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THE MAN WHO USED TO WALK ON WATER

 

Obama is filling his pool

This midget's a thong wearing fool

He's now feeling hated

It's left him deflated

He's finding it harder to rule

The Limerick King

 

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Thu, 11/21/2013 - 15:59 | 4178624 t0mmyBerg
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awesome.  i hadnt thought along these lines until now.  well done banzai

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 15:48 | 4178586 Save_America1st
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Mental midget is more like it...but yeah, I know, it just doesn't fit the cadence of the rhyme, and ya can't dispute the genius of the Limerick King. lol

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 15:42 | 4178570 New American Re...
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That's not a thong, that's a jock strap.

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 15:40 | 4178567 Fix It Again Timmy
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At least I wasn't one of the fucktards who waited hours and hours in freezing temperatures to see this dickhead sworn in...People will be denying that fact when their grandchildren ask if they were one of the fools who attended...

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 18:45 | 4179163 Son of Captain Nemo
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And this is always what happens to empires that end up going to the bone yard. 

No guilt for the harm betrayal and indiscretions to the very moral precepts that were once the foundation in defining who we were like our brand of the "rule of law" -all gone now.

We don't need them anymore.  After all?

We are "Exceptional"!

 

 

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 15:52 | 4178600 NotApplicable
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No they won't, as those fucktards have been given all the reassurances they need that it was someone else's fault. Every failure only strengthens their resolve.

"Oblamo," indeed!

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 15:38 | 4178559 wisefool
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It was disappointing to watch the medal of freedom ceremony yesterday. He was giving out "bro hugs" to some of the recipients of the highest civilian award possible.  * I call it a bro-hug when you do the hand shake and the shoulder bump kinda thing at the same time. * Nothing wrong with it, but probably not appropriate during the formal ceremony. A little too intimate and informal.

Some of the recipients were visibly upset at this, including bill clinton. Ohh the irony!

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 19:38 | 4179286 MeelionDollerBogus
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There should have been a double-sized one on reserve for Rick James.
http://steeshes.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/dave-chappelle-as-rick-james.jpg

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 15:50 | 4178592 NotApplicable
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Other than being pleased at his inability to fake sincerity, who gives a fuck about pomp and circumstance in service of the facade?

I much prefer it when he looks like the thug he is, rather than a credible facade of statesmanship.

Don't worry though, Hillary and Jeb are not that stupid.

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 19:17 | 4179242 silverserfer
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unfortunatly only the hillarys and jebs out there are the kind of people who want to run for prez these days. no qualified person in their right mind would want to rub elbow with the scum of the earth nesecarry to become prez.

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 16:02 | 4178640 wisefool
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well thats what was so weird about it. You got dignitaries dressed to the nines. The press covering for the history books, not the MSM talking head shows. You got professional readers listing the accomplishment of these people's lifes work. You got jarheads in their dress blues standing at inspection level attention for over an hour.

And he is acting like he is on the golf course. plenty of time for that to be covered before and after.

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 17:08 | 4178870 wisefool
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Good points. I am just trying to say he simply did not have enough experience to do the job. Neither did bubba in hindsite. Obama himself is starting to admit it. Earlier this week he said something to the effect of " you know I had only been on the national stage for 3 years before I got this job "  humility during the job interview (election) is a good thing.  humility after you got the job and they let your predecesor retire is counter productive. 

Thats what I think bubba was thinking as he and others grimaced, and the irony I mentioned.

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 19:38 | 4179287 MeelionDollerBogus
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What experience is needed?
They've got a file on him, he takes the money, he read the teleprompter & doesn't defy his masters.
Bush only was shy on that by being illiterate at the teleprompter.
Whatev's, he passed the puppet-test.
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb150/abbsterbean6/lolcat.jpg

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 19:00 | 4179205 el Gallinazo
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He is just a middle management level presenter (in the UK sense) anyway.  Don't know why people pay that much attention to his personal idiosyncrasies.  Henry brings down the messages from Mt. Sinai and tells him what to do.

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 16:56 | 4178839 Urban Redneck
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That's actually his white half showing through the tan.

Because his cracker bitch momma never smacked any sense or respect into him as a kid, after failing to genetically instill any.

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 16:38 | 4178771 HardlyZero
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Moochelle is saying he is singing in the shower a lot lately too.  Maybe unhinged ?

Freefalling and the ground is getting closer.

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 15:33 | 4178534 wisehiney
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My first prediction about this ass, made on election day Nov 2008....."oBUMMER will be the most hated President ever before he leaves office."

Another great prediction.......This fairy will resign under the strain. Patton said Americans hate a quitter.

Exactly.

 

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 20:04 | 4179371 NIHILIST CIPHER
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Hey Wisehiney             I will be in Nashvegas fot the Thanksgiving holiday and I hope to raise a glass of that good ole TN whiskey. Hope you and all ZH'ers have a great Thanksgiving and you too WB7.    

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 20:23 | 4179418 wisehiney
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Thanks Nihl Ciph, Thanksgiving has always been one of my favorite holidays. A good glass (or bottle!) of TN antifreeze with friends and family is exactly what we need. My seventh great grandfathers son was the first Constable/Sherrif in Wilson County - just east of the county Nashville is in - Williamson County? Anyhow, beautiful country, fine people, great music, good history AND good whiskey there. I will remember give you ZH'ers a shout and a drink from NC/VA or both!

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 06:10 | 4180576 williambanzai7
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I'll be drinking Jack on the rocks...

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 16:19 | 4178706 treasurefish
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Woodrow Wilson had already "unwittingly destroyed my country" by blessing us with the FED and IRS.  You give O'blahblah too much credit.

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 15:47 | 4178581 NotApplicable
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How can you not understand that this is all a part of divide and conquer?

He is successful far beyond his wildest dreams (well, at least those of his handlers).

I don't know why you think he's a quitter, when he's doubled down on stupid any time "trouble" emerges.

Collapse is inevitable. Controlled collapse, meanwhile, is very, very profitable, if one is properly positioned.

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 15:59 | 4178627 wisehiney
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I just want to break open this good bottle I am saving for the day.

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 15:14 | 4178452 Nobody For President
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Uh - that's NOT the Economist...

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 16:12 | 4178680 DaddyO
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Ding, ding, ding, so does he get one up the olde arse?

DaddyO

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 15:10 | 4178421 resurger
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Fuck the Economist too.

+5

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 15:53 | 4178606 AldoHux_IV
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+ 100 fapcoins

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 15:04 | 4178383 LawyerScum
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ah, the old promise of a bright American future...A chicken in every pot and a disturbingly malformed speedo wearing Obama dwarf filling your plastic kiddie pool in every backyard.

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 16:37 | 4178769 Pure Evil
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At least he was using a garden hose and not the one stored in his speedo.

I'd hate to see Odwarf have to swim in his own taper.

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 15:02 | 4178380 the grateful un...
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just keep the liquidity coming

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 15:01 | 4178363 RaceToTheBottom
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Is that an Economist jock strap?  I want one.

Only the biggest economic dicks need apply

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 15:00 | 4178356 monad
Thu, 11/21/2013 - 14:58 | 4178348 monad
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That cover needed a shark fin. And a drone.

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 14:57 | 4178347 monad
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Gold bitchez

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 22:37 | 4179822 Buck Johnson
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That was so right, people are starting to see Obama for what he truly was even back then.

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 22:10 | 4179737 PT
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Does this mean that MSM is finally worried about decreased revenues and are worried that they might have to sprinkle a bit of truth in their product?

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