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Tue, 12/03/2013 - 04:57 | Link to Comment JuicedGamma
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..

 

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 02:12 | Link to Comment Manipuflation
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If I understand this correctly, there are very few men left in Ukraine right now.  They go to the EU for work.  They know full well what the costs are and they HATE their own government.  When even Russians support Ukrainians you have an issue.

http://www.boatingaccidentnews.com/interview-what-just-happened-in-ukraine/

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 01:16 | Link to Comment monad
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This explains everything. Congress has had 239 days off so far this year. Imagine what they could accomplish if they put in 2 whole college quarters. These welfare queens are eligible for military service...

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 01:56 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Boehner is still on Holiday in his office. And Reid is on Holiday in his orfice.

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 11:47 | Link to Comment Jim in MN
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Which intern is Holiday?  The little skinny one from Oklahoma?

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 00:17 | Link to Comment NIHILIST CIPHER
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Another fine product from OBAMCO and it really, really (doesn't) work! Get online within the next ten minutes and you still won't be connected to one of our exchanges. The first 300 million applicants will receive absolutely nothing at no additional charge, just send Obamco all of your personal information and wait for your turbo-jizzed sham. Prices vary from state to state, offer void for for CONgressmen.  

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 03:32 | Link to Comment The Wedge
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Guaranteed not to rip, tear or smell bad in hot weather, unless it does. Call now get one now, everybody's got one.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 20:00 | Link to Comment stant
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Doesn't cover hookers that beat the shit out of you after non payment only maternity if the hooker knocks you up

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 19:59 | Link to Comment Reaper
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You can wipe your tears in their towel, while you wait and wait for care.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 19:23 | Link to Comment Manipuflation
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I almost forgot it was Cyber Monday until reminded.  Do I need to buy something that I forgot about?

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2013/12/02/deals-deals-deals-the-best-of-cyber-monday/3801901/

 

No, No, No, No, No, No, No...  I don't need any of this stuff.  I already have enough electronic stuff around here.  Are five computers enough for a family of four?  Perhaps you might need it but I don't and I can achieve 100% savings by not buying any of it.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 19:18 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Only in ObamaWorld can three years of painstaking preparation plus 600 million dollars be called "a glitch".

And only in ObamaWorld, can the proven unworkable, with millions losing coverage, cancer patients tossed, skyrocketing costs, along with the documented, complete & utter failure that highlights all of it for anyone to see, be called...a "prelude to success" in continuing on with doing the same thing to people.

There are words for this.

Purposeful destruction or glaring incompetence.

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 00:13 | Link to Comment MontgomeryScott
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I saw an ad for a place called 'Delos', once.

It reminded me of your post.

They have MideveilWorld, RomanWorld, and WESTWORLD, as well.

Yul Brenner was a pretty good actor, you know, and a good ROBOT as well, New Moon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHodSSB_YpM

Over in ObamaWorld, all the sex robots look like Pelosi or Reid (or Yellen or Kissinger). It was FUGLY over there...

 

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 20:54 | Link to Comment Not Too Important
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For $600 million dollars Obama could have just given everyone $2 million dollars and the economy would be fixed.

Who got the $600 million?

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 03:55 | Link to Comment Ar-Pharazôn
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300'000'000*2=600'000'000

 

300'000'000*2'000'000=600'000'000'000'000

 

fixed for you

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 20:17 | Link to Comment BigJim
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Perhaps he lives in one of those one-horse towns with a population of ~300, and doesn't know the rest of the country exists.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 18:50 | Link to Comment wisehiney
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This joke is especially funny given Obama’s recent horrifying statement during an ABC interview that he may stay in Washington D.C. after his second-term ends:

One sunny day in January, 2017, an old man approaches the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He speaks to the U.S. Marine standing guard and says, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.” The Marine looks at the man and says, “Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here. ”The old man says, “Okay,” and walks away.

The following day the same man approaches the White House and says to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.” The Marine again tells the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here.” The man thanks him and again just walks away.

The third day the same man approaches the White House and speaks to the very same U.S. Marine, saying, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.” The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looks at the man and says, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I’ve told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don’t you understand?”

The old man looks at the Marine and says,“Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.” The Marine snaps to attention, salutes, and says, “See you tomorrow, Sir!”

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 00:15 | Link to Comment MontgomeryScott
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GOOD ONE!

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 18:01 | Link to Comment lakecity55
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psssst!

Backdoor Barry has AIDS.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 17:51 | Link to Comment W74
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Powered by Turbo Jizz!!!

