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I HaVe HaZ ENuFFS!!!

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HAZ ENUFFS

 

 

 

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THE BEVERLY SHILLBILLIES

 

 

 

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LIEBE MUTTER...

 

 

 

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SUPREMUS LEX

 

 

 

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AFFORDABLE CARE TOWN

 

 

 

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AMERIKEYE

 

 

 

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A THANKS GIVING JOKE

 

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Sun, 11/17/2013 - 21:33 | 4163842 resurger
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looooooooooooooooooooooool

Sun, 11/17/2013 - 14:56 | 4162858 Blano
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A first for me.....logging in just to say EWWWWWWW!!!!

Great stuff Banzai.

Sun, 11/17/2013 - 06:09 | 4162040 falak pema
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WB7, you make him look like Louis XIV! 

Toilet seat n all. 

After the dunk, the servitors of King came and inspected the turd; to judge if Divine Rights had good digestion and no worms! 

Holder! Drop your load! 

PS : Loved the Shillbillies.

Sun, 11/17/2013 - 02:34 | 4161947 The Heart
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Sunday evening easy listening.:

http://www.jmccanneyscience.com/sh11-14-13-7meg-MP3.ram

 

Sun, 11/17/2013 - 01:33 | 4161889 Manipuflation
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Awesome stuff again William.  Thank you Sir.  Did I mention that I hate viruses?  Whatever this disease is that I have is kicking my ass at the moment.

A damned piece of DNA or RNA is all a virus is but they seem to be everywhere.  A virus is not even a cell.  What is the purpose of a strand of DNA or RNA?  What does a virus seek to accomplish in the long term besides arbitrary reproduction?  Why does a virus have to make us feel like shit?  Can't a virus just get along and freeload without fucking up it's host?  Well, I am SOOL because how can you reason with a virus? 

 

I have to give some respect to anyone who is/ or has studied virology.

Sun, 11/17/2013 - 15:48 | 4163010 Tall Tom
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Thank your US Government and your Center for Disease CONTROL (They added Eradication to the title recently.)

 

You can actually keep track of regional virus spread on the Weather Channel. Is there a correlation to that spread and the locations of the Federal Reserve Regions?

 

Since the Government want the population to maintain resistance to Influenza (after the Pandemic of 1918 took its ghastly toll) is it just a possibility that they innoculate the Currency Supply with the virus?

 

(In that way they can SELL you the Flu Shots that prevent contraction or minimize the severity of the infection.)

 

Isn't it nice to have a Government which looks out for your interests??? In this fashion???

 

Be certain to sneeze and cough upon that Currency before you spend it. Especially when you are buying Fast Food. It is more blessed to give that it is to receive.

 

Long live Tyler Durden!!! Fight Club rulez!!!

Sun, 11/17/2013 - 11:56 | 4162352 chunga
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@ Manipuflation.

Consider please the work of Dr. Royal Raymond Rife. I'm not a Dr. but have seen coordinative resonance devitalize viruses. Specifically Lyme Disease, considered by some to be pleomorphic and a very nasty bug. It's fascinating and may be of some help. Hope your health improves.

Great work Banzai! So many classic lines from Josey Wales... 

"Endeavor to persevere. We went back and thought about that, Endeavor to Persevere, and when we had thought about it long enough, we declared war on the Union."

"I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet."

LOL!

Sun, 11/17/2013 - 20:54 | 4163752 The_Prisoner
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Chunga, I seen to remember you posted you built your own Rife device. Would you be able to give some indication as to the schematic you may have used?

I have looked at a few online references, but the signal to noise ratio is quite low and consists of mostly people trying to sell stuff.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 11:30 | 4165164 chunga
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Hi, it's funny because we just moved recently and I gave away my setup to a curious electrician friend. I gave him all my notes and frequencies too. We don't need it anymore...Lyme Disease is all gone. At one time I was working with John and he tends to speak in very technical terms; so I drew up an over simplified schematic to help people grasp the design concept. I looked around and cant find it but I found this on scribd.

Build Your Own Doug Coil Machine Part 1

This one includes the switch array that I never bothered with. The array is much easier and safer to operate.

You're right about the signal to noise ratio. Rife was a true genius in my opinion. Terrible businessman but a true genius. That's what destroyed him...people trying to make money from his work that no one else was able to understand and it's still happening today.

He died a penniless drunk after spending his life trying to cure cancer. I believe he did that and delivered it to the world for free.

Dr. Royal Raymond Rife

Sun, 11/17/2013 - 06:33 | 4162055 williambanzai7
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Take care of yourself.

Sun, 11/17/2013 - 01:25 | 4161882 thestarl
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Beverly Shillbillies that is a fucking classic WB7.

Sun, 11/17/2013 - 01:16 | 4161862 williambanzai7
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REVOLVING CRONY

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 03:33 | 4164387 bigkahuna
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Nice. This one needs to be a headliner. 

Sun, 11/17/2013 - 15:30 | 4162944 AgShaman
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Whoa!.....Is that a pledge pin you has gots on yer finga?

Sun, 11/17/2013 - 01:24 | 4161881 CultiVader
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This one gives me the heebee-jeebees.

