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BAKE A BONE

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Bernanke is printing out bones

His favorite's the one for Dow Jones

Her Keynesian schooling

Has Old Yellen drooling

As she licks her androgynous zones

The Limerick King

 

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Tue, 11/26/2013 - 03:30 | 4190009 Geruda
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Oh Bonsie!!  You've  outdone yourself.  Your finest work yet.  Your parents must be so proud.   

 

Imagine!  You sitting in your own stink all day just making such pretty cartoons.   Not just pretty but a real thinking person's kind of art.  How kool-aid you art.  

Not just any retarded child can make the pictures you do,  Oh no, not just any kid wih an IQ above 70 can do your kind of stuff...no way...not unless they have a computer too...

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 08:42 | 4190206 Apostate2
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It's an ill bird, Garuda, that fouls it's own ZH nest. We all know a snear is a weapon of the weak. 'How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct'.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 09:07 | 4190242 d edwards
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Old Yellen will be doin' it doggie style at the Fed!

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 07:32 | 4190133 Dr. Bonzo
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You seriously can't be this dumb? William is a modern-day pamphleteer in the finest tradition of political pamphleteers since the dawn of the printing press. As an avid fan and reader of Voltaire, one of the greatest pamphleteers of his era, I would wager almost anything that if Voltaire himself were alive today he would be a regular reader and avid fan of William's work.

There's a reason for pamphleteering, and William as an artist has realized that in the information era, modern citizens suffer a similar problem that plagued the citizens of 17th century France and the Americas during the height of their pamphleteering era, albeit for very different reasons.

That's what makes William such an effective pamphleteer. He has realized that this medium is perfect for the short visual art form and a perfect distribution vehicle for the work he creates. William's work has probably been seen by millions and is known to hundreds of thousands.

What have you done lately except troll a forum anonymously and post some half-wit remark?

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 08:58 | 4190226 williambanzai7
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He is the guy who crashes the BBQ and gets caught taking a dump on the front lawn.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 06:40 | 4190097 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Poor Gerutarda, controlled by envies and angries which are causing much obsessings, living with brainial impairings causing petulant jealousies and makings not full of happinesses.

The commenter who is Gerutarda has tragics of gainings of life satisfactorials only from self abusings giving placements here as doormattery.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 06:25 | 4190092 Ar-Pharazôn
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Geruda we are waiting for your works :)

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 09:01 | 4190231 williambanzai7
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We are already seeing its creative maximum output.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 06:12 | 4190080 williambanzai7
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Would you like to vanish?

If this is the only bull shit you have on offer, I will register my vote with the front office.

Seriously, the midnight sports gear and lingerie spammers have more deep observation and intelligence to offer this web site than you do.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 08:00 | 4190155 Manipuflation
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I dissappear into the woods for five days only to come back and gutrot is still here?  That's the same lame post I read sometime last week.  Forgive me for asking, but am I missing something?

 

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 08:56 | 4190221 williambanzai7
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You are not missing anything. Vapid stirring is Garoupa's handjob of choice.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 09:37 | 4190277 Manipuflation
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I like stirring too when making soup.  If we can't have any fun with the troll then get rid of it.

I had the moron box fired up this morning and all it was bitching about was the weather and TSA allowed travel, followed by a remark about a statement that is to occur at 10 P.M. today(CST) regarding the economic status of the US and that if it is good, that it will really spur consumer spending.  Before I could grab the remote I caught a blurb about dangerous toys for your children and the awesome TC RE market.

William, you are the master of creativity, we need some wb7 dangerous children's toys.  I found this to start with and I think she is the same chick who broadcasts out of Minneapolis and everywhere else anyone is.  They are all the same mouthpieces.

I figured that you could have some fun with S.M.A.R.T.  ;-)

  http://boston.cbslocal.com/2013/11/20/watch-group-releases-list-of-worst-toys/

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 09:56 | 4190302 williambanzai7
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MY LITTLE POMO

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 11:27 | 4190498 Manipuflation
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LMFAO!  Earlier, I got out the I pencil and clipboard and started making a LIST of dangerous toys and I discovered numerous My Little Ponies were found in my daughter's room amongst the mountains of shit that is in that room and those toys made the list.  It is amazing that she has not managed to kill anyone with those ponies yet!   

I have found other various potentially harmful objects including pencils themselves.

