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Sun, 06/09/2013 - 06:05 | 3638716 Tommy Gunn
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Banzai, don't let it go to your head... But I really love that monkey. Thank you for your contributions.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 08:05 | 3638785 williambanzai7
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I didn't do the original monkey. I was getting ready to put headphones on a monkey and I found this one. I dont know who did it. But I did reprocess the texture, resolution and color and I turned it into something more than just another funny monkey picture. it would look good on a wall. ;-)

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 05:28 | 3638691 Disenchanted
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Scientia Est Potentia...bitchez

Total Information Awareness 

 

Two quotes from that second link:

 

Mission(IAO)

The IAO's stated mission is to gather as much information as possible about everyone in a centralized location for easy perusal by the United States government, including Internet activity, credit card purchase histories, airline ticket purchases, car rentals, medical records, educational transcripts, driver's licenses, utility bills, tax returns, and any other available data. In essence, the goal of the IAO is to be able to recreate a life history of thoughts and movements for any individual on the planet on demand, which the Bush administration deems necessary to counter the threat of terrorism. Critics claim the very existence of the IAO completely disregards the concept of individual privacy and liberties and is far too invasive and prone to abuse.

 

and:

 

Reuters has obtained a Congressional report that shows nine months after Congress shut down the controversial Pentagon computer-surveillance program called Total Information Awareness, the U.S. government continues to comb private records and databases to sniff out suspicious activity. Peter Swire, who served as the Clinton administration's top official said "I believe that Total Information Awareness is continuing under other names."—reported by Democracy Now!, June 3, 2004.

 

No shit Sherlock Swire.


NSA Documents on Cryptome 1996-2006 (some of the links there are dead)

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 23:01 | 3638436 fireant
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State facism is all the rages

Barry, the IRS & NSA are on the same pages

Your email they'll steal

and like piglets we squeal

surely they are coprophages

 

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 22:18 | 3638335 Lmo Mutton
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All ur data are belong to us

FU NSA

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 22:46 | 3638258 Palladin
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If you want to see how the NSA hides in plain site, put this into Google Maps: Menwith Hill, Harrogate, United Kingdom  and then select the Satellite view

Zoom in on the intersection of Menwith Hill Rd. and Road B6451.

Zoom in a little more to Main Street and you will see a myriad of golf ball shaped objects. Those are Radomes, and there are lots of them. That's the NSA and Britan hard at work monitoring communications throughout Europe and the world.

And they make no attempt to hide it. And I'm guessing most people haven't even heard about this installation.

I'm betting that

And who do you think is instrumental in the operation of this facility. Our friends at Lockheed. And this installation has been in operation for over 20 years.

More information on Wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menwith_Hill

And even more here:

www.natowatch.org/sites/default/files/liftingthelid.pdf

 

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 20:33 | 3638095 WTFUD
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My partner had me kidnapped and bundled into the back of a car telling me it was for my own good! Hadn't even finished my drink!

I crudely asked my last blind date if i could have "direct access" to her pussy. She replied, you can gain access but not until after at least 30 minutes of foreplay.

'PRISM' i'm just happy anyone cares to listen to me.

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 17:22 | 3637801 disabledvet
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Again..."tip of the iceberg" folks. Using Israel as the "slave drive" is not a surprise either. good luck discovering the data sharing arrangements of course. Needless to say "this isn't a game for the rest of us." having said I'm not sure "how all this gets paid for" should it fail...and this thing seems far from fool proof to me.

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 21:01 | 3638131 IamtheREALmario
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Why does the US REALLY have trillion dollar deficits?

NSA, TSA, CIA, FBI, State Departnment, Drones, Bribes, Mercenaries/contrsctors, Rendition, Billions of rounds of ammo ... and that is only the tip of the iceberg of the psychopathic stuff that destabilizes the planet and turn the whole thing into a war zone. Creating immorl and unthical wars for private profit can be expensive for a government.

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 23:24 | 3638476 cynicalskeptic
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The costs of empire eventually bankrupted Rome - and their costs were FAR lower.  No billion dinarius flying chariots back then.

Maybe that's why the US Empire has lasted for a far shorter time before its collapse.

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 16:53 | 3637737 blindman
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official intelligence is all about spending
other people's fiat money to discover what everyone
already knows for the purpose of protecting
that which is indefensible.
.
go figure.

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 20:52 | 3638119 Alexandre Stavisky
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Corruption of institutions and insertion of the manchurian candidates in the high office of Executive and Justice was to be named B'rock Holder but that just didn't sound august enough, so it was settled on Project Breaking Bad.  Now with the universal blanket spying through Project stellar wind they have combined the two.

Super secret Double Encrypted Kill on sight all non-authorized Uber-classifed Globally unifying spooky project Breaking Bad Stellar Wind.

