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THEY STOP PLANES FROM FLYING INTO BUILDINGS...

AL DATA USA

 

 

HE'S ALL EARS

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STATE OF SURVEILLANCE

 

 

HE'S MR DISINGENUOUS

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MR DISINGENUOUS

 

 

SUDDENLY THEY ARE OUTRAGED

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GOOGLE OUTRAGE

 

 

 

WHAT'S THIS?

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GOOGLE BARGE
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I EAT YOUR DATA (FINAL)

 

 

 

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Fri, 11/01/2013 - 23:20 | 4114473 Reaper
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May Snowdon have taken only one nail? For the want of a nail; a shoe was lost ... for want of a horse; a NSA's kingdom was lost.

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 20:56 | 4114177 Dragonsgrace
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Is it my imagination or does William just get "in the zone" on Fridays?  

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 21:24 | 4114239 cougar_w
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It's the only day he's allowed to get into the medicinal absinthe.

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 19:27 | 4113945 Yen Cross
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 Jenny jon el' de  la'toilet Kerry was great!

                                                          Well Done Billy-7

 

 

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 19:39 | 4113982 williambanzai7
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As if anyone in the rest of the world believes anything that bag of wind has to bloviate ;-)

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 22:19 | 4114339 MrPalladium
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For all of us veterans the campaign and combat ribbons on the fatigues was a touch of genius on your part!

Well done!

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 19:49 | 4114013 nmewn
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I've always thought it rather odd, someone in a war zone, has his own motion picture camera with him.

"Wait, Ralph, that was good! I musta looked so cool. Did you see me comin out from behind that tree after taking a dump? Here, take my camera and film me walking out of the jungle again.

Now where did I put my rifle?"

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 00:05 | 4114578 williambanzai7
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I believe straffing and burning river villages was his self professed forte, on the silver screen.

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 18:48 | 4113798 shovelhead
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Snowden aint gonna get any Russian or Ukrainian women because he can't get them an American visa.

Although it's not the big draw it once was. Who wants to go from one third world country to

another?

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 18:55 | 4113839 Pure Evil
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"Who wants to go from one third world country to another?"

So that's what's keeping all the illegals from going home.

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 18:36 | 4113768 nmewn
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Nmewn's Holiday Survival Guide Tip Number One:

If someone asks if you "work" for the TSA...say no...even if you do. Same applies with IRS, DHS, FBI, CIA, HHS etc...just say no.

Happy Holidays! ;-)

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 17:22 | 4113447 Manipuflation
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I think Snowden will find things well there for him.  Russian women are hot as hell and they always want MOAR but only from the guy giving it to them.  Ukranian women are seemingly the same and I respect them  Mrs. M is involved in conversation right now via skype with a Ukranian gal we have met.  Her husband has a brother who sits in the SD14 MNGOP Executive Committee.  I do not often entertain guests but we did once and the guy treats her like shit. 

This is not the only case of this happening.  Another Ukranian woman, who lives in Clear Lake MN, and who could probably win Miss Universe is also treated like shit.  You can't stop looking at her and she is a nice person and she downplays her beauty. 

Niether of these women did anything wrong. 

I had to ask Mrs. M what the hell is going on.  I do not try to control my wife and she is free to do whatever she wants to do.  Mrs. M replied that getting a driver's license for either of those two women was out of the question because their husbands had said "NO".  Mrs. M also stated that these women are jealous of her because I taught her to drive, bought her a van, gave her a credit card and let her go about her business and for ten years this arrangement has worked.  These asshole males do not allow their females to travel.  Obviously, I do "allow" that practice.

The bottom line is that you do not treat a woman like that.  I am not big on women's lib or anything but I am saying that these women are not slaves.  Before I knew any of this, I met both of the husbands involved and I don't like either one.   

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 19:42 | 4113992 williambanzai7
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The weather in Moscow is not Hawaii and that will be tough on him. ;-)

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 19:31 | 4113959 Miffed Microbio...
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Maybe this is what ages them so horribly. I work with several mid 40s Russian women and they are rotund with no necks. I'm 52 and have kept my hour glass figure. Don't get me wrong, I love working with them. They have a fabulous work ethic and are very pleasant. When my husband and I went to a Christmas party at my work he thought they were older than I was. Makes all the hellish workouts and strick diet worth it when your husband has only eyes for you and can't wait to have you in bed.

Miffed;-)

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 22:27 | 4114354 Manipuflation
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Are you sure of which tribe of Russians you are dealing with?  They are not all the same you know and Russia is a bit bigger than most think.  My woman will never have a thick neck but already has a thick hide.  And the one Ukranian woman whom I said was attractive, yeah, well, there is no male on ZH of any age who would not drop their jaw if they saw her.  She is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life.  She is a special snowflake.

I went for the brains and great body though.  I made sure that she would be happy with me for over three years before I even met her.  Mine comes from money which is good for the children.  Mine did not need to leave Russia.  Mrs. M is the only woman I need but at this point I was suprised she returned to me from Russia for the third time.  I must be doing something correctly.:-)

Keep up your hourglass figure Miffed.  I really do enjoy your posts.  We need strong women.   

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 23:45 | 4114542 Miffed Microbio...
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I should ask. I'm not sure what region they are from. Both left their husbands to come to the USA. Both couldn't drive and had to learn. One was a dr in Russia but was working for me as a lab assistant. I was surprised how little she know of modern hospital equipment. She freaked out when I told her to dispose if a plastic syringe. In Russia, it would have been reused because equipment is so scarce. Opened my eyes why they had some terrible Hep C outbreaks.

