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INTRoDuCiNG WiLLiaMBaNZai7'S SPeCiaL EDiTioN oF HoLiDaY PuKeS...
Here they are. WilliamBanzai7's Special Holiday Puke Fine Art Print Editions just in time for the Christmas Holidays…
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Dear Friends,
Here before you is a truly historic series of images that I have painstakingly adapted to the current state of sordidly odiferous political/financial affairs.
Years from now, there will be little doubt over what the artist was seeing and thinking contemporaneously in the year 2013.
I am not going to oversell these pictures. They speak for themselves.
They also demonstrate how history truly rhymes on Wall Street.
I have all of these in very large high resolution files. So every print will match the highest standards of fine art print production.
As you can see, I have departed from normal practice by offering these prints in an assortment of sizes. I have done this solely to maximize your
participation by spreading price points. Bear in mind that the amount of personal time and effort involved is the same irrespective of print size.
Each print will be signed, numbered and dated December 25, 2013.
I know that many of you are suffering various levels of economic hardship in these trying times. As is always the case, you are free to print these off for your own personal use.
I truly appreciate all the the moral and financial support that I receive from all of you.
As you know, the primary reason that I am doing these prints is to signify my gratitude in return for your generous support for my endeavors.
It is my sincerest wish that the situation will turn sooner than later so that each and everyone of us can return to personal prosperity.
Best wishes to you all,
And Fuck You Ben Bernanke!
WB7
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lol, nobody deserves that form of torture.
Its amazing that country loses upto 6 Billion $ of oil revenues / year. With losses like that...
Of course, Shell says it is definitely NOT siphoning off some of that for its own tax/royalty dodging purposes.
"Its all those Nigerian scammers and oil boot leggers! "
Some scams are bigger than others!
4 scams good! 2 scams bad!
They even pretend they are Chinese businessmen now.
They have a long tradition to uphold....when I started in business in 1969, the cement company I worked for would receive requests to quote from various Nigerian 'officials' on a monthly basis. There were several cement manufacturers who actually fell for them....saw a photo in Time Magazine later showing many anchored bulk cement carriers sitting off the Nigerian coast, unable to unload since the letters of credit were bogus.
Something about the Blankfiein in Salvation Army drag made me think that his face with that capacious mouth would make a great gag toilet seat.
I'd kind of enjoy pissin' in that mouth, and not in a golden showers way.
Thanks for all that you so generously share WB7, you are a true saint.
#2 "Now will you believe me?" is my favorite, WMBanzai7 - Superb. Thanks, you make my days smilingly better!
What makes it even funnier is Warren and Lloyd were in the same photo together originally.
Merry Christmas WB!!
And Fuck You Ben Bernanke!
Like the department stores anticipating the holiday shoppers that "won't be" this year, it's probably a good idea to get an early start on the pre-Xmas deliveries.
Sublime as per your usual!
PUCK YOU BERNAKED
For what its worth, they would also make fun Christmas cards for everyone's more cynical friends.
When I was a kid, my mother had books about "Puck". He was some sort of little elf or something weird like that.
Puck: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puck_(A_Midsummer_Night's_Dream)
Hey WB -- I think it was the mythology guy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puck_%28mythology%29
"a kind of half-tamed woodland spirit, leading folk astray with echoes and lights in nighttime woodlands"
Kinda sounds like the bernanke, except the bernank is more evil. Maybe you can use this in one of your future projects.
I know I'm a few days late but Pink Floyd's The Final Cut is superb armistice day listening.
Track #8, "The Flectcher Memorial Home" makes me fantasize about a WB7 visual representation to accompany it (modernized for today's tyrants and kings, of course).
take all your overgrown infants away somewhere
and build them a home a little place of their own
the fletcher memorial
home for incurable tyrants and kings
and they can appear to themselves every day
on closed circuit t.v.
to make sure they're still real
it's the only connection they feel
"ladies and gentlemen, please welcome reagan and haig
mr. begin and friend mrs. thatcher and paisley
mr. brezhnev and party
the ghost of mccarthy
the memories of nixon
and now adding colour a group of anonymous latin
american meat packing glitterati"
did they expect us to treat them with any respect
they can polish their medals and sharpen their
smiles, and amuse themselves playing games for a while
boom boom, bang bang, lie down you're dead
safe in the permanent gaze of a cold glass eye
with their favourite toys
they'll be good girls and boys
in the fletcher memorial home for colonial
wasters of life and limb
is everyone in?
are you having a nice time?
now the final solution can be applied
How about:
"ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Obama and Clarke
mr. Nuttinyaho and friend Mr. Cameron and "Bertie"
mr. Bernanke and party
the ghost of LBJ
the memories of Reagan
and now adding colour a group of anonymous middle eastern
Heroin producers
William - these are the absolute best yet. I cannot pick a favorite - so I might order all 4. I will be in touch, these would look great next to my framed WB7 print hanging here in my office.
The one that made me laugh the loudest was the "Help Save The Poor" cover - with Lloyd and Warren banging the drums - incredible.
I cannot tell you how much I look forward to each and every update from you - keep them coming, and God Bless you.
Thanks Colonel,
I might even purchase one myself ;-)
there's more Pukes on Wall Street than Tosh.0
Every time I walked by I thought there was something wrong with that statue. Thanks for fixing it.
To be more accurate you should put mistle toe above Obama's penis.
Seasons Theiving is one of your best ones yet. It is so unfortunate that Benny boy will disappear into the night just shortly, his legacy largely unknown and unnoticed.
He certainly won't disappear on my watch.
You've finally convinced me to give you my money, mr. banzai. Expect a (2x) print request from me.
Both you and I know that it will be great to look upon these prints in the future, should there be one! Cheers, amigo.
I think these are going to age quite well. They are funny, but nevertheless informative and grounded in history and they are wonderful to look at.
The Banzai7 formula in a nutshell. ;-)