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Tue, 06/11/2013 - 11:25 | Link to Comment VelvetHog
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Latvia, Estonia and Iceland each have the answer.

Tue, 06/11/2013 - 06:37 | Link to Comment Sauerkraut-Opinion
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10/10 points - when reading German newspapers I really feel like this ;-)

(Regarding Web-Document: Video-Container needs higher z-index to put HTML5-YT-Video-layer at foreground because right column is partly hiding it (on Safari / i-Pad)).

Tue, 06/11/2013 - 07:50 | Link to Comment Mi Naem
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On Firefox ? XP also/ 

Tue, 06/11/2013 - 12:31 | Link to Comment el Gallinazo
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On a Mac, just keep hitting shift. command, +  until the video shrinks to a point where it is totally viewable.  The print will get tiny, so you will have to reverse it after you finish viewing the video.

Tue, 06/11/2013 - 00:44 | Link to Comment dumpster
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twisted sleazebag   + 3599




Tue, 06/11/2013 - 00:42 | Link to Comment Bernankenstein
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With the stench of a rotten beached whale

and delusional denial of FAIL,

the powers that be

must not act with glee,

for their heads do belong in a pail.



Mon, 06/10/2013 - 22:40 | Link to Comment WTFUD
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Hollande is a vain twisted sleazebag! Like bunga bunga draghi & co insist on dying their hair, obviously to appear younger and more hip. Looks are more important than substance to these elitists. The arrogance and contempt they have, similar to the turk fuck PM is also a common trait.
That said Hollande stands out as a murdering french imperialist thug who rather than concentrate on dealing with the multitude of economic and social issues on the home front is prepared to mobilise the imperialist french killing forces into africa to protect not to cleverly the uranium assets of Areva in niger and assist the nasty canadians Samira in the same country and Mali for their Gold.
WB7 the hatred in west africa for the french ( ivory coast, niger, benin, burkina, chad etc) is immence as they protect the puppet leaders who loot their countries whilst their bastard offspring attend the top universities, all whilst 98% of the population starve.
It is fucking criminal what goes on! Slavery and Exploitation propped up by the USSA AND IMF AND WORLD FUCKING BANK.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 22:48 | Link to Comment sgorem
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Mon, 06/10/2013 - 22:11 | Link to Comment Manipuflation
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Bluma, I can't contact you because I do not do twitter but I did check out your site.  I am very impressed with your work.  Even your tits and ass are great if you would excuse my vulgarity.  It is really a great thing to see a young woman have such mastery of what is really going on in the world.  Bluma, you inspire me, as does WB7.  I can only hope to be half as good someday.  Even though I am a Merican, my blood runs thick with German lineage as does my surname.  Sehr Gut?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 23:25 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Apparently, twitter is the only big social media platform willing to argue with the government amount access to data.

Tue, 06/11/2013 - 00:36 | Link to Comment Manipuflation
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True that WB7.  I just posted some nasty dirt on the MNGOP, my involvement in it, and was promptly kicked off the net.  It was only a matter of public record but this shit is getting spooky anymore.  You really do not think that Michelle Bachmann is stepping down on her own volition do you?  Yep, that was us plebes meddling about.

I admire your taste in women.  I have a Russian version who will simply just look at me as a fool if I say something foolish.(and clearly, I often do)  The cultural gaps have been wide at times and she was not a "mail order" bride.  None of anything with her has been easy but her intellect is still sexy to me and always will be until the end.  I see that quality in Bluma as well.  She is not afraid.  Some men are afraid of strong females for some reason. 

To be honest, I really always just looked at your work but have noted the H/T you have given to Bluma but I have never really looked at what she can demonstrate when she wants to.  This is clearly my error and I apologize for my ignorance and lack of attention to detail on that matter. 

As for myself, perhaps I can be forgiven for trying to write?  Some days, things do not come very easily to write about even though they are right there in front of your face and should be written about.  One almost does more damage to one's self than good when you are learning how to write on a blog.  

