will follow you back to your guns and gold stash, to be taken by the authorities when you are not there.  Yes, paranoia is a part-time hobby of mine.

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 21:47 | 3636091 PT
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P.S.  I hear the DHS has 2 billion rounds stored away somewhere.  I think the taxpaying citizens should know where and how these rounds are stored - all in the name of transparency, openness and accountability of course.  Just to prove that the govt did use the money to buy them, and they are still there and they didn't get 'lost' over a border or something.  I hear your govt can be quite clumsy like that sometimes.

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 20:58 | 3635970 tom a taxpayer
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Next official announcement will be "Problem corrected. It was just a couple of rouge employees in Utah."

http://www.businessinsider.com/pictures-of-the-nsas-utah-data-center-201...

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 20:34 | 3635878 nmewn
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I'm becoming a little concerned about Shannon Rogers Guess Richardson's state of mind.

Maybe Big Sis should tap her phone ;-)

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 19:12 | 3635627 Hobbleknee
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Banzai, these are some of your best ones ever.  Thanks :D

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 17:52 | 3635428 WTFUD
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The sickest thing i feel about all of this is that 99% of us on here would drop everything and rush to the aid of 'anyone' in distress yet the very donuts who we look out for would cross over the fucking road. what is the fucking point here?
Regarding the sport and uk leisure armchair supporters agreed, although if you were to take a closer look those stadia are only 20/50% full which means as soon as the cash for sky disappears you might see some lard asses making an effort.

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 17:01 | 3635265 blindman
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prism, the problem is their prism is covered in the feces
of their bias and poor mental health or paranoid
schizophrenic abuser mental make up, and they know it.
the torment will prove to be insufferable and too
painful even for the hardened post modern Nazi fascists.
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"everyone is a suspect here in freedom town."
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do the math on the contacts, there are no more citizens
or human beings, only suspects. suspected of what?
doesn't matter , we are all suspects, perhaps guilty of
thinking clearly? sounds like a crime or potential threat
to the homeland, whatever that is?
your babies must be trained to kill on command,
call it obedience to elite desire.
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how does a nation of immigrants and criminal genocidists
claim a homeland? or a father/motherland?
these psychopathic and homicidal brats all left their motherland
or more likely were kicked out because of their familial murderous
tendencies and general bad humor and anti social temperament.
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truly the scum of the earth with a superiority god complex.
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homeland? shove it up where the moon don't shine
and then top yourself in the name of national security.
we'll have a parade and drink beer in your honor!
and have a nice day.
even the watchers are suspects ! and the watchers of the watchers
are the terrorists ! how does this work out well?
it doesn't. it ends ugly but at least it will end because it
is entirely self destructive and a suicidal mind set from the paranoid
word go.
the watchers, the watchers have watchers and these are watched
by the ultimate terrorist, god. deeply weird and post modern
paranoia, rooted in the beginning of the known articulation
of man. revelations resume .......
it won't be long and wal-mart will be having sales on suicide kits,
the human mind and spirit was not made to tolerate this much
official insane horse/human-shit.

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 17:37 | 3635389 blindman
Fri, 06/07/2013 - 17:33 | 3635378 S5936
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Yep, I think you nailed it.
I'm long suicide kits

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 16:45 | 3635211 ALANBEEKMAN
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With all these scandals du jour, I am now starting to realize that the REAL news is being withheld from us and is playing out under the cover.  Not exactly sure what is being hidden but I am convinced these "crisis-of-the-moment" alerts hitting the airwaves are not the real story. IMHO

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 16:37 | 3635187 Lmo Mutton
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I KNEW HE WAS A CROSS DRESSER!!!!

The mustache gave him away.

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 16:12 | 3635094 Whatta
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Will people stand by

As liberties die?

Prepare for some social unrest..

Why the eff in almost every other aprt of the world are the people willing to take to the streets and protest, yet here *yawn* at most we get an outraged internet for a day or two and little more.

The only social unrest will come if and when they try and take our ENTITLEMENTS away. Take our guns...many would give in, but take our freeshit - NO WAY BITCHEZ!

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 18:06 | 3635213 ThisIsBob
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Will people stand by as liberties die?

JQC, the people have been standing by since George III, under whom there was substantialy more liberty in this land than there is now.

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 16:45 | 3635212 smacker
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It may seem like the US is alone in having a passive population that takes all this government sh1t.

But trust me, that isn't so. The UK is no better and most European nations are little better. The demos and riots we see occasionally in Madrid and elsewhere are the exception, not the rule. Seemingly, the only places where they take to the streets are in the M/E where many people have little left to lose.

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 16:37 | 3635159 williambanzai7
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I think it's the sports and entertainment industries thar serve as an activist lobotomy.

People hold the hope out that they can be sports athletes or idol stars or social media billionaires. I know this sounds ridiculous. But think about the success fantasies generated in the media. Meanwhile burger flipping or waiting tables becomes the placeholder, particularly for those buried in school debts.

And it is really just the Moslem and SEA countries where these public unrest scenarios really build their own momentum. In Europe I think you are seeing weekend warriors. You don't see anyone really going out to tear the place apart. I could be wrong but that is my impression.

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 17:20 | 3635331 Angus McHugepenis
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WB7: Your observations are NOT wrong. I wrote a post a few days ago about some rules rioters should follow... like not wearing flip-flops and beach wear to a fucking riot!

Anyway, I agree that all these rioters are merely weekend warriors (in beach wear). I really can't conjure up any support for them no matter how hard I try. They are not anything close to changing ANYTHING (yes, I'm fucking YELLING!!).

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 16:41 | 3635196 F. Bastiat
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Ditched my cable service and got rid of my TV in 2006; one of the best decisions I've made.

