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Obama is filling his pool
This midget's a thong wearing fool
He's now feeling hated
It's left him deflated
He's finding it harder to rule
The Limerick King
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suddenly, the psychological profile of
dale carnegie's mother seems significant.
the joke goes ...
"mr., how do you get to carnegie hall?"
"practice".
so one person was talking about geography and
physical locations, addresses (interesting) and the
other was talking about music and ethereal aspiration
in a connected yet other space, interesting.
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"How to Win Friends and Influence People Quotes (showing a few of many, he was wordy)
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“It isn't what you have or who you are or where you are or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about it.”
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“Don't be afraid of enemies who attack you. Be afraid of the friends who flatter you.”
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“You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.”
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“When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but with creatures bristling with prejudice and motivated by pride and vanity.”
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“Talk to someone about themselves and they'll listen for hours.”
? Dale Carnegie, How to Win Friends and Influence People"
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http://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/2370171-how-to-win-friends-and-infl...
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anyway ...
Dude, I am not clear on what you are trying to say. "Be afraid of friends who flatter you"? Let me fill you in on a priceless clue, we are all assholes. We don't make friends very easily but the ones we do make we will back up. Not all of us are Wall Street traders.
Win friends? I do not need to win friends. "Influence people". Uh, yeah, with cash usually. It sounds like the book should have been entitled "How To Be A Douchebag".
it is complicated when speaking of praise and criticism,
extremely complicated. being dubious concerning flattery
is wise yet gratitude for expressed appreciation is perfect
and essential to social development which is pretty darn important.
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let me say this, we better not remain assholes forever if we want
to experience the potential of truth in life. "friendship" should not be
all that difficult to establish.
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"how to be a douchebag" might have been a more appropriate title
but i know dale carnegie would not have approved any such suggestion
or alteration, still, the man made some keen observations concerning
his peers.
Oh Bonsi, yer so clever...
Infantilism cubed...infantile cartoons, infantile audience, infantile-like imagery - well I guess you said it was a dwarf - you can be the third infantile to keep the math still coming out correct...
what puke you spend your seedy life ginning up for the drooling mob...I must say!
The capacity of the Gerutard who is Geruda to emit garbage is very much something and very much self similar.
Endless repeations of groundless points does not give them substantiation, merely leaves them smelling of vomit.
The quality level of the drivels being driveled by the Gerutard who is Geruda is low, extremely substandardly low.
This shabbiness tells impairness of brain thinkings he is not that happy with.
Alas, alas, the eternal nature of US 'Indian' gerutardation is grounded in the monolizing of the Obamacocksucking means. Scrapesgoatery of US american 'rednecks' is inherent part of it in the addition, reflectorizing much deep bitterness and hatred and arrogancing. Such as it is and will be and then some, always the worst and best yet.
Welcome to the US 'Indian' Gerutardation world. It's a hateful and duplicitous place, you'll see.
i have to give it to geruda after all,
his protected free speech license and poetic
leanings just revealed the perfect term for
our monetary system and potentially a great
term for a future art movement,
"infantile cubed".
i tip my hat to the "geruda" yet claim
the term for a name for a future musical
project, it has to do with sound and development-learning.
i'll say no more
Gerunda would have been the perfect candidate to crate Goebbel's infamous Degenerate Art exhibition.
Notice how I say crate and not curate. Tasks to suit IQ.
John Cale - Paris 1919
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5YHqWqhFkU
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She makes me so unsure of myself
Standing there but never ever talking sense
Just a visitor you see
So much wanting to be seen
She'd open up the door and vaguely carry us away
It's the customary thing to say or do
To a disappointed proud man in his grief
And on Fridays she'd be there
but on Mondays not at all
Just casually appearing from the clock across the hall
You're a ghost la la la
You're a ghost
I'm in the church and I've come ( chorus )
To claim you with my iron drum
la la la
The Continent's just fallen in disgrace
William William William Rogers put it in its place
Blood and tears from old Japan
Caravans and lots of jam and maids of honor
singing crying singing tediously
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(chorus)
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(Les Tuilleries -- instruments sans voix)
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Efficiency efficiency they say
Get to know the date and tell the time of day
As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
Down on darkened meetings on Champs Elysee
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(chorus)
you're a ghost ...! etc...
and repeat.