Do you suffer the same self doubt that I do which sometimes crushes the spirit of creativity?  At any rate of interest, I greatly respect your work WB7 as well as that of Bluma7's.

Thank You


Mon, 06/10/2013 - 21:28 | Link to Comment nathan1234
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The monthly Crisis is over.


The screwing for the rest of the month can recommence


Mon, 06/10/2013 - 20:55 | Link to Comment pholosophy1
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And now there are aliens!

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 20:34 | Link to Comment Atomizer
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WB7, you have email

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 20:22 | Link to Comment toadold
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Is it true that Abe has been invited to a "Game of Thrones" themed wedding?

Zen and the art of money printing.


Mon, 06/10/2013 - 19:56 | Link to Comment auric1234
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Mon, 06/10/2013 - 19:15 | Link to Comment tip e. canoe
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sehr wunderbar, bluma, sehr wunderbar

how about Burn A FeRN?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 18:46 | Link to Comment Manipuflation
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Masterfully done WB7 and Blumaberlin. 

Gotta love Roger Waters but remember though, do the "right thing", and call the cops if you see something.  I see something so I guess I had better say something about the amount of counterfeit notes I see floating around.  The source of the counterfeits here seems to be coming from some place called The Federal Reserve and you can get them at dispensaries such as banks and any place there is a counterfeit dispensing machine if you have digital digitz creditz and a small rectangular card with more digitz and a magnetic stripe on it.  There I just reported it to the authorities as there seems to be no need to call or e-mail anyone anymore.


From Treasury over here.


If You Suspect A Counterfeit  

If you suspect a counterfeit note or have information about counterfeiting activity, please report it immediately to the U.S. Secret Service, or to your local police.

Security Features

For your personal safety. . . PLEASE:

  1. Do not put yourself in danger.
  2. Do not return the bill to the passer.
  3. Delay the passer with some excuse, if possible.
  4. Observe the passer's description - and their companions' descriptions - and write down their vehicle license plate numbers if you can.
  5. Contact your local police department OR call your local U.S. Secret Service Office.
  6. Write your initials and date in the white border area of the suspected counterfeit note.
  7. DO NOT handle the counterfeit note. Place it inside a protective cover, a plastic bag, or envelope to protect it until you place it in the hands of an IDENTIFIED Secret Service Agent.
  8. Surrender the note or coin ONLY to a properly identified police officer or a Secret Service Special Agent, or mail it to your nearest U.S. Secret Service field office.

Please Note: There is no financial remuneration for the return of the counterfeit bill, but it is doing the "right thing" to help combat counterfeiting.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 18:26 | Link to Comment monad
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There have been calls for the Nobel Foundation to rescind the prize it awarded to Antonio Moniz for developing the lobotomy...

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 17:05 | Link to Comment q99x2
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I laughed so hard it hurt.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 16:59 | Link to Comment Lmo Mutton
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Burn sum mo euro ho

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 19:25 | Link to Comment news printer
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search option: Snow(den)

Did You know that Den was a pharaoh?


I Claudius Episode 8 "Zeus, by Jove!"


Mon, 06/10/2013 - 16:25 | Link to Comment SILVERGEDDON

Shit is lookin' wormy. Euro poo scooters are up the creek without an IMF paddle. So, time for some bankster de-worming, Europe.

Time to go all Icelandic on those motherfuckers. 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 16:04 | Link to Comment Handful of Dust
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It's all better now:


UPDATE 2-Michelin cuts 700 jobs(Reuters)


(Reuters) - French tyremaker Michelin announced 700 domestic job cuts on Monday, becoming the latest autos industry manufacturer to slash staffing in response to the European downturn.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 16:05 | Link to Comment bank guy in Brussels
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Yes Mr Banzai it is really a joke here in Europe

Now the IMF has launched the torpedo saying there needs to be a new 'fix' for Greece, without their help, and perhaps before Merkel's election campaign ends in September

The IMF essentially abandoning the Troika and menacing to sink Merkel

So yet another shady deal going on behind the scenes, and some new farcical 'fix' may be announced shortly