Silent and deadly gameplay.  Everyone gets a T-shirt and badhaircut.  Bring air freshener for the ride back home.

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 17:11 | 3637782 williambanzai7
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You are right, it is one big business model that involves spooking and droning.

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 18:56 | 3637942 blindman
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I thought so. it is a self referential and
self justifying structural mandate thing.
" we have no other options. ?"
the culprit becomes the abstract, go try and prosecute
that.
of course introspection and insight are forbidden.
if you ever went to court you find and are told, right away,
the court doesn't do that, next motion.
it is an obvious crime scene.

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 20:19 | 3638075 disabledvet
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even in knowing it exists doesn't mean "it" exists. you have to have the FISA Court case load itself come out...and that's just for starters. i mean i don't even know where to begin this so off the charts. your only hope is a Truth and Reconciliation Commission because this thing has been bi-partisan in implementation for so long. It will shock the public and the world once they realize the depth and breadth of the the thing...which is why i'm still pretty pessimistic anything will come of it. Far easier to just "let is all play out" like a TV show than ever let what has been going on for some time now be somehow..."consciencable."

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 17:12 | 3637706 Boxed Merlot
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They are playing a game.  They are playing at not playing a game.  If I show them I see they are I shall break the rules and they shall punish me.  I must play their game, of not seeing I see the game...

  

 

Obama is just the latest and currently most visible practitioner of taqiyya and kitman. 

 This act of religious concealment has been around for thousands of years but since the 7th century adherents of allah have codified the practice and have refined it into a religious art form. 

It could be argued the apostle Peter used the technique the night of Jesus' trial and he subsequently became sick of his act and wished he had not done so.  The reformer Martin Luther could’ve just as easily done so too but he instead claimed conscience and “evident reason” were more important than the practice.

“Christianity” by and large frowns on the practice and those that engage in it are more inclined to repent than devote themselves to ever increasing methods of obfuscation and deceit.

“What is truth?” -  Pilate

 

    

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 16:26 | 3637679 TheMerryPrankster
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wILLIAM CAN you replace Obama's rather gigantic ears with a pair of NSA domed listening antenni?

Another nice one would be obama pissing on the flag with the caption

TCP/ I pee

(on you)

its for the tech geeks....

packet sniffers and all that.

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 15:53 | 3637595 q99x2
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Tremendous turning against the FEDs at this point. Makes me think the monkeys (Obama, Holder, McCain, Graham, Feinstein, Schumer etc) were all set up to commit treason against the US and then to get taken down for it..

Punk McCain and Graham next. Punk McCain and Graham next. Long live the revolution.

And...more likely than not, the technology corporations are behind the take down.

Here's why. The scientists and technologists are very aware of the power of open source and the ability for tech to transform the primitive age of oligarchs into the next stage of human existence. They probably see the old bankster methods of doing things as grossly obsolete and dangerous. They are as some of the most powerful corporations in a position to take down the old and bring about a new age of enlightenment. They have good reason to join allegiance with the people of the world against the oilygarchs and banksters.

Punk Feinstein, Punk Schumer. Punk Bernanke, Punk Dimon, Punk Loyd fuckin Blankfein.

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 16:21 | 3637676 TheMerryPrankster
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I think what we are seeing is a public fight between the CIA and the NSA.

the cia own the media - literally they hav,e agents or assets in all newsrooms. They also have acquired several corporations like ABC,Disney etc. do a little googling if you doubt it.

so why would the CIA media leak the NSA's big secret? PRISM must have been collecting data on the CIA, so the CIA had to piss all over it and fast. IF what the CIA has been up to over the last 65 odd years ever came to light it would be a pale shadow of this surviellance fiasco.

The CIA is very worried about something and so it leaked PRISM to the Guardian and then it echoed it over its vast MSM empire.

And Obama is just a tool in the middle that will get hung out to dry and the CIA will never have a hint of implication in this political suicide.

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 14:57 | 3637478 LuchadorChumba
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Mi luchador Sun Tzu Flung Poo says defeat su enemia without engaging in battle.  Both Sun Tzu and Hegel Bagel luchadors decided to team up for a serious tagteam experience on the public, uh, I mean the audience.

Si, I finally decided to allow the multitudes know that muy feo me is listening to them all the time…so better watch out and feel some real muy fuerte FEAR!! Aye aye aye, better not discuss your dilemma, I might just be eavesdropping! I want the ringside audience to piss their pantalones.