 

Sun, 11/17/2013 - 20:58 | 4163764 wisefool
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me too! But for my own sake! The income turbo timmay cheated on was from the international monetary fund, which may or may not be taxable by the USG. I am assuming all my income is in USD, but there are like 80,000 pages that apply to me that do not apply to him. Especisally in his new job.

Sun, 11/17/2013 - 00:51 | 4161833 NIHILIST CIPHER
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Mount Guffmore.........very scary...... faces only a central bank could love.

Sun, 11/17/2013 - 00:50 | 4161832 t0mmyBerg
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awesome stuff

Sun, 11/17/2013 - 00:39 | 4161815 williambanzai7
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MT GUFFMORE USA

Collaboration with: @VICTORLEONARDIB

Sun, 11/17/2013 - 02:29 | 4161944 drunkenlout
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I know they're carved in stone, but -- Jump You Fuckers!

Sun, 11/17/2013 - 13:27 | 4162585 bozzy
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For those who remember Derek and Clive -

Sung to the tune of a well known psalm.....

 

Jump, you fucker, JUMP

Jump into this here blanket what we are holding and you will be all right.

He jumped,

Hit the deck,

Broke his fuckin' neck

THERE WAS NO BLANKET!

 

 

Sun, 11/17/2013 - 00:38 | 4161813 NIHILIST CIPHER
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William is that biometrics and the all seeing eye in the  midst of all this hillbilly frivolity?

Sun, 11/17/2013 - 00:32 | 4161806 krispkritter
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Come and listen to a story about the illegitimate FED

A poor bunch of millionaires, barely kept the family fed,

Then a one day they was rootin' for a Bill to do them good,

And up from Congress came a Bill which really should.

Fiat that is, not gold, fake moneeey.

Well the first thing you know the FED's a billionaire,

Most folks said 'Well that ain't fair.',

Said 'Well paper it's just money from thin air!',

So the FED loaded up the economy,

And blew up a bubble like up in Beverly.

Hills, that is. REIT pools, sell to the Stars.

Well now it's time to say goodbye to the FED and Yellin,

And they'd like to thank all the Banksters dropping in.

You're all invited back to gain some reality,

But leave your keys for you're facing a foreclosure legality.

BevHillbilly that is. Get ready to sell.  Or take your gloves off.

Y'all fight back now, y'hear?

Sun, 11/17/2013 - 00:24 | 4161793 buckethead
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Beverly Shillbillies... All Time Great. Well done Maestro.

Sun, 11/17/2013 - 00:01 | 4161769 williambanzai7
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CONGRATULATIONS NEW GOLDMAN MDs

Sun, 11/17/2013 - 09:02 | 4162122 lakecity55
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+ 1000.  The best description ever of The Establishment.

Little Bill: "You just shot an unarmed man!"

Wm Muny: "He shoulda armed himself."

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Original script of Unforgiven which was deleted:

Little Bill: "You're William Muny, killer of Banksters."

Muny: "That's right, Little Bill, and I'm here to kill you. You have printed too much money."

 

Sat, 11/16/2013 - 23:43 | 4161746 the grateful un...
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hey uncle Jed, banker Drysdale says I can be the head of the federal reserve.

well son don't you need a PHD or sumthin?

yeah but i can take a correspondence course

well what you do as the head of the federal reserve?

i just make money. the more they needs it, the more i make

you mean banker Drysdale?

yeah and all his friends, they say i'm a shoe in!! i'll make plenty or money for them!!

what about the rest of us?

well uncle Jed as I understand, once they gets the money, you gets some too.

well i don't need any Jethro but I thank you maybe Granny needs some better ask her

 

Sun, 11/17/2013 - 01:18 | 4161872 SafelyGraze
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it has come to my attention that bank execs have been receiving bonuses that are thousands of times greater than the median annual income

to that end, I have resolved to purchase 500B per month of derivatives, and will continue doing so until bonuses of bank execs become commensurate with the median annual income

if the spread between bonuses and median income continues to widen, I will explore additional options, such as directly monetizing bonus obligations by financial institutions

hugs,
mister yellens

 

Sun, 11/17/2013 - 01:55 | 4161913 MrPalladium
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The Outlaw Josey Wales!

Secretary of the Interior says to Lone Watie, Chief of the "civilized tribe"

"Continue to endeavor to perservere"

Lone Watie (Chief Dan George) then repeats:

"Endeavor to perservere"

Sun, 11/17/2013 - 16:53 | 4163181 0b1knob
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"And when we had thought about it long enough, we declared war on the Union...."    Full scene, very funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1c3DW-ZF30

 

Sun, 11/17/2013 - 09:55 | 4162172 villainvomit
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OJW  great movie.

Lagdge, come on up boy, we got ourselves the Outlaw Josey Wales !!

Yellow Rose Boy...Josey, I got the gold right here, you know the gold we robbed from the bank. 

Ladge goes to get gold ~ BAMM ~ .45 cal in his face.

 

SOUND FAMILIAR ?

Sun, 11/17/2013 - 02:50 | 4161957 wintermute
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Eye of Sauron: yellow

Eye of Obozo: blue

The yellow eye doesn't lie, the blue eye lies all the while. 

And there lies the way to Mordor.

 

Sun, 11/17/2013 - 09:04 | 4162131 lakecity55
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"Follow the yellow-dicked toad."

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 02:40 | 4164337 old naughty
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...and everyone has hair, except O.

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