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 20:04 | 3635771 VelvetHog
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I shit canned the TUBE in 1987.  Literally have never missed it.

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 15:59 | 3635046 Quicksilver Will
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You should do a 360 view of the doughnut, to show the Chinese backdoor.

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 15:34 | 3634942 OneTinSoldier66
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Funny stuff! Well, sad but funny...

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 15:20 | 3634895 crzyhun
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“But it was alright, everything was alright, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Administration.” GO 1984

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 14:40 | 3634745 rosiescenario
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Great stuff.....that doughnut is amazing, WB.

 

I sent your "Be Mein" art work around to several of my friends, 1/2 of whom did not understand it. Tells me about 1/2 the folks really are not on top of what is happening....they have tuned it out.

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 15:07 | 3634839 noob
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yup...  Deek Jackson
TURN ON - TUNE IN - FUNK IT ALL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKh-Rh5pHRg

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 15:04 | 3634831 williambanzai7
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It's only gonna get worse. Pretty soon we are going to see college courses taught on twitter.

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 14:34 | 3634712 ndetmer
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Getting Long 1984

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 14:31 | 3634694 the grateful un...
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love Le Voyeur, though i think a beautiful Banzai girl thoroughly annotated in binary code would be more appropriate. like to play with the homonyms, dada and data. dont' spy on my dada. my private dada. dada is not information.

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 14:57 | 3634810 williambanzai7
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BANZAI7 DATA FEED

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 19:42 | 3635700 kchrisc
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Hey, that's my wife!

Dear listening intelligence services,
Please watch my webcam tonight and tell me if that is a sore or a blister on my penis.
Thanks, and cold regards.

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 15:16 | 3634882 noob
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Mr. Limerick King & Mr. WilliamBanzai7 ,,, U 2 b awe+ ...   
FEED ME SEYMORE - LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7SkrYF8lCU

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 07:02 | 3634546 news printer
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@WilliamBanzai7

George Carlin 1988

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hm7D2Ms_zc            only 6 minutes

and

Francois Hollande Mistakes China For Japan, And Other Gaffes By European Leaders

In a reference to a hostage situation in Algeria in January of this year, in which 10 Japanese people were killed, Hollande expressed  “the condolences of the French people to the Chinese people.”

http://www.ibtimes.com/francois-hollande-mistakes-china-japan-other-gaff...

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 13:55 | 3634533 WTFUD
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It is a great fucking tragedy that slimey scumbag pieces of SHITE like geithner obama krugman dimon buffet blankfein murdoch roubini bernanke the keystone kochs & ARSEWIPE FOLLOWERS manage to float to the top of the POOL.
MAY THE ABOVE AND THEIR SPAWN ROAST IN HELL ALONG WITH PAYMASTER GENERAL ROTHSCHILD(S).
DO NOT REST IN PEACE!

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 13:47 | 3634487 stant
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the whole bunch are south park characters saying "i do what i want!!"

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 13:26 | 3634381 world_debt_slave
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from debt bro to data bro

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 13:10 | 3634275 SILVERGEDDON
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Old Mother Hubbard,

Went to the cupboard,

To talk on the telephone.

But, when she bent over,

Old man Clapper drove her,

' Cause Clapper had a phone of his own !

Another American nursery rhyme, co - opted, and ending badly, compliments of the POTB.......................... 

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 13:16 | 3634270 machineh
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Morse code ... UP YOURS PIGS!

For all their data-sucking sophistication, Morse code prolly would go right past these incompetent, Keystone Kop retards, whose only qualifications for their job are a badge and a shriveled dick.

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 18:50 | 3635582 Joe Sixpack
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When the system bursts into flames, smoke signals become appropriate.

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 13:08 | 3634264 Uncle Remus
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'shove it up your Google!'

Is that sung to Limp Bizkit "Nookie"?

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 13:07 | 3634255 kchrisc
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Let's see what does one use all of this "data" for?!

To populate the camps of course.

Dear listening NSA, CIA, FBI, etc., please regard this as a formal request for a camp in Appalachia, as I have always wanted to see what coal mining was all about. Thanks and cold regards.

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 13:00 | 3634231 the grateful un...
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One Ringy Dingy...

 

seriously if you don't have any rights to your own DNA code, what have you got?

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 17:50 | 3635394 Kiss My Iceland...
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You forgot the "snort" at the end.

 

Oops ! We just lost Peoria ...

 

And just remember. "We don't care. " We don't have to ! We're the US Government !

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 15:09 | 3634850 monad
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a motive

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 14:52 | 3634795 noob
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nice, Mr. WilliamBanzai7...
One RingyDingy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9e3dTOJi0o

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 14:33 | 3634710 Rustysilver
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You don't have the right to you own DNA because the 9 lawyer corporate law firm in DC (a/k/a Supreme Court) said so.

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 13:04 | 3634242 Uncle Remus
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One clicky clicky...

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 12:49 | 3634188 IPA
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They don't care if we have a place to make fun of and show our disapproval of, but they need to watch us to make sure no one actually intends to do something about it. 

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 15:39 | 3634956 putaipan
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i'm STILL looking for the harvard law review article , pre 2001, that strongly suggested coorporate satire be defined and prosicuted as "terrorism". dissappeared from the 'way-back' machine. any help?

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 13:53 | 3634335 angel_of_joy
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That's actually incorrect.

"Making fun" of something or somebody is a very efficient way, in the long run, of destroying its authority (be it legal, moral, or whatever).

WB7 is damn right.

"Destroy the image and you will break the enemy"

It worked in USSR, it works in EUSSR as we speak, it will work in USSA for sure...

There is hope, but you do need a sense of humour !

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