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Submitted by williambanzai7 on 07/03/2013 07:57 -0400

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Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:07 | 3718576 ThisIsBob

Has anybody actually seen Snowden since HK?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:07 | 3718574 news printer

Skype users bombard Zimmerman witness with calls

http://www.usatoday.com/videos/news/2013/07/03/2486409/

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:48 | 3718478 Die Weiße Rose

The US Government has been spying and phone tapping

half a billion Germans PER MONTH !!

who the FUCK does the US Government think they are ?

the east german STASI ? Fuck the US !

this Bullshit has got to stop NOW!

Civil disobedience NOW!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 12:54 | 3718508 williambanzai7

They are totally out of fucking control, but unfortunately this is competing with Kim Kardashians spawn and the Zimmerman trial...

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:12 | 3717953 monad

Happy independence day, tax slaves.

Benjamin Freedman Speech at the Williard Hotel

The Illuminati and the CFR by Myron Fagan

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 10:47 | 3717814 the grateful un...

Sundance: What's your idea this time? Butch: Bolivia. - What's Bolivia? - Bolivia. That's a country, stupid! In Central or South America, one or the other. - Why don't we just go to Mexico instead? - 'Cause all they got in Mexico is sweat and there's too much of that here. Look, if we'd been in business during the California Gold Rush, where would we have gone? California - right? - Right. - So when I say Bolivia, you just think California. You wouldn't believe what they're finding in the ground down there. They're just fallin' into it. Silver mines, gold mines, tin mines, payrolls so heavy we'd strain ourselves stealin' 'em. (chuckling) You just keep thinkin', Butch. That's what you're good at. - Boy, I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 10:20 | 3717702 southerncomfort

thought we wouldn't be scrambling jets to chase a hack...

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/obama_says_no_wheeling_and_de...

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 10:40 | 3717777 wisefool

Facebook Founder Eduardo Saverin skips out on a couple of hundred million dollar tax bill in his private jet, the IRS writes a stern letter.

NSA sysadmin Edward Snowden, who made a couple hundred grand, taking his sponge baths via airport terminal sinks, then you must launch every zig!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 10:58 | 3717865 Colonel Klink

He belongs to the tribe, he gets a pass!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:16 | 3717969 news printer

You need a special card to go free

http://www.citizenarcane.com/files/2005_Jan_17/get_out_of_jail_free.jpg

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 10:06 | 3717638 lakecity55

Note to Snowman:

"Release the Krakken!"

(It is time for him to release something important, or the whole thing begins to look suspicious. I want to give Snowman the benefit of the doubt).

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 10:32 | 3717756 tarsubil

I'm not sure. With him again making headlines, the time isn't right. Slow drip. Once things start to die down again, then it will be time to unleash more.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 10:05 | 3717619 RaceToTheBottom

The NSA declares war against the Millennials....

NSA General quoted: "I was with them before I was against them".

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 10:03 | 3717599 wisefool

sarc: This stuff is so much more exciting that the stuff we have been getting for years. Specifically, almost every SEC-DEF annd Joint Cheif telling us "The greatest threat to the National Security of the United States of America is the national debt"

Maybe this Snowden character is trying to skip out on a student loan? Err, wait, he is a H.S. dropout running the Prisim apparatus.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 09:52 | 3717579 tip e. canoe

Bill & Gang, don't know if you caught this, but CD had a brilliant idea yesterday:

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-07-02/snowden-withdraws-russia-asylum...

I don't currently have the funds for this endeavour, but if anyone has any bright ideas for an anonymized method of payment, it is not that hard to place a display ad at Sheremetyevo:

SALES DEPARTMENT

Address: Moscow, 125993, Leningradskiy Prospekt, 37, 9, 8 floor building (the building of the hotel "Aerostar")
Tel./fax: (495) 775 +7 ? +7 ? 67 89, (495) 755-89-76
Email: sale@amsgroup.ru

ADDRESS FOR DELIVERY OF ADVERTISING SURFACES

«Sheremetyevo»: Moscow region, Solnechnogorsk district, the territory of the free economic zone (Fez) «Šerrizon», BLD. 1. Tel. + 7 (495) 739-44-35, the contact person is Zelyankov Aleksandr Alekseevich.
«Vnukovo», ABT "Vnukovo-3": Airport "Vnukovo-1. Tel. + 7 (495) 436-24-15, the contact person is Konstantin Epiphany.
Regional airports: Moscow, Leningradskiy Prospekt, 37, 9, 8 floor building (the building of the hotel "Aerostar"). Tel. + 7 (495) 755-89-77, contact person: Daria Kovrižnikova.

