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Sun, 06/09/2013 - 14:15 | 3639399 OneTinSoldier66
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His statement to an anxious American on September 18, 1787 in Philadelphia, in response to her question regarding what form of government the people could expect, seemed pessimistic in tone: "A republic if you can keep it.

 

You see he already knew there was a problem, hence... "if"

 

Franklin already knew that Government was not the solution to all the worlds problems. Sure, freedom doesn't come for free, but does it come from Government, or a piece of paper written by guys that died hundreds of years ago?

 

How about from a voting booth or a mail-in ballot? Is that where freedom comes from?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 13:42 | 3639322 Walt D.
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"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."  Benjamin Franklin said the nearly 250 years ago - can't say we we not warned.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 13:38 | 3639312 williambanzai7
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TOTALITARIANISM 2.0

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 15:49 | 3639571 machineh
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This is excellent: Obugger among his political peers.

Since Obutthole has been credibly called the Antichrist, a scene of the drone laureate flogging Jesus would be edifying as well:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qa12tvOTQx8

I read all about the scourging and the crowning with thorns.

I could viddy myself helping in, and even taking charge of the tolchoking and the nailing in ... being dressed in the height of Roman fashion.

Hail Caesar Hussein!

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 12:11 | 3639151 Long-John-Silver
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Your mission Mr. Phelps is to find a replacement for Silver in medical and electronic products.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 13:11 | 3639259 MeelionDollerBogus
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electronic products: carbon / graphene nanotubes.

Done 'n' done.

Medical: not so fast :D

 

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 11:47 | 3639104 ebworthen
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"Your Mission Mister Phelps:  Make a sane rational place of the United States that honors The Constitution and The Bill of Rights and enforces the Rule of Law.  This message will self-destruct in five seconds (except at the NSA)."

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 11:59 | 3639128 optimator
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"Sorry, for the first time in my life I refuse to except the mission as it is impossible."

The only guy in the photo that's smiling, almost laughing is McCain.  At nothing.  We all know what happens to people that laugh at nothing, don't we?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 11:12 | 3639024 williambanzai7
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OBEY OBOZO

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 15:39 | 3639556 machineh
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Obugger -- global phone tapper extraordinaire and baron of the bathhouse -- has taken over from Obozo.

Sign up for Obuggercare today, and get a free digital rectal exam!

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 11:46 | 3639100 Careless Whisper
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Isn't he taking orders from global central bankers/military industrial complex?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 11:08 | 3639011 williambanzai7
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FISC

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 10:58 | 3638999 mofreedom
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mission:  destroy and remold.  i wish I werr FREE.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 10:24 | 3638945 Bugsquasher
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More than anything else these douchnozzles fear the public coming to a "Road to Damascus Momment".  I remember my father (as conservative and die hard a Republican as there ever was) sitting down at the breakfast table one morning in July of 1974. He then pronounced out of nowhere "I've about had enough of Richard Nixion."  I knew at that momment Nixon would be gone in short order.

One can only hope that a lot of so-called Democrats are haveing the same revelation.

I'm going to be spending the next week with a friend in DC whose wife works full time in the White House.  Should be very interesting!

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 11:05 | 3639006 booboo
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I would say a strip search and anal probe isin order prior to inviting him in to the abode, tell him if he has nothing to hide he won't mind a three finger sphincter swipe.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 10:00 | 3638911 nmewn
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Awesome, simply awesome.

I'm glad you're on our side ;-)

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 10:55 | 3638995 i-dog
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Damn. I thought he was on our side. Oh, well.....

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 11:02 | 3639001 nmewn
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lol...he's always been on our side.

Just like you and I, we may not agree on everything (and thats fine) just as long as we agree on the important things.

Now, I'm going to do some target practice...with a bow ;-)

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 11:29 | 3639063 TheFourthStooge-ing
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lol...he's always been on our side.

Just like you and I, we may not agree on everything (and thats fine) just as long as we agree on the important things.

Good point.