Thank you WB7:-)  I will share this with Mrs. M.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 10:21 | 4190349 The Final Straw
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Just for you Mr. Banzai. My Bernanke based graphic novel. Enjoy! (I hope)

http://troy-k-r.tumblr.com/post/68161701529/a-ben-bernanke-based-graphic-novel-by-troy-k-r

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 01:45 | 4189879 WTFUD
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Sneaky Bastards Wanted
Apply
NSA
c/o Utah

just post your name we already have all your details.

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 23:46 | 4189687 Thing1Thing2
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Lloyd Says: Makes DDD Vegetables Look Like +++AAA Pizzas,

Epluribus Bone Em

LOL you made my day WB7

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 23:25 | 4189658 the grateful un...
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now that i have a 3D printer i can print my own fiat (printing money is a crime, but fiat is not money)

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 02:22 | 4189929 q99x2
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Fuck it just print a black hole with 500,000,000 solar masses.

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 23:46 | 4189706 Yenbot
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Print gold. It's waterproof.

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 23:02 | 4189608 stant
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fbi to roll out facial recognition profile. program.maybe wb7 needs to roll out a tyranny facial recognition profile

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 21:32 | 4189443 MontgomeryScott
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I ran out after seeing the ad and bought some bones for 'old Crusty' (the dog).

He wouldn't eat 'em, though, so I ran 'em through the Slice-O-matic and mixed 'em with some toxic shit.

Went to Wally World, handing out a 'new health drink' to some shoppers. They seemed to like it, as they scooted away in those electric wheelchair thingies with the 'O' swoosh on the back.

The worst part was when they came out, loaded down (in the back of their wheelie thingies) with all the great deals. The smell of Chinese plastic is quite nauseating, when you stop to think about it (or breathe within five feet of it).

Not too many OBAMCO rotiserries sold, though. They aren't big enough to hold THAT turkey!

Waiting for Thanksgiving. The Dallas Douchebags are playing the D.C. Dickweeds on the Foosball channel. Unless DHS pre-empts the show for another 'false flag event' warning...

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 21:35 | 4189447 MontgomeryScott
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Sorry, ZH.

This was supposed to be posted below the closeups of the other pics by WB7 in this thread.

Scroll down for eludication.

WB7: YOU ROCK!

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 21:03 | 4189392 blindman
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there is no end to the stream ...
Graham Parker - Get started, start a fire
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eqri71emGw&app=desktop
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this she knows

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 20:07 | 4189283 blindman
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Tom Waits - Til The Money Runs Out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGGeRozzeV0
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here another bone

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 19:21 | 4189171 blindman
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another bone to chew and pick at.
.
holla to ji !! eternal-forever ....
.
Allman Brothers 9-23-70 Fillmore East
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eqSFMOZxeY
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how to say "listen" in mandarin or ameriglish?
word up .
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Mon, 11/25/2013 - 18:52 | 4189106 rosiescenario
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WB and L'King.....bravo!!

 

The Crazy Eddie takeoff reminded me of the ZZZ Best scam froma similar period, Equity Funding, Homestead Oil, etc. Allof which goes to show that the best and brightest minds on Wall Street are frequently very wrong.

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 18:15 | 4189007 aardvarkk
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"As she licks her androgynous zones"

Pardon me...I need to step out and projectile vomit.

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 18:14 | 4189000 blindman
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the problem is that the paradigm described as
"infantile paranoia cubed." *tm, securitized and
financialized , is a mere joke as compares with
naked perception and universal, parochially attuned
principles.
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we will see .....

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 17:57 | 4188948 blindman
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THE MOODY BLUES-LEGEND OF A MIND (TIMOTHY LEARY'S D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EXCIWlm1fs

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 17:55 | 4188941 blindman
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Project MKUltra
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKUltra
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bone baked!

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 15:42 | 4188536 gookempucky
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Just cant stop laughing--WB these R outstanding--slice o matic --just cant stop laughing

XOXOXOsss

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 15:29 | 4188500 Bárðarbunga
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William, I think the Walmart XBox for free just about sums up the FSA. Let them smoke their weed and play games all day.

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 15:18 | 4188476 steveo77
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Meteor and Comet Attack, TPTB will NOT warn you, they will lie even after the fact

http://nukeprofessional.blogspot.com/2013/03/meteor-coincidence-methinks...

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 15:05 | 4188425 gjp
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'licks her androgynous zones'!  Bravo LK!

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 15:17 | 4188474 Son of Captain Nemo
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Just terrific.

Another Boston Marathon/Sandy Hook/Aurora event to make world gun confiscation possible!

Hope no one gets hurt.

Happy Thanksgiving from America (Land of sordid deceptions)

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 14:39 | 4188341 OneTinSoldier66
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All these were really great.

