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TRICK OR OBAMACARE
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SEBELIUS

 

 

 

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OBAMACARE SIGNUP

 

 

 

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PARANORMAL ACTIVITY

 

 

DR OBAMACARE will answer all your questions...

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DR OBAMACARE'S PITCH

 

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Wed, 10/30/2013 - 18:46 | 4106738 Reaper
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Barack's Snake Oil remedies your attitude.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 18:21 | 4106671 nmewn
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Well I see our Liar-n-Thief was up in Massachusetts today speaking at Faneuil Hall (a place financed by slave labor by the way, how appropriate...lol) about the miracle of RomBamny Care.

Haven't read his bullshit speech but I guarantee he didn't mention this:

Massachusetts works to address the nation's highest health insurance premiums

http://www.masslive.com/politics/index.ssf/2013/01/massachusetts_is_working_to_ad.html

The-Highest-Costs-In-The-Nation.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 17:36 | 4106553 Pancho Villa
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Hey, give the prez a break! How do you expect him manage Obamacare effectively when he already must spend all his time listening to phone conversations of all the world heads of state. Form a picture in your mind of Obama and his chief of staff and a few friends and/or cabinet members sitting in the Oval Office, "chooming" away and giggling as they listen to Angela Merkel's phone conversations.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 17:15 | 4106470 Careless Whisper
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Shop around... Get the best prices you can find... Then go to Crazy Eddie and he'll beat 'em.

http://cdn-static.zdnet.com/i/story/70/00/006018/crazy-eddie.jpg

 

 

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 18:03 | 4106635 shovelhead
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That aint too far from the truth. Dr.s are bailing from Medicare/aid and Obamacare and going to cash payments.

You got your insurance, now go wait a month to see a Dr. if you can find one.

There's a cash only surgical hospital in Oklahoma City with more to come.

Imagine competitive hospital pricing.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 17:10 | 4106451 Lmo Mutton
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I don't mind going to a doctor at all, its just I don't need anything amputated, radiated, poisoned, disected, infected or stuff.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 17:03 | 4106431 liz pendens
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I signed up for Obamacare and all I got was this lousy MERSA.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:58 | 4106417 JamesBond
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a promise is a comfort to a fool

 

 

 

jb

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 19:42 | 4106372 g'kar
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More fine work WB7.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:40 | 4106340 Manipuflation
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Well, it took three days to do this but it is done.  I am no artist like WB7 but all the same it is an art.  Perhaps if we did not eat shitty corporate food we would not need any of this healthcare crap.  The old food recipes still exist but require forethought instead of a microwave oven.

 

http://www.boatingaccidentnews.com/traditional-polish-kielbasa/

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 17:54 | 4106609 shovelhead
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Those chemicals are dandy for softening up the Hog noses, peters and anuses that go into every Hillshire Farm product.

(and that's just the good stuff.)

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 17:14 | 4106463 g'kar
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Nice work M. There's a few of those pictured sitting in my freezer. If I burn them enough on the barbeque, they're ok.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:28 | 4106270 no more banksters
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"The wealthiest only see numbers and not people. The growing population means for them "more taxes", while the government shutdown means "less taxes". While Roosevelt did so many steps to reform the state and to relieve the American people, Obama cannot pass neither one legislation for the health and social security. The visit received from leading bankers shortly after the announcement of the US government shutdown is characteristic. Bankers don't pretend anymore because they want to show clearly who is the "big boss"."

http://failedevolution.blogspot.gr/2013/10/new-deal-vs-obamacare-one-rea...

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:05 | 4106131 gunbunny
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Now we just need to add a Google Barge/Borg spacecraft image and "your health plan and doctor will be assimilated, do not resist" meme.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:06 | 4106129 RougeUnderwriter
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This is all a push toward single payor. The problem is the horse was not supposed to break it's leg in the gate. It should have went down in the second turn. This wasn't supposed to crash for a couple years only to be replaced by the single payor - the pres did not read his email.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:08 | 4106152 MeelionDollerBogus
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PFFFT.
This is not even close to single-payer or universal.
this is purely a bailout for the insurance companies.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 15:42 | 4105994 CheapBastard
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Twerk or Tweet!

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 14:47 | 4105762 LFMayor
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ROFL!  Obama as Baron Samedi.  Freakin awesome WB7!

Faaaaaawwwking  Voooo dooo majik.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 14:43 | 4105737 Fred C Dobbs
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I laughed out loud again.  Thank you and never stop.  

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 14:40 | 4105730 WTFUD
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No matter how hard you try WB7 you can't capture the true evilness of Flemstein!
Still your the best out there.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 14:37 | 4105717 BrigstockBoy
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Sebelius is merely a foil

For the doctor peddling the oil

Obama's a quack

A charlatan and flack

Your wealth he wants to to despoil

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 14:30 | 4105671 dontgoforit
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WmBanzi7 - brilliant.  The obozo-baby is a fright for sure!  Thanks, my good man.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 14:26 | 4105655 hangemhigh77
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What? WHAAAAAT??!!! The market is RED!!??? Say it ain't so Ben!!!!

