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The world is their shyster.
i think Barry Incognito was sent here to toughen us up
My brothers died for you, but not for perverts like Bush, Clinton and Obama retards. You look through the survivors of the wars you needed done, because we are out of uniform. What goes around comes back, fuckers.
Hat tip to Wes and Bob and Max. It took more guts to hang off the wing of a jet in a leather harness, calling fire, than these children will ever realize, until maybe the State starts disappearing them.
To my brothers: You did it right. May you be respected all the days of your lives. God bless you.
I thought it would be a takeoff on the sick twisted fuckobama.
Great work, however!!!
(perhaps "shyster" refers to a certain tribe...)
He's on deck as usual.
Brothers
Fire Support Base Gold
How did I know who you were talking about before I clicked on the article...
So, the Janet Yellen pose: Is that Gloria Swanson, Auntie Mame, ...?
I thought Jamie Dimon spouting water out of his ass was GOOD! I WAS WRONG
Amazing...
any chance of the baby being thrown out with the bathwater?
awesome
Hmm, black figure on orange background, rectangular... I like it!
When speaking about filthy shyster's, there can be none more filthy than the head shyster glove-puppet itself.
Take a listen to this revealing interview that EVERYBODY should know about.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy2K5SIuK2E#t=666
Bet ya ten cents the lame stream media is afraid to report THIS!
Pass it on.
How can she talk without her lips moving? She must be a ventriloquist!
Seriously, we should be happy that she "conversated" with Dr. Manning.
The Photoshopped pic of "Barry" in the outrageous green drag outfit was a nice touch.
Filthy Shysters Iranian style...
Four Iranian Bankers Sentenced to Hang; Iran Leads America [4 - 0]Reminds me of an old joke. Let me update it a bit:
"If I had all the money to send half the bankers back to Israel, I would send all of them half-way back." /Rimshot!
Shyster?!?! That's just rayciss.... Not that in modern times, it is a race. It is a cult at its worst, and a religion at its best.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shyster
1 pretty much nails it.
Hang on, is this about jews or blacks?
For the record, shyster is derived from the German word scheisse which means to defecate. So it is like calling someone a defecator.
It is generally used to describe dishonest and conniving low lifes, particularly those with law degrees. It is a derogatory slang term used frequently in and around NYC in particular and may have originated in NYCs historic community of Jewish emmigants.
Here is a fine example of the kind of disingenuous bullshit that is shysterism:
The Federal Reserve believes U.S. unemployment is still too high and it remains committed to boosting job creation, Chairman Ben Bernanke said Friday. “There’s an awful lot of slack in the labor market and a lot of young people living with their parents,” Mr. Bernanke said...
Will someone please explain to me what this shyster has done to help young people?!!!
Yiddish is the word you are looking for. From joven Deutsche, it is the language of imigrant German and regional Jews. I know about 100 words. It is a very fun language. Lot of comics of the Borsch belt era worked Yiddish into their acts.
It also functioned in normal communication but as immigrants learned and used English it's use seems to have been limits to swearing, humor and occasionally poignant short quips.
Not quite: Die Scheisse = faeces, shit. Der Scheisser = "shitter", defacator, asshole, fucker.
The verb is scheissen = shit, defacate. In Germany we write it: Scheiße. Alles klar?
All your other explanations about The Scheißer are correct entirely.
I don't think sociopaths are really that into altruism. When's all said and done and this fiasco finally plays out its end, does make me wonder whether there will be yet again a rise in antisemitism and a move to expel Jews from centres of finance and the countries that host them. Think of times of complete chaos, societal breakdown. People will be looking for scapegoats and Bernanke will be the focus of their ire. Anger will be focussed on his ass like a laser. Then it's only a hop skip and jump to race hate, this is just how humans work. My bet is he will be considered a Jew before an American. Maybe American Jews consider themselves Jews before US citizens, interesting question, I wonder what the answer is to this. The likes of Hank Paulson, one of the US's greatest ever criminals will be long forgotten, Bernanke will be taking the rap for this mess, even though Yellin will be at the helm when this ship goes down.
Life as we have come to know is ending, it's going to be a shock to the system. Long forgotten hatreds will boil very quickly to the surface when society collapses. We are all going to have to pinch ourselves that it's happening. Whether these dumb financial oligarch bastards really are schemeing for a new world order, fuck only knows, maybe yes, but then maybe we could plug any possible theory into a landscape of such monumental complexity and diversity as this world and have it seem feasible. What these dumb bastards don't resalise though is that it is human nature to resist control. Have any of these dumb bastards raised teenagers. Try controlling 7 billion humans. Dumb bastards. They've got it all, but it's never enough. They are gentically encoded to take and take and take and take and take until they've destroyed everything. They really are a bunch of dumb bastards. They live in a delusion of grandeur so pervasive that it makes the invisible sky man delusion seem almost quaint.
I do now wonder if Fukushima is the catalyst to usher in collapse. It's way too big, technically and financially to be resolved and once Tokyo has to be evacuated collapse will come swiftly and mercilessly. 7 billion people. Holy shit.
Asteroid -
I agree with the first part of your post .
When it all blows the Jewish bankers will be the first to be lynched , then for no good reason the nation will be persecuted once again .
This same history has repeated itself for thousands of years .
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Ah, then that would make AnArbitrary progator of Chinese citizenism a Strassenrand Scheisster.
...also known as Bullscheisster Ben.
The survival rate of the people who suffered through 1929 has almost dropped to zero.
Unless they were also fortunate enough to be caught up in the "Holocaust" where the survival rate seems to be about 100% until the past couple of years.
My wifes Grandfather was a "boxcar" kid during the depression, they rode the rails starting at 14 years old. Not enough to eat at home so off they went to make their own way, there is a great old 30's movie based on them.
23 Skidoo!
Risk on, babieee!!
http://vigilantcitizen.com/pics-of-the-month/symbolic-pics-month-1013/
Yup...Our culture/society is the light of the world...the shining city on the hill.
/s
Jolly good show!
E Pluribus Rectum, one turd to rule them all.
rectum ... damn near killed 'em!
Or even: E Unum Rectum, Pluribi Turdi
Rectum, damn near killed em!
oh crap, you did that one too! oh wellz. +1
Rimshot
BaaDaa....bing!
Bravo, Old Sport. Love the 1929 Mr. Chairwoman ... any Gatsby themes in your catalogue that I have missed? Greenspan seems like the perfect spectacle billboard man. Billary as Daisy?
Were you sky-high on hopium, when you picked that old hag, who has past her prime in '29, to spend a trillion dollars next year on her beloved?
Maximum Phasers Mr Scott.
Ay Captin, but we kinnaught penitraigh that Goolden Tyrdballs defenses. we may have to revert to the mean.
Keep printing money Mr Scott, there has to be a way.
Yes Spock. we're fucked? that's not very rational
Followed by the final scene of Dr. McCoy examining a (not really) Federal (with no) Reserve Note, saying, "He's dead, Jim!" and the teaser for next week's episode "death of the Klingons".
Banzai! You've outdone yourself this time! And THAT is saying quite alot! Thanks! I'm Laughing til it hurts or hurting til I laugh!
The Hopium Continuum is an extraordinary display of wit and understanding with the ever iconic twist of satire. Well done!
Greatest hits material right there...
Geez...she hasn't even taken over the printing press yet and Yellen is already shitting piles of Benjamin's out her back side. Is she the goose that will lay the new golden 100's??? lol
For Yellen the Whore of Babylon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEscCxdAAQs
Mr. Yellen should look so good!
Maybe the time warp between 1929 and now has distorted a few things...
DaddyO