Tell you a secret… shhhh, our algorhythms suck and we are not omnipotent, omniscient, or omnivorous. We want to believe we are, but we’d rather have YOU believe. We talk about how the loose anagram of NAZI has a great acronym and how their 'itchy-lon' listens in to everything you say, we have backdoors into all your computers, tracking devices on your phones, convex lens detectors that allow us to see what you are looking or aiming at, and soon to announce implants that should really make you shiver. We know that our grande muscles, no matter how we market them, are also our weaknesses. That’s the offensive jockstrap that you smell. Do you feel it tightening around su cabesa, your head as you read? We know that most the dummies know that we have this capability. It’s not a secret. We know, that if you had the right DNA, you’d automatically consider feeding us a ton of horseshit , cangada – then, we wouldn’t know what to do (like some of you did in the Vietnam debacle when you registered fake draftees). But no, what a disappointment you’ve been. We’re not even entertained anymore. All we have to do is make it inconvenient for you to resist, and oye, you show us your exposed estomago. We know you hate inconvenience. Chinga! You could walk away from the ring on your cloven hoofs today!

Viva El Luchador!

 

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 02:47 | 3638652 WAMO556
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.???QUE.??

Puto!

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 06:15 | 3638720 i-dog
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The [salient*] message is obviously way over your head. Best you crawl back under your bed and hide from the muzzies...and the gubbmint....

 

* you might need to google that word

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 13:49 | 3637301 ebworthen
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The Beatles "The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill" came to mind when thinking about these NSA types:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwby-XvzpH8

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 13:08 | 3637226 toadold
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The Ides of August: After the market crash and the nuclear EMP burst over California:

" It was anounced that President Obama had been attacked by a group of Senators, stock brokers, and  bankers weidling plastic sporks. One attacker was heard to yell after they took him away, "Taste like chicken."

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 12:49 | 3637200 Muroluvmi
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NSA launched a new website where one can search all of their online content in one convenient location.  The NSA even takes care of removing any dangerous content, absolutely free, for your own safety.  They call it Prism Search.  Government working for you.

 

http://edfriendly.blogspot.com/2013/06/prism-search.html

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 12:50 | 3637197 Joebloinvestor
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How about a cartoon of two extremists with a string telephone with a third string going to the WH or a drone?

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 12:19 | 3637140 IndyPat
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wB7
I used to work for AT&T Wireless...we used to always refer to our shit company logo as the Death Star. The newer logo sort of obscures what was so obvious in the older logo. You could probably have lots of fun with the old logo...

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 12:23 | 3637147 williambanzai7
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Unfortunately, zazzle will not print logo parodies.

But here is the Stasi USA mug:

http://www.zazzle.com/stasi_usa_mug-168243336377676125

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 07:54 | 3636775 williambanzai7
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big-data-kitty

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 11:48 | 3637089 imaginalis
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Can we have a United Stasi of America artwork?

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 11:52 | 3637100 williambanzai7
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We already have it, on a mug and T-Shirt as well.

STASI USA 2.0

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 17:52 | 3637851 Umh
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This was my spin off of the above.

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 21:45 | 3638233 willwork4food
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The article from the NSA looks pretty fascinating. I just downloaded it. Kudos for catching it W7.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 08:01 | 3638789 williambanzai7
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I read the first 40 pages and I decided this has to be shared.

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 16:17 | 3637668 Go Tribe
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Do you have that as a car sticker? if so, where?

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 12:16 | 3637136 IndyPat
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I must have this.

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 07:18 | 3636733 williambanzai7
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BIG DATA

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 02:53 | 3638654 WAMO556
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Makes sense!

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 22:48 | 3638408 Rusty Shorts
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Wow!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 11:50 | 3637094 moroots
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one of your best ever, wb7

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 11:58 | 3637116 williambanzai7
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I started the week off reading up on Bilderberg, NWO, etc and this NSA stuff just brought it all together very nicely on so many levels.

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 19:40 | 3638024 thisandthat
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Then I'd suggest "NWO Facts and Fiction", by Mark Dice, a guy who fell off with that clown Alex Jones; not that I have read it, but should be a good enough choice, as he seems to be a rational enough guy.

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 13:08 | 3637227 machineh
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Say hi to Glenn Greenwald for us ... he's somewhere nearby you.

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 13:15 | 3637239 williambanzai7
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Rio is not nearby me. But I wish it was.

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 11:27 | 3637047 Paveway IV
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Bonus +10 for the unexpected Barney - that cracked me up.

I drew a complete blank trying to think of any relevant purple internet logo. Searching Google image brings up the remarkably forgettable purple Yahoo! 'Y!'

 

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 11:33 | 3637059 williambanzai7
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I thought about the purple Yahoo, but by then Barney was already rolling.

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 11:56 | 3637108 malikai
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WTF? Even Barney's a spy?!

Fuck me, we're in trouble.

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 14:09 | 3637363 Jena
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Dammit, now I have that fucking song stuck in my head.  That's some powerful imprinting!

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