Cannot help but wonder if William Banzai has been helping his new neighbour Mr Snowden disappear or get to his next destination

If Hong Kong is not safe, mainland China might be better than Nato-member country Iceland

Snowden should remember another refugee from the US, chess master Bobby Fischer, hounded and harassed by the USA regime, Japan jailed him, he went to Iceland but then died shortly afterwards, quite mysteriously

A major way CIA and Mossad assassinate people now, if the death is not required absolutely today, is to spray an illness, they apparently have long had the ability to induce massive quick-acting cancer and similar

Piece on Edward Snowden disappearing from his Hong Kong hotel, checking out as someone overheard the mysterious phrase 'WB7' ...

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 17:40 | Link to Comment New_Meat
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bank guy:

"Now the IMF has launched the torpedo..."

I've always been amused with these types of terms: "Bazooka" (I note that they never said "Panzerfaust"), etc.

And the sales guys saying "Take the hill!!!!"

- Ned

{since the finance gang [in general] have utter disdain for the knuckle-draggers, the stupid allusions jarringly out of place, are, ... well ... stupid}

Tue, 06/11/2013 - 07:05 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Financial shock and awe. But with weasel words.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 16:19 | Link to Comment Element
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In March-April 2010 it was Merkel who kicked up all the fuss and said she did not want the IMF involved in any potential Greek Sovereign debt default crisis, under any circumstances. Now the IMF wants to run the Greece bailout show itself? Except they don't have any of their own money, they can only bludge and parasitise it off others like a great fucking global vampire.

Given it's mostly US blood then this is a US torpedo.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 20:01 | Link to Comment auric1234
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What? The IMF can't print euros? Maybe they can borrow some from Spain.


Mon, 06/10/2013 - 16:11 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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There are so many under the radar hotels in Hong Kong only an imbecile could not figure out a way to disappear from the radar.

My guess he is now in someone's apartment.

Tue, 06/11/2013 - 02:55 | Link to Comment The Heart
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"My guess he is now in someone's apartment."

In Iceland.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 16:49 | Link to Comment blindman
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talk back !
Monday June 10 3:00pm 1 hour 42 min
Public Affairs

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 16:42 | Link to Comment blindman
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he is hiding in a well lit room somewhere in the public imagination,
they will never find him till he declares victory and dissolves
their resistance! he has already won. one. 1 ...

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 16:08 | Link to Comment Son of Loki
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He better avoid umbrellas:


Georgi Ivanov Markov (Bulgarian: ?????? ?????? ??????; March 1, 1929 – September 11, 1978) was a Bulgarian dissident writer.

Markov originally worked as a novelist and playwright in his native country, then governed by a communist regime under Chairman Todor Zhivkov, until his defection from Bulgaria in 1969.... He died as a result of an incident on a London street when a micro-engineered pellet containing ricin was fired into his leg via an umbrella wielded by someone associated with the Bulgarian secret police."

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:52 | Link to Comment Hulk
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I wonder if those ears rotate (about the spinal axis) ???

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 20:21 | Link to Comment Zero Govt
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if it's a Eurocrat, or 'Commie' as we call them here, which is in my area code I'm willing to volunteer to wring the turkeys neck to find out... and no charge at all, i'd do it absolutely free, right neighbourly

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:45 | Link to Comment falak pema
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Mr Hollande does not convince you when he says "cheese" in Japan with a big smile?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:34 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:39 | Link to Comment sodbuster
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Time to take out the Euro Trash!!! LOL

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:33 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:48 | Link to Comment news printer
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excelente and brilliant

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 20:14 | Link to Comment Zero Govt
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too funny :))))

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 15:32 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Mon, 06/10/2013 - 16:18 | Link to Comment resurger
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Mon, 06/10/2013 - 21:01 | Link to Comment willwork4food
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Double excellent. I will buy that Euro girl for you now. As long as I can have some.

Tue, 06/11/2013 - 07:53 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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Smokem if ya gottem.

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