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When will the starving huddled masses get off their lazy fat asses? Only when Bernanke's Boys start pulling them out of their foreclosed-on-houses couches, that's when! Lol...
Looks like Jamie Dimon's butt.
The Taperor has no clothes. Thank goodness he's hairy.
Covers up his genetalia - permanently erect for screwing the masses non-stop
or is he helped by lots and lots of free blue pills?
or - is he really impotent and using a strap-on?
You know its bad when the Emperor has no concern for modesty or decency...
fucking great!!!
better get a line on the Diagonal Tapir. BB keeps QE on an asneeded basis. however the markets are weaned on diagonal or linear QE, and the diagonal taper off isn't possible, without causing a mad rush to the exits. if you tell the frog you're turning up the heat in the water, [in order to boil him] he's going to jump out of the pot.
the problem with using QE asneeded is such a policy creates volatility, and the Feds mission is to maintain market stability.. something is more stable when its moving one direction or another with a linear bias (ie inflation targets) is Ben going to back away from his one true mission, and if he does the FULL ABE, that's proven to be a bit volatile as well.
the problem for years was that stability meant the market went up. now Bernanke could and should do a controlled deflation of the economy, but even if he bailed a lot of UST off his balance sheet, the boat ain't going to lift. rates are going nowhere. so what do we have ducklings:
destagflation. or stagdeflation; falling asset values, rising prices, (that wall street goon who just bought your apartment building, sees his assets wasting away, and he raises your rent. they control enough of the market to set prices, ouch) interest rates pegged at a percentage of inflation.
with gas pretty solidly at $4, and the bond market crashing, with no concurrent rise in rates, we're in for a long hard winter
Its all a big game. The game is all about guessing what he is going to do. It has nothing to do with the Macro bullshit which everyone knows is a fabrication. Why would anyone go long on a fabrication?
It's Chucky Prince's musical chairs all over again. Dance until the music stops.
The value of everything you own goes down (car, house, anything financed, so to an extent equities)
The price of everything you need goes up. Food, gas, utilities, etc.
Deflation, then hyperinflation. If interest rates rise, the whole thing blows, because banks have to lend money (and thus earn interest), in order to make their own interest payments.
a rise in interest rates would serve some purpose, it would put money in someones pocket, (savers) but this way nobody wins, except government gets to float new debt, confirming the less than virtuous cycle.
Popcorn popping for the day of reckoning.
The amount of rubbish spewing from Mount Washington DC of late is dizzying. Everything they say is either complete nonsense, for example masturbating fetuses, or outright lies.
The shit is really way out of order folks.
GIGO--Garbage in, garbage out.
But unlike a computer, this garbage steals and kills.
we're going to see if the turnkey state (economy, surveillance, military - you have to bundle) really works. obama can change fed chiefs like we change buses. BB is a figurehead, a little office in the basement of the Treasury building. when Paulson made him party to a criminal shakedown of BoA shareholders, that was a clue that he wasn't his own man. (or woman, and Obama is consistent, he gives important jobs to white males, and he vettes them, he even runs a few trial balloons. (see how snuck Susan Rice in as NS advisor.) we are going to see how inconsequential BB really was in the scheme of things, which should make us even less comfortable with socalled monetary policy.
90 million Frenchmen and 27 czars can't be wrong?
Today's blatant lie from agent Obama:
"Hi, all! This week, we got some big news about the immigration reform bill.
It's a little wonky, but it's so great that I couldn't wait to share it with you.
The nonpartisan experts who estimate the financial impact of legislation for Congress concluded that because undocumented immigrants will start paying more in taxes for things like education and Social Security, the immigration proposal in the Senate will make the economy fairer for middle class families while cutting the U.S. deficit by almost $1,000,000,000,000 over the next two decades."
Only a trillion bucks?
In a few years, Joe Sixpack is going to be using a couple of trillion-dollar bills just for gas and smokes.
Putting all the other BS in this aside, 1 trillion TPs (dollars) over 20 years is, ignoring price inflation, only 50 billion TPs per year. And of course that assumes that no lies are involved, and the chance of that is...
"Honey, we need to cut the yearly increase of the credit card debt from over $10,000 to $9,500 a year. That way we'll 'reduce' our debt by $10,000 over the next twenty years."
LOL and what cocksuckers.
Tapirs of of the World
Tapirs are mammals which are often confused with hippos, anteaters and capybaras. Their closest living relatives are odd-toed ungulates (hoofed animals), horses and rhinos.
