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BeLieViNG THeY WaNT To PRoTeCT US IS LiKe BeLieViNG SaNTa BeN IS GoING To SaVe THe WoRLD...

Submitted by williambanzai7 on 06/21/2013 21:01 -0400

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Mon, 06/24/2013 - 10:57 | 3686938 monad

Microsoft and Oracle: Corporate sponsors of the global police state

http://techcrunch.com/2013/06/21/microsoft-and-oracle-will-announce-majo...

NSA Inside

Sat, 06/22/2013 - 10:52 | 3681854 the grateful un...

imagine a world in which everyone had complete privacy, and the government had no secrets?

Sat, 06/22/2013 - 10:51 | 3681852 thunderchief

STASI..., because commi, nazi, pinco and pervert are just too soft.

Sat, 06/22/2013 - 10:07 | 3681795 involuntarilybirthed

wb7, bernankenstein?

Sat, 06/22/2013 - 10:34 | 3681838 williambanzai7

You must be new around these parts pilgrim...;-)

Sat, 06/22/2013 - 12:10 | 3681957 diogeneslaertius

ve touch your junk at ze airpoirt ya?

Sat, 06/22/2013 - 07:50 | 3681658 Fix It Again Timmy

Ah, if only George Carlin were alive and President with Sarah Silverman as Vice-President - what a wonderful world it would be....

Sat, 06/22/2013 - 08:53 | 3681704 williambanzai7

As far as I'm concerned, George Carlin his here and he is reminding us constantly.

Sat, 06/22/2013 - 07:34 | 3681644 world_debt_slave

In history the Stasi were especially heinious in their crimes.

Sat, 06/22/2013 - 06:55 | 3681623 Angus McHugepenis

I'm puzzled, nay... perplexed by all this Ed Snowden "blowing of whistles"... How can he be guilty or charged with anything if the gov has nothing to hide? /sarc

And Shepherds we shall be,

for thee my lord, for thee,

Power hath descended forth from thy hand,

that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command,

So we shall flow a river forth to thee

and teeming with souls shall it ever be....

In nomine Patri, et fili... et spiritu scanti.

A message from the Boondock Saints, bitCheZ. Listen up NSA and other scumbags. You ARE hiding your shit all over the house and we will come to make you clean it up you filthy fucks. You scumbags are NOT safe in the real world anymore. We will find out where you live, where you dine out, where you go for a quick tug and rub. And the saints will deliver their message to you... at our convenience.

Sat, 06/22/2013 - 05:24 | 3681591 falak pema

Hey WB7, sorry to be pedantic but your Obammy belzebub is bubbling with history.

I always said that Obammy reminded me of Septimius Severus. The Emperor of African origins who installed 3000 marble seated Latrines in Leptis Magnus, home town, (Alike Obamacare) and increased the Praetorian guard from under 5000 to 55000 (NSA big data Stasi analogy drowning in drone country).

He indebted his country down the road to ruin after the virtuous Antonins; whose last specimen Commodus (the guy in Gladiator), cruel and fickle ruler, introduced plebian populist campaigns like Dubya did to please his electorate (patriot act), and was proud in the gladiator arena as he had never lost a war (Irak).

Next stop Caracalla; I love having baths!

Sat, 06/22/2013 - 06:42 | 3681615 Apostate2

And Opera in the Baths

Sat, 06/22/2013 - 04:05 | 3681559 g'kar

This is some of the funniest stuff I've seen from you WB7....ROTFL..Thanks!

Sat, 06/22/2013 - 03:41 | 3681550 Bloodstock

Joseph Goebbels once said that if you tell a lie often enough it becomes truth. The man died a long time ago. Let's just keep repeating the truth and drive those bastards crazy. Truth prevails, fuck your lies!

Sat, 06/22/2013 - 00:41 | 3681469 williambanzai7

Sat, 06/22/2013 - 11:42 | 3681907 rosiescenario

Great Stuff as always, WB.

How about "Sin City" aka Washington, D.C.??

Sat, 06/22/2013 - 05:26 | 3681592 williambanzai7

This hero is holding a gun
The criminal matrix is done
His legend now grows
And Morpheus knows
That Snowden is clearly "The One"
The Limerick King

Sat, 06/22/2013 - 05:14 | 3681585 Wakanda

Rock on Edward Snowden! You are making some bad people very uncomfortable - and I like it!

Thanks WB7!

Sat, 06/22/2013 - 09:11 | 3681720 d edwards

Free snowden, jail 0blama, h0lder, etc.

Sat, 06/22/2013 - 00:54 | 3681477 1C3-N1N3

I still think he could sneak away posing as a "roadie" for some traveling rock band that ventures through Lan Kwai Fong. Working musicians are clever folks, and they keep extensive non-local contact lists.

Sat, 06/22/2013 - 04:07 | 3681560 Zero Govt

Fantastic Will :))

the truth is out there, but if you find it the lying exposed scum of Govt will use public money to prosecute, jail and even try to kill you for it

the Legal (justice..cough) system playing its primary role, locking up the people who dissent against the sewer rat elite

Sat, 06/22/2013 - 00:07 | 3681448 williambanzai7

Sat, 06/22/2013 - 11:53 | 3681929 Winston Smith 2009

When even relatively intelligent people who are somewhat paying attention (making them vastly superior in those areas to the majority) can delude themselves to this opinion, we are completely screwed (and we are):

Liberal activists: Obama as Bush Lite? 'No way in hell'

http://firstread.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/06/21/19079901-liberal-activists-obama-as-bush-lite-no-way-in-hell?lite

Sat, 06/22/2013 - 11:52 | 3681928 rosiescenario

Another example of Milton's line...Better to rule in Hell than serve in Heaven...constantly reminded of "Paradise Lost" when observing our government in action...

Sat, 06/22/2013 - 06:44 | 3681616 Apostate2

You have officially scared me. Beyond my limited imagination. Will Detol wippe it clean?

Sat, 06/22/2013 - 05:11 | 3681581 Wakanda

BO's looking a little wrecked. I guess what goes around comes back around.

Sat, 06/22/2013 - 04:54 | 3681579 Renegade Though...

Hahaha! Nailed it again! :D

Sat, 06/22/2013 - 02:07 | 3681514 news printer

Public opinion: Tear down this wall! Mr President

Mr. President: which one? I build so many of them; I'm a Bob the builder

http://affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/wp-content/uploads/reagan...

http://www.parteaz.co.uk/img/Bob%20the%20Builder%20pic%20v8.jpg

Fri, 06/21/2013 - 22:57 | 3681354 williambanzai7

I wonder what Attorney General Numb Nuts is planning to do about this weeks revelations concerning Bank of Americas violations of the Fraudclosure Settlement, the farce that it is.

According to former employees who objected, BAC awarded bonuses and prizes to employees who delivered forclosures instead of mortgage mods. This was after the so called settlement.

Mon, 06/24/2013 - 11:38 | 3687167 monad

He's probably busy doing this

Moar top down organized criminal looting Americans through IRS

Sat, 06/22/2013 - 12:43 | 3682004 g'kar

Holder would look pretty at home in that devil suit.

May the Farce be with you, always.

Fri, 06/21/2013 - 21:36 | 3681230 km4