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Sun, 10/27/2013 - 05:17 | 4094674 Mediocritas
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Can't even bring myself to bother reading reviews of Greenspan's latest bullshit. Just the title says it all, "I made a map, turns out the territory was totally different to the map but hey, I'm only human and all that, plus the territory just isn't "rational" (as I define it, and only us Randroids are rational so only we get to say what rational actually is), so basically we can ignore the territory. Hey, did I mention that I made a map?"

Oh my, I think I finally found a use for ZIRP!

Sat, 10/26/2013 - 12:51 | 4093335 blindman
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https://rally.stopwatching.us/
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Rally Against Mass Surveillance Livestream:
live action from the capitol,
it's the beat !

Sat, 10/26/2013 - 13:13 | 4093404 monad
Sat, 10/26/2013 - 00:45 | 4092384 Coldfire
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Outstanding, WB7.

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 23:56 | 4092318 Manipuflation
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You would all think I don't live near idiots but I do.  There should really be no wonder why I do not like to talk to anyone that I do not have to.  Is Minnesota the the Oregon of the Midwest?  I can't stop these idiots no matter what I do!

http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2013/10/25/congresswoman-wants-redskins-name-banned-at-vikings/

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 21:04 | 4091975 williambanzai7
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The moron is out busy trying to rehabilitate his image. A rather tall order I would say given tha the shitpile that is his  his legacy continues to build... 

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 23:38 | 4092266 MontgomeryScott
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Mr. Greenspan's Neighborhood!

 

Hi Kids. I'm Mr. Greenspan.

Today, I'd like to teach you some new words. Of course, my friends have come by over the years, teaching you about 'asset re-allocation', and 'rehypotheticization', as well as 'tapering', and that weird plant named 'Green Shoots'. That plant has little, spindly branches, and no leaves, and smells REALLY BAD. Anyway...

The neighborhood politician, Mr. Mullatobama, had some friends over last week. You remember that now, don't you, kids? They talked all about if a person wasn't really sincere, but sounded like he was now, he could be trusted with your ass(ets)and how that is now O.K.? If he wants to put his hand on your bottom and squeeze it, you really should trust him. He won't hurt you, kids. He's my friend as well.

ANYWAY, I'd like to talk to you about a NEW word. Have you kids ever heard the phrase 'THERMONUCLEAR WAR'? It's when the bullies on your block all get mad at each other, and start yellin'. They are yellin' at each other because they look like dummies, all owing money to each other, and this issue could be settled by a visit to MY neighborhood. I don't think they WILL come over, and it makes me sad. It makes me SO SAD that I might have to tell some of them to bomb each other. Have you ever heard of a 'bunker buster', kids? I thought not.

ALL in all, that little stupid toy railroad, and the postman who seems to show up every day, and all the people that you meet here, are all fucking actors, kids. If you want a little fantasy life, try thinking about your momma's tits. This is my last show, so I am going away to a place where you little bastards won't ever find me....

(PBS cut the feed, as they hauled off the director, Mr. Bernanke, and edited the televised show to reflect the genre of the current political theater. They replaced both with a new director/actor named 'Mr. Yellin'.)

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 21:38 | 4092070 Reaper
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He's reprobate, beyond apology. His evil is too great to be be interred with his bones.

Sat, 10/26/2013 - 11:07 | 4093103 asteroids
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The only thing this moron had to do was to keep his mouth shut after he retired. You really couldn't think ill of him then. But, he has terminal FED disease, he feels compelled to sqwak like a damn crow. Now you know for a fact that the FED really has no clue what its doing. Him, the chairsatan, and old Yeller.

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 20:42 | 4091926 Reaper
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The Douche perniciously spawns, gathers, oozes and infects.

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 18:54 | 4091636 Rusty Shorts
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Hey WB7, can you do a Blazing Saddle's a New Sheriff image, thanks

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 21:02 | 4091972 williambanzai7
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I know I have it. I did it back in the days when such an image was considered patently racist.

Camp town racist sing this song, doo dah doo dah...

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 22:39 | 4092199 GMadScientist
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I dug your grandma was Dutch!

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 18:45 | 4091602 NuYawkFrankie
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Going.... Going..... GONE!!!! Outta the Park!!!!

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 17:46 | 4091494 no more banksters
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"Little later, Milton Friedman and the Chicago Boys conducted the first major neoliberal experiment, using Chile of dictator Pinochet as a lab rat. Reagan and Thatcher who were fanatically committed to the neoliberal doctrine, extended its dominance during 80s, by applying the respective policies favoring deregulation and dismantling of the welfare state. In 1992, the former banker and CEO of Citigroup, Walter Wriston, finally announces the total dominance of neoliberalism in his book "The twilight of Sovereignty", while the same year, the chairman of the "Federal" Reserve, Alan Greenspan, "warns" the newly elected president Bill Clinton, to withdraw his campaign commitments for social benefits, as he claimed that, the deficit was reached dangerous levels."

http://failedevolution.blogspot.gr/2013/10/new-deal-vs-obamacare-one-rea...

