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INTRoDuCiNG WiLLiaMBaNZai7'S SPeCiaL EDiTioN oF HoLiDaY PuKeS...
Here they are. WilliamBanzai7's Special Holiday Puke Fine Art Print Editions just in time for the Christmas Holidays…
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Dear Friends,
Here before you is a truly historic series of images that I have painstakingly adapted to the current state of sordidly odiferous political/financial affairs.
Years from now, there will be little doubt over what the artist was seeing and thinking contemporaneously in the year 2013.
I am not going to oversell these pictures. They speak for themselves.
They also demonstrate how history truly rhymes on Wall Street.
I have all of these in very large high resolution files. So every print will match the highest standards of fine art print production.
As you can see, I have departed from normal practice by offering these prints in an assortment of sizes. I have done this solely to maximize your
participation by spreading price points. Bear in mind that the amount of personal time and effort involved is the same irrespective of print size.
Each print will be signed, numbered and dated December 25, 2013.
I know that many of you are suffering various levels of economic hardship in these trying times. As is always the case, you are free to print these off for your own personal use.
I truly appreciate all the the moral and financial support that I receive from all of you.
As you know, the primary reason that I am doing these prints is to signify my gratitude in return for your generous support for my endeavors.
It is my sincerest wish that the situation will turn sooner than later so that each and everyone of us can return to personal prosperity.
Best wishes to you all,
And Fuck You Ben Bernanke!
WB7
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Oh bonzie, you've out did yerself again, this really is a puke collection of childish puke...oh bonzie it's hard to say would my favorite is...its...its....all puke.
There is a Cantonese phrase that fits you perfectly.
Roughly, it translates into: The useless fuck who smears his rancid shit in the public toilet all day because he has nothing better to do.
That is you...and we all know it.
73s
Geruda's real name is Ebenezer Scrooge.
Ebenezer Douche
The Gerutard who is Geruda is showing an easy way to be speaking to be telling what the thing is that he is having is projectings from the havings of many angries and jealousies.
The speakings the Gerutard who is Geruda is speaking here are always having smarty talking and are always having quipping words he is saying that is like the talkings of peoples who are childrens who are having petulancies.
The only kind of actions that he can be having that will be making him happy is if he is being a kind peoples who is pooping on the roadsides in front of other peoples.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=79b_1365391123&safe_mode=off
Make a series of postcards - maybe you could cut a deal to have them on sale around downtown NY...
So... when are you gonna take a run at Norman Rockwell?
"I think it was manufactured"
http://www.wikipaintings.org/en/norman-rockwell/the-watchmaker-of-switze...
"Is it safe?"
http://dentalcollectibles.com/mcart/index.cgi?code=3&cat=67
An ancient relative, got the book, no time to read it yet. The puke, pucks and puckles.
http://www.amazon.com/-1724-catalog-1783-1858-Thurston-1774-1822/dp/B002...
WB7, you take me to places that I don't recognize, but I vaguely remember. Places that I avoid, but places I need.
Life is an adventure ;-)
The Lexus, Mercedes, and BMW Holiday commercials are really getting my bile up.
It wouldn't be a big deal if genuine people could make a decent living too.
As you illustrate, we have the Demons of industry and .gov to thank.
May they get coal in their stockings and rot in Hell for eternity.
I know this is not possible for everyone. But I no longer own vehicles. When need be I rent. It is liberating.
meet me at Classic Car Club Manhattan - best rentals anywhere
next Happy Hour i think 22 Nov
RSVP
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Ring er up Mr. William so that it gets here in time. $50 is the agreed price.
Roger Wilco...
Payment sent my friend. I hope many other ZHers will follow suit and realize the quality of what you are offering for the price you are asking this time. It is going to be so cool to give my brother a signed WB7.
2nd is the best.
Everyone has a favorite. My favorite as the four of them side by side ;-)
Seriously, they are all beautiful works in the original and I did my best to do them all proper justice.
That would be a very large print though. What sort of frame would that have to go in?
You could do the four in a square frame a little over size A1 or you could do four, perhaps 3 side by side in a long frame. But when I used to frame lots of prints I prefered to do them all in small frames to facilitate rearranging on the walls. I even had specific prints to hang around the holidays.
William, you know that I can't do all of this at once. Put that other print you have with the eye out here. That is one hell of a piece of artwork and is amazing.
I ordered the NFL ref/federal reserve tee shirt a while back, and wear it whenever I want to start a conversation about the Fed...it's pretty cool
William I had to log in just to say thank you for the twitter stuff. I laughed so hard at the mag cover of ben breastfeeding jamie. I also want to beg you to please use the video from a few years ago of Palin giving some interview infront of some guy processing turkeys. PLEASE???
