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HaPPY KLePTo THANKSGiViNG 2013

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THANKSGIVING DINNER 2013

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The Kleptos are now giving thanks

For money that flows to their banks

Their hunger for more

Is killing the poor

As the global economy tanks

The Limerick King

 

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TAPER TURKEY

 

 

 

 

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BITCOIN PILGRIMS

 

 

 

 

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TAPERED

 

 

 

 

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BALLOON BEN

 

 

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TPTB THANKSGIVING

 

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Wed, 11/27/2013 - 16:12 | 4194605 Bastiat
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Is that Polythene Pam?

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 22:30 | 4195770 Manic by Proxy
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She's so good-looking but she looks like a man.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 16:31 | 4194675 williambanzai7
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Bitcoin Stacy

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 16:45 | 4194746 ChanceIs
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Bitcoins have been berry, berry good to Max and Stacy.

Rumor has it that the CFTC is working over this Thanksgiving weekend to establish a derivatives market to enable the naked shorting of Bitcoins.  Apparently Obama has sent 2/3 of the special ObamaCare fixit team over to the task.  Much more important that the Bitcoin exchanges be up and running.  OBTW.  There will be no position limits on the Bitcoin paper markets.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 17:50 | 4194958 bigdumbnugly
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i see Bitcoin Stacy is sporting some classic slacks from the camel-toe camouflage collection.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 16:59 | 4194810 williambanzai7
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BITCOIN BALLOON

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 18:32 | 4195111 nmewn
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No bubble there ;-)

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 15:58 | 4194550 CheapBastard
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[One] Problem is ... very little of the QE is trickling down to the average smoe.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 16:07 | 4194587 comob
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Thanks for the alert - we'll get that tapered down to nothing ASAP!

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 15:50 | 4194513 the grateful un...
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i think that top one should have POTUS at the table, and say Spare the Bird, and Eat the Gravy

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 15:48 | 4194499 falak pema
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the douchebag Timmy is now rolling in oligarchy  $$$$. Collection time.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 15:37 | 4194442 wisehiney
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WB7 - Best Damn Turkey Carver On Earth!

Happy Thanksgiving Edward Snowden.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 15:29 | 4194402 Seize Mars
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Punchcards in FORTRAN.

You know, some of us are actually old enough to, uh, Ahhh fuck it.

 

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 22:33 | 4195781 williambanzai7
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My Dad lives in NYC and had to vote with a paper ballot. Punch cards are probably what are running Healthcare.gov

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 17:35 | 4194937 Ralph Spoilsport
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As a former college student who dropped my deck of FORTRAN program cards all over Rt. 896 during a rainy windstorm, I can relate. At the time I just said 'screw it' and threw the data deck out in the road too.

Burroughs B6700 - worst system executive ever.

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 00:14 | 4196025 pupdog1
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3 am...   ka chunk. ka chunk. ka chunk. ka chunk ...

 

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 22:35 | 4195783 ChanceIs
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Sorry - dup.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 22:32 | 4195779 ChanceIs
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I bet that you were just the type to punch a hole in Column 7.

 

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 07:53 | 4196316 Mr Kurtz
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I did that once when I couldn't afford to pay the monthly electric bill.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 15:48 | 4194500 Liquid Courage
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Can't delete a hole.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 17:09 | 4194852 Colonel Klink
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Wished we could delete the current Ahole in the Brawndo house.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 16:39 | 4194726 ChanceIs
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Yeah.  That's right.  Just don't try to put your pecker in a hole in Column 7.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 15:58 | 4194547 GeezerGeek
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You mean you never saw anyone find a chad and put it back in a hole in the card for a quickie fix? Or use a sharp knife to create a new hole? Been there, done that. 

I feel sorry for everyone who can't relate to "do not fold, spindle or mutilate."

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 15:03 | 4194305 monad
Wed, 11/27/2013 - 14:31 | 4194213 williambanzai7
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INTERNATIONAL THANKSGIVING 2013

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 14:14 | 4194177 williambanzai7
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WELCOME TO ZERO HEDGE TOWN USA

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 23:48 | 4195970 Jumbotron
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Zero Hedgetown never fail to get me.  Part nostalgia......part propaganda from that era.....part prophecy..........Bravo.!

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 18:44 | 4195137 MeelionDollerBogus
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is it just me or does this look like a pre-FEMA camp?

