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Regulators Watch Porn and Literally Sleep with Industry They’re Supposed to Rein In … Instead of Protecting the Public

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The Washington Times reported yesterday that Nuclear Regulatory Commission workers watch porn instead of cracking down on unsafe conditions at nuclear plants.

That’s not an isolated problem …

We noted last year:

Investigators from the Treasury’s Office of the Inspector General found that some of the regulator’s employees surfed erotic websites, hired prostitutes and accepted gifts from bank executives … instead of actually working to help the economy.

 

Likewise, senior SEC employees spent up to 8 hours a day surfing porn sites instead of cracking down on financial crimes.

 

The Minerals Management Service – the regulator charged with overseeing BP and other oil companies to ensure that oil spills don’t occur – was riddled with “a culture of substance abuse and promiscuity”, which included “sex with industry contacts.

The biggest companies own the D.C. politicians.  Indeed, the head of the economics department at George Mason University has pointed out that it is unfair to call politicians “prostitutes”.  They are in fact pimps … selling out the American people for a price.

 

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Fri, 11/22/2013 - 13:05 | 4181243 Emergency Ward
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They hate us for our porn.

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 13:46 | 4181402 Groundhog Day
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If you like your porn, then you can keep your porn

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 14:32 | 4181613 Boris Alatovkrap
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Boris is once visit Red China and is get suitcase inspection for porn and cough losenge. Deng Xiaoping regime is claim in China is no porn, no homosexual. China is never lie, no?

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 13:01 | 4181228 fooshorter
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GREAT! FANTASTIC! AND TWO TIMES A FUCKING MONTH .GOV FUCKIN BULLYS IN MY INCOME STREAM SO I CAN FUCKING PAY TO GET SYSTEMATICALLY FUCKED EVERYDAY. AND WHERE MY REPRESENTATION!?

 

Its Fuck this friday. 

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 22:56 | 4183018 Buck Johnson
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And when this ends, it will end in a police state. 

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 13:41 | 4181377 General Decline
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That's my dream job.  Where do I apply?..

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 13:55 | 4181429 knukles
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8 hours of porn a day, including plenty of holidays, free healthcare, pension and post retirment medical benefits in a position from which it is nigh imposible to be fired...

Fuckin'A

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 14:28 | 4181605 Boris Alatovkrap
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Decrepit culture of indulgence is origin from Halls of Government where is no accountability. Hell is full of government worker.

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 16:18 | 4182039 HerrDoktor
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Tovarisch:  you confuse hell and workers paradise.

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 14:59 | 4181735 Jumbotron
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.....and the road to hell is paved with the good intentions of government.

At least THAT government road goes somewhere.......I suppose.

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 15:55 | 4181953 0b1knob
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The more time they spend watching porn the less time they have to regulate and screw up the economy.

MOAR PORN!!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 16:05 | 4181999 NotApplicable
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Absolutely! The very last thing anyone should want is someone in government who is actually motivated to "do their job."

Those people are complete psychopaths!

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 17:42 | 4182331 Ying-Yang
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“sex with industry contacts”

Oil men? (that's not right)

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Sat, 11/23/2013 - 00:22 | 4183114 Miffed Microbio...
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The inventor of Astroglide, Daniel Wray, formulated it while working on the cooling system of a space shuttle at Edwards Air Force Base in 1977. Wray said he was "trying to remove the oil from anhydrous ammonia and I ended up with this substance". This association with aerospace was responsible for the name of the brand.

That's just too creepy for me. We prefer coconut oil than risk future " part damage"

Miffed;-)

Sat, 11/23/2013 - 03:19 | 4183220 Its_the_economy...
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Plus coconut oil is "brain"food. Lap it up.

Sat, 11/23/2013 - 11:03 | 4183408 Miffed Microbio...
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Little as well as big brain! ;-)

Miffed;-)

Sat, 11/23/2013 - 07:43 | 4183304 screw face
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stolen from webb.......... "you americans are disgusting! you keep telling yourself you became so rich because of your hard word and the quality of your product but we all know it was because of the petrodollar! you americans have been playing poker with 8 cards while the world had 5 cards and now you whine because the playing field is levelled.the truth is you americans are about to be wiped out because you dont stand a chance with 5 cards, a brain of a moronic,slobbering blob of fat!!!!
its time to pay the piper america!!
game over!!"

 

nuf' said .......zerohedge

Sat, 11/23/2013 - 00:43 | 4183131 0b1knob
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"Why don'tyou just spit on it like all the other sailors?"

Damn that's a great punchline.

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