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Submitted by williambanzai7 on 07/10/2013 12:16 -0400

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Thu, 07/11/2013 - 01:43 | 3740547 Manipuflation

William... We have to do something about this but not sure what just yet other than to keep an eye on it. We will see how it goes but this is pure bullshit.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/10/us/dc-kokesh-search

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 19:15 | 3739470 WTFUD

" It's the german delegation Chairman Bernanke "
" What the fuck those bastards still pandering for their gold? "
" Ok let 'em in! "
" welcome herr Schmit und frau Fukenbauer "
" Der is viele viele mucho geld in dem der vaults in fort knox ya ya. "
" Here are das fuken shovels begun diggin und whilst there can you habe einen shifty for shItalias geld also; sie komme nexten woche, danke schon!"

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 18:49 | 3739353 blindman

"the sheer beauty and sophistication of artifact entrances us."
Ancient Egypt and The Alternative Story of Mankind's Origins (Full
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOL0RnxpPlQ
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time 2: 06, 40 ....

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 18:19 | 3739235 news printer

After Weiner; next one

OMG! I JUST DID THE GOVERNOR!

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Japanese officials bungle Google privacy settings, revealing senstive documents including treaty negotiations, hospital records

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:09 | 3738808 Agstacker

Literally, laughed out loud :)

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 15:49 | 3738735 dexter_morgan

The monster from Jekyll Island lives!

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 21:04 | 3739852 williambanzai7

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 15:37 | 3738674 news printer

Ich bin ein hamburger

Did You know that last multilingual President of USA was Franklin D. Roosevelt :)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Presidents_of_the_United_States_by_languages_spoken

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:10 | 3738810 Svendblaaskaeg

German 1: ? - was sagt Er?

German 2: Er sagt dass Er ein "double bread with meat" ist

..and talk about food - Ich selbst bin ein Danish auf Dänemark

"I know a little German, he's sitting over there"

(quote from Top Secret! (1984))

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 15:48 | 3738727 williambanzai7

Bush spoke Taco

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:06 | 3738798 dexter_morgan

Being the first 'black' president, I'm sure Clinton spoke ebonics.

With relatives all over the globe the Choomer in Chief is not multilingual? Interesting.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:30 | 3738888 GeezerGeek

I agree. He probably can tell a lie in English, Indonesian and Kenyan. (They do speak Kenyan in Kenya, right? Just like they speak Austrian in Austria?). The real question is, does the teleprompter work in anything other than English? No sense in shortchanging Obama's intellect if the TOTUS is at fault.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:22 | 3738854 news printer

Interesting; isn't it?

Let's get some spicy tacos:

Who would they be without job:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Presidents_of_the_United_States_by...

ERRATA position 44

http://web.archive.org/web/20110705135237/http://catalogs.uchicago.edu/l...

Errare humanum est :P

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:21 | 3738849 shovelhead

Monica claims Bill was a cunning linguist.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 15:07 | 3738532 Svendblaaskaeg

My bank adviser once told me: The Bank do not pan for Gold, the Banks business model is to sell picks and shovels to hopefull Gold-diggers

If they find the Gold, the Bank win, but if they only find fools-Gold, the Bank win

..and now We know that if the Bank should even fail in making a profit on picks and shovels they still win aka bailout

I do not have a Bank adviser any more, no debt, never again, never ever bloody anything ever..

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 14:49 | 3738469 NoTTD

Just don't let the revenuers find out.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 14:24 | 3738364 the grateful un...

Fool the Rubes Before they figure out what's going on

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 14:05 | 3738250 ALANBEEKMAN

It would appear Emperor Benron has no balls.

Not surprised..LOL

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 13:55 | 3738217 toadold

FRD that means Federal Reserve Boners uh Federal Reserve Bank um maybe Fragrant Rat Butts .

I've had somewhat the same look on my face with a BOA balance sheet and the "Its your own fault you trusted us and we got the government to change the rules" explanatory note.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 14:10 | 3738290 williambanzai7

Fragrant Rat Butts sounds good to me.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 16:24 | 3738863 WarPony

Flying Rat's Butt - what's left after the buckshot gets it's business done.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 14:48 | 3738459 NoTTD

Also a good name for a band.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 15:45 | 3738714 rosiescenario

...or a Chinese dish...."Sir, would you like with or without the tags?"

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 15:49 | 3738731 williambanzai7

Or a brothel

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 13:51 | 3738196 williambanzai7

I was asked to do a Fine Art Print of the Banzai7 classic: Gold Varmint. I went back and redid him using up-to-date Banzai7 Lab techniques and this is the result. It will look awesome framed.

Inquiries: banzai7institute@gmail.com

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 13:47 | 3738187 Downtoolong

Now we know what Ben does on the weekends trying to help JPM balance their physical account. Unfortunately, that shit in his pan looks like tungsten to me.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 13:41 | 3738154 fourchan

dag nabbit, next thing ya know the gubberment be stealing ma gold from me an givin et to the chinamen over yonder.

leavin me with a pile of script only good to use in the outhouse.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 14:19 | 3738343 the grateful un...

oddly enough by some accounts that what FDR did with the gold he confiscated from US citizens, used that gold in payment to foreign countries (most of which we would soon be bombing)

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 13:09 | 3738001 eddiebe