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Tue, 10/22/2013 - 23:18 | 4081737 Manipuflation
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I found this ammo in the office.  I remember bullshitting a guy back in 2007 or so and he said he had this great ammo.  I was like, yeah, sure you do.  One day he showed up with it and sure as hell he did have it.  I bought it.  U.S. made 7.62x51? and WRA65.  Are you kidding?  I have been in the world of ammo since before gold dropped below $300.  This WRA65 really is some beautiful ammo.

Yes, I know that there is some asshole out there on the net who claims he has 500 rounds to sell but that is bullshit.  You just never see original ammo like this on the market.  I thought perhaps some Vietnam vets might like to see again.  I do not have that much if this ammo but I would sell some.

 

   http://www.boatingaccidentnews.com/possibly-for-sale/

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 22:08 | 4081565 hangemhigh77
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What I wouldn't give to just haul off and bust that little prick Dimon right square in the nose and just spatter that bitch all over his face.  I think you could sell that as a vacation package.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 23:02 | 4081696 GMadScientist
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I will open the bidding at $1000 of these little pieces of paper.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 20:37 | 4081363 Reaper
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Murdoch's NY Compost pile is Prince Andrew of New York's major nutriment source. Rupert's boy financed his governor's campaign by collecting funds from lawyers representing clients with suits against NY State when Prince Andrew was representing NY State as Attorney General. Prince Andrew continues his innovative fund raising cash from those who want something from the State. The NY Compost recognizes a future President who knows how to speak out against corruption and enable it at the same time. http://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/15/nyregion/governors-crusade-against-cor...

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 18:30 | 4081088 Goldilocks
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Adam Ant - Goody two Shoes 1982
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27Tj-Xo_eqI (3:18)

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 22:36 | 4081632 mjcOH1
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Ant

"Ant was poised to join the 1980s-focused Here & Now tour in January 2002, but was unable to do so after he was charged with throwing a car alternator through a pub window and then threatening patrons with an imitation firearm. The previous evening, Adam has since claimed, he had received telephone threats to himself and his young daughter from the jealous husband of a female Camden Market stallholder who had agreed to make some clothing for him. The following morning, advised by people around Camden that he would find the man in question at the Prince Of Wales pub in Camden, Ant arrived there to confront his persecutor. Some of the pub patrons made fun of his appearance and told him in mocking terms that the man he was looking for was not present. Staff then asked him to leave as the premises were a private members' club. Before storming off, Ant angrily told them all that he would be back. Some hours later, finding a discarded car alternator in the street, Ant threw it through the pub window. The broken glass injured a local musician. Chased through the backstreets of Camden by pub security and others, he drove them away by pulling out an old World War II-era starting pistol, once the property of his father. Returning afterwards to the main street, he was spotted by a police patrol, gun still in hand, and arrested as he tried to leave the scene in the back of a minicab.[37]

Ant was brought to court at the Old Bailey. The charges against him, which included criminal damage and threatening members of the public, were reduced to a single count of causing affray, to which he pleaded guilty. He was fined £500 and ordered to psychiatric care with a suspended sentence. In June 2003, he was arrested again by police after a conflict with a neighbour resulted in him attempting to smash in the neighbour's patio door with a shovel, and then lying down on the concrete floor of a café basement with his trousers pulled down, curling up, and trying to sleep."

 

Stand and deliver!

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 18:22 | 4081071 Goldilocks
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STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES - FORREST GUMP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_Komi7wnAw (2:25)

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 18:15 | 4081043 Nobody For President
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I understand why you used Maria, but Ina Drew is reallly the Mama of the Whale...

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 20:46 | 4081381 williambanzai7
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I know, but Maria oped up her trap last week.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 17:29 | 4080890 Chupacabra-322
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Drop in the bucket for JP & this prick when they profit in the Trillions off the Casio market.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 16:45 | 4080731 tip e. canoe
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NY CoMPosT, haha well done Bill.  sounds like the making of a regular series.

little do most Big AppleHeads know the Shit beyond all epic proportions lies in waiting for them, literally.

from The Royal Horse's Ass:

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-06-17/bloomberg-to-require-new-yorker...

