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Submitted by williambanzai7 on 10/31/2013 15:18 -0400

The surprise guest arrives...

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Fri, 11/01/2013 - 09:03 | 4111384 shovelhead

I would have thought that whacking a 16 year old kid has made it quite clear where the limits are.

None.

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 10:23 | 4115081 monad

Q: Why do sheep fuckers fuck sheep at the edge of a cliff?

A: So the sheep will push back.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 20:04 | 4110194 monad

Boris the Spider

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 20:05 | 4110191 falak pema

Paulson gets my vote in a night to remember...hilarious.

You're the best!

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 19:51 | 4110150 q99x2

Now wait a minute. How the hell did an unbiased political socialite like Catula come out of the institute?

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 21:24 | 4110405 williambanzai7

Except for the wolves, Halloween is really a cat's holiday. [-)

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 19:34 | 4110104 Flying Wombat

WB, want to have some fun and help make history? Oregon State Senator Alan Bates may very well be the first politican in the United States formally recalled for support of Obamacare (among other reasons). This will make history, if succesful. My political organization, Citizens For Transparent Government, is behind the recall. We've played with images like this one: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=213608965478000&set=p.213608965478000&type=1&theater If you'd like to apply your masterful political eye to his mug and somehow work in our website and the recall campaign, it could give a big boost to the effort. Material to work with: https://startpage.com/do/search?q=senator+alan+bates

Love your art!

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 19:26 | 4110088 Reaper

Although they have the same intelligence, the Notre Dame Hunchback had, at least,a good heart.
Lindsey, Judas Mc's playgirl and tool.
You could take Kathleen out the trash, but you can't take the trash out of Kathleen.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 19:18 | 4110057 blindman

Roky Erickson - "Night Of the Vampire" ("The Evil One")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2uLPd5KDQ0
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Roky Erickson - I walked with a Zombie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcGb24n9hvM

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 18:56 | 4109993 Manipuflation

I have had two trick or treaters so far. Here is what I am going to do. I am just going to take a common U.S. silver dime, case it in a two by two, and put it into the candy bowl and see what happens. Any way to spread the word is good.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 21:23 | 4110396 williambanzai7

I remember the good old days when there was sometimes a silver dollar in the bottom of the candy grab bag.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 23:40 | 4110778 Hulk

I got a rock...

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 23:41 | 4110784 williambanzai7

Me too

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 07:53 | 4111243 StychoKiller

Time for a different kind of "jaws..."

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 08:58 | 4111372 dontgoforit

We only had about 1/4 the traffic last night as normal. Odd. I think everyone is suffering at least mild depression.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 21:56 | 4110500 Manipuflation

WB7, I did what I said I would do. I watched the kids root around in the candy bowl. Take whatever you want I said. I still have my silver dime. You can't blame kids for not knowing but you would hope that at least one of them would look at the 2x2 and at least wonder or ask the parents what this is. No such thing occured.

I could probably have put a gold AE in the candy dish and still have it.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 18:20 | 4109881 Lumberjack

Well done WB. This entire clusterfucking fiasco is SO rearing its ugly head and tentacles that they have really lowered the bar to immeasurable levels. My sincerest sarcastic congratulations to both sides of the aisle who have their own interests at heart and not ours in mind, and a big fuck you to the free stuff army and rent seeking corporate assholes.

http://en.ria.ru/russia/20131101/184461814/Snowden-Ready-to-Testify-Abou...

http://en.ria.ru/military_news/20131101/184462190/Russian-Bombers-to-Con...

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 18:18 | 4109877 Manipuflation

I am dressed up as a Communist. I have the original Soviet issue hat and Emblem. I am going to take candy from the kids who come here and redistribute it to myself. I wish I had an Obama mask to wear.

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 08:56 | 4111361 dontgoforit

You'd scare the little darlings too much with that mask; and in some parts hereabouts, you might get knifed!

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 22:08 | 4110531 in4mayshun

Just paint half your face black. The smart kids will get it.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 21:20 | 4110389 williambanzai7

Don't forget to hand out paper bags...and order them to bring them back full.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 18:03 | 4109841 Ralph Spoilsport

What you did to Paulson is epic.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 17:48 | 4109812 Son of Captain Nemo

Kudos to your artwork again.

However it is doubtful Esmeralda would be within 50 meters let alone kilometers of that "freak"with a water pitcher.

