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OBaMa CRaP…THaT IS WHaT You CaLL A DeLiBeRaTe DeCePTioN

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THE FLIES GOT WISE

.

 

Obama will need a new trap

His web he may soon have to scrap

The ignorant flies

Are now getting wise

And simply won't fall for his crap

The Limerick King

 

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Wed, 11/06/2013 - 15:06 | 4127905 dontgoforit
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Bruce Lee had one he built that was pretty bad looking. 

Wed, 11/06/2013 - 15:12 | 4127907 williambanzai7
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This is YIP Man his teacher. Bruce Lee's can actually be seen now in the HK museum which has a special and awesome 5 year BL exhibit. Unfortunately they are very strict about not allowing photography.

Wed, 11/06/2013 - 15:54 | 4128069 dontgoforit
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It's been a long time since I was in HK.  Next time I'll check it out.  Shouldn't be too long.

Wed, 11/06/2013 - 16:37 | 4128231 williambanzai7
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It is in Shatin. A short ride on the MTR and a very pleasant location.

Wed, 11/06/2013 - 14:42 | 4127803 thisandthat
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He'll deny he was aware of anything: enter Capt. Oblivious.

Wed, 11/06/2013 - 14:44 | 4127808 williambanzai7
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DR DIDN'T NO

Wed, 11/06/2013 - 15:32 | 4127993 GOSPLAN HERO
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William,

You have taken the old Soviet art school and style (Socialist Realism) to a new high.

Wed, 11/06/2013 - 16:41 | 4128245 williambanzai7
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This one is one of my favorites. It's like Mad Ben, save yourselves buy stocks, it can be used over and over.

Wed, 11/06/2013 - 14:48 | 4127824 dontgoforit
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Dude, he's been Geruda'd!

Wed, 11/06/2013 - 16:50 | 4128289 Chaos_Theory
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We also need a "Geruda Scale."  A G5 = Full Gerudtard, while a G1 is only oblivious "yes we can" chanter.  A G3 is a Forrest Gerudump. 

Bottom line, don't ever go Full-Gerudtard.  No one can relate.

Wed, 11/06/2013 - 14:18 | 4127683 wisehiney
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There is no quick method to teach you how wrong you are. Better to follow the example of your hero oBUMMER weasel.....tear it up an start from scratch. Or better yet, just watch as this crap rolls out. Keep cheering though!

Wed, 11/06/2013 - 14:16 | 4127674 artless
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Dude,  you HAVE to be kidding.

Go back to econ 101 and perhaps read about profit and loss.

Then after you grow up take a rational and unemotional look at history and see just where we are and why. The medical indusrty in the US is a wholly subsidized cartel flooded with third party money, monopolies, prcie fixing, fraud, and outright theft most of which is the direct result of government intervention like one finds in "ObamaCare" which is so stupidly named seeing as the law (all 2900 pages of it) wasn't just thrown together after Mr. Obama was inaugerated; it's been sitting around in Capitol Hill in various forms for decades.

And it's the biggest shit show The US Gov has ever rammed down our throat.

 

Wed, 11/06/2013 - 14:35 | 4127773 earnyermoney
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I'm enjoying the comedy of this clown trying to defend the indefensible.

Wed, 11/06/2013 - 14:20 | 4127693 NotApplicable
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Thanks to Poe's Law, one can never be too sure about the intentions of anyone on the internets.

Really that stupid?

. . . . or . . . .

Hate-filled troll?

Wed, 11/06/2013 - 14:30 | 4127744 Reaper
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He's hoping his imitation of his master's lying will flatter his master and he'll receive a biscuit.

Wed, 11/06/2013 - 15:14 | 4127930 williambanzai7
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It is no longer called lying. The bar they aim for now, as Clapper calls it, is the "least untruthful" response.

And "the buck always stops over there..."

Wed, 11/06/2013 - 14:25 | 4127721 dontgoforit
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Stupid troll.

Wed, 11/06/2013 - 14:14 | 4127669 Bear
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Well if insurance companies have been pedaling crap then .gov must be far more pernicious as they have raised premiums, copays, caps and deductibles while reducing the benefits that I need. Let me buy the crap I want not the crap that comes from the .gov crap hole.

Wed, 11/06/2013 - 14:13 | 4127664 orez65
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""When all is said and done, you will be able to have equal or better medical coverage than what you already have for no greater cost to you."

That would have also been a LIE.