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just timeless and perfect.
there is no accounting for the
taste of an art critic but the artist
is his own accountant.
nice graphic design mr.b7!
hilarious and spot on.
I am wanting to be telling to the poster being named Geruda that we will never be having the doing of the being able to make doing the understanding of his words that are angries and his pro-statist soundbites that are being the stupids until he is making the having of the doing of the making of the removing from his mouth of the cock of the president who is Obama.
Hitting over the head with numerous sledgehammers to Gertrude is healthful for AKAK.
One can infer from the general quality of most comments that many folks here are slow on the uptake. However, it must be sinking in by now that akak has become increasingly eager for me to throw away the occasional few moments of my otherwise useful and productive fun filled satisfactory life by stopping in once in a while to grace you with my attention.
He fairly slavers at every opportunity my being here provides for him to endulge himself by using me as the pretext for expressing his homosexual fascinations.
It's kind of scary in a way. Would you want to be locked up in a cell with him? AkAk, the eroticisms you have adopted as your hallmark should make you wonder about yourself. If every time you give a child crayons to play with and she always draws a picture of the same thing, say a man smoking a cigar, don't you start to wonder what her thing is about cigars? Well, maybe you don't because I think you already know. I guess you haven't figured out I'm a woman by now but in case you have, my apologies for mistaking what your theme has seemed to be.
gender is funny too, no?
Dennis The Constitutional Peasant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOOTKA0aGI0
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i know 'geruda' is your blog handle but you are
really dale carnegie's ghost and inspiration
to the author, dale carnegie the person who
wrote "how to win friends and influence people."
i'm guessing.
Look! Up in the sky! Way overhead! It's Satire!
that stockade fence reminds me of this.
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The Witnesses: S.M. Holland
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfRivH8G9tY
Eric Clapton (Tell the truth)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KnrX3eEFSc
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Songwriters: CLAPTON, ERIC PATRICK/WHITLOCK, BOBBY
Tell the truth. Tell me who's been fooling you?
Tell the truth. Who's been fooling who?
There you sit there, looking so cool
While the whole show is passing you by.
You better come to terms with your fellow men soon, cause...
The whole world is shaking now. Can't you feel it?
A new dawn is breaking now. Can't you see it? ......
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/e/eric+clapton/tell+the+truth_20051448.html
A bloody baseball bat blow to the back of the head with paranha swimming in that plastic Bain Capital sponsored chinese swimming pool.
WB7: thanks for getting away from the "Puke" theme for a bit.
Could it be that this ACA/ healthcare.gov 'debacle' is not that at all?
A couple of the smarter progressive types I know have believed all along that ACA was never going to amount to the fascist implementation it is set up as. They thought that it was a back door to single payer.
Could this have been a move so brash, and so devious, that so many of us simply took it at face value for the fascist construct which it appeared to be, while the plan was, all along, to simply fuck the pooch at the website level, thereby canceling insurance plans, without having new plans in place?
Short version, he is taking down health insurance providers without firing a shot? No waiting for the ACA disease to masticise. Just throw the wrench in the works from the get go?
It doesn't seem plausible because all major health insurance providers are owned by Wall Street financial firms (via proxies) close to the fed.
I worked for a health insurance provider for about two years. I have no love for the model. (Just full disclosure)
Re-reading. My post, another thought occurred to me: Wall Street Financial firms could use this as an opportunity to actually divest of these insurance providers. Those stocks have been doing well. UHC (UNH) is a top performer. Bring in the muppets, go short, then sink the titanic?
It seems too far fetched... But then again, these are strange days.
john trudell from 1980,
First Voices Indigenous Radio
minute 10.
.http://archive.wbai.org/#ankor3
Thursday November 21 9:00am
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John Trudell: We are power
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNr4Lw4XBHU
An absolute WB7 classic hilarious post
I don't know that this happens anywhere else but I suppose it does or there would not be the legal precedent of Adverse Possession. So last weekend, I hauled the family over to Wisconsin to the property I can't seem to get an offer on to get the place ready for winter. I noticed these blaze orange ribbons all over the place as though they were demarcating the property line. It was entirely wrong and someone was claiming about three acres of my property but I figured I would get around to addressing it later and proceeded with fall clean up.
