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A successful impeachment brings you...Joe (This is a big fucking deal man!) Biden. Joe"I am a zionist" Biden. fixed it for ya
God i Love Mike Judge...Idiocracy is a classic
Doctor in Waiting Room: Clevon is lucky to be alive. He attempted to jump a jet ski from a lake into a swimming pool and impaled his crotch on an iron gate. But thanks to advances in stem cell research and the fine work of Doctors Krinsky and Altschuler, he should regain full reproductive function again.
Trashy Guy: [in the background] Get your hands off my junk!
another...
Doctor: [laughs] Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...
WB7 is my weapon of choice to fight the rampart insanity of a world gone KraZzzeeee....
I reload daily....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ7z57qrZU8
its too bad hc doesn't work like car insurance, where one company goes after the other for damages. what the car insurance companies want is no fault which is just like the hc product. doctors are mechanics (as the joke goes, the difference is a mechanic washes his hands before he goes to the bathroom?) which is another racket obfuscated by technology. i would like to say todays cars are better only when they aren't accelerating for no reason
Every business [legitimate and otherwise] knows that the low-hanging fruit is the US government. Yes, that's right, they LINE UP to steal your hard-earned $'s after the government steals them from you. Once stolen, everyone's in on the game - they get richer, you get poorer...
hahaha bernanke fooled them, he pays them off with script funny money, fiat, which he prints in the basement, the bernanke doesnt need a budget from congress, forget that shit, just watch them line up at the trough and if that steak dinner tastes like cardboard, hey, your'e getting yours you greedy pigs. the people grow their own and they eat like kings, hahahaha
Toni Townes-Whitley (comember of Association of black princeton alumni with moochelle) class of '85 is a bigwig of CGI and friend of moochelle. CGI is the company that got the no bid contract to build the $678 million obozocare fiasco. Gee, any "healthcare" fraud in this????? Nah, just me being cynical again. Still, it nags me- a question of competence or corruption or cronyism or undeserved academic credentials based on admission based on skin color or just because the Bengals beat the Jets yesterday or ???
BANZAI, at some point don't you get tired of your juvnile pasttime?
Do you really take that much satisfaction from keeping these dumbfucks chortling at inane cartoons?
Why not make is simpler for yourself and just show big piles of poop and put names on them? These yokels will laugh just the same every time, all you'd have to do is move the piles around and changes the names once in a while.
Your shit is old so maybe new shit would be refreshing...well, not to me but maybe to the mindless stooges who think you are the bomb.
I hope he DOES get satisfaction keeping us "dumbfucks" chortling.
What the hell is wrong with that???
I wish more people would have as their mission in life to keep dumbfucks laughing. We need more laughs. When Bonzai stands before God, he'll be able to say hey, "I helped to keep Wahooo from having a miserable life."
What have YOU done today for anyone?
Hey Geruda McFucktard,
I'm retired.
I have two adult kids. Employed adult kids with jobs and no college debt.
Speaking of debt I haven't any myself. All paid and settled. Four mortgages in a single career.
Lucky me. Now I have something to do that makes people all around the world smile. More than I can say for the rich asswipes that were my clients in a previous life. Asswipes such as your highly busy and profoundly self important self no doubt.
Living the asswipe good life counting the shit they can't take with them while trolling fringe low brow Zero Hedge contributers. Funny fun fun! Your wife must love you for it.
Me, I live modestly well within my simple means and I have people who gratiously support what I am doing. Very successful and interesting people from many walks of life who know what walking bullshit is when they see it.
But most importantly, I now have a family of hundreds if not thousands of followers who actually give a fuck about me and my well being.
Something I am sure you most certainly do not have.
So go fuck and yourself in the alley in front of your neighbor's dog instead of disturbing my space, thou goatish ill-nurtured fustilarian!
And learn how to spell while you are at it.
And thank you for serving as today's verbal punching bag.