There are four living species of tapir:
Baird's tapir
Lowland tapir
Mountain tapir
Malayan tapir
Bernanke Tapir....frequently referred to as 'taper'
WB7, I checked my sociopath field guide and that may be a:
Idiota Fatuus Taperor
They are rare, but very dangerous.
Know the difference between an NSA fairy tale and a Fed fairy tale?
An NSA fairy tale starts out, "Once upon a time..."
A Fed fairy tale starts out, "You aren't going to believe this shit..."
Give that monkey a cup, bellboy cap, and a little red vest.
He'es gonna need 'em at his next job, working fot the organ grinder on the corner of Wall Street and Federal Reserve Avenue.
Question - if Bernanke is getting fucked by Greenspan, and the building collapses, which one of them goes to heaven first ?
Answer is Bernanke - 'cause his shit is already packed.
Vichy DC, perfect!
Someone around here coined that term and I agree it is perfect.
It was TheFourthStooge-ing...and I love it...lol.
It just seems like a fitting term in so many ways. Vichy was an occupational government, going through the motions and masquerading as the legitimate government. The parallels with DC are ...... interesting.
District of Criminals
The UN Territory
Also, to the faux Mr. William banzai7. Please quit stealing my shit. Hahaha! I used to be a big fan until, one day while looking at all your shit on flicker, I saw you made something about me labeled tsukato- nerd troll... Blah blah blah. Anyway, being that I live in china, and you are so popular here, I've co opted all of your work, renamed myself "the real William bonzai7" -American p.s. artist, and am opening my first William bonsai gallery next month. So for all of you who would like my work on high quality parchment, I can sell for much cheaper than the faux williamBonzai7, based in HK. Eat that bitch. Haha!
Good luck asshole.
It was a joke. Don't be such a fucking twat. And I did see that shit you made of me, and must say, he looks nothing like me.
We should name him BernanQE "POMO" the Tapir.
I don't mind banter, but that long forgotten round of my big dick bigger than all you dicks begged for a picture. Anyway, nice ass, no?
Buckcherry - Crazy Bit*h (Video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ6pLKlU-8Q
Stay on topic there young man! We were discussing dick size.
And by the way, gold's dick is a baby dick.
Dirt Nasty - My Dick is Bigger than your Dick:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Muj26g3eugU
Those globes (and similar photographic nymphographic delights) inevitably stimulate my nucleus accumbens into a higher level of activity....not to mention various other body organs,,,,
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/21/Circuit_du_syst%C3%A8...
Thanks wb.
Yeah! It'll look great on a t-shirt coming to a swap meet nearest you ;)
I dont recommend zazzle for this.
Just another joke. God I miss asses like that. Pretty rare to see one like that in CQ. They all look like they were paddled with oars in childhood :(
McDonalds is trying to change all of that and I believe it is starting to show in the wrong places.
Oh yeah. Size-max flat asses paired with thick lensed bureaucrat glasses. Mmmmmm, mmmmmm. People are always asking me " hey tsukato, I bet your living it up in the city of chinas hottest chicks?" I gotta reply "are you fucking kidding me!?" Saw tons of better stuff down in SZ, and HK....sniff...poor me :(
Come on, its not that bad. I know they run South for the money but who needs that.
bloody brillilant. i had to log in just say that, one of the better ones of late.
Taper the monkey's bung-hole, and lets watch it fill with shite!
Take another roofie Ben, it is time for your visit to the Whitehouse. You might want to use the KY first though this time.
In the PIMCO Gross interview yesterday Bill said BernanQE was like Driving in the Fog...what he should have said BernanQE was like a monkey driving in the fog...that paints a picture.
Maybe a Monkey throwing scat out the moonroof at the people while steering with his feet while standing on the wheel, while driving in the fog at 100 miles per hour, and the citizens line the road, with no protection barriers, and only deep trenches behind the people and road in front....perfect.
Dear Hardly zero,
The reason breaks were put on cars was so the cars could go faster!
Taper the gas was not an option
. . . while eating pills.
..and washing them down with vodka from a bottle at "full tilt"...
Something just occurred to me regarding the NSA scandal, and I think people are missing the bigger picture. If you had access to all communications, would you really give half a shit about terrorists which would only strengthen your hand at repressing the domestic proles? Fucking of course not. Wouldn't it be much more likely that you would use it as the ultimate insider information provider, and always be ahead of the curve for every trade, every soverign downgrade, every interest rate change, etc.? I think this whole thing reeks of another massive scam, and nothing more.
dear Tsukato:
per "Something just occurred to me regarding the NSA scandal, and I think people are missing the bigger picture."
Indeed...the bigger picture is that these folks are the NEW MIDDLE CLASS! Elites above, us below.