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Just like every dooshsack: You always talk about the messenger, to suppress his message. Oh! I forgot, shooting the messenger is your favorite approach to discussions.
Now that is great.
Was over at Yahoo on the Small Business Advisor. (What a waste of time.) There was the post from a man who said he had lost his job.
Some other jerk responded glibly, "Sucessful people don't have jobs. They have careers." Wow...I was impressed at the depth that it must have taken to parrot that sound bite.
I responded thet he needed to go autofellate. That is just one giving one's self a job.
I wish I could have just posted this instead.
This is great. Thanks for the laugh.
Another high brow schmuck. They are multiplying all over the social media networks. You have to whack them like moles.
Thats just someone whose defense mechanism has been activated "That couldn't happen to me. I have a career. I work for the gov't!"
Its not easy to cope these days, believing all the BS in the MSM puts a serious strain on one's cognitive abilities (cognitive dissonance is a bitch)
As I understand it, some guy wrote a book that says a career is something you can take with you wherever you go. A job just disappears when you are fired. I don't know what experience or professionalism is supposed to mean in this hair splitting nonsense.
This is the most ludicrous wordplay imaginable. This is what happens when people are adrift. I won't even call it thinking.
I won't even call it thinking.
Right. It's the regurgitation of slogans.
Blank Fukuppy Template...
This one should be on a T shirt, mug poster etc etc....
Where can i order one?
Forget zazzle. They would bounce this in Fukuppy seconds.
But you are right. It makes a great T-Shirt.
I think you could put, Hey A-Hole, at the top centered, its a real attention getter.
Yeah, with velcro tabs above the pic so you can change the name tag of person/institution/etc. that you wish to salute...
He should be wearing the cerimonial belt of one thousand stitches!
Perhaps it was a bad idea to build nuclear power plants on one of the most seismically active places on the Earth.
"Perhaps it was a bad idea to build nuclear power plants on one of the most seismically active places on the Earth."
It wasn't the nuclear plant. The fuck up was that the Japanese placed the back up cooling pumps within inches of the predicted tsunami high water mark. The tsunami exceeded the high water mark prediction by about a foot and disabled the backup cooling pumps.
It was a design flaw that any half ass Failure Mode and Effect Analysis would have discovered. The design margin for such a catastrophic failure mode was too low.
Join the TEPCO workers baseball team and get a free shirt.
http://i00.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/578789954_1/free-shipping-CPAM-baby-c...
He so cute... I'm gonna name him fuckupalupagus
After printing it out, you need to paint him with glow in the dark paint. The glow in the dark t-shirts would be a money maker on FeeBay.
Simply brilliant.
Maybe I should turn this into a Fukuppy meme template.
Make the part after 'Hey' optionable. 'Hey, ______. Shut the fukuppy.'
If I post it on a forum, it'll go viral lol.
Bill's done some great ones, but yes, out of all of them, this one could/should go viral.
i can see all the cool HK kids wearing the T-shirt right now...
Cake - Nugget
Okay alright, uh no
This one, this one, this one
Heads of state, who ride and wrangle
Who look at your face, from more than one angle
Can cut you from their bloated budgets
Like sharpened knives to chicken mcnuggets
Now heads of state, who ride and wrangle
Who look at your face, from more than one angle
Can cut you from their bloated budgets
Like sharpened knives to chicken mcnuggets
Shut the fuck up, no
Shut the fuck up
(Shut the fuck)
Right, right
Learn to buck up
(Shut the fuck)
Right, shut the fuck up
Hey ho
(Shut the fuck)
Now, now
Learn to buck up
(Oh)
One, two, one two three four
Alright
Now, nimble fingers that dance on numbers
Will eat your children and steal your thunder
While heavy torsos that heave and hurl
Who crunch like nuts in the mouth of squirrels
Now, nimble fingers that dance on numbers
Will eat your children and steal your thunder
While heavy torsos that heave and hurl
Who crunch like nuts in the mouth of squirrels
Shut the fuck up, no
Shut the fuck up
(Shut the fuck)
Right, now
Learn to buck up
(Shut the fuck)
Right, shut the fuck up
Hey ho, ya
(Shut the fuck)
Ya ya
Learn to buck up
Now, simple feet that flicker like fire
And burn like candles in smoky spires
Do more to turn, my joy to sadness
Than somber thoughts of burning planets
Now, clever feet that flicker like fire
And burn like candles in smoky spires
Do more to turn, my joy to sadness
Than somber thoughts of burning planets
(Shut the fuck)
Alright, okay I don't
(Shut the fuck)
Wanna, I don't wanna hear it
That's right
(Shut the fuck)
Oh, okay I don't wanna
(Shut the fuck)
I don't wanna
(Shut the fuck)
Hey, ho, ya
(Shut the fuck)
I don't wanna
I don't wanna
(Yea, one two one two one)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtfOkptBCtk