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Tue, 10/01/2013 - 16:25 | 4011394 Son of Captain Nemo
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On "Sorry We're Closed"...

You don't know how prophetic your selection of the improperly taxidermied Lion truly was?

As the story goes that Lion (or what was left of it) dates back somewhere between the 17th and 18th Century Europe was given to a taxidermist who had never seen a lion before and did the best they could with the lack of information, skill and knowledge of recapturing the animals true likeness.

Sort of like Government bureaucrats who never worked a day in their lives in the real economy running our Country!

Another masterful selection Will.

Thanks

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 19:39 | 4012069 acetinker
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Yeah, on first glance I thought it was a jackal... on second thought, maybe that "misinformed taxidermist" was sending his own WB7-esque message?

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 16:03 | 4011268 falak pema
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Being a statist clown in Pax Americana town today means you have no guts, no morals, no ethics; you belong to the private plutocratic oligarchy; they own you and they condone your servile behaviour. You cannot control the Oligarchy fiat tsunami but you must defend your statist construction; the bedrock of your constituancy which got you elected, the derelict remains of the middle class dream.

So in the winter of your discontent, like Lear on the heath, incapable of controlling the course of events, you bow to one by tradition of saying you are the King of state magnanmity; all the while you condone the rape of humanity by the oligarchs. You are now doing the great splits of Folies Bergere cancan, "yes we can" frenzy, relic of a bygone age, in incoherent shutdown. You can feel the steely blade of truthful redemption irking your tired sinews drowning in your ominous impotence, on both sides of your ribcage, but what do you care! 

You are now destined to end like the Comnenos or the Romanoffs of old; lose respectively Constantinople, seat of orthodoxy,  and then its continuator Moscow, to the sons of rabid Templars and "Greed is good Venetians" or to the Bolshy rabble.

One way or the other you are stymied. WHat a bitter taste has history when it repeats! 

Meanwhile, the oligarchy palace of the Kremlin sparkles in all its oligarchy splendour while the people tighten their belts.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 20:23 | 4012260 acetinker
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Brother, I hear you!  If I occasionally mention the dalliances of .gov, my wife, who I love dearly, takes it as a personal affront.  You see, she is an apparatchik of .gov, 'cos she administers the Title 1 funds that .gov provides to the large N. GA school system she works for.  She actually thinks the "grants" are from rich philanthropists.

Goddamn.  She's a good giri.  She follows all the rules.  As far as I know, she's never cheated on me- and I've checked.

Guess I'm still reacting to the J.S. Kim article from yesterday.  Still...

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 11:09 | 4013801 Herd Redirectio...
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Well, I hope she isn't counting on them actually paying her that pension they promised her...

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 17:12 | 4011607 kurt
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Dennis Miller?

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 17:19 | 4011633 falak pema
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Miller beer? Not my brand!

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 19:26 | 4012010 The Alarmist
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Not even the "genuine" draft?

Seriously, you knew things were headed south when light beer became a major seller.  What was the joke of the McKenzie brothersP  That american beer was so weak that you needed twist off caps because you didn't have enought time to justify the use of a church key.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 15:57 | 4011240 George Washington
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Linda Green!

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 23:49 | 4012910 williambanzai7
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Linda Green, another one of my dear departed Mom's favorite comic book characters.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 17:07 | 4011586 falak pema
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she was an expert on OR queueing theory applied to healthcare; something that will be very "à la mode" during shutdown!

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 15:57 | 4011235 HardlyZero
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Seriously, will they release the Kraken now ? !!  Since the zoo is closed and all.  And there is a huge debt to clean up.  What a Fiscal Mess...and now they close shop and decide not to clean it up.  REALLY !

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 18:43 | 4011892 gunbunny
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Yeah, it really bugs the hell out of me that the panda-cam was turned off.  Maybe they can serve up ling-ling at a federal luncheon or something.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 15:41 | 4011143 wisehiney
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These guys ate the wrong kenyans.

 http://www.lionlamb.us/gandd.html

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 15:41 | 4011139 Bear
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"We're Closed" ..... best news in years

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 15:37 | 4011127 Yen Cross
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  Love the Lions feeding pic. Billy. +1

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 19:51 | 4012119 BigJim
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Yes, WB7, that is such an EXCELLENT illustration of what our government is really now all about. Bravo, Sir! You really hit the jackpot with that one.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 15:33 | 4011105 ptoemmes
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Being a statist means never having to say you are sorry.  

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 15:38 | 4011122 Agent P
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Sorry folks, park's closed.  The moose out front shoulda told ya.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 15:48 | 4011175 El Diablo Rojo
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You beat me to it!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwVpSBKzQYo

 

 

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 14:02 | 4010625 wcvarones
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Thank God for Google Search by Image or I would have no idea what you're talking about with that retarded lion.

 

http://www.geekosystem.com/lion-taxidermy/

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 21:33 | 4012510 Flying Wombat
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Very cool! Thanks for the link!

Eric Dubin, Managing Editor, TheNewsDoctors.com

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 20:34 | 4012296 Forty Six and 2
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I never would have found the google image bc I thought it was some kind of dog. Thanks for that link. +1

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 19:53 | 4012124 acetinker
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Yes, thank you.  The thing still looks like a jackal, to me.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 19:51 | 4012116 BigJim
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It would never have occurred to me to find that lion by Googling 'retarded lion'. But there it was.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 17:29 | 4011667 Esso
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That was interesting. I would've never pursued that without your link.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 02:40 | 4013053 old naughty
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a truly gentle-man and a scholar, that WB.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 14:00 | 4010610 TrustWho
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Certificate of Inflammation........Great perspective on last 13 years!

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 17:08 | 4011596 WTFUD
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. . . aint learned nu ting in the last 130 years!
it's sad, so sad, it's a sad sad situaton. . . what are we gonna do? when sorry seems to be the hardest word.

I know; let's drone some Yemenis. Simples.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 19:20 | 4012001 The Alarmist
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WB, Love is never having to say you're sorry.  Your kindly Uncle still loves you, even if you are a foreign terrorist sympathiser.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 22:00 | 4012592 philipat
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Linda Green sure gets around a lot. I find it fitting that MERS is also the name of a virus which kills people?

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 07:23 | 4013197 GetZeeGold
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No one is granted an audience in front of the death panel without Linda Green's signiture.....that means you! We need to keep things nice and legal.

 

So when do we start the mass killings on the road to glory?

 

You've got to do that if you want people to take you seriously.....just ask Mao, Stalin....and everybody's favorite.....Adolf Hitler.

 

 

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 13:54 | 4010591 Dexter Morgan
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Well done.  To me the government shutdown is nothing more than theatre.  I get nothing for my federal tax dollars anyway, might as well get a show.  The government can only hurt me when they're open for business.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 07:23 | 4013202 New_Meat
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“This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as we do when the baby gets hold of a hammer. It’s just a question of how much damage he can do with it before you can take it away from him. Well, in eighteen months these babies have left a record of devastation.”

— Will Rogers
Wed, 10/02/2013 - 10:27 | 4013598 torak
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“Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”

-- Mark Twain

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 08:20 | 4013296 boogerbently
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Shouldn't all "non-essential personnel" be furloughed, PERMANENTLY ?

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