Take the high road, wb; you can afford to :-)
Poof! ;-)
We have a lot in common. Two adult kids - with jobs - no college debt - mortgage free house plus several mortgage free rental houses - I'll bet we could make a long list of commonalities -
As for your followers, not so sure I'd want that particular coterie tagging along behind me - I suspect if you look back you'd see a slime trail.
You often have some intelligent things to say - just seems to me the pre-occupation you have with amusing goobers by trying to characterize Obama as the root of all evil and not just another hapless victim of our faux-democratic oligarchy is sadly misguided. Your focus is entirely misplaced. The bankers run it all and it would be likely instant death for anyone who was seen to be making headway against changing the system.
There are too many fools being taken in by the focus on personalities which entirely serves the ends of the true evil doers.
There is one big difference between you and me. I always remembered where I came from and I always hung with the homeboys instead of frowning at them from a town car. You will no doubt notice that as a blogger I do not consider myself above engaging with the commenters for example. I certainly never disparaged the working people in my family and I never considered myself culturally elite.
You on the other hand seem to be sitting on a high horse passing judgement in a place you need not frequent if you dislike it, on people you have no clue about.
And I'll tell you something else, as much scat humor as I have heard on the street and working construction through school, as well as here on ZH, the most vile and offensive scat humor does not originate from blue collar types. That's because the blue collar people are merely bantering while the Ivy league types truly believe the shit they are spewing to be true, shitty deals and all.
Now here is the real shit that you do not seem to get. The vile bullshit is not here in the comment threads of ZH. It is being spewed in real time in Vichy DC and on Wall Street. And that bullshit is hurting real people. It is not irritating old farts looking for a diversion.
Get wise bro...
BTW, I was never a landlord and at any given moment I only held what RE I needed for my family to live. In the end I became a renter. Call it my sixth bubble sense.
Remembering where you come from - whoopie - seems highly overrated - who doesn't.
Me, I'm doing some of the wet work for people who don't have time to waste their time in the pig slop.
Passing judgements seems to be the only thing anybody here does. Tyler posts a wealth of information that is worthwhile to read, the only reason I come here.
The braindead comments I read afterwards are what rile me up. Obama is not the problem. As much as anyone else he's the victim. He's a decent human being - why the hell he wanted to throw his life away carrying the burden of the presidency is beyone me.
The whole goddamn world was on the edge of panic at the time things were collapsing around president cheney. You think a person steps into a new job and immediately starts telling all the people who are frantically telling him the system is about to collapse and they are the only ones who can fix it to go fuck themselve he's going to bring in a whole different set of bankers to fix the problem? You all live in la-la land about the true nature of the problem.
Kennedy was scared shitless when he sat at his first meeting with the military and military-minded all sitting around the table telling him he was a snot nose kid who had no choice but to invade cuba. Do you honestly think Obama wasn't a hostage to all those asshole he allowed to continue their roles as gurus of the economy. if he'd tried anything in opposition they'd've walked away and said "fine, fix it yourself sucker" and by now we'd all be eating the bark off trees. How soon everyone forgets how scary it was when the entire house of cards was about to collapse.
Unfortunate today it has never been truer that perception is the reallty. Alan Greenspan, the worst POS who ever held an important position is still treated like some enlightened guru when he should have gotten the same treatment as Mussolini.
All this cartoon nonsense focusing on one person so much as you do is silly beyond description.
But go ahead and get your ya-ya's off, that's all I'm doing. Except for the few moments a week I spend here heckling the audience and the performer you are all dirt to me.
At least when you read the comments posted at a site like Clusterfuck Nation you encounter intelligent life periodically. And that's not to say there aren't more than a few here who don't think they deserve a plumb for coming up with names like McTurd, and poopy pants but they are too far outnumbered to make it worhwhile to look for.
This grows tedious.
I have a simple and concise suggestion for you. One that I just applied as I began reading your comment.
When you see what you think is garbage, stop reading it.
So far as I am aware, there is no law yet that forces you to read what you don't want to.
