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GRAVITY
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The dollar is floating in space

It's value they want to debase

If Ben has his way

It could float away

And be gone without leaving a trace

The Limerick King

 

 

 

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EINSTEIN EXPLAINS...

 

 

 

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DOUCHE BLACK BELTS

 

 

 

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A DAY IN THE GALLERY

 

 

 

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ADVANTAGE SHIT FOR BRAINS

 

 

 

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JACKASS FED

 

 

 

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THE DEBT CEILING

 

 

 

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NSA SCAM TREK (Mr Schlock)

 

 

 

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THE IMMOLATION OF LIBERTY

 

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Sun, 10/06/2013 - 23:26 | 4029342 stacking12321
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bouncy?

splooge was floating everywhere, though, it was a great big mess.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 19:41 | 4028739 williambanzai7
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Speaking of music, filmand special fx, here is my tribute to Kubrick.

KUBRICK

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 23:08 | 4036881 ShakaZulu
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You in the flesh Banz?  And I wish your pics / references didn't go over my head half the time.  I know I'm losing a lot by not recognizing them.  

But is that Rothschild admiring his America for Sale painting?

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 03:55 | 4029628 NaN
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Yeah, still photography is a great way to start.

http://www.openculture.com/2012/04/stanley_kubricks_very_first_films_thr...

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 00:04 | 4029405 monad
Sun, 10/06/2013 - 20:53 | 4028958 Tijuana Donkey Show
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Open the budget bay doors HAL....

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 15:57 | 4028165 williambanzai7
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Sandra's Buttocks...

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 19:31 | 4028712 Pure Evil
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Well, at least it wasn't Clooney's buttocks. ;o)

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 21:56 | 4029128 the grateful un...
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he threw her in the pool at his party, after calling her LAZY, and THEN she won the oscar. like some folks win the nobel before they do anything about peace, i don't think SB has made a decent film, and Gravy-Ti is just Clooneys way of apologizing for not showing enough respect for KITSCH.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 13:08 | 4030856 monad
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Demolition Man was cast well. 

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 22:20 | 4029217 knukles
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She is of little talent.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 09:30 | 4029954 Miss Expectations
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Adopt an African, win a prize.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 19:38 | 4028729 williambanzai7
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Indeed

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 22:18 | 4029211 knukles
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Shoulda been Richard Gere's buttocks avec gerbil

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 15:21 | 4028072 blindman
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Thales Alenia Space
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1PVcjeYxPg
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Mars One introduction film (updated version)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4tgkyUBkbY
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Samsara, Baraka – Visual Masterpieces
September 2, 2013
Samsara and Baraka are both inspiring, visually stunning cinematographic masterpieces. Everyone on the planet should take the time to watch them.
Filmed over nearly five years in 25 countries on five continents, Samsara transports us to the varied worlds of sacred grounds, disaster zones, industrial complexes, and natural wonders.
Abby
http://www.mediaroots.org/samsara-visual-masterpiece/
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overwhelming is the same old new normal.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 22:04 | 4029162 stacking12321
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if you like samsara and baraka, i highly recommend koyaanisqatsi, i consider it the best movie of all time.

 

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 08:21 | 4029790 blindman
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KOYAANISQATSI: LIFE OUT OF BALANCE-FULL LENGTH
http://www.disclose.tv/action/viewvideo/64335/Koyaanisqatsi__Life_out_of...
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"Zep Tepi" - Egyptian Creation Myths (?)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FgQ42zHipY

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 15:16 | 4028057 djcando
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Jim Carroll said it all    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaitsG1hdeQ

Wicked Gravity

The gravity here is just sick for revenge
It's like my lungs are filled with chains . . .
The sky seems so low,
It hasn't moved this slow
Since the virgins, since the virgins went dancing for the rain

You know the stars in the night
They're like the holes in the cave
Like the ceiling of a bombed-out church
But gravity blocks my screams
It's like an enemy's dreams
My guardians quit
They quit before they started their search

Refrain:
I want a world without gravity
It could be just what I need
I'd watch the stars move close
I'd watch the earth recede

I wanna drift above the borders against my will
I wanna sleep where the angels don't pass
But now my lips are blue
Gravity does it to you
It's like they're pressed against a mirrored glass

I want my will and capability to meet inside the region
Where this gravity don't mean a thing
It's where the angels break through . . .
It's where they bring it to you
It's where silence, silence can teach me to sing

Repeat refrain 2 times

I wanna lay beneath these sheets and never turn blue
I wanna hold you, hold you tight but never touch
I want some pure, pure white; hey, we can nod all night
We can do it without thinking too much

I want the dilettantes and parvenues to choke on my wrists
They think the pearls I wear are pills
I want their gravity to shatter . . . but it really doesn't matter
I got something in my eye that kills!