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 17:40 | 4194960 the grateful un...
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love these b&w scenes, (winter colors). in the background on the left is a factory, and the wind seems to be blowing the soot onto the snow covered fields to the right. (the snow is darker) Behind that is the city or the finanical district. so even though it is a holiday the factory is still spewing smoke.

everyone seems to be looking our way, but where are we? and who are? we sit at the top of some stairs, but no one has walked up or down these stairs because there are no footprints.

the austerity of the homes suggests there are no families, just single persons, except two pairs of men walking. the man closest is carrying a clip board or something, he is probably checking these people to see if they went to work today, or if they were at a secret political meeting of some kind.

the two pairs of men are about to meet him and together they will walk up the stairs to police headquarters at the top of the stairs to submit their report. the man running the opposite direction in the distance is probably a labor organizer. there are no cars by there are tire tracks. no one is driving a vehicle which indicates the only driving done is state business.

finally there is a long horizontal limb on the tree if you look closely you can see where the bark has been rubbed by rope or something. fortunately today there is no crowd gathered at the base of the tree, although the woman in the second trailer appears to be alone. she isn't waving at the man with the clipboard, she seems to afraid.

 

it could be the man running away in the distance is her husband, or perhaps she is a widow, and she feels a chill each time she looks at the tree on top of the hill. perhaps the man running away is her husbands brother. she has a deep secret she is trying to keep.

 

have a safe and thankful holiday, sincerely the grateful unemployed

 

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 07:51 | 4196315 Mr Kurtz
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Great interpretation and yup, it's a wonderful life.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 22:44 | 4195773 williambanzai7
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There is one set of prints on the stairs. Thats me. I am busy opening up the clubhouse so it will be ready when the girls arrive...and this is the print hanging on the clubhouse wall:

 

MR DUCK IN WANCHAI (Low Res)

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 23:11 | 4195873 the grateful un...
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i recall some of these from my stops in HK in 70s? how many Suzie Wong clubs are there? Seven Seas i am pretty sure. Neptune maybe. let me get my liberty and I'll be there to buy the first round

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 23:30 | 4195919 williambanzai7
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Wouldn't this look great hanging in your billiard room?

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 19:10 | 4195146 bigdumbnugly
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daaaaaaaaammmmmmm !!!!!!

 

maybe next you can try explaining obamacare.

(or any david lynch movie....)

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 16:38 | 4194704 ChanceIs
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Hey!!!!  You have that all screwed up.  There weren't any FEMA trailers in "It's a Wonderful Life."  Do your homework first next time.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 15:22 | 4194375 The Heart
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Blessings and Grace to you and yours Sir William.

Yes, give thanks give thanks, and remember all those who have gone before us so we may continue to light the world in these wiley artful ways.

We are thankful that the light is brighter than the darkness, and many more good hearts are choosing more and more every day to embrace the saving light, and not the killing evil darkness. Everybody knows, you are always Light in your heart. It is the mind that chooses to embrace the light, or the darkness. Choose well, said the Old Knight.

 

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 15:07 | 4194318 bigdumbnugly
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hey there's my mobile with the six dogs under the front porch!

"happy thanksgiving you good ol' savings and groan!"

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 14:05 | 4194160 williambanzai7
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Yellen & Bernanke , thanksgiving2
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By @VICTORLEODARDIB

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 21:43 | 4195659 chump666
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hahahahaha

 

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 13:58 | 4194142 williambanzai7
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YE DOUCHEBAG

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 00:36 | 4196080 wisefool
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There really is not going to be something as overt in this era as a guy who was earning a salary as a govenor of FRBNY being a cheerleader for a "nationwide" housing bubble, while cheating on his income tax on earnings from his moonlight jobs at the IMF, and blaming a bunch of software called turbotax for getting it wrong.

.. wait for it ...

And then the US senate put him in charge of the IRS.

Tom clancey is rolling over in his grave right now.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 17:16 | 4194617 kaiserhoff
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For Being Ye Publicke Ass.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 13:57 | 4194138 williambanzai7
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THANKSGIVING AS IT REALLY IS

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 19:26 | 4195237 Pure Evil
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So......how come the little girl didn't get a turkey head for Thanksgiving?  (say it in yiddish)

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 13:55 | 4194136 williambanzai7
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THANKSGIVING 2013

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 18:29 | 4195101 nmewn
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If you like your turkey, you can keep your turkey. Period!

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 18:48 | 4195150 kaiserhoff
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 I like Yellen drunk in the trash can.

It looks so... right.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 18:55 | 4195164 nmewn
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I was kinda diggin on the purtanical Krugman, with his bitcoin purse, smokin a cig after getting/giving orgasmic bliss with Mr.Yellen...lol.

Manufacturing wealth from thin air is right up there with the worlds oldest profession ;-)

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 19:25 | 4195236 Pure Evil
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I'm with the turkey, put me out of my misery please.

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 08:26 | 4196334 nmewn
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There's a little meat still left on the bone...

"It's official: Union-managed multi-employer health insurance plans are getting a special exemption from an Affordable Care Act — also known as Obamacare — tax. To make up for the lost revenue, taxes are going up on other plans."

http://washingtonexaminer.com/obamacare-tax-change-will-benefit-union-insurance-plans/article/2539853

Let the ass raping of America continue!

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