I was thinking "On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. Stay ahead of the curve, Edward."

perhaps a crowd-funded Banzai billboard is in order?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 09:46 | 3717534 williambanzai7

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 13:41 | 3718759 peter4805

I like the subtle (or maybe not so subtle) upside down lapel flag. This picture describes the US better than could a thousand words. Great work WB!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:47 | 3718141 monad

He must be from France.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:23 | 3717995 the grateful un...

when you look at it this way he kind of looks like Aaron Hernandez.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:11 | 3717948 Stackers

It's like Jay Leno and Obama had a baby

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:07 | 3717931 krispkritter

Head! Move! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRmLGYSc0XQ

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 09:50 | 3717559 tip e. canoe

that's the best rendition yet, very Gilliam-esque.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 09:45 | 3717527 williambanzai7

Crapper apologises to Congress for making "erroneous statements" in March about spying on Americans. What happened to felony perjury?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:20 | 3717982 ALANBEEKMAN

The only way Crapper will get indicted by Congress is if he played base ball and lied about taking steroids.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 09:42 | 3717512 azzhatter

Is it Vienna or Vagina? Aren't they the same?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 09:35 | 3717466 Mototard at Large

I wonder how closely the Austrians searched the plane? Hiding someone in a plane that size would not be hard if the searchers were not to enthusiastic about their work...

It would be amazingly funny if Snowden gets off the plane in Bolivia!

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 09:27 | 3717434 ebworthen

Obama told Bernanke and Jack Lew to get on the hotlines to European banks; "You will not get taxpayer money via currency swaps and the IMF if you don't help us get Snowden - and we have all your shit tapped so don't try to lie to us either."

Spain got the go ahead to let them land after the plane was searched for Snowden in Vienna.

Ben did a "Ctrl-P" cash infusion across the Atlantic shortly thereafter.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 09:34 | 3717462 Cognitive Dissonance

"Spain got the go ahead to let them land after the plane was searched for Snowden in Vienna."

Did they check the glove compartment? I hear it's very roomy these days.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 09:47 | 3717542 BigJim

And let's say Snowden was on the plane. What would they (the Austrians) have done then? And, more to the point... if they had spirited him away... would we have heard about it?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 10:08 | 3717644 lakecity55

I maintain he slipped off with Maduro during the melee.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 09:24 | 3717422 stiler

They decided they weren't going to knuckle under to Hitler a second time.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 09:24 | 3717417 stant

I hope the next round of disclosures is what I think they will be

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 09:49 | 3717553 tip e. canoe

yes, perhaps this little episode is all just a prelude to the next act.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 09:32 | 3717411 Cognitive Dissonance

Hot potato, hot potato, who's got the (Snowden) hot potato?

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 09:23 | 3717410 involuntarilybirthed

Was this just a warning to all the usual suspects or is the world paranoid of the US? Now that we known about the collection of personal data we could probably blackmail anyone anywhere, even if they chose to run for a US office? As in "if you do this, then this", information has always been power.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 09:27 | 3717425 Ocean22

Yes I think we are all scared of this monster. Look what they gave been capable of doing over the years.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 09:21 | 3717408 RaceToTheBottom

It was all an economic misunderstanding....

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 09:14 | 3717383 Wakanda

They stopped for some schnitzel.

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 09:13 | 3717380 Frank N. Beans

Obama as the Death Balloon? lol

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 11:03 | 3717902 krispkritter

I thought it was just some newfangled NSA spying device. "We're able to hear a rat fart at 400 miles with these suckers!"

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 08:33 | 3717223 news printer

VIENNA | Wed Jul 3, 2013 11:51am IST

(Reuters) - Austria allowed Bolivian President Evo Morales' plane to land because it did not share other countries' worries that former U.S. spy agency contractor Edward Snowden might be on board, Interior Minister Johanna Mikl-Leitner said on Wednesday.

http://in.reuters.com/article/2013/07/03/usa-security-snowden-austria-id...

VIENNA | Wed Jul 3, 2013 5:19pm IST

(Reuters) - Bolivia accused Austria of "kidnapping" its president, Evo Morales, on Wednesday after authorities searched his plane during a stop-over in Vienna on suspicion he was taking fugitive U.S. intelligence analyst Edward Snowden to Latin America.

http://in.reuters.com/article/2013/07/03/usa-security-snowden-jet-bolivi...

Wed, 07/03/2013 - 08:22 | 3717180 news printer

I guess it was all about flat tire...

http://www.emailajoke.com/images/ver4/funny_pics/general/FlatTire.jpg

#Vienna #Spindlegger = Austrian sec.of foreign affairs: "Our people were on #Morales plane - #Snowden is not on bord"

My second guess they were no spare tires on board...

PS.: Millenium Falcon plans

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070217101947/starwars/images/8/81/Millennium_Falcon_Old_Layout.JPG

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