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 17:44 | 4091490 no more banksters
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Police recordings of Greek and foreign journalists for the Skouries gold mine case in Greece directed to criminalize activists

http://failedevolution.blogspot.gr/2013/10/police-recordings-of-greek-an...

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 17:33 | 4091452 the grateful un...
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i see Rand Paul is going to block her nomination. predictable response from POTUS, oh come on you guys? then another reminder that she will be the first female Fed chairman (all hail the secret agenda) this website might not bring an end to the terrible rain, but healthcare.gov certainly will.

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 16:39 | 4091317 williambanzai7
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WONDER YELLIN

Sat, 10/26/2013 - 20:46 | 4094162 Loukanika the r...
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The liver spots around the vagina are slightly disturbing

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 16:58 | 4091367 malikai
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Holy shit that hurts!

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 18:22 | 4091554 Pure Evil
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For a second there, while scrolling down, I thought for sure we were going to see a set of sagging money bags.

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 16:18 | 4091264 Scritchy
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Wm, is that Edgar Allan Poe hiding behind Reagan's monkey?

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 16:40 | 4091320 williambanzai7
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I believe it is...quoth the raven debts no more...

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 15:45 | 4091150 williambanzai7
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FLYING GREEDSPAM

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 23:55 | 4092317 MontgomeryScott
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WAIT!

Off in the distance, I see Helicopter Ben, as he aims his chopper down, saving the day, as he magically lassos all the loose bills, deciding to save them instead of 'GREEN-SHPAWN'.

The crowd goes WILD, as he opens the door, and the fluttering FRN's go wistfully out, covering the slavering masses (who are now killing each other to get the crumbs from the master's helicopter-table).

The 'masked banker' (once thought of as a defender of the evil known as 'gold standard') recedes in to the distance, the thump of his rotobotic electronic money-printing machine echoing in their ears, as the crowd below ignores the splattered CDO-labeled spam, now buried in the crater of WTC7. They start calling for MOAR, as the are YELLIN'...for YELLIN...

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 19:06 | 4091673 LawyerScum
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that's fucking funny. made me laugh Billy.

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 18:24 | 4091556 Pure Evil
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Look at me, I'm flying, I'm flying.

Hey ma, look no hands on my green spammer.

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 16:50 | 4091347 Manipuflation
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LOL!!!:-)

Sat, 10/26/2013 - 00:04 | 4092331 12ToothAssassin
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Any boating accidents lately?

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 15:28 | 4091077 shovelhead
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The Chihuahua...

I shit a brick.

Thank you. I'm regular again.

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 15:23 | 4091059 williambanzai7
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THE BERNANKE CRIME FAMILY (UPDATED)

Sat, 10/26/2013 - 00:11 | 4092336 NOZZLE
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99 percent of the people would not even get the background on the names, "Johnny Commode" after his $80k Mahogany toilet.

Sat, 10/26/2013 - 00:11 | 4092335 MontgomeryScott
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I see the inclusion of a few people of color, but less of the female gender, WB.

Not only is that RACISSSS, but it is GENDERISSS!

I mean, Janet 'NAPPY' Napolitano and her twin stster, Janet L. Reno, are not represented fairly (as they take advantage of a black woman for the camera).

I like the inclusion of Turbo-tax Timmy Geithner, as 'The Bookie', though.

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 19:41 | 4091769 Quantum Nucleonics
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You need to update your perp sheet.  I hear there is a new boss getting made.  Janet "the Man" Yellen.

Sat, 10/26/2013 - 00:13 | 4092341 MontgomeryScott
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'JAN THE MAN'.

Those people in the North seem to have no issue with gender-bending.

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 19:31 | 4091735 g'kar
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Junior Soprano doesn't belong with this crowd.

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 18:20 | 4091552 Pure Evil
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Corzine as the Vaporizer fits him to a tee!

 

Shouldn't nose picker really be the Booger Eater?

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 16:40 | 4091322 NoTTD
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Why do I find Blythe Masters so attractive?  The eviler she looks, the more I like it.

 

That is a real character flaw.

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 16:10 | 4091230 silverserfer
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all with one thing in common...  black mamba is waiting for them all in hell. 

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 15:22 | 4091056 williambanzai7
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AGE OF FLATULENCE

Sat, 10/26/2013 - 00:15 | 4092343 MontgomeryScott
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UM...

FUCK YEAH!

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 15:19 | 4091048 williambanzai7
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MAESTRO THE SPACE MONKEY

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 17:35 | 4091457 the grateful un...
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PHD primates in hyper monetary (and centrally planned) space

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 15:18 | 4091041 williambanzai7
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MAESTRO COIN
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MAESTRO COIN

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 15:15 | 4091027 williambanzai7
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MAESTRO

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 22:28 | 4092183 Bernankenstein
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OMG, LOL and spitting all over myself

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 18:17 | 4091538 Pure Evil
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Here fido, I've got your favorite snack, you know, peanut butter on a stick, come get it boy.

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 15:08 | 4090988 williambanzai7
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PhD COMMITTEE (FINAL VERSION)
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Collaboration with @Aristarchan...

Hi Ari, hope all is well!

Sat, 10/26/2013 - 07:49 | 4092721 JamesBond
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They have  nice skin

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