Awesome Wall Street porn William!!!!!
Help these people if you can.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/ews/article-2505133/Tacloban-Shocked-labour--...
Dear Mr. William,
For the purchase price of $50 in A4 I will purchase the first print of Santa Bernanke. Please confirm and email me the neccessary information. It's just too funny not to own. You got me again Mr. William.:-)
Thanks,
Mani
Off topic you can keep your insurance if you like your insurance.
http://www.randpaulreview.com/2013/11/breaking-sen-rand-paul-reveals-bar...
Rand Paul on Obamacare [Begins @ 5:40]:
“I’m still learning about it. It’s 20,000 pages of regulations. The Bill was 2,000 pages and I didn’t realize this until this week, the whole idea of you losing or getting your insurance cancelled wasn’t in the original Obamacare. It was a regulation WRITTEN BY PRESIDENT OBAMA, three months later.So we had a vote, this is before I got up there. The Republicans had a vote to try to cancel that regulation so you COULDN’T BE CANCELLED, to grandfather everybody in. You know what the vote was? Straight party line. EVERY DEMOCRAT VOTED TO KEEP THE RULE THAT CANCELS YOUR INSURANCE.”
full video at website.
My god, my hands have cramps from flooding JPM's Q&A
That JPM Q&A was better twitter than a feather on a Twat - Talk about blow the Front doors off JPM's Business. I laughed until I cried at how out of touch with reality those bottom feeders are.
If I had a Twitter account to post would have asked - " What would work best for your clean shaven neck, would you prefer a single, tripple or Five blade"
LOL!
Time and effort well spent.
God save our banzai, and thanx for all you do, William.
good lord. good job wb7 and all who twitted. best chuckles ever.
We normally don't send out Christmas (er, Xmas, er, holiday, er, can you still say "Christmas" without getting droned?) cards, but this year may be an exception if you can print up boxes of cards, suitable for sending to friends and fambly.
You may have finally hit it big with this one, WB!
I am willing to bet that even though these are public domain images, Zazzle will not allow me to use them.
Paulson and Greenspam deserve a place as well. Never forget their role in the great flush.
I have both of them in my Christmas portfolio, which is vast and extensive ;-)
I have them in a whole different porfolio....
My first trip to Wall Street was about three years at the ripe old age of 53. My schedule forced me to take a very early train from Washington, DC. I had time to kill. Remembering Luis Rukeyser's proclamation that Wall Street was the only one in the world with a river on one ned and a church on the other, I decided to walk end to end. No big deal. The barricades around the exchange were quite robust. Then there was Trinity Church at the head of the street. Amazing graveyard - some 17th century headstones. What really surprised me that the church was about 1/3 full of the faithful at say...7:00 AM in prayful repose. No formal service going on. Praying for portfolios to rise? Praying not to be indicted? Maybe praying for their souls and/or deliverance from temptation in the face of another long day with Jamie and Lloyd nippng a their ankles. Having fundamental faith in human goodness, I hope/expect that it was the latter.
I am glad that Trinity is there. I suppose that its mere presence accounted for the delay by a century of what we are experiencing today. Ironically, at the time there was a great to-do about a mosque being sited on the WTC grounds. That didn't get far. The new tower might have been a few stories high at the time. I couldn't see in. The construction fences were very tight.
That whole area is extremely interesting. I was a volunteer at the South Street Seaport Museum when I was kid. Well before it was actually renovated.
Can you supply a link on where to go to purchase prints. Thanks
remain calm, you will not regret it. What you get is well worth the expense.
banzai7institute@gmail.com
dear WB7,
your emagination is unique and your work priceless. yesterday’s post better than today and “tomorrow” better than yesterday. 2 years since I first open.
but… from 10cents to A3 USD100. thanks for remembering whom to blame.
best wishes
Sir, I have purchased a print from Mr. William and he delivered an exceptional example. I really enjoy it and it is done on very high quality paper. I have other prints so I know at least a couple of things about paper. William will not cheat you. This is why I am getting back in at $50 for an A4. That is a great price for any print except for the ones my children make on the carpets but that is a different story.
Yes, rather ironic. That's why I left the price on them.
On the other hand, these prints are on paper stock designed to last well over 100 years outside of an archive. I don't think there are many Puck covers floating around any more ;-)
Is the date stamped in the upper left corner of #2 original or did you put that in?
Nice touch either way.
Original stamp by Library of Congress
hey WB7 are you in the 142 million $ league?
You should be!
My very best to you!
The Nigerian scammers keep telling me I am. I am sure they are eyeing this post with great interest, even though I embedded the email address in the picture.