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SuBTeRRaNeAN SNoWDeN BLueS...
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SUBTERRANEAN SNOWDEN BLUES
(WilliamBanzai7)
Snowden's in the basement
Surfing on the Internet
I'm on the pavement
Thinking about the gubmint
The spook in the trench coat
Kicked out, laid off
Says he's got a bad cough
Wants his mortgage paid off
Ya better look out kid
It was somethin you did
God knows when
But they'll Google you again
You better duck down the alley way
Lookin' for a new friend
A man in a coolie cap
In a pawn pen
Wants eleven eleven dollar bills
you only got ten.
Greenie comes fleet foot
Face full of black soot
Talkin' that the heat put
Plants in his bed but
The phone's tapped anyway
Guardian says that many say
They wanna break it late May
Orders from the NSA are in
You better look out kid
Don't matter what you say they did
You gonna get hit
You walkin on your tip toes
Don't try, 'No Doz'
Stay away from the
suckers with the fiber optic fire hose
Keep a clean nose
Watch the plain clothes
You don't need a weather man
To know which way the wind blows.
Get sick, get well
Hangin round a terminal
Ring bell, hard to tell
If anything is goin' well
Ya try hard, get trolled
Get back, write code
Get jailed, jump bail
Join the hackers, if you failed
You better look out kid
You're gonna get hit
Facebook users
Six-Two-Nine googlers
Hang around the theaters
Hottie by the whirlpool
Lookin' for a spy fool
Don't follow leaders
Watch the Wiki-meters.
You know you get burned, keep warm
Short dance, lose your pants
Get dressed, sell distessed
Try to be a Beltway success
Please her, please them, buy iShit
It's a steal, need a lift
Twenty years of high schoolin'
And they put you on the night shift
Look out kid
They keep it all hid
Better jump down a rabbit hole
Light yourself a Russian candle
Don't worry bout the scandal
Try to avoid the trilaterals
Don't wanna be a geek bum
You better chew some new gum
The pump don't work
'Cause the fascists took the handles.
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Agreed.
I had the same thought when I heard "our American partners" after he granted Snowden asylum and said he would not extradite him to the U.S.
Most definitely
In Soviet America parking meters watch you.
I'm sure that is possible and the Ezy Passes on the cars most definitely do.
I really like "Stationary Monitor A". Bet the Red Coats would've just loved NSA-style mega-snooping capability.
btw, do you still have art prints for sale?
Yes, banzai7institute@gmail.com
Here is a link to some of what is available: http://flowboard.com/s/6g4
Many of these Snowden related images have already been printed as well.
If any of you are wondering why I still have that gmail address, it is the first perimeter which screens lots of spam that comes in as a result of publishing an email address.
Love it.. Great Job as always! I could be wrong but I have considered Edward Snowden our modern day Paul Revere since this started.. Glad you agree..
Any one that outs this criminal govt. is OK in my book..
Exactly, when did We The People become the enemy? What a disgrace to watch in real time.. History will not be kind to us for not stopping this insanity..
Awesome as always!
I hear that Eddie Haskell has a great career going at the NSA and is working on the next false flag involving Wally & the Beav.
Good stuff.
RIP JIM KELLY....
He didn't even notice death. He was too busy lookin' good...
Blocked in my own fucking country!
PS>: Bruce Lee's camera->Nikon ?
Jim Kelly kicking ass:
https://www.youtube.com/embed/APTdjG6Xo9A
Edward Snowden as Paul Revere! Awesome WB7
Since this is the digital/binary age would he say "one if by land and zero if by sea"?
Just in case you missed this, WB7:
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-57591678/european-officials-lash-out...
You lie down with Bilder-Dogs you wake up with Bilder-Fleas.
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They'll drone ya when you're talkin' on the phone,
Awesome. One of the best. Love the Bob remake.
An undeniable masterpiece. WB7 now offering CDs/MP3 in addition to artwork? Please hold off on DVD/Blue Ray offerings as I do not necessarily want to see all of your artwork in motion; especially anything featuring Merkel.
Where's Waldo Snowden?
Guidelines for Edward Snowden and all Escaping from the USA Seeking Asylum
(1) Recognise that it is basically difficult, and in general, no country wants any asylum seekers from anywhere, aside from
(a) High-profile political defections in the case of current conflict with an adversary
(b) Countries like the US that have had somewhat 'easy' asylum as a back-door way of allowing immigration, in order to increase the labour pool, depress worker wages, and increase the number of citizens who are politically docile
(2) There is nothing special about an oppressive country or a tinpot dictatorship. Maybe half the countries in the world or more, are oppressive to some groups, and there are at least a billion people who would like to escape to more freedom. Therefore, US oppressed people ... welcome to the club along with tens of millions of Africans etc. You are just like them now, not 'more special' than them because it is the US dictatorship oppressing you.