There are people commenting here with whom I've had honest (and occasionally strong) disagreements on some issues. Nevertheless, they get the big picture. I would welcome them as neighbors and, in a SHTF scenario, invite them into the Shempistan compound and hand them a rifle.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 11:41 | 3639071 williambanzai7
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When you walk into a bar everyone is having a good time and in a good mood, only an asshole wants to start a fight over politics. Better to have a beer and look for common ground. ;-)

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 13:56 | 3639352 OneTinSoldier66
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Fact is stranger than fiction. This was built, and rolls on out, in a state where legislation was passed to allow Gold and Silver as legal tender. Not that I put much stock in politicians that pass legislastion mind you.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 09:52 | 3638899 Wakanda
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Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to heal the inner wounds that torment you and learn to live joyfully in the moment.  : - )

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 09:44 | 3638886 andrewp111
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Your mission Mr. Phelps is to identify dangerous Conservatives so the IRS, EPA, FBI, DOJ, DOL, SEC, FCC, and FTC can go after them.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 13:21 | 3639275 MeelionDollerBogus
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There are no real conservatives or liberals.

There are only banksters and slaves.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 13:33 | 3639301 the grateful un...
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middle management and upper management

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 12:08 | 3639135 optimator
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You forgot the SRO (Strategic Reconnaissance office).  I remember back when it was so secret the press couldn't even mention the name.  Or, was I thinking of the National Reconnaissance Office Office of Strategic Communications?  So many of these so they should combine them all under one roof.  I thought that's what they did in 1947 when the put them all into the CIA.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 13:35 | 3639303 the grateful un...
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thats when the CIA embedded itself in all of them, which is what happened in Benghazi

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 09:43 | 3638883 Mototard at Large
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Y400

Does this infer it costs 400 Yen to see the movie or is the Yen headed to 400 to the USD?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 06:54 | 3638749 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Is that Jeff Macke ?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 12:30 | 3639120 ebworthen
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I was trying to remember that face! I think you got it! 

One of the ultimate on-air moments of awakening, of realizing you are trapped in a situation that makes no sense, that everyone around you believes in.  Trapped in a funhouse hall of mirrors!

Oddly (or not so oddly) the video is often listed as "mental illness" or "losing it" versus WAKING UP!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79HLnTPxMho

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 16:26 | 3639700 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Made MSM extremely uncomfortable ...

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 06:22 | 3638727 bank guy in Brussels
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William Banzai 7, magnificent

Great artist of our time

Hopefully the forces of resistance will win in the end, so your work is not 'erased' from history by future NSA - Google Inc

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 06:28 | 3638731 Bearwagon
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Can't happen. As all other great artist he does not so much describe erasable history, but lays out traces, which can be followed by anyone, in a dreaming way ... they will persist.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 08:15 | 3638795 williambanzai7
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Luckily there are a few who are building print portfolios and I am not just referring to the ones I offer. Of course they are not signed by the artist. ;-)

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 09:18 | 3638863 cifo
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I am wondering what prints the NSA uses to decorate their walls.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 15:31 | 3639547 machineh
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Prints the National Socialist Agency uses to decorate and motivate?

Right here, komrad:

http://www.bytwerk.com/gpa/posters2.htm

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 16:05 | 3639623 BigJim
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That is some creepy sh!t 

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 11:09 | 3639014 Zero Govt
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fun on a Sunday ...chucklefest WB7  :)))

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 05:48 | 3638713 Bearwagon
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Good as always, but I miss one of those objective lenses you used occasionally. They were even more scary than this eye ...   ;-)

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 05:41 | 3638708 williambanzai7
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MICRO SNOOP

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 16:07 | 3639630 BigJim
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I love these logo 'corrections' William.

Keep up the good work! 

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 13:48 | 3639333 the grateful un...
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wonder how the pro-democracy movement in China is going?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 11:19 | 3639033 ptoemmes
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Some of your best...picture worth a thousand words and all that.

Your mission is not to let Yahoo off the hook ;-)

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 11:37 | 3639080 williambanzai7
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I know what I'm going to do with that one and its worth the wait.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 10:08 | 3638921 WillyGroper
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Obviously, your creativity knows no bounds. Sheer genius!

I can't help but think that a Tee w/a Lady Liberty-noose, these logo's floating around her & of course your link emblazoned for the purchase minded, would work wonders to awaken. 

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 05:41 | 3638707 williambanzai7
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FACESPOOK

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 05:40 | 3638706 williambanzai7
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NSA INSIDE

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 13:42 | 3639321 Urban Redneck
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This will make great wallpaper for my laptop- Thanks

(But it is going to create some interesting issues for me at foreign embassies and government installations)

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 12:54 | 3639232 Race Car Driver
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Remember when in very recent history, NSA officially didn't exist - unofficially, it was known as 'No Such Agency'.

How fast things change - and are changing.

 

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