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BLACK FRIDAY MALL CAM

 

Animal studies made famous by John Calhoun (1962) show that crowding in the animal world results in what he calls the "behavioral sink."

Human studies made famous by Dr Satoshi Nakamoto show that intensive rounds of Keynesian money printing  in the financial world result in what he calls the "Walmart sink" and what Dr Ben Bernanke calls the "Kitchen Sink".

 

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Sat, 11/30/2013 - 14:03 | 4201992 WTFUD
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A couple of points.
The only time I entertain a turkey is when I've been out of a relationship for a while, goose me any day.

Are Wallymart paying for the scores of armed piglets required at these freak shows? In the UK for example the football clubs pay for bluecoats out of their own pockets OR are they on loan from JPM ( albeit subsidised through QE ).

Like Nicky Cage in the Lords of War am waiting for the USSA implosion to pick up a couple of Surface to Air in an army firesale. Do you reckon Bitcoin will suffice or do you think i'll have to break into my stack?

Like to wish you folks a Happy Holiday and finish with a song;

'I'm nobody's child, i'm nooobody's child. . .'
BASTARD

Sat, 11/30/2013 - 12:12 | 4201839 Sardonicus
Sat, 11/30/2013 - 03:07 | 4201475 celticgold
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i smoked turkey , once ....., believe me ...waste of time !

Sun, 12/01/2013 - 09:28 | 4203268 Bohm Squad
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Me too!  Of course, I never inhaled though...

Sun, 12/01/2013 - 02:33 | 4203116 WTFUD
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that's Cold dude!

Sat, 11/30/2013 - 10:05 | 4201701 williambanzai7
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Beats smokin with a jive ass turkey;-)

Sat, 11/30/2013 - 01:44 | 4201371 Yen Cross
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  bILLY i JUST WANT TOENJOY A PIECE OF TURKEY. 

  iT,S EXPENSIVE.

Sat, 11/30/2013 - 01:54 | 4201388 williambanzai7
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I settle for smoked turkey slices. Turkey, bean sprouts, mushrooms and a little sour cream on a bagette. Yum! 

Sat, 11/30/2013 - 13:10 | 4201906 laomei
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I don't even bother anymore.  Turkey is horrible and over here, it's just not worth the price.  Sure, I can get domestic, and have in the past, but even then, it's still a pain in the ass to prepare and in the end we all just have to pretend it's not shit.  For about $4.50 though, I can get a whole roasted duck that actually tastes good.

Sat, 11/30/2013 - 01:40 | 4201365 Yen Cross
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  ANNNN BAHGGGGG New thread is started!@   Billy I'm MOAR pissed. That frangelica <insidiOUS< > mAXI/MUS.

 

   Ghoats are an fallacy!

Sat, 11/30/2013 - 00:33 | 4201285 ZeroRights
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Sir Willy- Brilliant work- the chaos and moe zero's expression is priceless:-)

Sat, 11/30/2013 - 01:29 | 4201348 williambanzai7
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When I look at these BF videos, and there are many, I am just struck by the stereotypical scenes, an oversized rainbow coalition of debt crazed lower 99% shoppers versus oversized squads of retail goons.

Sat, 11/30/2013 - 12:10 | 4201834 jim249
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I would think in the 80% to 90% bracket. Don't count me in on that mess.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 23:54 | 4201156 wisehiney
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Hey WB7, (is'nt that fibonacci?), are you hip to British Leylands good stuff? My friend is hooking his teenage son up with renovating their three best models/years. I'm thinking that I would drop a Detroit or Italian motor in them, but they are all three in my personal favorite top 15 list of all time body styles. Good way to bond with and keep a good kid away from all the BS for a while. And teach them the rewards of getting it right. And impressing your young friends with achievement and the rewards of getting it right. I am fortunate to have friends who never quit. Including you.

Yikes, I meant Triumph, not British Leyland. How did I make it home in one piece?

Sat, 11/30/2013 - 10:03 | 4201699 williambanzai7
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Those are beautiful cars when restored. Alpine green.

Sat, 11/30/2013 - 00:24 | 4201256 Zionist Jew
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Watching the goyim trample each other for cheap Chinese slave goods is better than watching chimps flings feces at each other.  Stupid animals.

Sat, 11/30/2013 - 00:40 | 4201293 Manipuflation
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Happy Hanukkah I guess.

Sat, 11/30/2013 - 01:42 | 4201370 Zionist Jew
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Shalom!

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 23:03 | 4201130 williambanzai7
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Sat, 11/30/2013 - 00:26 | 4201267 Zionist Jew
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The black monkey goyim are clearly the most entertaining, although they are obviously the least productive. 

Sun, 12/01/2013 - 01:46 | 4203086 delacroix
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hey, don't be dissin our president.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 21:53 | 4200973 Fix It Again Timmy
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The elite, in 1626 they got Manhattan for trinkets, bauble, doodads and geegaws; in 2013 they get the USA for trinkets, bauble, doodads and geegaws... it sucks to be uneducated in the way the world REALLY runs....

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 21:14 | 4200912 Manipuflation
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I met this hot Millennial chick on FacePlant the other day.  I had to look her up and she does appear to be real and even did an interview with Tom Woods.  This is pretty good.LMAO

Libertarian Girl Nothing makes me rage harder than the GOP trying to start another god damn war. Listen up you stupid armchair jingoes, we (libertarians, constitutional conservatives, and anti-war dems) want nothing to do with your bullshit special interest fueled wars. And to those who listen to the Iran fear mongering on the news and from politicians, just because it's 2013 does not mean that propaganda doesn't happen anymore. So keep your drones, and your blind nationalism the rest of the civilized population is done with it. Unlike · · · 2,087397244 · 5 hours ago ·

 

Then she adds this as an addendum.

