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HaPPY KLePTo THANKSGiViNG 2013

Submitted by williambanzai7 on 11/27/2013 13:50 -0400

The Kleptos are now giving thanks

For money that flows to their banks

Their hunger for more

Is killing the poor

As the global economy tanks

The Limerick King

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Thu, 11/28/2013 - 12:25 | 4196788 monad

An American Thanksgiving

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 10:32 | 4196457 blindman

Tony Bennett / If I Ruled the World
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NewYCbpfbw&list=TLqNbbDOLZjQ6BNUU3WZb_Jz...

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 08:31 | 4196337 overmedicatedun...

Why can't we all just give thanksgiving, for what? for each other here on ZH, and william's art.

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 07:10 | 4196307 williambanzai7

Happy Birthday Jimi!

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 11:52 | 4196670 monad

Intro: the Brotherhood of Eternal Love

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 11:54 | 4196628 monad

Hear My Train A Comin' 12 string

Somewhere Over The Rainbow

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 14:35 | 4197231 B.J. Worthy

Awesome, thanks!

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 06:36 | 4196293 andrewp111

Save The Rich, eat the Middle Class would be closer to the truth. The poor will always be poor and are taken care of by big daddy Obama - just enough to keep their votes.

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 11:20 | 4196583 the grateful un...

we ate the middle class at the labor day picnic, try to stay up

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 05:33 | 4196273 Supernova Born

A Thanksgiving cornucopia of genius.

Damn that was fun.

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 02:01 | 4196168 Fire Angel

A poet named The Limerick King

Makes mocking the morons his thing.

He attacks treasonous liars

And reality-deniers

With wit and a scorpion's sting.

Fire Angel

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

Many many props to TLK and WB7!!!

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 07:14 | 4196310 The Limerick King

Excellent...thank you very much! :)

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 09:49 | 4196393 Fire Angel

I'm not as gifted as you - it took me 4 DAYS to finish writing that! Super-happy that you like it!

Fire Angel

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 01:41 | 4196154 Manipuflation

Well, my host went obamasite for a while today so it has taken longer than expected but I said I would get it out. Mrs.M read through it and thought it was good although I don't know. That first embed is pissing me off but you will manage.

http://www.boatingaccidentnews.com/the-island-of-misfit-toys/

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 06:00 | 4196284 Ar-Pharazôn

that was really interesting :)

thx for sharing

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 00:12 | 4196018 pupdog1

I love the ghetto pimp Uncle Sam balloon.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 23:43 | 4195959 Rock On Roger

No drones over camp?

Where are the drones?

Stack On

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 23:59 | 4195988 Jumbotron

Eat the poor.....Blankfein !!????

Fuck you ......let's all EAT THE RICH !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk3NKyUfuN0

"Excuse me....is the baby panda fried in honey ?"

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 23:20 | 4195887 news printer

“Small animal” caused the power trouble in Fukushima plant again / Dung as evidence

"The mouse's shit who caused chain reaction" - Post-apocalyptic film; in production 2014

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 23:31 | 4195922 williambanzai7

Fukushima is a warless crime aganst humanity.

You heard it it first here.

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 14:45 | 4197265 news printer

Yes and No

I have personal experience with Chernobyl nuclear disaster
My mother at that time was working as a MD at local hospital, and our authorities informed us few days after
disaster that it really happened.
I remember our gov forced us to march on 1st of May (Labour holiday), after they knew what happened in USSR and medical staff
was pissed of because they have stored antidotum they could provide us especially to medical staff and their
families, when they finally confirmed what happened it was to late to give "the cure"

The Cure

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 23:56 | 4195982 blindman

i do not know about all that but
if japan had won in wwii then fukushima
may have been located in new jersey?
we could only imagine and can never know the
consequences never intended yet inevitable.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 23:43 | 4195954 willwork4food

Absolutely true. Surprised so many people have never heard of it.

Happy Thanksgiving W7, and thank you for your contributions to Zero!

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 23:03 | 4195849 williambanzai7

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 11:23 | 4196592 the grateful un...

belly dancing is an art, this is a wedding? anyway its kind of like the middle eastern version of the Hula

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 11:30 | 4196607 kaiserhoff

Like the concept.

How do we get some good looking chicks to do it?

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 00:01 | 4196003 wisehiney

Someone please pass the shaky pudding!

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 22:59 | 4195838 williambanzai7

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 22:57 | 4195834 williambanzai7

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 02:33 | 4196196 Cruel Aid

Ha ha hilarious.
Have a nice thanksgiving WB ... I understand.
And thanks!

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 22:56 | 4195829 williambanzai7

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 11:25 | 4196596 the grateful un...

the Goldman Dough Boys

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 22:53 | 4195825 williambanzai7

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 22:53 | 4195822 williambanzai7

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 22:52 | 4195820 williambanzai7

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 22:03 | 4195725 blindman

look at Us
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vya5aFki_xk&feature=youtu.be

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 22:03 | 4195721 blindman

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7kbgf_william-s-burroughs-thanksgiving...
William S. Burroughs - Thanksgiving Prayer
.
The Massacre For Which Thanksgiving Is Named (Pt.2)
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/11/07/1033820/-Thanksgiving-National-...

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 11:31 | 4196615 the grateful un...

Burroughs was a heroin addict who killed his wife while he was playing a drunken shooting game.

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 11:48 | 4196659 blindman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9l_spPvZwo
Tony Bennett - Playin' With My Friends: Bennett Sings The Blues (Full A
.
i didn't know or remember that he killed his wife.
his was the american hallucination that preceded
h.s.thompson who according to an account nearly killed
his wife with a gun in their home before he committed
suicide. hmmm.
moral of the anecdotes, don't marry or be a writer.
? not to make light of the tragedy of it.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 21:50 | 4195683 blindman

Rendezvous With Death
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZktNd2KDpE

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 21:40 | 4195651 chump666

That was f*cking wild! Yelland with a beard...hahahaha

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 21:28 | 4195613 Jim in MN

WB7,

I am thankful for YOU.

Let's tip a glass to sanity this chill and portentious weekend.

--Jim in MN

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 23:11 | 4195869 Manipuflation

I concur. I raise my glass to WB7.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 20:21 | 4195380 Temporalist

Hey WB7 it's Jimi Hendrix' birthday.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6meMBtTgKQ

Best Guitar Solo Ever (according to YT)

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 07:12 | 4196309 williambanzai7

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 23:01 | 4195840 Moon Pie

Good call Temp....fabulous. Here's another:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6meMBtTgKQ Gets really good at 1:20...he was Picasso, Dante, THe Dude...all wrapped up in one. WB7...what can I say...you are L'autre spécial . Consistent, too. Something to be said for that.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 19:34 | 4195247 Pure Evil