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AMERIKAN GULAG

 

Where constitutional morons are called "Intelligence"...

NSA STOOGES
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Propagandist douche weasels are called journalists...

MEET THE PROPAGANDIST

 

And an act of political protest by chalking the sidewalk in front of a Bankster racketing enterprise such as BAC, can land you in the Big House for 13 years....

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AMERIKAN GULAG

 

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Sat, 06/29/2013 - 15:49 | 3706279 Manipuflation
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Trying to teach a Russian woman the rules of baseball has been a challenge for me over the years.  Mrs M has just suggested, much to my surprise, that we should go to the Rox game tonight with the kids.  I think that it is a good idea.  It's not even affiliated MLB A ball but close to it and was the last level at which I played baseball.  Besides, it will be an oppurtunity to inform my son that there is no crying in baseball.

 

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Sat, 06/29/2013 - 14:10 | 3706181 sunkeye
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Big kudos on the DGregory call out.

Banzai my man, you rock!

Sat, 06/29/2013 - 13:40 | 3706141 Bunga Bunga
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NSA spied on EU institutions. ...It's all about fight against terrosism, right?

http://www.dw.de/report-nsa-spied-on-eu-institutions/a-16915813

Sat, 06/29/2013 - 12:47 | 3706083 Yes_Questions
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David Fucking Gregory.

Selling Out with cohorts.

 

With a Press like this, we've met our enemies.  

 

At least they don't bother trying to hide the incest anymore.  

 

Sat, 06/29/2013 - 11:59 | 3706025 otto skorzeny
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Is that guy on the left Mossad agent Assange?

Sat, 06/29/2013 - 12:36 | 3706063 williambanzai7
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Thats the NSA guy, General What's His Shumck

Sat, 06/29/2013 - 13:51 | 3706152 the grateful un...
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now we have another whistleblower, but this one is a general, who leaked the stuxnet attack operation. so what's going on here? is this an anti-military purge, coup de etat in reverse? first it was Petraeus, these guys are all victims of NSA surveillance. makes me wonder what happens when obama himself gets outed.

Sat, 06/29/2013 - 11:53 | 3706018 shovelhead
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Damn WB!

That bowl cut and plaid pants look really does work for Moebama.

Nyuk, nyuk ,nyuk.

Still, nothing can replace Debt Bro in our consciousness as the definitive icon of this administration.

Sat, 06/29/2013 - 11:47 | 3706011 toadold
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In the three stooges the set up is they are in a location where everything is orderly, clean, neat, and pleasant, a dry cleaners, a plumber's shop, or a private home they are going to work at. Then they start to do a job.  By the end of the scene the location looks like a bomb has gone off in it, some terrible disaster has struck.  

At least the Stooges kept it on one imaginary set while the current crop of stooges in charge are trashing a whole country and pat of a world.  

It is my desire to see the tree constitutional laws they have been chopping down fall upon them.  See: "Brothers of the Oath."

Sat, 06/29/2013 - 10:51 | 3705938 ThisIsBob
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Would you buy a used car from those guys?

Sat, 06/29/2013 - 13:39 | 3706140 OneTinSoldier66
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That was awesome!

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 20:50 | 3705220 Manipuflation
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Fri, 06/28/2013 - 18:01 | 3704844 ALANBEEKMAN
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Clapper is a bigger Stooge

than Curly Howard ever was!!

 

My favorite episode:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53KcqITIPlA

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 19:38 | 3704820 Manipuflation
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Nicely done WB7:-)

As for a little unintentionally creative parental guidance on my part, I have managed to instill some sense in my two year old boy already.  You see, he is quite fond of using the word "bullshit".  I am sure he picked that word up from his mother somehow...  At any rate, this causes his Mother some embarrassment in public because if he does not like the looks of someone he points at them and says "you bullshit" rather loudly.  If a baby is crying in a store he says "you baby bullshit".  At least his Mother can go full scale Russian and make up excuses that he is mispronouncing a Russian word and everyone seems to believe it.  Except for me because I know what he is saying and he articulates it perfectly.

I just arrived home a few minutes ago and Mrs. M and Mrs. M-in-law were and STILL are skyping each other.  I said privyet to MMIL(F) and asked if she knew that in fact she had THREE grandchildren instead of just two?  This was said because another eight year old girl practically lives here and eats all of our food.  I let it go because clearly that child's mother has issues and the father has split the scene, (I've met her) and this girl is a smart kid.  I actually gave her a BU silver dime(in a holder) about a month ago or so and sat down and explained to her why it was worth more than other dimes and that she needs to save it and save others like it.  I got out the numi books and everything.  But wouldn't it be more fair if my daughter went over to their place once in a while and ate up some of their food?  What the fuck, am I the local food shelf or what?  I digress.  Junior immediately chimed in, "bullshit".  He is correct if by default.  Hey, default is another word I can teach him come to think of it but first things first.