Mrs. M is only about 105 lbs so she gets cold easily and was wearing my blaze orange hunting parka while helping me with firewood. I noticed a car drive by and slow down and in a few minutes it drove by again. I went and told my brother about it. He hadn't noticed because he was wrenching on something in the garage. Then the car drove by again as we were standing there talking about it. This is not normal on a country road in rural Wisconsin. Somebody is trying to make a statement.
The car comes by a fourth time and stops, a guy gets out and nails a no tresspassing sign essentially in my front yard. So I yelled out, "Hey, let's talk!". Nope, he gets back in his car and speeds off. Do you know why this happened? I do. It has to do with the Wisconsin deer hunting season. This guy saw my wife wearing a blaze orange jacket and took offense. The start of the stupid Wisconsin nine day gun deer hunting season starts on Saturday and neighbors seem to suddenly turn into enemies. I took down the orange ribbons and took my own steel fence post and pounded it into the ground within a few feet of where the property line actually is. And for good measure, I tied the orange ribbon they put on my trees to the fence post where I say the property line is. My fence post versus your fencepost. For extra flare, I put a "Keep Out" sign right next to the one this asshole put up.
I do not know who this guy is as the property to the south of mine has changed hands many times over the past few years. We have been on our property since 1963. You would think it would least be reasonable to stop and introduce yourself if you are going to pound "No Trespassing" signs into my trees. Hey, let's sit down and have a beer or a cup of coffee and talk about it. I have nephews coming who want to hunt so wouldn't it make sense to kind of know where each other it is at since high powered rifles are going to be involved? Am I not being reasonable?
I've already killed enough deer so let the younger ones learn how to do it. There is no reason to be an asshole about a fucking deer. I am not buying any license from the state. If I want to shoot a deer on my own property then I will. When I was young I was stopped by a game warden and checked for license. I had a license but that was when I starting thinking about goverment. Basically, the warden ruined our hunt and wasted our time. You all know me well enough to know that I am going to be a guy walking on his own property with a gun. What are they going to do about that? I'm not hunting, I am simply walking around my property with a gun.
I have to get my gear packed up but I already know there will be some sort of confrontation. I will be reasonable but I think I will take the AK with me just in case.
I see this kind of crap all the time, and more often than not I end up embroiled in a bitter land dispute that was never mentioned to me until an angry neigbor crashes through the woods, demanding I "get off their property." I always politely refuse and produce the state statute granting surveyors fairly broad authority to go in and on adjoining properties for the purpose of determining the true property line. Unless there are guns involved. Then I, well, get the hell off the property. I'm not dying over someone else's argument.
Not to say that you're wrong, but you should not have moved the flagging unless you knew for a fact it was placed by anyone other than a surveyor. It's evidence of *something*, even if it's just a mistake. Your best bet is to hire a surveyor, explain the situation in full, and ask that they mark your property lines with flagging and permanent monuments (typically iron rebar or hollow iron pipes) and produce a sealed boundary plat, and include the previously marked line that you're disputing on the plat. Then you send a copy to the neighbor in question along with the request/demand that they commit no further trespass. This nips any question of adverse possession clean in the bud (depending on the details of WI's statutes). As it is, while owner parole evidence is valuable when determining boundaries, it's your word against apparently a surveyor's. You will not win that battle unless you can prove they erred in some way, and it's hard to do that without a surveyor in your corner.
You seem reasonable. Neighbors like you describe tend to make life just a little shittier for everyone. I'll never understand why people think nailing a sign to a tree is preferable to just talking to someone.
Good to know that when the trouble starts it will no doubt be with another red neck type who matches up pretty well with the knuckle draggers who swallow their own tobacco juice whenever Bonsi lets out one of his cartoon farts...
If some asshole nailed signs to this cracka's trees I'd be using them for target practice.
No, the signs ;-)
If you need s special "It's Asshole Season" sign.
Just let me know.
Thanks nmewn. I have 5 AK mags loaded. The AK is intimidating and a great rifle in it's own respect. This asshole might want to talk but he will be talking to a guy holding an AK-47. Plus there will be three other male family members there all packing high power rifles and probably some handguns.
The guy can sit down and talk. I have thousands of rounds already in Wisconsin. I could sit and shoot all day and ruin the whole thing for this asshole. I don't care about the deer, but I do care if you are trying to steal my land and won't even talk to me about it.
Nmewn, I might just do that with the AK on the sign. The whole tree will come down by the time I am done. Then I can saw it up for firewood.:-)
Manly men talking,
fear the pretext to condone
bloody fantasies.
lol...saw it in half round after round...its a lot of fun.