Likewise, I strongly recommend you do not click on any posts that I produce...ever.
I will be sincerely appreciative.
And if someon tries to force you to click, please let me know. I will assist you in any way possible subject to the limitations of geographic distance for which I am deeply grateful.
In the meantime, I think I'll take the high road as suggested...
AssHole!
You could have made it simpler...
It's not correct to say this, but I suspect with this crowd it will be OK.
"Winning an argument on the internet is like the special Olympics. Even if you win you're still a retard."
Banzy, simmer down...yer taking this all too personal. Ever hear of the Four Agreements? Number 1 (or is it 2), "never take anything personal".
Be happy - I'm stimulating you (gawd I hate to think of the way some people here will take that, I hope you can bend your mind away from the alternate meanings that no doubt spring into the minds of your fawning entourage).
Anyway, tell me this little interaction we have going doesn't have your juices flowing a little more vigorously than the usual - "Oh bonesy we wuv you" pap.
GERUDA I have been aware of the evil doers for over forty five years, I would match my knowledge of who runs the world any day against you....................bring it on bitch. WE ALL GET THE EVIL OLIGARCHY FAUX EVERYTHING BS, HERE AT ZH. GOD, YOU ACT LIKE YOU ARE THE ONLY ENLIGHTENED POSTER HERE. WE ALL GET IT, WE ALL GOT IT A LONG TIME AGO....................WELCOME TO THE PARTY PAL.
+1, WB7, you just nuked him. well, he deserved it. strange, though, I somehow also assumed you'd be around your 20s. something about your writing style, perhaps
If you live on the west coast we've all been nuked already - by fuk you shima - that's why you should pay special attention anytime the subject is medical related cuz yer gonna need it sooner than you expected.
This comment is probably hopelessly incorrect - gotta believe for many here cardio issues will trump things long before the damages caused by nucleotides. but think of your children and grandchildren.
Let's see, can we think of a way to blame Obama for the fact unsafe nuclear technology was jammed downed civilizations throat and make a cartoon about it?
obama has done nothing to warn his own people about the dangers of fukushima and offered no real help to the japanese. this is an example of his terrible oversight of this country. no stepped-up monitoring of Pacific fish consumed by Americans, no plan to handle the oncoming flotsam from the tidal wave, no presidential statements or press conferences to discuss the danger. he pretty much is ignoring what could be a world changer and threat to his beloved, lame hallmark legislation. and you are either naive, misinformed, or duplicitous about your understanding of the man. he deserves all the revulsion mr. banzai can muster and then more from us, you insipid stooge.
Yep, not just Obama - more importantly the MSM. For all we know Obama could be screaming his lungs out about it. If it ain't on the news it ain't happening in today's world.
They have plenty of time to warn us about twerking, just no time for radiation contamination. But if it makes you feel good, put it all on Obama, I'm sure if only they could get the microphone the tea baggers would have warned us all.
You are precisedly what I loath about this place. Every single issue is Obama's fault. He is a place holder, can't you get that?
If he got up on the bully pulpit and informed us all of what he knows, history would condemn him forever for being so naive as to think he wasn't the cause of stampeding the cattle herd.
Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter. At least that's what I tell the land lady;-)
Age = mind over matter?
Do you tell yourself that when your bones ache in the morning such that it hurts to stay in bed then bang around against the walls as you totter towards the toilet...or in the case of a lot of goobers here - towards the outhouse in back...
I think he was thrown off by the maturity level of the humor Banzai - take a hint from that. We aren't all stupid here.
You have no idea who you are talking to. Go back to your room and work your woofy, peckerhead.
Geruda practices autofellatio. He has to be spineless in order to do that with one inch.
+ e^{1,000,000}
I'm a follower and love your work. Keep it up!