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 14:18 | 4105605 Fix It Again Timmy
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I worked in an army hospital - Reynolds Army Hospital - in Fort Sill Oklahoma.  OMG!.....

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 14:14 | 4105578 NIHILIST CIPHER
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Senior citizens are scaaaaaaared that they may get it to work !!!!!!!!!!! Death panels bitchez.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 14:08 | 4105547 Emergency Ward
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Trick-or-treaters visiting Dr ObozoScare's house this year will receive Snickers with thumbtacks, poisoned candy corn and the old favorite, apple with razor blade.  Happy Halloween!

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 18:54 | 4106765 CaptainObvious
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This creates a need for more healthcare, so it's win-win!  For comparison, see Krugman's explanation about broken windows.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 14:06 | 4105526 sodbuster
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Trick or ObamaCare- that's an oxymoron, isn't it?

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 18:10 | 4106646 kaiserhoff
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No, an oxymoron contains an internal contradiction, like military intelligence.

This is merely repetitive, or a Hobson's choice, as between the Devil and the deep blue sea.

You get to chose one of two nasty outcomes.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 19:50 | 4106950 sodbuster
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LOL! You are right- I stand corrected.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 14:04 | 4105516 wisehiney
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It is time to out-cloward and out-piven these fucks. Let's see who prevails with a broken system. Nothing left to lose will change things. 

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 13:49 | 4105458 LawyerScum
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By the pricking of my thumb,

Something incredibly inept and corrupt this way comes.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 00:00 | 4107394 monad
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Take care thumbing your trigger,

You might shoot that goddamn traitor.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 14:01 | 4105496 Manthong
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From Sebelius testimony:

 “I’m sorry but we have been finding some bad lines in the code, for example;

<crash>Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg, and howlet’s wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble
</crash>"

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 18:41 | 4106723 el Gallinazo
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Those ingredients won't fit on the vial label.  They'll have to put them in the insert.  

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 14:29 | 4105667 NotApplicable
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It's those damn apostrophes!

Gee, you'd think criminals would know something about escaping.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 13:48 | 4105456 the grateful un...
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the solution here is online medical care, need a diagnosis? send us an email describing your problem

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 14:20 | 4105469 williambanzai7
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This is not far off base. I research every medical issue I come upon on the internet and many many others are doing the same and sharing information. It is very helpful initially. And going to see a doctor is an informed exercise instead of being lead in the dark.

PS: I am doing this because I like to understand what is going on etc. But I can see when I do it that there are many people trying to avoid going to see a medical practitioner as long as possible to avoid the cost. This is truly a sad state of affairs.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:07 | 4106137 monad
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I avoid doctors because where they have put me back together never works as well as OEM, and given time the OEM repairs itself better. I've had to re-stitch my own sutures. A bone doctor thinks you need to be reconstructed, a pharmacist thinks you need to be drugged, a chiropractor thinks you need to be adjusted and a hooker thinks you need a blowjob. They can't all be right.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 19:09 | 4106806 Terminus C
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Doctors are the leading cause of death in North America

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 18:12 | 4106656 SokPOTUS
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The hookers are right; and they've been in the biz the longest...

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 14:25 | 4105646 hangemhigh77
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Hey Banzaii. I never said thanks for doing the Greenfuckheaddouchbagspan lampooning. It was awesome. Thanks you're the man for sure.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 14:46 | 4105755 williambanzai7
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That turd brain deserves it every time ;-)

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 13:43 | 4105428 slaughterer
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All Americans now get ripped off for a virtual service that does not provide what it says it does.  Guess we know what lobby made headway into the White House.  

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 13:42 | 4105423 HerrDoktor
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Wm Bonzai 7:  do you have a day job?, 'cuz your ZeroHedge work is excellent, but must be very time consuming.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 13:57 | 4105455 williambanzai7
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Since the beginning of this year,  I have been engaged exclusively in this mission with the gracious support of my readers and collectors via fine art print sales. Every little bit helps and is greatly appreciated. The quality of the prints is top notch as others will be happy to attest.

You are right that it is a full time endeavor. But much of the time is spent reading, thinking and learning new skills. The amount of time spent on an image varies. Any image that is printed I go back and fine tune. That web page took about 30 minutes including searching for the pictures I used. 

If you are interested: banzai7institute@gmail.com

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 17:30 | 4106529 Colonel Jessup
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I can personally attest to the quality of the artwork provided by William. My framed purchases hang proudly in my office, which by the way, make nice conversation pieces with folks who ask - "hey, isn't that Ben Bernanke?" Why yes it is, let me explain.....

 

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 13:41 | 4105417 Freddie
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Website is hilarious with Boehner, Macauly Culkin, cat, etc.  I love for help you call the NSA.  Really funny but also sickening as well.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 15:33 | 4105955 lex parsimoniae
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Indeed, very creative WB7. Thanks.

No need to call though.. NSA already knew you were looking for help

IMHO you just can't beat the irony of 1-800-F*UCKYO

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 14:27 | 4105658 scrappy
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I liked that one the best as well.

 

Thanks WB7 :-)

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