Obamacare is the usual liberal approach:

Identify, or invent, a problem. Then implement an unworkable solution.

Wed, 11/06/2013 - 14:21 | 4127699 Richard Chesler
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Go away paid shill.

Your bullshit doesn't stick here.

 

Wed, 11/06/2013 - 14:28 | 4127737 FEDbuster
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"They DON'T mention the person being cancelled can find a better plan using the Obamacare system that will be cheaper for them in the long run when the subsidy they will be entitled to is factored in."

Some people that had their insurance cancelled don't qualify for the subsidy, and believe it or not, there are still some of us that don't want to be dependent on a government subsidy.  So fuck off and crawl back into your socialist cesspool.   

Wed, 11/06/2013 - 14:03 | 4127618 Chaos_Theory
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Can you do one where he's the Aesop Fable scorpion riding on the back of the toad?  After all, it's "in his nature."  

Wed, 11/06/2013 - 13:47 | 4127536 PT
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Ummm, "when it gets serious, you have to lie"?

Wed, 11/06/2013 - 13:46 | 4127515 kchrisc
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"I promise that, if you have a head that you like, you can keep that head."

Wed, 11/06/2013 - 13:49 | 4127549 PT
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"Here's a bucket you can keep it in."

Wed, 11/06/2013 - 13:36 | 4127471 ebworthen
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"Come into my parlor" said the spider to the flies.

A Federally mandated monopoly to enrich insurance companies?  Imagine that.

Almost sounds like defined contribution plans in the Wall Street Casino and Social Security.

Web?  What web? 

Thanks WB7.

Wed, 11/06/2013 - 13:44 | 4127522 Winston Churchill
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I prefer the UK name.'Money purchase schemes'.

When you vest out, your money won't purchase anything.

Wed, 11/06/2013 - 17:52 | 4128454 williambanzai7
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I think when the Bankers get off the plane from NY and hear that word scheme thrown around, they believe they have arrived in fraud heaven.

Wed, 11/06/2013 - 11:59 | 4127030 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Alice Cooper - The Black Widow

Leaving lepidoptera...Please, don't touch the display,
Little boy, aha cute! Moving to the next aisle we have
Arachnida, the spiders, our...finest collection.
This friendly little devil is the heptothilidi,
Unfortunately harmless. Next to him, the nasty licosa
Raptoria, his tiny fangs cause creeping ulcerations of
The skin (laugh). And here, my prize, the Black
Widow. Isn't she lovely?...And so deadly. Her kiss is
Fifteen times as poisonous as that of the rattlesnake.
You see her venom is highly neurotoxic, which is to say
That it attacks the central nervous system causing
Intense pain, profuse sweating, difficulty in
Breathing, loss of consciousness, violent convulsions
And, finally...Death. You know what I think I love the
Most about her is her inborn need to dominate,
Possess. In fact, immediately after the consummation
Of her marriage to the smaller and weaker male of the
Species she kills and eats him...(laugh) oh, she is
Delicious...And I hope he was! Such power and dignity
...unhampered by sentiment. If I may put forward a
Slice of personal philosophy, I feel that man has ruled
This world as a stumbling dimented child-king long
Enough! And as his empire crumbles, my precious Black
Widow shall rise as his most fitting successor!

These words he speaks are true
We're all humanary stew if
We don't pledge allegiance to
The Black Widow

The horror that he brings
The horror of his sting
The unholiest of kings
The Black Widow

Our minds will be his toy
And every girl and boy will learn to be employed by
The Black Widow

Love me
Yes we love me
Love him
Yes we love him
Love me
Yes we love him

He sits upon his throne and picks at all the bones of his
Husbands and his
Wives he's devoured
He stares with a gleam
With a laugh so obscene at the virgins and the children
He's deflowered

Love me
Yes we love me
Love him
Yes we love him
Love me
Yes we love him
Love me
Yes we love him

Our thoughts are hot and crazed
Our brains are webbed in haze
Of mindless senseless daze
The Black Widow

These words he speaks are true
We're all humanary stew
If we don't pledge allegiance to
The Black Widow

Wed, 11/06/2013 - 15:51 | 4127706 dontgoforit
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Wow what a memory! I saw Alice do his Welcome to My Nighmare show in the late 70's in Johnson City, TN.  It was one of the best shows I'd ever seen.  Obama's got his ass in a crack - one from which I hope the sheeple will note he caused himself by lying outright.  What a scammer.  Methinks he's got a Nigerian connection as well as a Kenyan one.

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