-1) because its monday. i stopped reading the LA Times years ago, for this very reason. an encyclopedia of fraud, corruption, sociopaths, psychopaths (running our government) and new faces every day. what can i do? wait and every four years vote for a person who only gets 2% of the vote? so you do have a point, but at least WmB7 work seems fatigue proof, and i can check out a few images and have the story. much more efficient. and who knows maybe next time that guy will get 4% of the vote
GTFO humorless drone!
What do you do? nevermind
obama- Is that you?
Ain't humor great?
Meanwhile this site is inhabited by a howling pack of truly stupid sounding people. It sounds like a high proportion of those who comment here use what little intellectual horsepower the have, and it ain't much, trying to think up cutesy ways of transmogrifying the names of politicians in something they think will amuse the rest of the goobers who thrive on the drivel.
This place stands out as having the most infantile sounding flock of giggling gehoots I can find anywhere on the internet. It's hard to keep from imagining that a huge majority of you are fatter than hogs and have wives who horrify because any normal woman would be too digusted to be in the same room with the stink you exude.
Just my impression, forgive me if I'm wrong.
Geruda, Internet Assumption Boy, the new superhero !
Large words, formulated to confabulate the "howling pack".
Dreadful syntax, perfidiously piss poor spelling.
You smell like elderberries. I fart in your general direction.
Round up a dictionary, flush your elitist attitude down the toilet, and take down that Obama Jesus shrine you have nailed up in the bedroom.
He is just another errand boy for the powers that be, albeit a more eager Step n Fetchit than most recent offerings by the Red And Blue Circus.
Go chase some parked cars, and knock some sense into that fucked up head of yours.
Ain't free speech great?
GERUDA You are most welcome to leave if you don't like the banter. OBTW aren't you the half wit that that posted the award winning "MOST STUPID POST EVER DONE ON ZH" about two or three weeks ago?
Thanks for letting me know. And all this time I've just kept this website up on my computer screen wondering what to do. You mean I can actually leave if I want to. Gosh, I wish I'd a known.
And yer telling me I won some kind of award 2 or 3 weeks ago? I must have missed that - can you show it to me, I'd love to know about it. Most stupid post here has to be mighty mighty special because the competition is ferocious...
Ger-rude-a is clearly Valerie Jarrett.
Now you know, so fuck off.
Below is Kunstler's description of our medical situation. All that needs to be pointed out is that the republicans are primarily the ones responsible for opposing the kinds of fixes that would have gone a long ways to remedy the situation. A single care provider approach means cutting out the sleazy tribe of middle-men who make our way of fleecing the ailing public so profitable. The prime directive of the republican party is at all costs protect the unholy wealth of those who already have most of it...
The ObamaCare piece of the picture is a mere pathetic soap opera compared to the first two quandaries. The 2000-page law did nothing to address the core tragedy of medicine in America — namely, that it has evolved into a hideous hostage racket. You go to a hospital with a terrifying illness and you are susceptible to fleecing by the so-called “care-givers” for the promise that you may get to live. No prices for treatment are never discussed. They are presumed to be astronomical — but who cares if you end up dead, and if you do get to live, you’ll figure that out later. If you hold an insurance policy, these charges will be subject to a fake negotiation between grifting insurance companies and grifting hospitals, physicians, and drug companies. The price “settlements” are only slightly less a joke than the actual charges, and are obfuscated in documents designed to bewilder even well-educated policy-holders.
Even if you are insured, the charges may bankrupt you. A typical one-day charge for “room and board” in a non-specialized hospital in-patient bed runs $23,000 at my local hospital. For what? Half a dozen blood-pressure checks and three bad meals? You can be sure that ever-fewer families will be able to fork over $12,000-a-year for basic coverage. The ObamaCare legislation and its laughable rollout of a useless website is just a punctuation mark at the end of the soap opera script. The result eventually will be the complete implosion of the medical racket and a return to a very primitive clinic system, with payment in chickens or cords of stove-wood. The smaller number of surviving humans will surely enjoy better health, and greater piece of mind, when this monster racket expires of inertia, bad faith, and deceit.