 

I think my fav part is "Two Men Enter One Man Leaves".

 

Walmart is the new Bartertown when the SNAP/EBT gets shut down!

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 14:31 | 4188318 sunkeye
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Prevents Food Commingly SPIT TAKE II

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 14:20 | 4188282 sunkeye
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E Pluribus Bone 'Em  SPIT TAKE

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 14:19 | 4188277 blindman
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here a bone .
http://thegarynullshow.podbean.com/
the gary null show - 50th anniversary of a day that shocked the world - 11/22/13 22nov13
JFK Series: The motivation in the military and intelligence complex for eliminating JFK to continue the US’s war of aggression against Communism
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here the current working link, lets see how long till
it too is unhinged?
can't have coherent narrative and evidence interfere
with the google agenda.
speaking of the google agenda, some day all digital evidence
will be created in real time to reflect not the spectrum of
light available to the human eye but the spectrum of emotion
manipulated to imply the force of the agenda. almost there
google !

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 14:35 | 4188327 Cruel Aid
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I like the LBJ theory. Read Caros book. Saw the 'who killed jfk' series where the texas ptb had that pulled after one showing and never got to record it. Ugly history.

Any theory is better than Oswald did it alone though. Too much data for the thinkers to believe.

 

 

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 14:41 | 4188350 blindman
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at link above check the saint john hunt, son of e howard
hunt interview. 11/20/2013 minute 42.
it all ads up. the shadow government at play,
no representative or democratic oversight.
pure personal liberty and power expressing
itself within the context of a minuscule click
controlling levers of power in unimaginable
fashion, ongoing. the best example of this is the fed?

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 14:59 | 4188401 Cruel Aid
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I'll check it out.

Yea the secret service being called back when in enemy territory is huge. The guy waving his arms in a WTF fashion should have been buried. Not a normal day and nothing to do with oswald.

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 20:04 | 4188931 blindman
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Scott Spears interviewing Saint John Hunt on JFK Assasination (PAR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv3vmbVlWcw
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"timothy leary's dead, oh no ..."
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mary meyer.
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and what was that bobby baker connection?
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".. Johnson also used Baker to obtain political information. He told Jenkins that it was very important to "read" politicians. He constantly told him: "Watch their hands, watch their eyes. Read eyes. No matter what a man is saying to you, it's not important as what you can read in his eyes. The most important thing a man has to tell you is what he's not telling you. The most important thing he has to say is what he's trying not to say." Robert A. Caro (Lyndon Johnson: Master of the Senate) quotes Baker as saying: "He seemed to sense each man's individual price and the commodity he preferred as coin.""
http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/JFKbakerB.htm

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 17:13 | 4188825 blindman
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@"Yea the secret service being called back when in enemy territory is huge."
agreed.
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oswald could have been made to be "anyone" in that his public
persona was being constructed for years. it appears that was
his job, to be many things to many viewers, and there were
more than one of him it appears!
it all sounds so familiar ....
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cord_Meyer
cord meyer ...
"..Because most MKUltra records were deliberately destroyed in 1973 by order of then CIA director Richard Helms, it has been difficult, if not impossible, for investigators to gain a complete understanding of the more than 150 individually funded research sub-projects sponsored by MKUltra and related CIA programs.[21]
The project began during a period of what Rupert Cornwell described as "paranoia" at the CIA, when America had lost its nuclear monopoly, and fear of Communism was at its height.[22] James Jesus Angleton, head of CIA counter-intelligence, believed that the organization had been penetrated by a mole at the highest levels.[22]"
wiki

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 00:12 | 4189757 GottaBKiddn
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"...the organization had been penetrated by a mole at the highest levels."

The CIA has never been "Our Guys".

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 09:08 | 4190243 blindman
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it is of/belongs to the fed and the banksters,
big money shadow power. interesting how back in
eisenhower-kennedy-johnson time the assassination
operations went through the v.p. to protect the
position of the president. then nixon came along
and he had already been deep into the shit under
eisenhower. there was no protecting the position
of president at that point and we ended up with
the most paranoid president utilizing the "plumbers"
to fix leaks.
.
now the president orders drone strikes. they don't
even care about the reputation or public perception
of the office. the law and founding documents be
damned.
.
is it all over for this system?

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 14:17 | 4188272 Cruel Aid
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play dough...lol

Great stuff!

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 14:11 | 4188250 Son of Captain Nemo
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Beautiful.  Probably will be the best part to this Thanksgiving/Xmas Black Hole event!

Laughing very hard....

P.S.

On "Crazy Bennie" you forgot to mention the "cars"

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