At this point, Mrs M turned around to give me the universal female look of disapproval, which, I might add, I am completely impervious to by now, and began to complain about his language usage.  I cut her short and said "Hey, look, this is the New United States and realistically, all children born here should be learning that word at a very early age because they sure as hell are going to be using it a lot when they are older."  Upon translation MMIL(F) immediately burst out laughing.  So it goes.:-)

Sat, 06/29/2013 - 11:09 | 3705959 williambanzai7
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A two year old that already understands politics. Amazing...

Sat, 06/29/2013 - 11:35 | 3706000 toadold
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Well considering our powers that be seem to have all the altruism and descrection that a child in the terrible twos displays but without any redeeming cuteness factor I'm not surprised that a two year old recognizes the con. 

Sat, 06/29/2013 - 14:48 | 3706226 Manipuflation
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Every parent thinks their kid is the best ever and most special but not me.  I will not mollycoddle my children.  This being the second time through for me with raising shmildren, I figured that if I get started early, I can circumvent some of the propaganda that will be poured upon my son in his future.  Realistically though, I believe it to be a genetic trait.  That young son of mine has no time for bullshit even though he creates it sometimes.  Junior has this look that he gives you; a piercing blue eyed stare that looks through your soul.  Junior is looking you right in the eye and calculating who and what you are about.  Of late, we have taken to having staring contests with each other with no words spoken yet meaning is communicated.  Of course I always win those contests but one day I will not win. 

He wants to be able to do things by himself but can't do all of those things.  I won't help him unless he asks me for it.  Let him learn on his own and let him learn the hard way sometimes.  I encourage his stubbornness and take solace in that there is a chance that there might be one to replace me, hopefully at a higher level, when I am gone.  It's too early to tell and my kids are no more special than anyone else at this point but I am perceptive and I see that they have bright minds.  Mrs M and I have been active in promoting our own curriculum for the daughter using Singapore Math curriculum and her last math scores were greatly improved.

I think that sometimes people misunderstand me.  In fact, I know that they do and have.  I have had this problem my entire life.  Part of it comes from when I was a child and there are some things that I really have not discussed before because I did not think anyone cared much.  It's not that I had a bad childhood or anything and in fact I would not trade it for the world.  I have alluded to the fact that I grew up alone for the most part but have done so in bits and pieces here and there.  I grew up alone in the woods of northwestern Wisconsin.  You are on your own and you had best think twice before you make a decision because there usually is no bailout option lest a neighbor can get there to help in a hurry.  I learned the hard way a lot of times but I was free to run about.  My dad passed away when I was six months old and mom never remarried.  That's as far as I am willing to go except to add that the family elders are all passed now and the burden now falls entirely upon my shoulders.  So be it. 

I have seen what it is.  I am only 39 years old but I get it and I feel like I am 100 years old.  I know this much, you never give up what it is that you are trying to accomplish and seek wise council if you can find it.  Realistically, it is not huge sums of money that I seek but rather a sense of peace, honesty and the ability to self-determine for one's own well being to determine that which I need to be content in life so long as I do this on my own volition and not by state mandate.  I choose my own path instead of the state making every little decision for me.

I will never consent to being told what to do or what to think or what to write and that is a problem for most people.  If I need your help, I will ask.  STOP shoving state mandated "help", that I do not want, down my throat, at my expense, that I do not need.  I do not want it and I do not need it and realistically you can't provide it anyway.  You are simply ripping me off.    

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 17:08 | 3704703 blindman
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IGGY POP and the STOOGES "search and destroy"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKYALsp-sIg
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The Three Stooges pull a tooth out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcELyKkOAak

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:43 | 3704636 Peter Pan
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Greenwald Up

Gregory Down

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:42 | 3704633 A. Magnus
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Dick Gregory - Because naming your shitbag little twerp suburban vermin spawn 'Penis Gregory' would be too much of a dead giveaway...

Sat, 06/29/2013 - 11:49 | 3706015 otto skorzeny
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Probably changed it from Shekky Goldstein like Jon Stewart did so that the media takeover by the Tribesmen wasn't totally blatant.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:41 | 3704628 monad
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But you all loved Oliver North, in his unitard! Don't hate me, baby!

FREE GEORGE JUNG

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 17:40 | 3704796 Fredo Corleone
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Wez !

Classic film -- and prescient.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 17:20 | 3704560 news printer
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The Distinguished Gentleman (1992) Eddie Murphy


http://youtu.be/FTsd3VUAiYg    Trailer

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Distinguished_Gentleman

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:22 | 3704540 ebworthen
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"This guy is a consumate asshole." under David Gregory.