What's an error of an order of magnitude or two among friends?
I was going to write more to you Geruda, but you aren't worth the time.
ALL HAIL Wm Banzai 7!
I could not handle that much democratic cock going down my throat, I have a delicate gag reflex. Of course the Republicans are no better.
Why on earth would you couch your comments in "party" terms? You can't read the comments here and be that stupid to fall for the "divide and conquer" discourse. If you do, we should dismiss any thing you say, a'priori.
Are we to infer that you've got it well worked out how much you can handle? That's TMI even to know you've already figured it out. yechh!
I understand your "party" comment but I believe that within the democratic party there are a few reasonable folks who are nevertheless helpless in their efforts to flow against the tide because the current against them is overpowering. Ron Wyden, Howard Dean, one of the best politicians ever probably Senator Rudman (R) who kept his word and left office after serving his term as promised. On the republican side now there is absolutely no one. Lockstep automatons who do the bidding of the oligarchs with no resistance and no questions asked. Absent the opposing party and the triumph of evil will be complete and utter.
THERE IS NO POLITICAL SOLUTION.
ALL POLITICIANS ARE LYING SACKS OF SHIT.
ALL...EVERY SINGLE ONE.
Republicans this...Democrats that...IT IS ALL THEATER!!!
The very BEST ACTION for ALL MEMEBERS of Congress, the Presidency, the Supreme Court, along with all Government Employees, and, of course, we cannot forget the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve, can do FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE is to...
SUBMIT THEIR LETTERS OF RESIGNATION.
DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH.
My husband's cock is all I want to handle (and that is just barely, I am ambitious).
So you believe that there is hope for our system, if only the right people (such as your list) had control? I am not that optimistic. As long as corporations, with their big blocks of cash, can lobby and buy access to the rule making apparatus, I fear there is no hope or even an opposing party.
I am being rude, but it is in a wake up, "bitch smacking" kind of way. I would do this for a friend. We have lost. The system is officially over run with thieves. To me, talking about what one party or the other can do is sinking my attention and brain power into fiction, it will tire me out and distract me from dealing with what is true. The global system is corrupt. The only possible hope is going to happen at the local level and that won't kick in until supply chains start to fail on a regular, consistent, basis.
I have had days where I thought what banzai7 was up to just did not matter and it annoyed the hell out of me. I spouted off at him one day and he was sweet to me about it. I was wrong. Any and all resistance is welcome. Brother and sisterhood, solidarity, these things and more are fostered by humor. Often times it plants a seed that may not germinate for a while. But with all the shit hitting the fan and getting spread around, some seeds are bound to sprout in this environment.
Peace Geruda. You sound frustrated.
Hmmm? The legitimization of same sex marriage leaves your reply ambiguous to me - not that there is anything wrong with that - I'm just saying...
Well, there we have it. Your kind of comment makes me almost ashamed of painting with such a large brush - although I mostly do what I do in the comfort of knowing there is a silent audience who does not entirely disapprove of what I say.
It's funny, last night in discussing similar matters with my family we used a metaphor reflecting the same thoughts you've expressed. The game is really over - THEY have all the properties with Hotels, the railroads, and there is no more free parking. It's over, they won. All the monopoly money is in one huge pile and there is no number on the dice that can save you.
Are you that dyke on MSNBC?
this is our economy in a nutshell, gawd damn the pusher man. if you do need a hospital stay rent a room in the Hyatt, and pay the doctor to come see you (under the table). buy a couple nurses 7/24, and spend the money left over on caviar. the mortality rate for a night in an ordinary hotel rooms is about 1/10 of what checking into a hospital does for you. and even if they kill you they still send you the bill
Ain't opinions great?
Q. What do Billy bob Banzai & Barry bo Bamba have in common?
A. They have both brought Tyranny to an Artform.
The shortest path between two points is . . . Nullification of the Constitution and Rule of Law. . . .OR in the latters case " the path of least resistance.
Transparency reigns Supreme.