 

Libertarian Girl Side note: A big fuck you to Lindsey Graham and John McCain. 

Like · Reply · 328 ·  4 hours ago via mobile

 

She's right on.


Fri, 11/29/2013 - 22:47 | 4201099 williambanzai7
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What is her Chaturbate channel?

Sat, 11/30/2013 - 00:00 | 4201216 Manipuflation
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William, you will find that info if you really want to find it.  I think you know me well enough by now.  She might be bought off but I like what she says.  My impression is that she is not a whore but I could be wrong.  By now, most folks here have realized that you can't just PM her or send a "friend" request.  I will go attempt to vet her. 

Sat, 11/30/2013 - 00:05 | 4201225 williambanzai7
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Just Black Friday jiving around...

Sat, 11/30/2013 - 00:34 | 4201284 Manipuflation
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No William, she has been out there for a while.  She won't let you be friends with her at first.  This gal has thousands and thousands of followers yet you can't really friend her because of how she has her FB settings configured.  The chick is no whore nor is she stupid.  You have a potentially huge market here.

I did send her a PM so we will see what she says if anything.  

Sat, 11/30/2013 - 06:18 | 4201586 rationaldemocracy
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liberatarianism is just a way for young people to try and act sharp and smart - a "mee too" behaviour

Sun, 12/01/2013 - 09:31 | 4203269 nmewn
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"Daddy, did you fix the .gov website yet?"

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 23:25 | 4201165 SamAdams
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Solomon's temple was host to many whores.  Be proud?

Sat, 11/30/2013 - 01:52 | 4201385 williambanzai7
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There is not much Chaterbating going on in Asia...although I suspect there is some targeting the US market.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 21:19 | 4200926 sunnyside
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Any naked pics of her out yet?

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 22:35 | 4201054 Manipuflation
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I don't think we should throw her under the bus just yet though.  Why don't you young single horny males go ask her?  Good luck with that.LOL  She has her head on straight it seems.  Here is the interview with Tom Woods.  Just because she is hot does not mean she is stupid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ_v3jBkecY

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 23:10 | 4201145 ItsDanger
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Not going to get many views with all those clothes.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 21:33 | 4200951 willwork4food
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Shhhh...SHAME, comrad!

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 21:07 | 4200901 OldPhart
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Now shop online!!

My "Gold Saturday" suggestion.

TOMORROW!! Attempt to create a phony account at www.healthcare.gov. List your state as one that does not have it's own health insurance exchange...like Michigan for instance.

Use 042-68-4425 (Barry Soetoro's Connecticut issued Social Security Number)....
Use whatever name...bang away at it.

Kill this rickety website.

Return over and over...knock it off the web.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 19:51 | 4200739 Manipuflation
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LOL!  Black Friday.  I caught the double entendre.;-)  William, I just had a thought that popped into my head and I thought I'd mention it to you.  I know there would be issues given your location but it is still not a bad idea.  What about a WilliamBanzai7 one ounce silver bullion round?  Sunshine mint is one who does custom minting in the US but there are others.

 

http://www.sunshinemint.com/Custom-Minting.htm

 

I am pretty sure that a lot of ZHers would find such a bullion coin irresistable.  Now that you have some prints going out the door, a silver round would be a nice addition to your offerings.  You could do it on your own or in conjunction with ZeroHedge.  To be honest, I would rather have a silver round than my ZH ballcap.  People think I am an Obama supporter because they think the big "0" is an "O".  I have had several people ask me since I have been wearing it which is great but the conversation starts off on the wrong foot so to speak.

 

How about we try some market discovery first?  WB7 and ZH fans, would you buy a WB7/ZH silver round coin if it was reasonably priced? 

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 19:46 | 4200726 I am Jobe
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Not alone WMT, How about DELL, HPQ, IBM , CISCO and on and on who use this and never get bashed. 

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 19:45 | 4200724 I am Jobe
Fri, 11/29/2013 - 18:39 | 4200609 hangemhigh77
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Fuck the slave made merchandise, sell me one of the fucking slaves that make the shit.  He can at least mow my lawn.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 22:46 | 4201089 williambanzai7
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I often see shit originally destined for US shelves sitting in local bargain junk shops. The main difference is when it is in Walmart, it is in the armor packaging that you need an industrial cutter to get into. Anyway, it is sold for a fraction of what Walmart sells it for and people here still don't seem to buy it because there is no McMansion to put it in and no one here seems to need electric salad spinners, Dickensian caroler displays, oversized outdoor thermometers and industrial sized cocktail glasses.

But the solar powered vibrators go fast.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 23:27 | 4201170 the grateful un...
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+100) the EM is not the US in the 30s. never will be. but wall street found out they could sell stocks with the idea

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 19:26 | 4200695 Paveway IV
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Impossible. That f*king slave would be the Chinese and their country owns your ass.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 17:41 | 4200513 LawyerScum
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I love the Moe Bama caricature, cracks me up every-time.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:53 | 4200119 the grateful un...
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shopping for obamas healthcare is like shopping at the Moscow department store, people lined to buy the only insurance policy they can afford. thank you for being so courteous to me in my hour of need.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 15:35 | 4200228 williambanzai7
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Ironically, the Moscow department store is no longer anything like that, but Healthcare Amerika will be it it is not already.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:39 | 4200063 williambanzai7
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WALMART SHIELDS

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 20:21 | 4200806 screw face
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(((((ZERO WALMARTS IN ERITREA)))))

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 19:32 | 4200700 Paveway IV
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