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The Second Annual hedgeless_horseman's 12 Days of Christmas ~ Gift ideas for the Zero Hedge reader in your life

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The Second Annual hedgeless_horseman's 12 Days of Christmas
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Gift ideas for the Zero Hedge reader in your life

 

1. Anyone, and I mean anyone, can grow young-tender-flavorful buckwheat as the foundation for a delicious salad.

One pound of buckwheat seeds, $5.00

 

2. With this book there is no need to attend a class to try or practice yoga.

Yoga Kundalini, For Body, Mind, and Beyond, by Ravi Singh, $7.99

 

3. Cooks on your list will enjoy reading this cookbook from cover to cover, and use it frequently.

Simple French Food, by Richard Olney, $19.95

 

4. Don't judge this book by its goofy cover, or creepy title.  NVC is a
simple way for any self-centered asshole to become a better listener and
communicator.

Nonviolent Communication: A Language of Life, by Marshall B. Rosenberg, $19.95

 

5. Is there someone on your list that liked the movie, Gangs of New York?
This book is an enjoyable read, even if one does not live in NYC.

The Great Riots of New York 1712-1873, by Joel T. Headley, $24.99

 

6. On the gas stove, in the oven, in the fireplace, or on the campfire, this dutch oven is an important key to cooking well.

Lodge Pre-Seasoned Cast-Iron Dutch Oven With 10-1/4-inch Skillet As Lid, $34.99

 

7. Forget about SBUX, this is the all-stainless-steel-french-coffee press I use every morning.  It is hard for me to imagine life without one.

Frieling Ultimo 44 oz French Press, $125

 

8. Is there a better gift than pure silver coins with a topless woman on it!  Legend has it if you
touch one of these to Blythe Masters' lips, then she will turn to paper
mâché.

10-One Ounce Silver Mexican Libertad Coins, $25 x 10, $250.00

 

9. This bomb-proof water filter is perfect for the survivalist or adventurer on your gift list.

Katadyn Pocket Water Filter, $349.00

 

10. For anyone with a fireplace that enjoys eating fowl or rabbits, this spit and drip pan are great additions to the homestead.

SpitJack Electric Fireplace Rotisserie, $279.00

Stainless Steel Drip Pan, $115.00

 

11. On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero, so start living life, and take someone you love paragliding!

Three Days of Private Lessons at Cloud-9 Paragliding School in Draper, UT $350 x 3, $1,050.00

Three Nights at The Cliff Lodge at Snowbird, $200 x 3, $600.00

GoPro Hero3+ Black Edition HD-Camcorder, $399.00

 

12.  What to get the person on your list that has everything?  How about The Right Arm of the Free World, and everything to employ it in a fight for your
life?

DSA FAL-SA58 Tactical Para Carbine Rifle, 16.25" Fluted Barrel, SOCOM Stock, Trijicon Tritium Iron Sights, and Extreme Duty Scope Mount, $2,175.00

Trijicon ACOG 3.5x35 Scope, Dual Illuminated Crosshair .308 Ballistic Reticle w/ TA51 Mount, $1,300.00

URBAN-ERT Urban Sentry One Point/Two Point Hybrid Sling, $45.70

10-200 Round Prvi Partizan Battle Packs .308 Win FMJ 145 grain ammo, $135.00 x 10, $1,350.00

10 FAL SA58 US Made Metric Pattern 25-Round Magazines, $25.00 x 10, $250.00

BlueForce Ten-Speed SR25 Chest Rig, $90.00

Two-Day Tactical Rifle Course, $300.00

 

Merry Christmas!

 

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Thu, 11/07/2013 - 15:45 | 4132136 superflex
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Katadyn filters are the best.  I've had mine since 1994 and it still is kicking.  Well worth the money for the serious backpacker.

Anybody ever buy the G&G Lithuanian 5.56 M885 at S&G Ammo?  I'm considering the 1,000 round case for my Sig M400.

 

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 16:17 | 4132245 hedgeless_horseman
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I have used mine in all conditions for many years, too.  When it starts to pump slowly, it is easy to disassemble and clean the ceramic filter with the green scrubby that comes with it, then it works like new. 

When I recommended it in my post 18 months ago, the Katadyn Pocket Filter was only $300, now $350.  Fuck you, Bernanke!  Seriously.

"Realize that everything is likely to cost more next year, if you can get it, so better to buy it now."

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 19:27 | 4132900 RockyRacoon
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Oooh, oooh!  If #12 counts as one item, that's what I want!

Parachuting/skydiving was fun but I'm too old for that crap any more.  I'll have to sit and fight from my favorite chair.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 01:47 | 4134169 OldPhart
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It's said that geezers make the best snipers, too.

I'm a pretty good shot, and the idea of just sitting on my ass for a while waiting makes a lot more sense than trying to keep up with the youngsters.

I'm good for providing time and stopping bullets.  My time is past, so might as well prep for helping the kids make their break.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 09:39 | 4134735 dontgoforit
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If I can see it, I can hit it - I don't miss.  I'm a geezer too.  My son was a PMI at Parris Island - he has the 'gift' too.

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 17:43 | 4132571 Manthong
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A number of years ago I was driving through central Michigan on business at about this time of year and I happened upon a Ted Nugent radio show whilst scanning through the radio stations.

He did a spot for a local gun store with a tag line I cannot forget..

"Remember, ammo makes great stocking stuffers." :-D

Sun, 11/10/2013 - 11:48 | 4140357 dizzyfingers
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Last U.S. Lead Smelter to Close in December Due to EPA – Might Affect Ammo Production October 28 2013  http://gunssavelives.net/news/last-u-s-lead-smelter-to-close-in-december-due-to-epa-might-affect-ammo-production/#
Thu, 11/07/2013 - 17:24 | 4132493 Citxmech
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I was gonna say - I bought mine for $200.00 not all that long ago.  =o

PS  A good companion to the Katadyn are any of the Berkey countertop filters.  

We use our Berkey everyday with the Katadyn held in reserve in our BOB.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 07:15 | 4134360 Supernova Born
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I'm adding some Katadyn to my stash.

Diarrhea is a hell of a door to backdoor salesman.

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 16:00 | 4132202 El Vaquero
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"Anybody ever buy the G&G Lithuanian 5.56 M885 at S&G Ammo?  I'm considering the 1,000 round case for my Sig M400."

 

Isn't that some of the stuff with the partial steel penetrator?  If so, it excels at punching through light body armor, but is unreliable when it comes to fragmentation, which is the primary wounding mechanism for 5.56. 

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 20:08 | 4133108 The Kludge
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I think it's the SS109 that has the 62 Grain steel core penetrator.  And you are correct...its unsatisfactory performance against unarmored targets is well documented in Mark Bowden's book Blackhawk Down.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 05:35 | 4134363 Supernova Born
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Consumerism, indefatigable remora of the naked ape.

Awesome list.

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