As for "Lyndsy" (and yes that's the correct spelling by the way) Spot on with how the little Goblin will look in "dress up". Probably looking forward to the costume party tonight for just that reason.

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 00:40 | 4110926 MontgomeryScott

Lyndsy, LINDSAY, whatever...

BEE-ATCH, bitch, whatever...

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 17:09 | 4109723 ALANBEEKMAN

Loved the 'NSA Freaks', WB;

How appropriate neither Clapper or Obummer has any balls.

BTW, Happy Holloween....

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 20:26 | 4109705 Emergency Ward

Something eerily familiar in Sebelius '67. Meow.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 16:49 | 4109670 ptoemmes

They may be scarier "straight"...but not as visually entertaining ;-)

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 16:42 | 4109651 willwork4food

Love the SPY HAG! Happy Halloween everyone!

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 16:37 | 4109643 ebworthen

Happy Halloween WB7.

Thanks for "Catula", and Mr. Malcolm's Witch.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 16:03 | 4109562 williambanzai7

BAILOUT THRILLER NIGHT

(Michael Jackson's Thriller)

WilliamBanzai7

It's Midnight this late October night and

Central Banksta Zombies Lurking in the Dark.

Under The Moonlight,

You See A Sight That Almost Stops Your Heart.

You Try To Scream,

But Terror Takes The Sound Before You Make It.

Markets Start To Freeze,

As Horror Looks You Right Between Your Day Trader Eyes,

Your Paralyzed

You Hear The Door Slam,

And Realize There's Nowhere Left To Run.

You Feel The Cold Take Hold,

And Wonder If You'll Ever See another Bull Market Run

You Close Your Eyes,

And Hope That This Is Just Imagination,

But All The While,

You Hear The Grim Market Reaper

Creepin' Up Behind

You're Out Of Trading Time

They're Out to Get You,

There's Robot Trading Demons Closing In On Every Side.

They Will Possess You,

Unless You Change The Number On Your Skype.

Now Is the Time for You and Your Trading Bros to huddle Close Together

All Thru The Night,

It'll Save You From The Terror On The Bloomberg Screen,

It'll Make You See:

(narrated by Vincent Price)

Darkness Falls Across Obanksta Land,

The Asian Trading Day Is Close At Hand.

Bottom Feeders Crawl In Search Of Blood...

To Fraudclose on Your Neighborhood

And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without

The Soul For Economic Bust

Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Subprime Hell,

And Rot Inside Lehman's Bankrupt Shell.

The Foulest Stench Is In The Air

The Funk Of One Gazillion Bailout Bucks

And Short Selling Ghouls From Every Trading Room

Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom

And Though You Fight To Stay Alive

Your P&L Starts To Shiver

For No Banksta Schtupster Can Resist

The Evil Of The Bailout Thriller

'Cause this Is Thriller,

TARP Bailout Thriller Night

and No-ones Gonna Save You from the Beast about to Strike.

You Know its Thriller,

TARP Bailout Thriller Night

You're fighting for Your Monetary Life inside a Killer, Thriller.

Thriller, TARP Bailout Night
'Cause

It can thrill you More Than Any Keynesian Ghoul Could ever try.

(Thriller, Bailout Night)

So Let Me Hold You Tight And Share A Killer, Chiller, Mega Fiscal Massacre
Thriller Here Tonight.

'Cause this Is Thriller ,TARP Bailout Thriller night

It Will Thrill You More Than Any Kenynesian Ghoul Could ever dare try
Any Ghoul could ever Dare...

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 22:03 | 4110515 monad

Any liberty candidate could use you on their countermarketing tactical education team.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 20:00 | 4110175 therealmonty

You've done it again Bill...one of my first memories as a child was watching the premier of Thriller on MTV. There will always be only ONE King of Pop.

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 01:00 | 4110964 MontgomeryScott

You're not him.

MTV and the wierd shit there (including the boy who should be a girl) is simply a sidenote, now.

I remember the Jackson Five on Flip Wilson. Even then, they were pretty lame.

Let's try a video link. I remember some other group who did much better, back then, on the corporate media psyop side:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94bRKJtXc9g

Marylin McCoo and Billy Davis Jr. were much better than some little transgender-challenged 5-year-old.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 22:28 | 4110578 the grateful un...