Repeat refrain

Wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked gravity . . .
Wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked gravity . . .
Wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 03:44 | 4029616 NaN
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I need to dig that vinyl out and play it for all my friends...

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 15:09 | 4028044 Blue Dog
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Learn how to use capital letters.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 20:08 | 4028822 Tall Tom
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He has learned how to use Capital Letters quite well.  Perhaps you need to learn.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 15:51 | 4028150 DollarMenu
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Blue Dog - you the runt of the litter?

You have been here a year and a half and you still don't get the picture?

No treats for you...

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 15:52 | 4028155 williambanzai7
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Time better spent pestering facebook's logo department.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 15:29 | 4028084 williambanzai7
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It never ceases to amaze me how many morons find it their simple minded imperative to presume to tell an artist what he can and cannot do.

In this particular instance an artist who, in a prior life, made a fine professional career of wasting time doing inane things like toiling over upper and lower case letters in high priced financial documents. It was a fucking game to see who could find the most typos at Bowne Printing at 4 AM.

But in this case, they are not typos. They are a thorn in the side of a simple minded grammar Nazi.

Fuck you moron.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 01:48 | 4029529 Mediocritas
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Hey WB, maybe you're aware of it, maybe you aren't, but that style of randomly capitalizing letters is despised by a large percentage of people because it usually indicates that the author is an obnoxious, self opiniated teenager who saw it being used on 4chan and thought it was cool. It's not just about grammar nazism.

Usually a pretty good indicator for douche, not as high as ALL CAPS, but up there. I actually thought that's what you were at first, some 14yo douche, based on the random caps, and avoided reading your posts because of it.

My bad. Eventually suppressed the bias and found out the reality. Been here ever since. But just so you know, typing that way automatically stereotypes you a certain way on the net, a way that doesn't match reality. (I reckon you couldn't give two shits).

Maybe you get a certain artistic kick out of it? It is a type of audience filter I suppose. Pretty irrelevant in the end, but it is a barrier to entry, that's just a fact.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 02:18 | 4029555 williambanzai7
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Oh dear, I am going to lose sleep over this...

 

4CHAN TROLL

 

BTW, the pattern is not random and there is a built in financial pun when one refers to large and small caps.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:24 | 4034735 bread n circuses
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I noticed way back that consonants are capitalized but vowels are lower case unless they begin a word.

 

I don't get the pun, though...

 

consonance capital? maybe...

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 11:08 | 4030305 the grateful un...
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my gawd that reminds me of those stupid security checks with the wiggling letters that don't look like letters (keep working with this banzai, anything that irritating has go to be a great source of material)

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 05:17 | 4029662 Mediocritas
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javascript plus google.com/fonts -> wish granted.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 07:14 | 4029724 williambanzai7
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I don't think that's gonna work here ;-)

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 07:39 | 4029745 dontgoforit
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WMB7, some of your best work ever.  Thanks!  Crazy fun, but dead on target.  Yellen at the goal posts and the album cover of Boulevard of Broken Dreams are both fantastic!

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 16:04 | 4028184 LawyerScum
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Will, you may want to lay off the Jethro Tull. I think their heavy metal tones are making you more agressive.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 16:21 | 4028222 williambanzai7
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Flutes and baroque chord voicings are not heavy metal.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 01:02 | 4029497 Jim in MN
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Here's a funny, I was reading the Tull Wikipedia page (don't ask) and ran across this fully bizarre review by the self-important Village Voice rock critic of the time...

http://www.robertchristgau.com/xg/bk-aow/tull.php

Because its fans have been known to get involved in riots--not only the modest ticket melee that preceded this appearance but at least one major tear-gas affair, in Denver in 1971--and because it has spawned groups like Blodwyn Pig and Wild Turkey, there is a tendency to lump Tull with the so-called heavy bands. This is like calling the Mothers psychedelic because they entitle an album Freak Out! The analogy is doubly apt because Ian Anderson, Tull's vocalist-flutist-guitarist-composer and conceptmaster, is both an admirer and, it turns out, an imitator of Frank Zappa. If Jethro Tull can be categorized at all, it is as a supercommercial Mothers of Invention.