LOL!

And a boot licker to boot (pun intended).

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:12 | 3704505 Rustysilver
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WB7,

Nice work: I don't see Charlie Rose. Did I miss it.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:11 | 3704499 ptoemmes
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Hey - there's a fourth Stooge (actually one of the original 3 who left and came back later) - Shemp - just in case you had to make a hard decision.  I am SURE there is no lack of DC talent for a fourth Stooge.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 18:35 | 3704914 bank guy in Brussels
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Shemp, Curly, Moe and Larry appeared together on film, in one of the Three Stooges shorts from 1947

Curly doing a cameo, after Curly's stroke, with his hair grown back ... A bit profound, this one film of them all together ... Viewers surprised to see both Shemp and Curly, some asking if it is Curly

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Something profoundly good about the Three Stooges (along with some distasteful bullying and personal violence)

The Stooges were anarchists toward the system and toward the ruling powers of America ... they had that old American spirit, now half-gone

Rest in peace, boys

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'The Only 4 Stooges Appearance' - 32 seconds - Moe, Larry, Curly and Shemp all together

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk4ujI-EOMk

 

Sat, 06/29/2013 - 10:51 | 3705939 therearetoomany...
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What about Joe, the fifth stooge....

Sat, 06/29/2013 - 11:38 | 3706005 shovelhead
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He sucked so bad, he was relegated to the ash heap of history and was never included in any serious study of Stoogeology.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 18:28 | 3704901 Colonel Klink
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Biden is Shemp to a tee!!!

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 17:48 | 3704815 wisefool
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Good point. Curly Joe Biden also popped into my mind.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:56 | 3704439 kchrisc
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"Amerikan Gulag" is sublime!

One sees the bars and hands at first but then only later realizes that the bars are actually from a bar-code (fascism?) and that the hands are the "worker's" or "people's" hands from the old fascist/Nazi/Soviet propaganda posters. Brilliant stuff!

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:42 | 3704368 StormDrain
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When I read that piece about that chalking incident with BOA,I called those fucks up and cancelled my card and told them why.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 16:10 | 3704498 beekeeper
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I wish I could do the same but I dropped those weasels years ago.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:53 | 3704422 CH1
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Thank you.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:38 | 3704330 q99x2
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Great black and white liberty. Amerikan Gulag.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:30 | 3704290 Palladin
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Jeremy Clarkson was driving around the hallways at the BBC in a super-mini car and he didn't call them "reporters" or "journalists".

He called them what they are.. "News Readers" and he nailed it.

All of them are just reading whatever is put in front of them. Even the venerated Mark Haines got caught when interviewing somebody. He said that he thought the symbol for the IPO was TBA. The guy said it wasn't. Then somebody pointed out the TBA really meant "to be announced". 

Mumble...Mumble.

I wonder if that black chick that reports on the Oil Sector on CNBS ever stop to think about how odd it sounds for a woman to be talking about crack spreads on nationwide Teevee.

 

 

 

Sat, 06/29/2013 - 11:36 | 3706002 Bam_Man
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I used to think that Ted Kennedy had the biggest head in the history of the human race until I saw Clarkson on Top Gear.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 17:29 | 3704765 Dr. No
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Ron Burgundy is not so far off.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:26 | 3704273 Bastiat
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I'm proud to say I have never seen the face of that twerp before . . . douch weasel . . .heheheh.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:16 | 3704215 Whats_Happening
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These journalists ....wait....I can't use the word "journalists" so let me try this again.  These media mouth pieces/propagandists would probably be the first to disappear if the regime did seize control of our fledging republic.  Don't they realize this?  Their loyalty to their masters will not be reciprocated.  Purpose served....poof....gone.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:13 | 3704205 besnook
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the only evidence of your existence are the expressions of your deviant mind. we will know you have been renditioned when you stop posting your brilliance.

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:08 | 3704186 Wakanda
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Awesome combat art!  I love to see MSM take it on the chin from a master counter propagandist.

Nice one WB7!

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 15:03 | 3704164 WTFx10
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Refresh my memory isn't Greg the same fucker who got away with holding on to that illegal 30 rd clip?

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 14:15 | 3703975 news printer
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From Urban dictionary:

"In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drives you!"

"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"

"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"

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Things change don't they ?

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 14:10 | 3703960 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Scene

Putin Gives  Moebama and Clappy a

dreaded Hong Kong Terminal Switcharooo

When Moebama tries to Extradite with his tough Kerry  

Putin blocks and says

Nyet Nyet Nyet !

 

Fri, 06/28/2013 - 14:31 | 3704016 the grateful un...
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Moebama +1

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