Hey, as long as it isn't Wookie drippings.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 17:40 | Link to Comment Goldilocks
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Epic Facepalm Compilation ULTIMATE EDITION
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-_sABor77E (2:51)

[HD] Epic Facepalm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUvADbpqGlQ (1:39)

Walmart - Black Friday Madness - Criminal Negligence Causing Death

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 17:28 | Link to Comment the grateful un...
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thought it said compulsoryserve.com for a minute

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 17:25 | Link to Comment WTFUD
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Whatever differences we may have this platform provides healing, a comradery, a safety net from insanity in the extreme.

Barry ' your lips move but we can't hear what your saying '.

The masses ' Comfortably Numb '.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 17:20 | Link to Comment Geruda
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Oh Bonsie :(  

 

Pretty weak soup you're serving now.   Looking like Obamacare has gotten past the Omaha beach phase and you disgruntled krauts are having to resort to using your Kazoos to sound a protest.  

 

What sad little men hang out here.   

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 00:21 | Link to Comment MontgomeryScott
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@ GERUDA:

Guess the TSA TIA 'pre-crime' screening shit didn't work out so well, did it?

Come over to my house, and we'll have a discussion about it.

I'll help you forget all your 'bad feelings', dickweed (Oh SHIT, did I just SAY THAT?).

No, what I mean to say is; I'm sorry you resort to ad-homenim attacks at Zero Hedge. The sign of a weak mind is the insults of a weaker one.

Tell us, who's 'Bonsie'? is it your LOUIE?

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 19:05 | Link to Comment SILVERGEDDON
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Geruda - go rent some plastic pipe and fuck yourself with it and a handful of rodents - prolly the only way your sad ass is gonna get any attention apart from trolling here.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 18:43 | Link to Comment Colonel Jessup
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You are clearly a paid gubamint plant, here to destroy morale and create negative discourse. Go away - your memes do not work here.

Please take your cheeto stained fingers and continue using them on yourself as you cruise whatever dark corners of the internet you troll during non-work hours.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 19:59 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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Any quarter-wit can exhibit a consistency in posting shabbily poor comments. In the case of Geruda, though, no matter which character he's struggled to play (the foreigner having bad grammars making, the blowhard defiant Obama supporter, or, currently, the envious bitch), his comments exude a sense of desperate self-loathing and resentment. This is why I think that he is indeed a shill. A cheap one.

I picture him sitting in a folding chair at a folding table in front of a Windows98 computer in a room not unlike that of a shady telemarketer's boiler room operation, just one of many footsoldiers in a low-rent American version of the 50 Cent Army keyboarding for the cause. You know he's a True Believer® because he's making less at it than he would on welfare.

His current character claims to be female, but it really doesn't matter. Man or woman, Geruda is a dick.

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 04:13 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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I see you too have noted the plasticity of Geroupa's aliases.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 18:07 | Link to Comment wisehiney
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Better sad than lame. Be careful you don't let the ass kneeling in front of you know that you lust for it.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 17:35 | Link to Comment chunga
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Hands down.

Geruda, you're the biggest piece of shit going. Get lost you jerk.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 17:32 | Link to Comment the grateful un...
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and you come here because you look up to these sad little men, otherwise?

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 18:11 | Link to Comment machineh
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He's cruisin' for somebody to rim, now that he's got the towel.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 17:32 | Link to Comment lakecity55
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go pray to your islamic master, you are late for mosk.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 23:18 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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You know, I think I saw Geruda when I was a kid.

It was in in the monkey house at the Bronx zoo. 

The question is whether Geruda still loves nature despite of what it did to her. 

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 06:56 | Link to Comment Ar-Pharazôn
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monkeys are smarter than Geruda....

 

just saying....

 

 

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 00:46 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Where is @akak?

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 19:28 | Link to Comment Accounting101
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Simply barefoot and dumb. While you and the eight other (and counting) dumbasses who gave you a green arrow are circle jerking each other with visions of Islamists in your head, the oligarchs are continuing with wealth extraction.

The Affordble Care Act gives the oligarchs exactly what they seek. Rent extraction from the middle class. That's right, you pay rent (much more money than needed) for healthcare so TPTB can steal more middle class wealth. That is why Americans pay half to two-thirds more or healthcare.

Also, you must remember that both political parties are complicit in this theft. After all, Obama passed the republican's fucking plan.

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 00:24 | Link to Comment MontgomeryScott
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C'mon, 'Acounting', you just came.

Tell us...

You CAME, didn't you?

The 'aFFORDBLE' (huh?)

C'mon, you can tell us (just put your little weed back in your panties now, and straighten up).