New York City will require residents to separate food waste for collection to be composted by 2016

of course, Queen Mikey will be no where near his palace on the UES by then to smell the stink :)

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 16:44 | 4080730 whoopsing
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I saw this yesterday, I was like WTF, making JD out to be a victim...crazy stuff! Thanks William, hope all is well with you and yours

 

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 16:30 | 4080673 ReligiousAtheist1
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Outstanding as ever WB7 LMFAO

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 15:56 | 4080522 SILVERGEDDON
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" Mister Schumer - tear down that fan ! "

" If the Foo Shits, wear it ! "

" What manner of perfidious dog fuckery our leaders are allowing bankers to shove up our collective buttholes ? "

" America - where Men are Men, and the sheep are nervous. " 

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 15:40 | 4080475 Manipuflation
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"The United Nations is seeking ways to make extensive repairs and updates to the building that is plagued by asbestos, lead paint and concrete falling off, as well as inefficient ventilation and windows and a lack of fire sprinklers. Renovation could cost $1 billion and possibly require the construction of a new office tower to the south of 42nd Street to house the Secretariat's activities meanwhile."

Lest we forget.   I am cleaning out the office today and that oil painting with the UN depiction that I showed you WB just can't be in here anymore.  In fact, it needs to be sold or burned.  Kudos to Mrs. M for finding out some additional background on that shitshow.

 

via http://www.nyc-architecture.com/MID/MID001.htm

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 16:09 | 4080579 Manipuflation
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Sixteen firearms have been located so far.  All of this needs to come out of here and the place be cleaned up.  Mrs. M says it is an episode of Hoarders.LOL:-)  For some reason, well over a thousand rounds of various ammo cailbers and gauges have accumulated in here as well.  There is also a rusty old scythe.  It's about a 150 square foot office.

Sweet, I just found one of those extendable police batons.  Several thousand primers... A sealed pound of Alliant Blue Dot gunpowder with a pricetag of $15.99 on it.  Who know's what else is in here?

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 15:50 | 4080492 Big Corked Boots
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There needs to be an audit of the cost overruns on the UN project. The waste there is astounding.

Oh, wait... we will get an audit of the Fed long before we ever see oversight at the United Nations.

 

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 16:39 | 4080712 tip e. canoe
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who's the GC, do you know?

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 16:16 | 4080612 Manipuflation
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That is why I am auditing my stuff BCB.  My garage is jammed full of reloading stuff and I need to handload up some more ammo soon... I think.  I know for my 280 Rem I will.  How so much stuff got in in here over the past few years is beyond me.:-)  Quite a bit of mil-spec ammo in here.:-)

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 15:37 | 4080460 Lmo Mutton
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Mercy.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 15:20 | 4080399 williambanzai7
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Second Oar Fish Spotted in California...

 

 

VINTAGE PRINT OF BLANKFEIN OARFISH

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 20:49 | 4081390 williambanzai7
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I think it's a Whorish Moarfish swimming up shit creek without and Oar, named after it's discoveror, Sir Thomas Moar.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 19:24 | 4081216 Tall Tom
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It is clearly a MOARfish. But what does the 119 in Roman Numerals stand for? Thanks WB. It is good.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 18:08 | 4081017 Clowns on Acid
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MoarFish....oops...too late

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 17:08 | 4080834 geewhiz
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Whorefish

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 17:10 | 4080823 LeisureSmith
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Must be a typo Will, that is clearly a Moarfish. Only creature in the sea known to be living in symbiosis with the Vampire squid. Have been observed greedily feasting on the rich remains saturating the water column in a squid feeding frenzy. It's exterior have been described as "expensive looking" but the creature is slippery with toxic slime and notoriously hard to catch, that and the fact that there is no comercial value in going after it has led the Moarfish to grow large and ferocious.

Commonly found stalking prey around large dark pools.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 16:47 | 4080737 therealmonty
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What do you make of all these Oarfish sightings Bill?  Word is they are related to some ancient Japanese omen.  Could this be our day and ages "black swan?"  I heard they even found a couple outside Tokyo a year before Fuk.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 22:28 | 4081618 the grateful un...
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means we're up a creek

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 18:00 | 4080984 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Take a geiger counter to them...........

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 15:15 | 4080375 williambanzai7
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ALL IN THE FAMILY AGAIN
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It's All In the Family again

And Meat-head of course will be Ben

Maria's the mum

Lloyd's blonde and dumb

And Jamie's the bigot...amen!

The Limerick King

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 22:23 | 4081606 Freddie
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The Ben Benank as "Meathead."

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 22:05 | 4081555 hangemhigh77
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Good stuff Mr. King.  Please tell BanZAIIIIIIIIII it would be nice to see some heads in nooses once in a while. Thank you and continue your rampage.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 18:19 | 4081049 buzzsaw99
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Boy, the scams JP Morgan played!

Stocks that made the Hit Parade.

Guys like us, we had it made.

Those were the days!

And you knew where you were then.

Girls were girls and men were piss pot poor.

Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.

Didn't need no welfare state.

Everybody pulled his weight.

Gee, our old Ponzi scheme ran great.

Those were the days!

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