I'm no way drop dead gorgeous. I'm too damn short (5'4"). Long legs and a short waist so any excess weight makes me look bad. What I got going for me is wide set piercing blue eyes, busty top, flat stomach, defined waist,a fun happy go lucky personality, sharp wit and being reasonably smart.I love my man and enjoy pleasing him in all ways and have eyes for no one else. Mr Miffed told me the other day he was the luckiest man on earth. His Honeymoon never ended. Truly I am blessed!

I am so happy you found someone as well. So many here seem to have been abused and have had such awful experiences with women. Really breaks my heart. Men, honestly, are quite easy to please. I mean, how hard is it to please someone that views life so simply and unfettered? Women's brains are a mass of conflicting impulses and it's hard for men to understand us. Hell, I don't even understand me! Thank God most men have patience. You sound like you've landed in clover and you will be rewarded treating her fine. ;-)

Miffed;-)

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 23:06 | 4114440 williambanzai7
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I believe he is dealing the Babushkas

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 16:34 | 4113257 kchrisc
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And the guillotine will eat them.

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 16:22 | 4113222 LawyerScum
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Zombie Uncle Sam would have made an excellent Halloween Costume this year, but Cross Dressing J. Edgar Hoover Zombie would be even scarier...

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 16:06 | 4113140 Down Vote
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lotsa good stuff here.  i think everyone else is busy some other place

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 15:38 | 4113009 machineh
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Evil Sam ('I Eat Your Data!') could be Feinschwein's father.

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 15:12 | 4112863 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Unwound - Data

Generations information paralyzed by movie lies
False alarm false alarm false alarm false alarm
No solution to the pollution, useless data bores the masses
False alarm false alarm false alarm false alarm
Obsolete ideas meet humans need for fantasy
False alarm false alarm false alarm false alarm
Information generations paralyzed by movie lies
No solution to the pollution, useless data bores the masses
Obsolete ideas meet human need for fantasy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toI3otpAjnw

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 15:08 | 4112831 cougar_w
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Google is all upset that the NSA has branched their overseas mail transport?

You have to be shitting me, right? That's a joke right?

I'm a serior software engineer working in Silicon Valley. A while back out of the blue I get an invitation to interview with Google, and I didn't even respond. The guy writes again later saying well if you ever change your mind ping me. I almost wrote back; "You need to understand that I wouldn't work at Google for any amount of money" and as satisfying as it would have been at the time, I didn't. Because I work in Silicon Valley for companies that don't suck like they do, and I like my career and I need to protect it.

If you were ever wondering, that is how much power they now have.

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 20:26 | 4114092 CH1
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that is how much power they now have.

Cougar, if you have time, would you elaborate a bit? I'm in tech, but FAR from Silicon Valley (literally and metaphorically). Still, I'd like to know what's going on there.

If Google doesn't like you, other companies won't hire you? How does that work?

Thx.

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 21:31 | 4114233 cougar_w
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Let's say Google is paranoid (they are) and if you insult a recruiter or piss anyone off they put you on a "do-not-hire-ever" list just out of spite. Well okay who cares, but it's a small Valley. People move around. Someone leaves Google and starts a startup (those are my thing you see) and you go to this new startup for a job, but the recruiter or CIO looking to hire you has a buddy back at Google in HR and for a favour could you run this candidate through the usual filters for me thanks. And bang there you are, blacklisted like the terrist you are.

Want to work in government IT? Great ... oh but maybe you told the Google recruiter that Google is too friendly with the NSA so kindly fuck the fuck off. Sort of like a joke, ha ha, but the recruiter is supposed to report that kind of thing and you end up in a government database of anarchist malcontents hating on democracy. Sorry son, you gangsta now. No IT job for you.

That's how it is. Or that's how it could become. These fucks will start circling the waggons, throwing up common defences, covering their asses. Government and Big IT want the same thing; control over interference. So slowly, the doors close.

But hey, who wants to work for these pukes anyway? Well the net is wide, it catches all the fish, and your little corner of anonymity won't save you from getting the hook if you swim too close to interesting things.

My career isn't worth pissing off Google, not even to make an important moral point.

But I won't work for them, either. Ever. So in my tiny insignificant way, I win.

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 21:51 | 4114289 CH1
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Thanks.

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 15:43 | 4113034 Ralph Spoilsport
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There's a Google connected guy across the river who is a Bill Graham wannabe. He bought a horse farm on the water and started hosting large weddings with loud music lasting into the wee hours that disturbs nearly everybody for miles around. This guy has somehow bypassed all rules, codes and regulations and is planning on staging rock concerts even though he doesn't have the parking space and the roads are substandard. This guy has juice and can get away with anything he wants apparently.

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 14:56 | 4112787 Ralph Spoilsport
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J. Edgar Hoover - only the biggest turds in freemasonry get picked to be a shriner.

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 16:01 | 4113126 WillyGroper
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My last boss was a shriner. I busted a gut when he told me their lodge had a financial advisor making them 12% on a CD in 2012.

hahahahahahahah

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 13:10 | 4112300 supafuckinmingster
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Love being the first to comment.

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 18:21 | 4113693 willwork4food
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There are a few things that feaking piss off many ZH's:

1. Poor grammer/spelling unless used in context.

2.Libertarian arguements .

3.Saying you're first, even when you are first.

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 19:15 | 4113908 lex parsimoniae
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HA!

I almost took the bait, 'grammer' 'arguements'  clever you are..

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 12:24 | 4112100 williambanzai7
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