YOUR MASTERS AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 20:59 | Link to Comment Not Too Important
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I tend to agree with you, A101, but Google 'plant a pig' anyway. I laughed my ass off.

Every bullet in the ME should have been wiped with bacon. When enough terrs realize they may not get to Paradise, the novelty of jihad wears off pretty quick.

But that's not PC . . . at great cost of US/Allied life and $$$.

Fuckin' bastards - on all sides.

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 05:16 | Link to Comment lakecity55
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hahaha, sounds like an old marine trick.

"Achmed, the Crusaders are coating their bullets in bacon!"

"We must flee, Mohammed!"

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 20:06 | Link to Comment nmewn
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"Obama passed the republican's fucking plan."

Not quite, the pertinent passage:

"But the version of the health insurance mandate Heritage and I supported in the 1990s had three critical features.

First, it was not primarily intended to push people to obtain protection for their own good, but to protect others. Like auto damage liability insurance required in most states, our requirement focused on "catastrophic" costs — so hospitals and taxpayers would not have to foot the bill for the expensive illness or accident of someone who did not buy insurance.

Second, we sought to induce people to buy coverage primarily through the carrot of a generous health credit or voucher, financed in part by a fundamental reform of the tax treatment of health coverage, rather than by a stick.

And third, in the legislation we helped craft that ultimately became a preferred alternative to ClintonCare, the "mandate" was actually the loss of certain tax breaks for those not choosing to buy coverage, not a legal requirement."

http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/opinion/forum/story/2012-02-03/health-individual-mandate-reform-heritage/52951140/1

Now one can make the argument (and a valid one) that they were still dickin around with the "progressive" tax code we now have in place (making them the statists that they are for doing so)...but...they never proposed a law mandating an individual buy a product or service from a private corporation OR face a fine/penalty/tax from the government.

Their position was, you pay less federal tax if you choose to buy a health insurance policy and no fine/penalty/tax if you don't.

As far as I can tell, my taxes are still going up along with my health insurance, with no offsets. A debate among statists to be sure but still a big difference to the average working joe my man.

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 05:19 | Link to Comment lakecity55
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Backdoor passed Reggie's load onto Sham Wow's head. He was standing underneath for a better view.

"Sorry, Sham."

"It's OK, Sheik Hussein. Look! I can fix up my hairstyle!"

"Great, now get back out there and sell moar towels, my bitch!"

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 02:54 | Link to Comment Tall Tom
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And let's not forget that the Republican controlled House of Representatives CHOSE to FUND OBAMACARE last October, Six Weeks ago, when they had the opportunity to shut it down.

 

I understand the need for accuracy. But sometimes that serves to distract from the point....sometimes.

 

The point...the POINT...is that the members of the Red Team and Blue Team are just members of the same SOCIALIST PARTY.

 

Far too many are still imprisoned by their own ideas through denying the Truth.

 

Off Topic...You have got to see this video. It is a good story with a great ending....on a POSITIVE NOTE...for a change.

 

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=51e_1385934620

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 07:23 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Tom's point is true.

Boehner and Cantor are unprincipled sloths only concerned about their own necks & paychecks. They were placed into leadership positions by the people to stop the trainwreck that is ObamaCare.

"Cowards die many times before their deaths, the valiant never taste of death but once."

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 20:04 | Link to Comment acetinker
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Whilst I agree that the average Islamist as a threat to the well-being of me and mine is damn near nil-  Watchoo raggin' on lakecity for?  He/she has not yet realized that the ragheads and the 'merika- fuck yeah crowd are equally clueless.  You yourself announce that both political parties are complicit...  as if that's breaking fkn news!

Lighten up, Acc101.  And have that b/s y-o-y comparison on my desk by the time I get there ;)

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 10:10 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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Obamacare has gotten past the Omaha beach phase

 

.....and then everyone lost their affordable healthcare.....how awesome is Obama!

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 17:11 | Link to Comment are we there yet
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On the otherside of the towel there is spiderman.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 16:51 | Link to Comment HardlyZero
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If you like your towel..., you can (only) keep your towel !

Modified Law from Hitchhiker Guide.

Getting closer to those "golden" showers and imposed liquidity adjustments.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 16:45 | Link to Comment pupdog1
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There are only three things in America you can trust.

The US Marines, Chuck Norris, and the Sham Wow guy.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 16:39 | Link to Comment tnquake
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They would bring old "Billy Mays" back to sell this if they could... Prop him up in the corner and him and Barry can toot a little blow!!

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/andrewmcfbrown/100005957/cocaine-contr...

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