First time I took Squire nmewn out (guess he was arouund eight) I said watch this and shot a hole through four inch pine with a .357. Then I said, look at that hole front & back...then feel how hard that tree is (he squeezed the bark)...then I said, do that to your arm...I said big difference huh? Not like a video game, right?
He got the message.
I'm thinkin after you fell that tree, maybe put one of your rotting deer heads on the stub if you still have one around out back.
Maybe he'll get the message too ;-)
The 243, the 280 and the AK are all ready to go. I always carry my Springfield 1911 .45. Do I bring the Springfield M1A as well? That bitch is one heavy gun. I think I will leave that one home but I will take my Ruger Super Redhawk as well. Mine has the nine inch barrel. That should be enough.
The tradition here in the South is, if you hop that fence, your soul may belong to Jesus but your ass belongs to me now...lol.
The 1911 & AK is more than enough for the occasional interloper, actually, just a couple good pit bulls that listen and ain't all freaked out by their master who have an excellent sense of timing & smell around here. You could always have some fun sittin back with a .270 but it sounds like you're shooting towards the road.
Not good.
Then there's always rattlesnakes with their rattles cut off tied to his favorite "posting tree" or 12 gauge shells, with a tack in a tube...if ya get my drift ;-)
Mani, play their game first. Find one of those basement lawyers with a runny nose and tell him he gets half of what he collects and sic him on that mofo neighbor. Have him send a threatening letter. And if he really does fuck up, you may wind up with his land. That should help you sell your place. I know, I know, that ain't our way, but WTF these days?
Thanks brothers. You know that I will not back down. I like to know who my adversary is and in this case I do not know. Sun Tzu said that this it is not the best idea to not know your enemy. Mrs. M is in love with my Super Redhawk, and possibly even me, and says I need to take that too because that is intimidating to Russians. Ten years with a Russian woman and you learn something new every day,:-)
I am going to keep on with getting ready. I am not going in light. Treat everyone as you wish to be treated. If you treat me with respect then I will treat you the same.(you folks all do here) I do not understand why other people have to be such assholes. What is it that they want: political power, fake money, women?
That's not nice (to midgets). Be NICE! (to midgets).
At least until you GET the map.
http://cinetropolis.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/time-bandits-poster-1.jpg
OT- Humor from The Onion
Tweeted by Russell Brand earlier today. Don't miss the Anonymous style video in the middle of the article. Typical .gov response in last paragraphs. Now we can sit back and wait to see how the corporations hijack Spirituality, sanitize it so that it supports the current power paradigm, and then sell it back to their adoring fanboys.
Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash Tranquility On West-
http://t.co/0LPB638IEW
They let me post up some of their material once in a while, enjoy
http://oahutrading.blogspot.com/2013/11/breakpoint-trades-world-market-r...
They let me post up some of their material once in a while, enjoy
http://oahutrading.blogspot.com/2013/11/breakpoint-trades-world-market-r...
So, when the 'hoes' is 'no-goes', Barry resorts to the 'hose' ?
why you no confirm my ole yellern?
"The Proctologist"LOL It could also be called "The Apologist". I wish they would economize and quit sending me magazine renewal notices. I have not subscribed in two years. The only reason I subscribed in the first place was to burn up some expiring airline miles and I didn't figure I needed the TV Guide.
he and his cabinet are like adolf he will blame his failures on the nation.scorched earth as we are not worthy. fuck em all
I picked up the first batch of Christmas Pukes today, and as you can see, the production quality is awesome! And this is flourescent lighting! Imagine them under a proper spot lamp.
The smaller sizes are cut without a border and look like an actual vintage magazine cover. The larger size ones literally jump off the paper. These will look absolutely stunning framed.
I think the printer, who is the best in HK, was surprised at how well they came out.
Given the intersection of current events with the 100 year anniversary of the Fed, I think these are as collectible as collectible gets. That is just my opinion. But I set my sights on producing something truly unique.
I am signing and dating these December 24, 2013. The smaller sizes (A3 and A4) will be signed on the reverse, the A2 on the front.
It is not too late to order these for delivery before Christmas...
Inquiries: banzai7institute@gmail.com
I'm waiting for a nice table book with your work. Please please consider sending it to the Banzai7 publishing house.
I am diggin' that idea the most!