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MiSSioN IMPoSSiBLe 2013 [Open Caption]

Submitted by williambanzai7 on 06/08/2013 23:58 -0400

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Sun, 06/09/2013 - 05:39 | 3638704 williambanzai7

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 10:48 | 3638984 New_Meat

WB7, u da bomb!

It is worth checking into all of the mandated cybersecurity "Audits" that are going on. Basically, the "Audit" reveals all of the detailed information of the "critical facility" to the _authorities.

- Ned

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 11:16 | 3639030 economics9698

This shit is addicting Banzai.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 11:42 | 3639093 Careless Whisper

... rhymes with GISM

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 15:52 | 3639557 Supernova Born

Mr. Banzai smoked 'em like a cheap cigar with that one.I know it will be a personal favorite when the words "visual combat" are the first thing that pops in my head.

Google written with eyeballs? (like like that marijuana artist with the eyeballs with feet from the 70's?)

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 01:35 | 3638613 williambanzai7

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 11:10 | 3639018 Miss Expectations

He has the ears of a retard. See here:

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=small+low+ears+retarded&FORM=HDRSC2#...

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 09:11 | 3638854 TheFourthStooge-ing

"...your mission, should you choose to accept it: divert the attention of the public, keeping it cowered and divided it against itself using hot-button wedge issues and fear of terrorism, push for war as the solution to every problem, funnel all available money to "defense" and "homeland security" conglomerates, clear all obstacles from the path of the Wall Street/City of London financial fraud industry, and facilitate the draining of the blood of the US until it is a lifeless, dried out husk.

This nation will self-destruct in ten seconds."

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 13:45 | 3639326 the grateful un...

Marry Poppins the grifter, Superfraudulistic Exponzischemeatrocious.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 11:07 | 3639009 alphamentalist

"clear all obstacles from the path of the Wall Street/City of London financial fraud industry"...is a popular narrative here. i don't think it is true, though. dodd frank? endless QE crushing most vol and spreads? preventing a re-set that people would have bought from the bottom? instead we have a suspicious retail investor class that has largely sat out the last 5 years. and the aforementioned points have gutted the staffs--and thereby the real long-term profit generating abilities--of all of the banks. the DingleBarry stance towards financial firms is definitely antagonistic. hell, much of what the DC crew has done has shifted the blame for DC malfeasance, foreign FX shenanigans, and US consumer stupidity (all causes of the credit bubble/crash) to the bankers.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 11:56 | 3639124 TheFourthStooge-ing

"clear all obstacles from the path of the Wall Street/City of London financial fraud industry"...is a popular narrative here. i don't think it is true, though.

This should be good...

dodd frank?

Written by those it ostensibly regulates, with loopholes in which the Grand Canyon could be hidden.

endless QE crushing most vol and spreads?

Working as intended. Low volume corresponds to easy manipulation.

preventing a re-set that people would have bought from the bottom?

Preventing a reset which would have revealed the TBTF financial institutions as the bankrupt paper houses that they are and exposed the criminality which permeates them to the core.

instead we have a suspicious retail investor class that has largely sat out the last 5 years.

...or that has seen the rigged game for what it is and bailed out completely, trading their clownbux and paper promises for tangible assets.

and the aforementioned points have gutted the staffs--and thereby the real long-term profit generating abilities--of all of the banks.

The banks retained their lobbyists and legal departments, which write the laws passed by congress. The gutted staffs have come from money losing operations like accounting, auditing, compliance, and customer service.

the DingleBarry stance towards financial firms is definitely antagonistic.

The stance is irrelevant. The DingleBerry dance, though, is to the tune called by the bankers.

hell, much of what the DC crew has done has shifted the blame for DC malfeasance, foreign FX shenanigans, and US consumer stupidity (all causes of the credit bubble/crash) to the bankers.

The DC crew follows instructions from those who own them. Nothing more, nothing less.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 14:01 | 3639369 BigJim

Indeed!

much of what the DC crew has done has shifted the blame for DC malfeasance, foreign FX shenanigans, and US consumer stupidity (all causes of the credit bubble/crash) to the bankers.

Politically, the bankers may have got the blame, but financially they didn't take the loss, and that's all they care about.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 09:55 | 3638907 jimijon

America is waking up. More and more are awakening and also rediscovering our history. Ironically, the history they used to promote of Liberty and Justice is coming back to bite them in a big way. Because we were taught to respect our constitution and our independance from the families and crowns, and how we could never become communist or fascist, our awakening wants it back. Our jungian memory wants independance and freedom. They can't take the guns, internet, and memory from us. They have lost, and America will rise and burst forth again. Maybe with a new socialocracy to go along with all our other inventions and creations.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 10:01 | 3638914 i-dog