Hilarious, but the critic is otherwise kind of a plotz.

Trouble ahead, trouble behind.....

peace

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 01:07 | 4029504 williambanzai7
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He pushed his own thing in Passion Play and Thick as a Brick and then went totally commercial starting with Bungle in the Jungle.

He did do a nice Christmas song a while back.

An artist has to support himself. I know the feeling ;-)

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 08:09 | 4029775 flapdoodle
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I am still a huge Ian Anderson fan, but from "Thick as a Brick" on his albums lost something. Meethinks perhaps he read too many Aqualung reviews and tried too much to follow some sort of theme genre.. His earlier stuff though is bodacious.

As for Pink Floyd, "Comfortably Numb" literally brings me to tears. Your choice of music is at least as eclectic as your fine art... I do not agree with your critic that you need to use more capitals, maybe more tildas or carets...

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 08:38 | 4029814 williambanzai7
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I loved early Genesis and then Brand X as well.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 16:57 | 4028288 LawyerScum
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They have a Grammy for best metal performance. Are you saying you are more knowledgeable about music than the voting members of the Recording Academy?

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 19:29 | 4028691 williambanzai7
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If you want to put it that way, yes.

Any serious musician will tell you the recording academy is a whore house.

And I am sure Ian Anderson, of all people, held his nose as he took the money.

He did'nt' evenbother to attend the ceremony: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammy_Award_for_Best_Hard_Rock/Metal_Perfo...

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 03:37 | 4029612 NaN
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The flute is made of metal, that must be it ;^)

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 19:19 | 4028673 Freewheelin Franklin
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I remember going to see Bela Fleck a while ago. He said we recently won a Grammy for Best Pop Instumental Album (or something). And he said, "I didn't know that's what we are".

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9XDUBDMNuk

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 19:37 | 4028728 williambanzai7
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Best Pop Instrumental album to Bela Fleck. That is even better.

I receive a daily email letter from someone who has been in the recording industry since the 60s.  They really brought their own misery.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 19:27 | 4028706 Pure Evil
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WB7, don't let the flunkys dull your edge with their mundane ramblings.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 07:37 | 4029736 GetZeeGold
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Learn how to use capital letters.

 

Respect your elders bitch.....if you can't figure out how to do it we'll be more than happy to beat it into you.

 

Now piss off little man.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 14:54 | 4028011 DaddyO
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WilliamBanzai7,

Your effort on this post has catapulted you into a new plane of Combat Visuals!

As a reasonably long term ZH'er, I'm saying your skill level has improved to the point of serious consideration for more than Visual Combat...seriously.

There has always been the cognitive element in your art, however the physical skills have caught up with the mental, emotional and rebellious elements.

WOW, simply WOW!

DaddyO

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 15:34 | 4028114 Jena
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For what it's worth, I agree with DaddyO.  Your references have never been better, your interpretation has never been sharper and your skills have never been so fine.  Simply wonderful work.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 17:32 | 4028383 Wakanda
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WB7 has achieved escape velocity - we can only watch and applaud.

Careful William, the air gets really thin up there.  : - /

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 19:31 | 4028721 williambanzai7
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I haven't taken my shoes off and I don't expect i ever will, figuratively that is ;-)

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 20:58 | 4028964 Tijuana Donkey Show
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Great works, but it still haunts my dreams in a bad way.  I used to dream of hot naked chicks, now I only see stuff like this. My sheets say cleaner at least....

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 14:40 | 4027985 sunkeye
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Signed up ZH seeking "the 3rd way" that is was sick of both Dems & Reps. That was like 3 years ago. Now tho

the #1 reason I click is WB7.  The Nighthawks ref ... William B7 you are the man! 

 

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