(3) Especially, almost no one desires asylum seekers from the US because of
(a) Hostility and revenge by the US government,
(b) Now that the US is a tinpot dictatorship, the number of oppressed, wrongfully accused etc US citizens who would want asylum could be a million or more, and no one wants to be flooded with arriving upset Americans
(c) The traditional arrogance of Americans, seen when they travel, they tend to feel they are 'exceptional', a 'chosen people', 'special' ... they tend to have an attitude of arrogance toward other cultures, wanting things 'their way' rather than trying to fit in
(4) What is really crazy is to treat 'asylum' as if picking restaurants to visit. Countries do not want to go out of their way to 'invite' asylum candidates from 3rd countries who are 'shopping'. This goes double if you are from the USA.
(5) As an asylum seeker, you should take the attitude of some poor Asian or African ... you are lucky to be in a place where you are not imprisoned, tortured, or facing a fake political trial. Be grateful, and try to adjust to where you are. Do not be arrogant with your hosts or imagine you can be 'shopping' for a place you like better. Thank God you are not in US custody.
(6) A lot of traditional asylum avenues are secretly or openly closed to USA victims. Canada is now a US poodle, it is not like in Pierre Trudeau's day accepting Vietnam War objectors. They give asylum seekers back to the US. Ditto the UK. And organisations like Amnesty International have a secret deal with the US, to not help USA victims, so they can get CIA and US-based funding. There is little 'help' out there
(7) Countries have in fact accepted US asylum seekers who have already arrived in certain places, but basically quietly and without fanfare, trying to avoid openly provoking the US bully ... and the media and Google Inc also co-operate in hiding the fact these events are occurring. Papers are given using various 'cover' mechanisms (employment etc) rather than open direct political asylum. A big media storm changes the game, however, and makes this more difficult.
(8) The basic strategy for an American asylum seeker is to arrive and already be in a place where you will, in practice, be difficult to dislodge by legal means, because the local legal system has enough integrity and independence, to not ship you back to the USA. In retrospect, for Edward Snowden, France or Italy might actually have been the best choice - but only if Snowden was there already.
(9) The whole thing with Julian Assange in Britain, fearing extradition to the US from Sweden, never made any sense at all. Not because Sweden would not do it, but because Britain itself has a special 'easy extradition' treaty with the USA, requiring little or no evidence. When Assange was roaming around the UK, in fancy rich people's houses, before being in the Ecuador embassy, the US could have asked the UK to grab Assange and ship him out, easier than with any other country in the world. Something seems fishy.
(10) You are not even safe when you think you are safe - Refugee from US, wanted on criminal charges for 'illegally' playing chess in a country targeted by US sanctions (!), the anti-Zionist Jew Bobby Fischer, finally got refuge in Iceland after being jailed for a time in Japan. Shortly afterwards, Fischer was mysteriously dead, perhaps a victim of assassination by CIA-Mossad medical disease spray. Iceland is a Nato country where Nato and CIA agents can roam freely. The CIA has admitted that Western Europe is the only sector of the planet they hesitate to kill people - but they still do it here. A country like Russia or China or Cuba, where CIA agents cannot roam freely or hire assassins, is probably best from a securiy viewpoint
(11) Recommendations for Mr Snowden, if you are genuine: Be grateful for Russian hospitality, do not insult the only people who may be keeping you alive and out of prison. Be cautious about Assange and Wikileaks, and the sometimes highly-corrupt UK Guardian. Stop playing teasing media games with the Guardian, to draw out your leaks so they can sell Google Ads - the Guardian is desperate for cash. Instead, dump and publish everything you were going to publish, right now, leaving aside only your 'insurance' part to help keep you alive, and thus you can satisfy Mr Putin's condition about not causing more international problems for him. You are in Russia and Putin says you can stay. Thank him, profusely. Take a few quiet weeks, start learning Russian, maybe drink some Green Label Russian vodka with some attractive female Russian FSB agents. Calm down in safety. After a few weeks, as the media storm rolls over and dissipates, you will have wiser perspective, and can start your new life. You have a new home, treat it with respect. Many Russians are great people. Living there, working there, and still being free 5 years from now when maybe the US empire collapses, will be a great triumph.
Hey, I've been to West Africa many times, and I can tell you that they enjoy MUCH more freedom than we do here in the states, always hate getting on the plane going back to the states...hell, we even built a second home in Ghana
Awesome guidelines! Duly noted.
Check last weeks posts
Saw it & still one of the best.
MOAR! (please?)
truly great, the annotated folk song.
I see he's back